W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya 3D! The only OC on /b/!

whats that picture on the fridge?

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Welcome home!

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>>745083458
T-that is a drawing by the lovely Reimu <4

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>>745083393
Shut up you trap

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>>745083499
Good t-to be home, and checked~

>>745083572
S-sorry, not a trap <4

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>>745083572
L-let's select a tea for you though~

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RbyZah0eF2

>>745083393
>If you've got a problem, lay it on m-me, I'm ready!
My friend just had his bail revoked and I don't know how to contact him.. His next hearing is in January too

im sad cause i'll never get to hang out with KirbLaGoop or Black Kray

>>745083393
yeet niBBa

Alice time! Can't stick around long but posting anyway... Hope you had and continue to have a good day~

-CC

>>745083624
Prove it. Vagina with timestamp.

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>>745083732
Whew. T-that is pretty heavy Anonymous.
Why was his bail revoked?

H-here, some tea for your troubles
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xHsN2WMbgX

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>>745083624
Cute outfit. I like your sweater thingy~

>>745083728
Someone called you out on not moving your hips when you walk and now you're exaggerating it a bit, just thought I'd let you know. <3

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>>745083866
No t-thank you <4

>>745083790
>>745083803
No clue what either of these mean

>>745083805
Have a n-nice dinner, CC <4

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>>745083550
Lovely Reimu? Get the fuck over yourself man.

the girl i lost my virginity to over 4 years ago is a missing person wanted by the fbi and she has a 4 year old son and i dont know where she is or how to contact her

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>>745083934
It's j-just how I walk dear.

>>745083933
It's n-nice, I got it pretty cheap <4

>>745083951
She's q-quite comely, if I d-do say so myself.

>>745083895
The judge said he's a danger to society because of a facebook post..

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>>745083992
Why is s-she wanted by the FBI?

>>745083393
Show us this isnt you Alice. We all know it >>745083572

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>>745083934
Who sits around analyzing things llke that?

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>>745084009
Oh m-my. What did the facebook post s-say?

>>745084031
I already h-have dear. Check m-my posts <4

>>745084041
Look MAN, you aren't fooling anyone.

>>745083947
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-traaap

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>>745083951
What's your problem with me?!

>>745084004
I kinda want one!

>>745084027
moving drugs

>>745083393
u know we dont give a shit about your kawaii bullshit we just wanna see your ass and tits

I'd bump you hard tbh fam

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Hi I forgot to complement your outfit my brain isn't working very well atm

>>745083992
That's rough...

Do you want to contact her?

I'm getting on with relationship issues, or rather the lack of a solid one but I've got to be more honest with myself about who it is I like.

Hope you enjoy your tea :).

>>745084070
He said if you come across so and so and get a lock of hair he'll pay you $5000 for it.

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>>745084108
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4

>>745084122
I'll g-get you one <4

>>745084151
W-why would you want to contact someone like that, d-dear?

>>745084163
and yet y-you never will <4

>>745084031
It's clearly not the same fucking place, also Alice wears a blonde wig, her natural hair color is black.

Also a quick reverse image search shows you this is a completely unrelated /b/ camwhore

>>745084202
because she has a 4 year old son that is potentially mine and i have love for her and my potential child

>>745084041
It was something someone said a week or two ago and just randomly remembered, it's not a big deal to me though honestly and I just thought it was a bit funny.

>>745083393
I thought you gave up or killed yourself.

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>>745084122
I'm not sure what you're talking about sweet pea. <4

Is this the jap-bitch version of tea with alice

>>745084204
As long as it shows no vagina, its a dragqueen or trap. Thats the rules. And they exist for reasons.

>>745083572
Let me hit it girl.

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>>745084186
N-no big deal <4

>>745084188
*nodnod* W-who do you like, dear?

>>745084193
That d-does seem like a pretty obvious threat....

>>745084204
I'm n-not a camwhore dear.

>>745084261
*blinks slowly* S-sure but until the whole "warrant for her arrest" thing is dealt with, I d-doubt much progress will be made.

Is the child with her?

>>745084261
>feminine penis is a gril
Alice is, and will always be a trap that was called out on it a long, long time ago.

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>Asian
>she

kek!

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>>745084307
J-just a different outfit <4

>>745084275
Why would you think that?

>>745084320
S-sorry, reality disagrees <4

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ayyyy lmao

fuck yeah tea thread!

>>745084339
It was meant to be a joke and he later apologized for it :L

>>745084339
i dont know where the child is im mostly just concerned about the potential son i may have and i dont want my blood to grow up without a father

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>>745083393

Okay, on the off chance this is real and you're actually providing advice....


I'm fresh out of a long, long relationship. I'm down 90 pounds, and would put myself on the chubby range of normal, if that makes any sense. I have no problem talking to women or people generally, and would be a pretty normal guy, especially when the comparison is made to other /b/ros.

Any-whoo, I'm bursting into online dating for the first time of my life, and I'm having both great and terrible luck. Great in that I'm getting lots and lots of responses, but bad in that almost every single one of them are chubby 6 out of 10s.

What can I do to begin to attract a higher quality woman?

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>>745083572
kek Holy shit

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>>745083393
Majin Helga is coming for us, what do we do?!?!

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>>745083393
>the only oc on /b/
Kys nigger

>>745084339
I was talking about the chick with the dick, not you

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>>745084299
If you're gonna follow me around talking shit about me like this, you could at least own up to why!

>>745084444
QUADS REVEAL THE TRUE FACE OF THIS TRAP

>>745084339
>>745084188

well the person I like is the same gender as me so just kinda coming to terms with that in my own way I guess.

Show us your dong!

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>>745083499

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>>745084366
S-sorry, biology disagrees <4

>>745084369
Not r-really sure how a piece of my eye glasses m-makes any argument, but you d-do you dear <4

>>745084421
Ah. Is t-that the entirety of the offense?

>>745084432
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry. But until she is caught, n-not much you can do.

>>745084437
go to social places and talk to girls you think are attractive and get to know them

>>745083572
her legs arent that thicc

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>>745084188
!!!

I wish you luck in deciding!

>>745084261
>>745084432
Rough spot indeed...

I would wait it out a bit. It's not easy to administer a paternity test at the current moment obviously

>>745084339
To the contrary, you are one of the biggest deals on /b/ of all time

How's that?

>>745084384
there it is again

Is this a bit or can I actually post concerns here

>>745084549
>biology disagrees
Taking female hormones doesn't make you a woman. Sorry, Alice.

>>745084549
>she

>>745084549
That is just why he had his bail revoked, his actual sentence is about securities fraud(which is bs but takes a while to go through it all, I imagine you might know a little of this)

>>745084384
> Weekly schedule
> Thursday 6-9 pm SCREAM
Totally not a psycho kek. And she has no tits so she cant show

>>745084664
kek

>>745083572
lol wtf why did you link this thread on this image

>>745084444
Quads of truth. Fucking /thread

>>745084487
Am I talking shit or am I just being objectively factual? There's nothing wrong with who you are (I mean there is, but that's a whole other talk).

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>>745084384
Ayyyy

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>>745084437
*blinks slowly* I m-mean, you just said you were chubby. S-so doesn't it make sense you'd get chubby responses?

>>745084472
F-find me some different OC then p-please <4

>>745084510
Yeah, t-that isn't me <4

>>745084518
Oh I s-see. But what is the problem again?

>>745084532
Donnnn't have one

>>745084653
F-feel free, I'll help in any w-way I can <4

>>745084664
S-sure, but h-having two X's does <4

>>745084674
Yep <4

>>745084691
Ah? W-what sort of securities fraud?

>>745083393
>f you've got a problem, lay it on m-me, I'm ready!
I want to masturbate to loli right now but I'm working.

>>745084738
HOLY SHIT

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>>745084664
Shots fired

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>>745084754
I r-recommend castration <4

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>>745084437
Parties.

Online dating tends to have that trend. What about Tinder?

If you look at yourself, there's potentially dozens of things you could improve. I don't know because I'm not you and I don't know what the girls you are looking for would want either, but I'm sure there are easy things.

>>745084653
Sure, friend!

>>745083393
Cute socks Alice :D

And also Hi! How are you doing today, having a good one?

>>745084549
>>745084608
is there any way i could find her if shes already caught?? i only have her name unfortunately but i would just like my son

>>745084793
But I love orgasms

>>745084746
>Two X's for double the dose
Except everyone here knows you are a dude. Older pictures of you are even on this thread.

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Do you like ass?

>>745084754
Lilo gtfo of here

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>>745084734
There's nothing wrong with me as far as I know, so why don't you enlighten me?

>>745084746
Moar lewds

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>>745084820
It's b-been pretty good <4

>>745084829
If s-she is on an FBI most wanted list, I'd c-contact their hot line <4

But do you have any real evidence it is your son, dear?

>>745084856
Except I'm n-not a dude <4 Simply asserting it w-won't make it fact.

>>745084856
preach it brotha

>>745083393
Hey there Sakuya ^~^

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>>745083572
What an ambush

>>745084738
>>745084444
>>745083572

If you guys are gonna outright lie about Alice being different people, at least try to be consistent about it.

>>745084895
i dont have any real evidence it would be my son besides a dna test or something like that, the dates line up with when we did the deed though

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>>745083393
Rate me on a scale from 1-10 alice

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>>745084902
*waves* H-hello <4 How c-can I help you today?

>>745084897
Preach w-what? Fake news?

>>745084939
Laughed out l-loud at that one, good show <4

>>745084951
That w-would take more intelligence than they h-have.

>>745084895
>simply asserting it w-won't make it a fact
I agree. You must come to grips with the reality.

>>745084951
>she

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>>745084746
/b/ is full of attention whores doing oc and request so fuck off if you think your stupid tea shit is the only oc on /b/

>>745084989
If you hold up a picture of an anime grill over your face you're about 10/10 Alice scale.

>>745084746
Alright man well I'll hit you with a toughy. At night, only night, I feel lonely. Like, cripplingly lonely. And it's 'cause at night I spoke to an online girlfriend for like 4 years straight n skyped n stuff. Now I just get sad n try to talk to friends but it doesn't fill the void so much. Any advice?

>>745084444
Abandon thread!

>>745084951
kek implying the other 2 aren't fakes.

>>745085015
I never said "She" you mouth breathing retard.

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>>745084989
3

>>745084973
*nods* I r-recommend you call up, ask them about it, b-but don't worry too much about it. It's n-not in your hands and you h-have no firm proof.

No use worrying over something you can't change.

>>745084999
Y-yeah, I can reach on down and f-feel I don't have a dick dear. I've got a firm grip on reality.

You, on the other hand, have no evidence of your assertions. Try harder.

Or don't. Won't matter to me.

>>745085034
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore <4 But also, s-show me some OC that's currently on /b/

Go ahead.

>>745084746
"He is accused of repeatedly losing money for investors and lying to them about it, illegally taking assets from one of his companies to pay off debtors in another."
Like a ponzi scheme

>>745084951
I think they just can't stand not seeing face and just want to see a cute girl finally

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Hey, Alice. I love you.

I just woke up from a nap I didn't mean to take.

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>>745084829
I would work through the FBI after her apprehension and try to work out if you are the father of the child. They're going to be looking for someone to take custody of the child, so I would also get in contact with her parents/siblings ye.

>>745084989
5.5/10

Do something else with the beard, polish your head proper, clean up your face a bit and I can see an easy 7/10

>>745085077
Have you been seeking someone IRL during the daytimes?

>>745085096
>she
>her

>>745084738
This one actually matches up.

>>745084444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s

I want to fill her boypussy

>>745083393
Why can't I find anyone? No woman or trap is willing to give me a chance. Starting last week I began drinking heavily at least a six pack a day. How do I stop circling the drain?

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>>745084444
Should I trust the quads?

>>745085155
I didn't say "her" either, dumbass. Get the fuck off the internet and kill yourself.

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>>745084876
Did I not already enlighten you in the last thread? Some weeds just need getting rid of.

You aren't even a trap.You and your troupe are a god damned ambush.

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>>745085077
*bites her lip* That's awful, Anonymous. I've felt that way before. I've been there. I used to spend a lot of my days talking to someone who isn't there any more.

With time, it'll pass. But for now, all I can offer you is my friendship in return. I'm happy to talk to you any time you like.

Contact me at:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Skype: alicemargatroid2
or through my chat
https://anekiho.me/chat2

I c-can't make that crippling loneliness go away, but w-we can be lonely together if you like.

>>745085234
Always trust quads. Also there is other images of 'her' peaking out from behind the pictures they hold up. It's the same face. Alice confirmed illuminati-dong.

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>>745085106
I just saw another shittalk thread
So fuck off stupid weebo trap

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>>745085107
Ah I s-see. But that should be easy to disprove, right?

>>745085126
Ah? Are you okay?

>>745085161
N-no it doesn't.

>>745085209
Don't have one.

>>745085223
I w-would recommend not drinking so heavily.

>>745085303
N-not even close to the same face, but you k-keep it up <4

>>745085363
S-sorry, I don't s-see any proof <4

>>745084746
Is this abonation / weeb for fucking real
Stop with the cringy act already and end it

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>>745085223
Have you ever asked yourself why no one is giving you a chance? Perhaps it is you being overbearing? A foul smell? A personality quirk?

Heavy drinking is not a resolution to a core issue, it is a mental bandaid to a symptom.

>>745085234
No.

>>745085295
<4

>>745084992
*waves back* Nothing much to help today, just wanting to drop by and relax. How are you today?

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>>745085267
You didn't make sense then, and you don't make sense now.

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>>745085295

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>>745085234
yes
>>745085243
>

>>745085144
Well I'm surrounded by friends, sure. I've been seeking a closer relationship for a while but it just falls flat. I dunno it feels like trying to fill the void just reminds me it's there, yknow? But I'm always remembering it's there at night anyway because of how lonely I am when left to my thoughts. Shit sucks.

>>745085403
Kinda does.

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>>745085405
N-no reason to <4

>>745085413
I'm okay. C-can't complain too much.

>>745085437
Thanks <4

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>>745085494
N-no, we're just wearing the same wig it l-looks like.

>>745085403
>N-not even close
So the images of you peaking out behind your "Alice" persona cards isn't your face either?
Interesting.

>>745083393
there is no future for whites, they will be genocided by admixture.
the existence of today which is killing us (chems in our food/ stupidity / incompetence / greed / the jews) will end, there is no point in building anything as it will be lost destroyed or stolen in 30 to 60 years

how can one prevent to become a lonely psychopathic serial killer and create a future for oneself faced with depression agoraphobia socio phobia and xenophobia whilst seeing this complete trainwreck of existence?

>>745085295
>w-we can be lonely together if you like.

>>745085403
Yeah it is, it's just been going on for a while now and every time he has to go to court just keeps getting longer and longer. ;-;

>>745085403
>Are you okay?

Yeah, I just don't always have control of my sleep cycle. I've been having trouble sleeping lately and I was really tired and passed out for a bit.

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>>745085303
Pictures f the creature if you have any
Its for... science

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>>745085497
Ugly cunt

>>745085403
Then i just want to fill your ass tbh

>>745085481
Crippling loss causes me to not breathe at night, too. Benzodiazepine is the only solution. Hang in there kiddo.

ITT: Trap collects lonely faggot fan-base.

>>745083393

Fuck off dumb cunt. No one wants your dumb attention whoring ass here.

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If we hit that bulls-eye; the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

>>745085403
Nigger pls stop being so smug
>>745067601

>>745085534
You're*

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>>745085403
Hiii Alice :D
How was your day today? Are tou feeling well?

i want to have sex with an infant

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>>745085538
N-no, just doesn't match up with the face of the male people s-seem to think is me <4

>>745085566
S-sounds like you need a snickers

>>745085612
T-try doxylamine; it's an OTC sleep aid, knocks you right out.

Email m-me at [email protected] if you c-cannot afford it.

>>745085626
G-glad to see you posting pictures that aren't me and c-calling them ugly.

Makes a lot of sense.

>>745085411
Overbearing no. I shower daily. Things are going good but then I either get the "you're a great guy anon but..." speech or they ghost me. I figure I'm just shit out of luck so might as well kill myself with alcoholism

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>>745085626
Alice is more masculine, anon
I wish I could be as tall as alice

FUCK OFF ATTENTION WHORE FAGGOT TRAP

>>745085756
post more legs kthx

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>>745085756
>>745085756

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14Dxpme6ss

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>>745085756
Makes sense when you consider they are you.

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>>745085481
It's not an easy fight to fight, but I'm sure one of two things will happen. You will find someone to hold at night, or those longing feelings will fade, releasing you to brighter nights.

Keep trying, bud <4

>>745085730
Don't.

>>745085797
You certainly haven't found the problem, then. I was giving very generic examples. There's something that's not quite clicking with people that you need to become consciously aware of. What that is, I don't know.

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>>745085628
W-why my ass?

>>745085647
S-sorry, not a trap <4

>>745085650
Sorry, I h-hate attention.

>>745085658
What....bullsey?

>>745085725
I f-feel okay <4 What about you?

>>745085832
....what are you even talking about?

>>745085844
S-sorry, not a trap
nor an attention whore.

>>745085860
J-just come to my stream later dear.
CeltyPlays on Twitch

>>745085832
People gain weight

>>745085756
>T-try doxylamine; it's an OTC sleep aid, knocks you right out.

I should be fine now. Well, not really. I just don't want to do anything about my problems.

Plus, being awake all the time gives me a lot of time to think.

>>745085924
you are a man and an attention whore. plz fuck off. plz.

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>>745085887
Hm?

>>745085890
B-but they aren't. You are j-just making shit up <4

>>745085957
*blinks* W-why don't you want to do anything about your problems?

>>745085987
I'm n-neither, and just for that, I'll d-do another thread after this one <4

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>>745085905
Sounds like I just need to go back to lurking and drinking. Thanks....I guess.

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>ywn feel Alice's dick

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Where are the fornicating pics of the OP creature
I demand to see its face and its genitalia

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>>745086046
Your little underling Reimu is pathetic. You'll even allow the abuse.

It's kind of sweet, at least so much as coming from you <4

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>>745086101
S-sorry, I don't have a dick <4
Nor am I that pretty, honestly.

>>745086046
>*blinks* W-why don't you want to do anything about your problems?

After you live your life a certain way long enough, it becomes your way of living. I can't imagine life any other way now.

I know that answer isn't good enough for you but it's how I feel about this whole mess. The mess being me.

>>745085645
I feel you dude, I really do.
>>745085295
Also, I added you on steam I think. If not I'll look for you on Skype or something tomorrow. Thanks for reaching your hand out, it's really fucking cool of you.

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>>745086053
That's not at all what you need to be doing :B

If you give up and drink everything down the drain, nothing will change. Nothing will improve. Do you wish to be in this carousel of misery? I don't think so. Think long and hard about yourself, anon, there's plenty to be changed.

>>745086194
>Nor am I that pretty
send proofs bae. i wont leak

why are you a weaboo

>>745085924
Kinda good, a friend just ascended in her job and tomorrow is her birthday
Happy times are coming for me :D

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>>745083393
Image Limit?

Alrighty, I'll bite. After some thinking I've determined that alot of my hangups stem from a lack of validation. I don't have friends and am emotionally distant from family and coworkers. Pretty laid back, but I think I've coasted on the path of least resistance which means I've never bothered to invest myself in others. So here I am at a state where I feel damn well neurotic about my lack of social and sexual experience. I'm tired of being a flippin loner; I want a family. To that end, I feel like achieving some kind of personal and societal validation would go a long ways towards building up my confidence and ability to fit in.

So my question to yall is:
A.) Whats the most expedient way to validate myself?
and/or
B.) How do I put these concerns out of my head and move on?

fuck I just want to meet people

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>>745086334
Say No more

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These threads are the fucking embodiment of the cancer that is killing /b/

Moot fucking MADE /soc/ as chemo for this cancer.

It didnt work. 4chan is dying.

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>>745086178
You w-won't sadly.

>>745086193
*blinks* Underling? Reimu, if anything, w-would be the one on top.

>>745086225
Yes, and? J-just because you can't imagine life that way d-doesn't mean you shouldn't strive for a better life.

If I was missing a leg, I wouldn't turn down an awesome new leg simply because I've learned to live with my disability. I have eye problems, and I don't just squint at everything; I use glasses.

Aspire to more than "passing".

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>>745086383
Follow me and fuck the thread

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>>745086287
Don't s-spread it <4

Yo Alice, been a while since I saw one of your streams, college keeping me busy and shit, wassup

>>745086451

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>>745086259
I d-don't see a friend added, sadly.

What is your steam? I'll add you.

>>745086287
I'm q-quite plain, I assure you.

>>745086289
I'm not.

>>745086305
I'm v-very glad <4

>>745086334
Hm?

>>745086385
I've b-been posting these threads for six years. Lurk moar, newfag

>>745086420
>Aspire to more than "passing".

I don't know how to do that anymore.

And my aspirations always get me hurt. So I think I've learned my lesson, I'll stay down this time.

>>745086420
Well yes, it isn't the most feminine thing around- I'd assume that be the nature of things.

>>745085223
>>745085223
>drinking heavily at least a six pack a day

>drinking heavily

>six pack a day

choose one.

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>>745086546

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>>745086287
That's the meme, m8. Alice is actually very attractive but she says stuff like that because she's not as attractive as she wants to be

>>745086371
Your first question is a bit broad. It seems you already have a clear idea of what it means to be valid and worthwhile in your own mind. The fastest way to do it may not be the best way to do it at all. Building a family is something that takes a lifetime. Finding the right person is the first step.

For your second question, that will come with time. You know what you want and it's a matter of making it happen.

Meeting people can take a variety of paths depending on who you are looking for of course... what have you tried?

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>>745083499
>>745083624
>welcome home
>good t-to be home
That was pretty pathetic
Keep pushing that meme dear <4

>>745086260
If I can't find the problem then I'm just fucked. You can only try for so long.

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>>745086371
*nods slowly*

S-so, let me ask you this: What have you accomplished?

Validation comes from DOING stuff and FEELING GOOD about doing stuff. It doesn't come from sex or whatever. If you do stuff, you'll feel validated. You'll feel like your life matters, like you've done something important.

So pick a project and get to it, Anonymous.

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>>745086618
Emma Watson dislikes this thread

>>745084444

just curious, where did this pic come from and why is it suggested that this is the face of this trap/women/whatever?

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>>745086696
Look at this Penis chart

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>>745086455
Yeah, t-that isn't me.

>>745086496
Not m-much, will be streaming tonight <4

>>745086579
Not p-possible to "not know" how to do anything d-dear.

>>745086600
W-what?

>>745086654
*blinks* I d-don't see how that exchange validates your statement, but okay.

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>>745084444
>>745086455
Quads... dubs...
>>745086559
Seems the digits want to prove something, better disprove it by yourself

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>>745086559
And you Alice? I miss your regular Tea with Alice threads, it's very refreshing to see you here tbh, but well
Hope everything is going according to your goals :D and every problem get their resolve

>>745086745
Its Alice face. It was once leaked. Now she tries to cover it.

>>745086608
That's a light day dipshit my usual is a 1.5 liter bottle of sherry plus a couple of glasses of brandy

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I have PTSD ADHD CEREBRAL PALSEY DIABETES CANCER OSTEOPOROSIS AUTISM RETARDATION AND I'M GOING TO DIE!!

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>>745085669
>>745083393
The only oc on /b/ didnt say a thing s;

>>745086801
this trap is pathetic

>>745086559
My steam name atm is "ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR CHEBS" or some dumb stuff like that. My steam url name is like "ChebheadSolobaby". Excuse my lame ass names LOL

>>745086851
oh shit you a dead nigga. rip

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>>745086817
I'm d-doing as best I can <4

>>745086828
Yeah, t-that isn't my face and it w-was never 'leaked'. I don't know what you are talking about.

>>745086856
S-sorry, not a trap <4

>>745086892
Adding...

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>>745086676
So long until what? you haven't died yet.

Don't be so easy to give up, anon <4

>>745086851
That sucks!

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>>745083393
ok i got a problem with my mother and i could use some help to deal with it.

i'll start here and just say that i do love my mother more then she realizes but my god is she over protective constantly asking what i'm watching no given me any space or privacy constantly yelling at me treating me like a child all this i would be fine with if she wouldn't constantly doing things with out putting how i feel about it like for in example i had a closet full of stuffed animals that i loved and each one was in individual memory of every time i was happy but one day when i came home she got rid of them all and know i'm more scared that she gonna get rid of my cat and when she does that will be it and i will leave and stay with my dad i would like to go on but this is getting too long

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>>745086856
Not even a trap, just a bad done ambusb

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>>745083393

Hey. are you the RPing trap dude that posted a webm of yourself cutting some veggies or meat or something?

I told you a while back that if you ever cut stuff like that again I'd personally find you and slap the shit out of you. Are you better at cutting with a kitchen knife now?

>>745086931
Its not your face .... Suuuure

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>>745086938
M-may I ask how old you are, darling?

>>745086931
you. are. a. man. it's okay sweetheart

>>745086990
kek

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>>745086938
Are you at all independent and able to live on your own?

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>>745086991
I d-don't roleplay, I'm n-not a trap, I'm a biological woman, and w-while I do do cooking threads, I don't r-remember such a scenario <4

But you'll have to wait till Friday to see~

>>745087011
G-given it doesn't have even close to the same skin complexion as m-my partial face review, I'm g-going to go ahead and label you "unable to see".

>>745087031
I'm n-not though <4

>>745087150
MAN

>>745087027
still in my teens that all i will say
>>745087100
no

>>745086931
Got it!

Hello Alice!

>>745086936
After 15 years if you can't get your shit together then you're a fuck up.

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>>745087185
*smiles and pats lightly on the head* T-try harder dear <4 Maybe someday you'll actually hurt me <4

>>745087227
Hello l-love!

>>745087223
Yay!

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Wher 's ol' /b/ who doxx'd n sheeit when Op was a faggot
Damn you summerfaggots

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>>745086931
That's good Alice, keep smiling :D

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>>745085756
>>>745085566 (You)
>S-sounds like you need a snickers
a snickers, your advice is that i need a snickers.
yep thats it im gone kill some one in their sleep tonight again , ill make sure to eat a snickers before i pick a lock, put a pillow on some ones face and lock the door behind me when i leave tho

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Roll d-dubs and I'll show my t-thingy <4

>>745087284
MAN! MAN! MAN! MAN!

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>>745086654
Interesting development <4

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>>745087299
I've d-doxxed myself before dear. Here!
Let me show you.

>>745087403
Didn't you move after?...

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Alice look!

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>>745087321
Can d-do <4

>>745087336
Yeah d-definitely a snickers.

>>745087354
*yawns*

>>745087370
N-not really. P-pretty boring actually.

>>745083393
I hope you die in a raging fire on the cancer ward of your local hospital OP, you less than Worthless piss drinking cunt

>>745087403
kek his name is actually Melanie Maye

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>>745087150

>biological woman

Look here you little fucker, that makes it especially bad if you keep cutting shit up like you have cerebral palsy and you're a woman. As someone that takes cooking semi-seriously, that shit was pathetic.

I'LL BE WATCHING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER

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>>745087187
Bite the bullet and deal with her until you're able to leave her. I know it's a shitty answer but it's not going to be easy to vocalize your concerns with her without some kind of attempt to make you see otherwise.

>>745087228
Not entirely. You've been looking in the wrong places and doing the wrong things for 15 years.

Try something incredibly drastic, an utter lifestyle change.

>>745087339
rolling lmao

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>>745087471
About a y-year after.

>>745087518
I w-was already burned once; you really t-think the fire will try a second time?

>>745087539
Her <4

>>745087561
I h-have nerve damage, what do you w-want?

>>745087403
Didn't you get free pizza after that time? I'd kill for pizza right about now...

>>745087602
how is your girlfriend faggot?

Alice isn't a trap, I still don't get why you all try to ruin a good OC poster by saying bad things and posting bad things on her thread :T

>>745087602
HIS NAME.
HIS.
HIS.
HIS.
HIS.
KEK.
KEK.
KEK
KEK

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The real Alice from the quad quint sext (? 6) thread last night.

>>745087561
>As someone that takes cooking semi-seriously

You're threatening someone on the internet with violence over something that has no effect on you whatsoever.

That's semi-serious to you?

>>745086371
Validation is only the greeding echo of the ego.

You dont need it. It''s chasing the pink dragon.

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>>745087609
*shrugs* N-not as many as I would have liked!

>>745087666
W-what girlfriend?


>>745087672
Her <4

I should just make a bot to reply that, save some time.

>>745087683
N-not me, not even the right apartment, try h-harder.

>>745087599
thanks i will take that into consideration

>>745087683
>>745083572
>>745084444
>>745084738


>>>Saying alice is 4 different people now

>>745086828

While I don't trust OP at all, I do have to seriously cast doubt as to why this picture was leaked and how... got anything more to the story of how it was leaked?

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>>745087602

>nerve damage

Boo-fucking-hoo. BLIND people can make delicious food. There are people that drive their cars with THEIR FEET BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO ARMS.

WHat do I want? TRY. HARDER.

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>>745087515
Alice, you know I wasn't talking to you. Now kindly fuck off you beautiful little wreck of a human being. <4

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>>745087683
He is brunette

>>745086455
KEK

>>745087797
If they accuse literally everyone they can find of being Alice, they might be right one day.

>>745087599
Becoming an alcoholic is a lifestyle change......

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>>745087818

>>745087765
Free is free! Anyway, have a nice night! I'm off to fight a call center.

>>745086455
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

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>>745087683
Benis!

Obviously not Alice but I like this person

>>745087765
>what girlfriend
>implying we're not all your harem

>>745087797
Bingo! Alice is the free square

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>>745087803
Not s-sure why you explicitly don't trust me, b-but I doubt they even know d-dear.

>>745087818
S-sure, and my food WAS delicious.
It just wasn't cut properly.

>>745087842
*nodnod* S-snickers.

>>745087874
I d-doubt it. They d-don't strike me as particularly competent.

>>745086764
The problem with this graph is the fact that the yellow and green colored areas are "self reported" lengths.

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>>745086194

Everyone's idea of pretty is different. I think my girl is incredibly hot- shes in a psych hospital today (no joke) because she let her doctor know shes always thinking of suicide. She doesn't find herself pretty either. I am sure there are guys who would find you lovely... I understand why you don't show your face here- it is /b/ after all... Not a respectable non-degenerate board like /pol/. You seem adorable however, you really should try not to put yourself down so much... As you've seen- that's what the board is for! ;-)

>>745084339
Alice im not trying to be mean but are you transgender

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>>745087602
HIS
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Post bare neck if you want to get this poor repented sinner pleased

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>>745087865
>floor
>hair
Trap alart