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Hey /b/ this shit appeared a couple of days ago and I was wondering

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Hey /b/ this shit appeared a couple of days ago and I was wondering what should I do so it goes away. I don't want to pop it 'cause it will regrow eventually or it will get worse/look worse.
It's incredibly big and notorious and I'm tired of typical comments of my face and the obvious stares I get from other people. Help me plz
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There really isnt a "worse". pop it.
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Holy fuck just please pop it
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>>745078998
BURN IT WITH FIRE
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>>745078998
Go see dr. Sandra Lee. It's free if you let her film you. Google it.
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>>745078998
pop that shit
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>>745078998
STREAM IT AND POP IT HOLY SHIT
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make a video and pop it.
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>>745078998

youre gonna have to drain that.

then keep it clean with rubbing alcohol / antiseptic wound cleaner
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>>745079168
this
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>>745078998
It wont grow back if you pop it and wash it afterwards. Will hurt though
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Pop it and post vid
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Pop it for us, anon
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Thats a Carbuncle m8, run some hot water and soak a cloth then do a hot compress untill it pops then squeeze the puss out and clean it then let it air dry.
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Draw to eyes and purple hair ! Tell people it's a transgender black pimple
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>>745078998
prick it with a needle and pop it.
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>>745079215
this works. you've got to use proper wound rinser though. you can get it at a pharmacy
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So the best is just to pop it and clean it?
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Go see a dermatologist and let them pop it to minimize scarring ensure proper treatment, you don't want that mess getting infected. They may even just give it a shot of some shit that essentially causes the puss in it to dissolve; can't remember the name
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>>745078998
IF YOU DO NOT POP IT IT WILL POP IN YOUR SLEEP AND THE PUSS WITLL GO IN YOUR EYES AND MOUTH
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>>745078998
shit's gone cystic bruh, I'd see a doctor about that nose cancer
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>>745079452
the stuff you'll be looking for is called dalacin
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>>745079486
yes. But please film it
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>>745079098
pop it and wash it with soap and get the soap in the little hole to get all the oil out. you will see the next day it will be improved. and just keep it oil free and don't touch it after its washed
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>>745079215
Hydrogenperoxid (H2O2) 3% or 6 % , better imho
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>>745078998
Grab a needle. Use lighter to burn dip and puncture
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I am sorry to tell you but you have rosacea. You will not get rid of it and it will be worse if you use soap.
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THE PERSON BELOW IS A DIRTY SERPENT DO NOT TRUST HIM!
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>>745078998
This tard can't even google how to manage proper hygiene. OP is a hopeless waist who probably lives in complete filth.

>dirty brown water trash

post pictures of your sad life faggot.
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>>745079746
this is coming from a dirty serpent
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>>745078998
Friend had one almost identical. It's a cyst - go to the doctor and they'll remove it surgically with local anaesthetic and stitch it up for you. Don't even try 'pop' it - it won't pop and you'll just end up getting an infection.
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I hope you're not going out in public with that. Fucker's going to blow like Yellowstone.
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>>745079811
stfu and let us have our fun
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>>745079746
Typical dirty serpent reply.
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KILL YOURSELF
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>>745079829

Holy Fuck
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>>745079848
doesn't look like a cyst to me. Tell me OP how does it feel to touch? is it hard/soft and is it painful?
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>>745079746
and u cant even google to know that it has nothing to do with hygiene
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do Not pop it on ur own. it will get infected
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Don't have time to get all that shit and were I live there are no dermatologist, I think I'll pop it
Can I use just some toilet paper to do it?
Also, this is the only thing that I could found, will it work?
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this is gonna take forever to heal unless you pop it. wash your hands and face and puncture the yellow areas with a sterilized needle. wrap your fingers in tissue and carefully squeeze the pus out. only apply light pressure. sterilize the wound and the area around it when you're done. you still may wanna stay inside the following day. it could end up looking worse but it should heal faster
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This wat grandpa said happens when u fap 2 much
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Fuck all of you dermatologist faggots giving him advice. Just pop it op
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I remember having those huge zits, pimples and boils around my nose. They were embarrassing but man were they satisfying to pop.
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>>745078998
Jesus christ you zitty bastard, you're so oily fucking Trump wants to invade your face.
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>>745080002
Si y por favor filma como lo explotas.
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>>745078998
If you pop it, you will get a nasty scar that'll remain visible for a very long time.

If you (or your parents) can afford it, go see a dermatologist, they'll give you a cream or remove it for you.

If not, then apply a local disinfectant (alcohol based, or iodine), the big idea is that you want to stop the ongoing infection and let your body absorb the pimple.

Good luck with the skin problems, sucks to be that teen with the acne issues.
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>>745080002
no that won't do. even handspirit is better than this
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>>745080017
The only reasonable advice in this thread.
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>>745079829
Motherfucker has 4 calderas
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>>745079965
It's everything to do with hygiene. That shit just don't appear by magic overnight.
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O.k, OP im here for ya. First get some pantene shampoo, and slowly massage that into it. Then, you need to let it sit for about 12-14 hours and do it again. Do that twice a day and it will be gone within 4 days.
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I get smaller one usually if i have eaten some buns or chocolate.
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>>745080197
it does appear by "magic" cause this shit is genetic normal people like me can go an entire month without a shower but still have a baby skin
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I have my dinner and im ready to see you pop this bad boy. Go for it
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So many opinions I'll think about it, now I gotta go out.
I'll be back in like 3-4 hours and maybe then I'll pop it correctly
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>>745078998
POP VIDEO PLZZZZ
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>>745080454
so full of shit your eyes are brown.
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>>745080550
you better not be lying to me you pizza faced faggot
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>>745080550
Enjoy making every pussy seal up that you pass
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Put toothpaste on it overnight. It will dry that shit up.
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>>745078998
Cut off your nose
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Can you livestream the pop with the same angle as in the photo?
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>>745080629
u need an unbalance to make your skin go like that retard if it was just hygiene everyone would have that shit which gladly isnt the case
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>>745080197
Hygiene+Diet+Genetics
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>>745079888
welcome to /b/
try not to be such a moralfag
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Make a clean incision about 1/4 inch in length or just big enough for a Q-tip drain it and clean it then so the Q-tip with alcohol inserted and clean the inside
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>>745078998

probably stop eating sugary things.
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>>745080964
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>>745081398
My mom says you're just jealous :)
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Okay mateyo

I'm a medical student in my 3rd year of training - just recently had a case I had to solve that's simular to yours only in a different place on the body.

Get yourself to the doctor. He will have to drain that fucker and properly sterilise it. Because if your immune system sucks a part of the puss might not be fully absorbed and scar tissue will begin to grow resulting in a very ugly cyst.

Don't pop it yourself - it will get infected.
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>>745078998
pop it and put it on youtube
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>>745078998
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Enjoy your ban
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>>745081598
If this was a christmas market in Germany, I know what would happen next. Something super progressive.
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>>745079746
This isn't /r9k/
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>>745079193
>>745079195
THIS
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>>745079168
This x2
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>>745078998
15 yo boy problems haha.
take a needle and puncture it you twat!
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You got trips on your face
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>>745078998
Fuck, gunna need a hammer and a center punch.
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Looks like one of those hotdogs with the cheese chunks in it.
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>lance
>rubbing alcohol

Done.
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LANCE IT AND SHOW US PICS

BUMP THIS SHIT NIGGERS
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>>745079811
yeah I have the same thing in weird places don't pop it. Look for a doctor.
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SHOW US YOUR DICK
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Nigga you better record it and post the vid.
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>>745081136
This
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>>745081136
just big enough for OP's dick is more like it you faggot ER doc wannabe cuck
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Gonna need to see the hole left in your fgt face where your nose was op
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>>745078998
Wash your fucking face once in a while to avoid that mess.
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>>745078998
That shit has four heads just squeeze it then clean it
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>>745086352
See a doctor, make sure it's not the herp before you go playing with it.
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>>745078998
I've had a few huge zits, they call them sebaceous cysts when they get that huge, that required a trip to the dermatologist's office. He shot cortisone into them and they went away in days. Other wise they last for months and months
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>>745078998
looks like cystic acne. Go to the doctor and have them prescribe you pills.
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>>745078998
>gunna need a more than just a lance for that one
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>>745078998
looks like a boil,,, you'll have to go to the doctor to sort it out, bursting them does nothing but scar your face and grow them back
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>>745078998
OK Rudolph, you know what you need to do.

Man up & stream that baby.
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>>745078998
Go see a dermatologist. It could be cancer.

Also don't sleep with your face on the pillow ffs.
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>>745078998
unless you want to look like an 8 year old mexican for the rest of your life i'd recommend shaving that starter pedo stash you got going there
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>>745078998
jesus christ, i need to see it pop. do it and post webm
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>>745078998
Might be cancer. Basal cell carcinoma. Look it up and good luck.
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>>745079330
>carbuncle
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>>745079193

here you go anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOQLpqMN7w
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>>745078998
Go to a doctor reatard
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dear friend - I had this exact thing when I was a teenager. Don't worry - it passes. My advice - don't be embarassed - go see a doctor and have it properly treated by a dermatologist as soon as possible. Do not poke it or squeeze it - you'll just make the infection spread to other layers of your skin. And moving forward, get more vitamin A in your diet. This changed EVERYTHING for me. I get the babes dude and plenty of them. So do not despair. Ok? Sincerely - been there done that in Canada.
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>>745080002
Usa una espina en vez de aguja
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>>745090966

This. Go see a fucking dermatologist. I had one once, ended up growing into a fucking skin tag on my fucking nose. Doctor cut that shit off real quick but still, get that shit looked at.
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>>745079330
good call on the Carbuncle bud
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>>745078998
just put a band-aid on it until it heals
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Kill it with fire
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>>745078998
Go get a tin of PRID. Slather that shit on it, then keep it covered with a hot wash cloth. It'll go away
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>>745090637
based
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>>745090637
This isn't Op

GIVE US THE REAL ONE
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