Anyone wanna have an open and honest thread? Just say whats on

Been feeling pretty good lately, just wanted to see how everything is with you all

I am pretty sure this honest "aura" will be destroyed by someone soon.

>>745071366

does this already count?

>>745071117
Met this perfect girl 10/10 (For reference, the only 10/10 I've given ever). She has a bf. Maybe I can play the long game or something. Talking last night and basically confirm that there is no long game, even if she didn't have a bf. I would've had to meet her single rather than dating. Feelskindabadandshittyman.
Not depressed over it, just like a : "Man this could've been good."

>>745071545
I've seen threads like this survive, so I'm hopeful

Yeah im feeling kinda sad lately...


mainly because OP is a faggot

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>>745071366
>>745071668
>>745071802

You guys are all fags. I'm doing ok op, depressed but hanging in there. How about you?

>>745071940
It's been pretty good lately. Just looking forward to the future, just seems like things will be alright. Just keep hanging in there anon :)

I absolutely love my girlfriend. Been together almost 10 years. She's my best friend and we do everything together and love it. She's a lover, a friend, a bro, and family to me.

But sexually...I'm getting so bored. I'm a sexual degenerate. I've tried to get her to try threesomes, swinging, open relationship, polyamory...I'm at the point where I hope I find out she's cheating on me.

I'm her first and I just can't take her sexual naivety anymore. Her preferences and kinks are built around me. I'm going insane. She has no sexuality of her own outside of me.

The only thing that she seems half ok with is me doing shit with another guy. I'm seriously considering it, I'm so bored.

>>745072716
How do you guys make it work for so long? How do you deal with fights and the like? Its hard right now for me and my girlfriend :/

>>745071366
shouldnt summer be... over?

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>>745073539

>>745073329
We don't really fight. I think our longevity is due to just really enjoying eachothers company. There's nothing we do that we'd prefer to do alone or with someone else. We were best friends before getting together too.

>>745073808
ITS A MEME YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

>>745071117
I've been moved out and on my own with a big boy job for 3 months (not counting jobs I had while in school living with mommy and daddy) and I hate it.
>TFW not born in the 24th century as a united federation of planets citizen
>TFW can't smoke weed and fap in a holosuite all day everyday

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Very angry and a little depressed. I swear next person that angers me I will choke them until they die repeteadley yelling latin words like
INCREDIBILIS
TE SECABRO

>>745071577
Why no long game?

>>745075126
Her and I talk about just life in general, so this evetually led to a talk about her bf and what she wants in a guy. Now, I'm not bad. I fit about 3/4 of what she wants to begin with. The thing that she explained to me is that she'd rather have a friend forever rather than a bf that can possibly last 2 to 3 years. She's mid twenties and doesn't expect to be married until she's almost 30, and it almost seems like she's not really looking for a perfect guy rather than just to settle with what she has. If she stays with her current bf, (kind of likely) then she'll just always see me as a friend and nothing more. If I had met her a year prior then things could be different but sadly not.
Tl;dr Girl has wacked idea about dating, and there's like a 95% chance she friendzoned me.

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Therapist prescribed me anti depressants. Not sure if they'll work but it's a start

>>745076184
That's shitty bro I'm sorry. Fuck bitches who have their whole romantic life planned and think they deserve Mr perfect.

>>745076477
Yeah man, there's more out there I guess. Hopefully I'll find a better one soon. I'm tired of being out of a relationship. I just want to meet my wife.

I think my dad pretty much hates me. Maybe "hate" isn't the best word...still tho

>>745071117

Haven't had sex with my wife in months, I might have ED, but it's not like she's tried to set the mood. Whenever I tried, she wasn't in the mood so I just stopped asking. Can't even go to a hooker cos ED, & want a low key viagra hookup. Can't go to doctor because script would let her know I'm fucking someone else & worried I'd get colored paint chips if I buy online.

I want to be cute but i'm fat

>>745077578
Define fat

>be me
>think I'm entitled to a 10/10 gf
>get depression because every 10/10 girl has absurdly high (or bizarre) standards, and has already an absurdly high cock mileage

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This girl I like told me a while back that she thought we were "something more than friends" but when I made the move she told me maybe, but she didn't want to date someone right now. We hung out but she didn't make any moves. After that she hasn't texted me anything like that anymore.

Its like 2 months later now and I don't know if I fucked up or if she changed her mind.

>>745078187
Not hamplanet fat. in a normal weight range, but still chubby.

>>745078384
Femanon or Male anon?

>>745078200
Sounds like a personality problem. Don't expect to handed a 10/10 gf. Go for personality more than looks and you'll be better off than you think. Also, don't get depressed off of stupid shit.

>>745078646
Male

>>745077578
if you were born with a vajayjay, you're cute

>>745071117
I'm feeling fucking neutral as fuck being dumped by my lazy gf.

To be honest the best she offered was the phsyical contact and occasional love.
But in exchange the drain women have on your life, in my opinion it's just not worth it. Now i'm like allright and she was fucking crying while breaking up with me I probaly said some nasty shit to her but i dont know because I don't really take anything serious anymore and aren't easily offended

>>745078243
Try talking to her. Women aren't so unapproachable. Tell her you haven't forgotten about what she said and that you still have feelings for her. Just be sure to reassure her your friendship means a lot to you and that no matter what happens you're not gonna let the answer she gives ruin what you have.

>>745078819
Well then, personal workout advice then. Cut out shit in your diet and exercise 2 or 3 times a week. Do a lift day, a run day, and a day where you basically do everything to work other muscles. Just start being a bit more active and pounds will start to fade after about a month or so. The most important thing is diet though. Find out how much you need to intake to maintain weight, shoot for under it. Eat more veggies and fruit so you can be full and not take more calories. Cut soda all together if you can. I guarantee you 10 pounds in like 2 months easily. That's not even much of a lifestlye change.

I want to fuck this chick I know so much that I'm jerking off 3 times an hour to keep myself from doing something bad.

>>745079080
Well how long should a run and lift when i do so? and what sorts of foods should i avoid? i don't eat candy or anything now, aside from some protein bars.

Been NoFap all month. Had a wet dream the other night. Most distressing part is that it was semi lucid. In the dream, I was telling this girl about a dream I had when it dawned on me and I said "Wait a minute. I'm dreaming right now." My first thought was to go fuck two other girls who were catfighting in my dream. So i approached them and laid them down. And then they disappeared instantly. I wound up sucking my own dick tho but it wasn't worth the mess. Really disappointing.

Woke up, got drunk, stabbed my laptop and damn near cut off my pinky in the process. Haven't gone to class in a couple days. Just really frustrated. Lonesome. Been a hardcore alkie for the past few years but I've been slowing down. Sometimes I still need the escape of drunkenness, but I've been acting more out of line every time I drink lately. I realize college is a waste of money but what else is there to do? I've worked shitty jobs galore already. Don't care much anymore. The debt is scary but I'll probably just kill myself one day anyhow.

Fuck.

>>745079774
Avoid nearly all fast food. You can probably have that once a week. Eat mostly Veggies, Fruits, Proteins, and a little bit of Carbs like bread or pasta. Homecook everything. Try to get fresh meat rather than processed. If you decide to keep dairy products, like cheese, just eat it minimally. As for lifting and running, it really depends on you. They burn calories in two different ways. The way you burn calories by lifting is by lifting for stronger weight or tone. Along with that, you don't burn calories as you lift but when your body is repairing itself. After you lift you should eat a higher protein meal but keep a balance of veggies and carbs still. As for what you lift, depends on you. Want a bigger chest? Bench press. Better arms? Lots of curls. Smaller stomach? That is actually just lost with lifting and diet (shitty, I know). As for running, you lose calories based on heart rate. If you aren't running with your heart rate at a certain rate, then you aren't losing any calories. For example, you burn like 200ish calories running one mile at a moderate pace. That's kinda shitty so people either up the pace or the time. It's really about your schedule and preference. General tip for weight loss, to maintain weight you need x amount of calories. To lose weight your overall calorie intake needs to be <x. You can eat over x but you need to exercise enough to where your general intake is lower.

>>745071117
Been feeling like shit OP. Didn't finish highschool, been trying to get the requirements to go to college, but keep getting denied for even those. I was a straight A student too, taking AP and IB classes, just massive depression that went unchecked. Trying to turn my life around, but the education system keeps shutting me out. I know it's my fault but it's honestly so depressing. I'll probably be working shitty minimum wage jobs the rest of my life, never able to get a stable enough position to have a family.
God damnit it too, cause all I need is chemistry and calculus and I could go to any university or college I want because of my grades.
Just depressed knowing I'm left behind, a burden on my family, and never going to get ahead or on top of life.

>>745072716
>Her preferences and links are built around me
Fuck you're so lUCKY DONT LET YOUR DEGENERACY RUIN IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>745076339
Just remember it will take a very long time to come into effect, so don't stop taking then just because they don't work after a month.

>>745077567
Start working out at a gym, go to doctor about erections but don't ask for pills if you're worried shes gonna find out. You know you can ask for your prescription to become concealed at the pharmacy, they can hold it so your wife would never be allowed to know.
Anyway even if your new hot body doesn't help in the sac, your new hot gym bros can hook you up with some Viagra.

>>745071117
im fucking afraid of what future will be because i have to do some things i really don't want to
it's not important, what they are. They are really easy things to do. It's just fear that i've built around them
For now im avoiding them and its ok, because when it comes to doing shit i will work my ass off so it's k
Also, i wish i went to sleep earlier more often and got up earlier. I just slept through summer

I created a fake persona for a discord i made, but now i am incredibly close with these people, almost more than my irl buds and the guilt and fear of them finding out im completely fake hurts me so much i just wish i didnt be so cautious i wanna meet everyone irl and go for some drinks but i cant god damnit kill me

My GF i stole from a married man is remarkable.... literally modeled when she was younger and is so good she volunteers in nursing homes in her spare time.......I can do anything I want to her sexually at anytime.... and this all isn't enough for me.... I openly seek ugly women to cheat with... I've faked headaches so i didn't have to touch my lingerie bombshell 95lbs goddess......

I take a pill everyday that the doctor prescribed to me for depression and anxiety.

It's helped a lot but sometimes I feel so bored like nothing interest me anymore.

All I do is work drink and barely play vidya.

Maybe I'll join a gym so I can get a gf if I lose some weight

>>745080440
Isn't all meat full of fat though? where would i get healthy meat?

Also i need to exercise more than i eat you mean? what would eating once a day get me?

>>745081952
I used to do this a lot. Still do, but now I don't give a name at all or any details about myself. I exaggerate my life a lot still tho.
I don't know man, it's hard. Most people won't get mad if they find out, on my experience, but they'll be less into you and talk less and less, and just stop all together one day.
I'd try doing this with people in other parts of the world from now on if u can't handle it, but tbh there's tons of people online you can meet if these ones quit you.

>>745082131
You're an idiot, but you deserve the stupid slut who left a marriage for another man anyway. Fuck you, I hope she leaves you and her new BF kills you, and then her.

I'm constantly worrying if I'm ever going to pass just by taking hormones. So I've been constantly feeling down, I guess I could be doing worse, At least I'm not choking on dicks like OP

>>745082733
Yes, all meat is filled with fat, but unless you want to eat other things that involve protein then I'd just stick with meat. Simpler in my opinion. You need protein to rebuild muscle and eventually get stronger. This getting stronger is what makes weight lifting burn calories because you burn the calories mostly from healing in lifting. Do not undereat. In fact, eat a regular 3 meals a day but constrain the proportions of what you are eating. You eant energy throughout the day rather than just eating one meal of 2000 calories. The body is an everworking machine. Let's say you need 2009 calories to remain the weight you are. If you want to just diet, aim for 1800 calories a day. You will lose weight, albeit, slowly. Now let's say you also work out and lose 400 calories in that day. 1800-400. That means you really only consumed 1400 calories, so now your body will start to look for things to burn calories for on your body. As long as you maintain fitness by lifting and doing cardio, your body should mostly burn fat.

>>745082737
I've been talking with them for almost a year and i'm too much of a coward too confess too them

It sounds like you're all still trying to fill the hole in your life with things like drugs, alcohol and fornication.

Why don't you seek the truth in life instead of whining on /b/?

>>745083482
I'd probably just tell them and remind them about the 90% of the time when you weren't talking about your persona. As long as you acted like your personality but had made up information. Just apologize too.

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I love boy pussy

>>745083243
If i'm eating three times a day that means i just stick to meat once a day or something, right? what else would make up a meal for other part of the day? so far i've just been cooking scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Also for exercise what sort of weights would i need or would be good? i only have a treadmill for the moment.

>>745084309
Now you're getting the general idea. Chicken and turkey are the best lean meats to eat. Though try to limit that once a day. Eggs are a good source of breakfast food. For other meals, like lunch, I'd just try switching certain things up. Like sandwiches or maybe some pasta. Look up some healthy recipes with stuff you like.
Now weights for exercise are kinda tricky. I'd cut out the middleman and either get a gym membership or, better yet, find someone who has one to tag along with. If you can't do any of that, you can get sets of dumbells. They are pretty versatile in the shit you can do. If all that fails, look up calisthenic workouts. That doesn't use weights at all, just all body.

i just want a slurpee

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>>745074334

Spoken like someone who believes this place is and has always been more than just par.

>>745084830
What sorts of chicken would you suggest? does it have to be all white meat?
And i suppose Spaghetti or something could work for lunch

I suppose i'd be best starting with the dumbells before i go into a gym then.

i wish /b/ wasnt always the same threads every night. i come here to feel less lonely

I'm going fucking insane, I've ruined my life, I continue to make it worse because there is no more foreseeable way to improve it. I've become possibly the biggest fucking loser in all of existence. I have abnormally shallow sleep, I'm always restless and irritable now. I want to be put out of my misery but I figured out that that there's an afterlife cuz of conservation of energy. Material's temporary, but perspective's eternal. I'm going to Hell. Hell self-amplifies, as in it gets worse over time, ad infinitum. That's where I'm headed, and my life continues to get worse daily.

>>745086011
Chicken Breasts are probably the best option. Very versatile, can be eaten by itself or paired with other things. Dumbells are very much a good start for people that haven't really worked out much.

>>745086504
>I've become possibly the biggest fucking loser in all of existence.

That's a bold statement. Let me explain my situation: I'm 35 years old, have no apartment, girlfriend, or drivers license, am $170,000 in debt because of my education (PhD, JD), am unemployed, on the verge of bankruptcy, lived with my parents for the past year, and am a degenerate alcoholic.

Come at me bro.

>>745086978
My dick doesn't work anymore, I went from being able to have sex with anyone I wanted and having access to free fucking money to completely fucking broke and being completely unable to look at women without my skin crawling and testicles cringing in pain.
I could say so much worse but it doesn't matter.
Why the fuck does everyone overlook the Hell thing?
HELL
IS
REAL
MOTHER
FUCKER

>>745086650
With other things? such as what?

And thanks for all the info.

>>745087318
>Why the fuck does everyone overlook the Hell thing?

Because there's no basis for this statement:

>but perspective's eternal. I'm going to Hell

miami beach

I haven't had sex since I was 16 haven't even dated a girl since I was 19. I'm 24 and at this point I'm not even sure how to get back into the game. I feel as if I'm a virgin and everyone at this age group expects something I won't be able to bring when I tell them I'm not a virgin.

Should I just pretend I am a virgin at this point?

>>745087318
go to china and ask for bread

any asylum lurkers?

>>745087474
Perspective being eternal doesn't mean I'm going to Hell, it just means that there's no such thing as non-awareness. I'm going to Hell because of other horrible bullshit

>>745087577
no just use the confidence that you have from the past
if you were "I DONT HAVE ANY ANON"
PLS turn it off then back on before shit posting

>>745087381
For instance, I cook up steamed brocolli and potates with my chicken breast. Or I could chop up the chicken and throw it in pasta. Or I could spice it up and just eat it straight.

>>745071117
I fell in love with the wrong woman. I enabled her using morphine, I began to drink more and more. Just got a DUI, which I should be spending about a month in jail for.

She's clean though, that matters. I guess. I moved her out of my house, got her into detox, moved her into sober living.

Here's the shit thing of it though. I've spent so long making money, and enabling that it's almost like I was the junkie. Living check to check, loving her so much and not wanting to see her go through withdrawal. 9 months, I spent 9 months seeing her do it, trying to even get into it with her. I'm just not a morphine-man I suppose. Just made me dizzy.

So the probation officer keeps threatening me with jail time... It will be a fucking vacation for me. I got her into a safe place, she has found work. Who gives a shit. It is time for me to cut my losses and move on. Drying out in a jail cell for a month will do me some good.

>>745087924
if you have chicken pls eat it with eggs so they can be together

bcuz u no
hell
is
real

>>745087729
>there's no such thing as non-awareness

Sure there is. Anesthesia is a good example. Death is another one.

>>745087868
I'm not that anon but I have no idea how to approach them. Every girl I've dated always asked me out.

>>745087960
maybe u should just do that shit outside?
they dont have heroin ivs in jail and there is absolutely nothing to do but listen to ignorant banter

>>745071117
I feel like I've been wasting my life, and am mad about all the shit I fucked up. All the chances that I could of took, knowing that theirs a chance that I might not get to try my second chance. Wondering if it's to late or even possible to join the US military, or some other government organization.

>>745088111
so u are number 1 stunner?

good luck being sexy and seductive

my advice is let life live

>>745088345
>number 1 stunner?

Jack Sparrow

Deep down inside I don't give a fuck about anything. I really just want to die peacefully.

>>745088714
stfu u make no sense

>>745088179
I don't do heroin bruh.

>>745088921

Now back to the good part

>>745088067
>Anesthesia
Just because you don't remember doesn't mean you weren't aware at the time it occurred
Same applies to death

>>745073808
but that means... that means summer never began

>>745089019
cool thats one good thing about your life maybe you should make others

>>745089086

But that's not a reason to believe you were aware.

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>>745071117

>>745089716
if there is a potenial energy for reaction it will be exerted given the right circumstance this can be taken for "awareness" as it is a responce although the individual may be unaware of the action in a loose termination of "unpresided attention"

gg fuckboys dont time travel

ive been cheating on my girlfriend with my sister

>>745089919
>if there is a potenial energy for reaction it will be exerted given the right circumstance this can be taken for "awareness" as it is a responce although the individual may be unaware of the action in a loose termination of "unpresided attention"

Dude, lay off the Terrence McKenna

>>745090017
so how do you tell your mom youre breaking up with her?

>>745071117
I feel like shit man.

Just been diagnosed with PTSD again at 33, I had it the first time when I was 10. I also have generalised anxiety disorder. My brain is melting and I'm going insane.

>>745090017

Does that really count as cheating though?

>>745090066
just sayin you have to accept that the individual can say they werent aware and the actuality is that their own conciousness would be or not be, even in a faction of funtioning effeciency, self concieved as there or not, aware/unaware.

R U?

>>745090243

If all you mean is that someone might have been aware of something they now forget, then that's true. But that possibility doesn't render it more likely that they were aware of anything if they're dead or under anesthesia.


If that's not what you mean, I'll just say that I literally have a PhD in philosophy, and a law degree to boot, and I have no idea wtf you are talking about.

Either you're too advanced for me, or something has gone wrong in your thinking.

>>745090424
its your arguement is bounded
not my repose

Usually not very willing to share my problems since I think my problems are incurable and only cause more problems and questions. I have the last 2 years developed some kind of mental self-inflicted breakdown, whenever I'm alone or just feel bored I keep imagining voices to pass the time. It's gotten way to far now.

>>745090017
How did that start? I need a story if true.

>>745090784
I feel as if my life is going downhill now, I hate myself so much and is considering taking one for the team. To end all of it

>>745088067
both are an example of unconclusive rhetoric you have to distinguish the fact that death is something no living being has exerienced in totality and finality

second, anastesia is purposely altered perception

>>745090784
>>745090901
A lot of family died recently and I can't even show sadness or feel it. I fake it just to stay relevant. I even held back laughter when a close member of my family passed away. Whats wrong with me

>>745090784
>>745090901
>>745091046
No idea why I'm even posting this, I just needed it to go somewhere I guess,

>>745090981
sry inconclusive experiences

I've been dating a girl for a year, but only had sex within last two months. It's honestly pretty boring and I feel bad because there's definitely a connection, just not a physical one for me.

I can't find that fucking gun for the life if me and I'm genuinely fucking praying that all of existence is just my life being played over in different ways.
I can't fathom the thought of losing someone for eternity because of one slight selfish fuck up without putting a barrage of bullets in someone's fucking dick gut and face.

>>745091126
You have to be actively trying to switch it up, she might be too shy/nervous to know what to do.
Just pull out a sex book and say hey do you want to spice things up and try something else?

>>745091046
you realize the fragility of life come on man werenot drama queens

this is a primitive man youre talking to im self aware that im using this machine as a condolence of my existance given to me by someone that wanted to help progress mankind not have 20 year wars and a socal culture that professes depression or hyper sexualized violence

go outside

>>745091156
u mad when u shouldnt be

>>745073808
Moot lied and ran off with the money and went to work for Gulag, too.

>>745071117
>was hard-ass cook at former job two months ago
>quit before i made an ass outta myself trying to set things straight for our kitchen
>not an asshole,just took pride and made fun things happen as often as i could to keep morale up and turnover down
>weeks go by since i quit and i fantasize about nuking the place(to put it lightly)
>tried to just be chill and look for another job
>chillnotevenonce.jpg
>liquor,ps4,smoke till i can't stay awake
>forget to eat most days until one day
>left arm goes numb,chest goes numb and playing persona 5 just being chill
>can't breathe and call gf
>"i need help,call 911 and send them here" "are you okay?whats-" "no,i'm having a heart attack so just send them here NOW HURRY"
>ambulance shows up and i'm gasping for air while jerking my head up and down.
>cannot control head jerking
>bp is 214/160@150bpm
>girlfriend gets there and i start to calm down a bit but can't stop jerking motion of my head/upper boddy
>ask to go to hospital
>paramedic is annoyed by this but has no choice
>asks me how i feel the way there and i say "weird" or "not right"
>we start to pull into the hospital
>"it's happening again"
>"nono,you're fine,look" and points at ekg screen
>suddenly went into vfib

tl;dr i almost died because my paramedic didn't give a shit and my ambulance driver drove like he was driving the fucking pope-mobile through syria on a bad day...

>>745091400
It's going to be great.

>>745071117
I am a medical student, currently going through the busiest, most demanding, most intense phase of my life. I am constantly terrified that I am not good enough to be where I am, that all of this will not be worth the work.

I have spent my entire life getting to this point. Literally everything I have done for the past 23 years was to get here -- every extracurricular activity, every research project, every class in university -- and I've reached what should have been the light at the end of the tunnel. Instead, it feels like a fucking black hole. I can't fathom switching careers. There is nothing else I'd even considered wanting to do for all these years. I've had a sudden realization that instead of building a mountain for the past 23 years, I have been digging a hole, and when I finally looked up, I can no longer see the sky.

I'm a 20 year old male who can't work because he fucked up his mind with drugs and I am seriously contemplating suicide, but I lack the constitution for it and my single mother just lost a daughter who was on life support for 6 months slowly wasting away and my brother is also suicidal. I hate this world, I want to live but I can't and I feel very threatened and alone.

hey so, on the topic of weight, I'd actually really love some advice.
I'm 19 and wicked fucking skinny. 6'2" but I dropped from 155lbs (5 months ago) to ~140lbs. my doctor mentioned those ensure protein shakes to increase my intake, but honestly I feel as though I eat enough, and I know for a fact I consume more calories than average.
any advice on bulking up some? I've been getting worried bc I'm all skin and bones and working out has never seemed to help whatsoever (tried gym ratting 3-5 days a week for a full year, no supps, didn't gain any muscle mass.)

>>745092630
I feel exactly the same man, I'm studying to be a dentist some day and oh boy this shit is stressful.
I can't even sleep correctly because I'm thinking that maybe I'm not good enough and I'm wasting my time and my parents money, it only makes it worse having a big brother who's a doctor and he is like the perfect son while I'm the black sheep

>>745093649
You might need the supplements. Like straight protein powder or so. And eating a lot more. You seem to be above average in a lot of places and some people just need a lot of shit. I knew a guy that consumed 3-4,000 calories a day to meet his standard of muscle mass. Naturally, the taller you are the more you'll need too. Can't go by averages when it comes to this. See a professional besides a doctor, like a nutritionist.

Old fag here.

Have a kid who is probably on this site now. I'm that fucking old.

I haven't worked in ten months. I had the best job in the world. I was a distiller. I made booze. Life was fucking perfect. They laid me off when the distillery went out of money.

I'm now broke. I had to go to a foodbank to have groceries for my kid.

I have no idea how to pay my phone bill next week.

My friends and peers are a; rich and living in a suburban paradise.

What's my future? Go back to an office job? I would rather die.

That's actually a good option.

>>745071117
my girlfriend is in hospital, has had CAT scans and X-rays and is also expecting some form of transfusion cause her blood is extremely deficient in platelets or something and my anxiety is killing me

I'm 28 and can't hold down a job because I get frustrated. I'm living with my girlfriend and I watch her kids while she works and I miss having a job but nothing pays decent. We fight over stupid shit all the time but I don't think I'm able to have my own place because I can't hold a job, and I need a place because I've got a 3 year old every other week that I'm still fighting over custody of because her mom's a cunt. I hate my life but I'm too lazy to change it.

>>745093861
I feel for you man, and I wouldn't wish the inner turmoil I'm going through on anyone. I can't even really talk about this shit with anyone except for my girlfriend. These thoughts consume my everyday life. If you've never heard of imposter syndrome, look it up. Perfectly describes how I feel 24/7.

>>745077567
I think you can buy viagra online tbh

>>745094333
Another oldfag reporting

Just lost my job too, because of a spinal disability I've had my whole life I just found out about

I'm truly sorry to hear of your situation, it's rough.

I wish I could hug you.

I just wanna die too, but stick it out for your kid. You're still his dad regardless.

>>745094099
actually didn't think to consult a nutritionist so thanks ese.
I consume close to 2.5k-3k cals a day, and I'm also one of the least active people I know. I just feel like something else might be up aside from my metabolism.
being underweight is just a bit uneasy. doc said I should be at least 180 for my build, if not more.
seeing every single rib when shirtless is kinda gross/ hurts ma self esteem.

>>745094888

At this age, I've seen enough.

I haven't been that bad a guy. I fucked up, but it was always within reason. I was a good dad.

I'm just tired, man. I'm just tired.

>>745071117
i got no friends op

>>745095253
this,
I use you social misfits as a replacement.

My relationship is unfair and stale. I feel like a parent to my spouse and he refuses to help me do anything. I can't get him to wash a dish, cook, walk the dog...he's so lazy he steals my cloths rather than doing his own damn laundry. The sex has gotten awful. He cums in less than a minute and stopped eatting me out. He rarely showers and often smells so bad I gag. I am starting to resent him but I can't afford to kick him out because of the ridiculous debt I gained paying off his school (he flunked out, so that turned out well). I wish I had never tried to help him, sigh. I get being depressed, but I've been supportive and his depression is infecting my life.

I wanted to buy bitcoins 4 years ago when I was underage /b/8 but my parents didn't want to give me a small loan of 1000 $

ah fuck it.
I've been having the greatest 3 months possible.
I'll free text for brevity
>be me @ 16, met my ex Kasa w her friend group.
>I was maybe a 7/10, Kasa also 7/10. her (at the time, taken) friend group driver Kelsey, 10/10.
>dates Kasa for almost a year before she fucked it up. low key had the biggest crush on Kelsey bc qt3.14159.
>ff to 18, I have shorter hair (looks better,) Kels hit me up wanting to hang out and catch up. somehow is now beyond fucking 10/10, this chicka is goddaMN FLAWLESS.
>two months of chilling, we were watching Netflix at 2am when she abruptly asked if she could kiss me.
>have steady been fuck buddies w a girl I've literally fucking fantasized over, like, I probably would have killed for even the sliiiightest fucking chance.
>she smokes as well, we're exclusive, and she's a very smol nympho.
>I found out I can't have kids a few weeks ago (sperm production issues,) she's on the BC arm bar anyways.

my life is absolutely fucking fantastic.
in the time span that her and I reconnected, I was promoted at work (jumped to a star CNC, past all of my coworkers who are now butthurt 19/yo smart kid gets better pay than them) and am planning on buying an 03 Mach 1 mustang in a few weeks once I get shit straightened out at my bank.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>745095864

I was married fifteen years to a person who was the female version of that. Longer it goes on, the harder it becomes.

I divorced when I was forty, and it should have been ten years sooner.

People don't change. When you live with them, you see them for who they are.

Be unhappy, or make a choice.

>>745096119
stale pasta is stale.

>>745071117
I'm coming to terms with the fact I'm probably going to die alone.

I don't have an issue with girls, Its not hard to find girls who're into me and I like. I have an issue with moving on, or getting bored. one isn't enough, or maybe I'm only attracted to girls who wont keep my attention for more than a year.

I'm 33, and it's not showing any signs of changing. Unless something pretty surprising happens, I guess I'm not settling down and not having kids. that's a depressing thought.

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Hate my job. I work with retarded teens in a group home. They're all high functioning (Autism, fetal alcohol, PSD, etc) but they're all such idiots and fuck their own lives up it's revolting. I wish eugenics was a thing and they all were aborted.

Want to know more? Hit me with questions. I'll tell you all about how fucked up residential treatment is.

>>745094503
This might sound crazy but I've been reading about the impostor syndrome and I related so much I can't even believe.
I wish I could face every day without all the anxiety that sometimes paralyze me

>>745096151
This anon is right.

I've been dating my BF for 18 months. He has always been supportive of me, until I signed a lease to move in with him.

Now he's got me trapped for a year, I try to talk about things that are eating me up inside and he stares at me blankly. I want out and I think he knows. He's hardly said a word to me all day, he's playing WoW as usual.

>>745095172
I'm tired too man, but I have your back.

Keep fighting.

>>745091156
19 and trying to prepare my self to die here. Relate to you on an extreme level although the problem is money. I'm going to die soon do to something I did.

>>745096744
>he's playing WoW as usual
kek, hi again anon

>>745071117
sure

>>745071117
suree

>>745097444
Hi.

I'm not the femanon from yesterday, I'm someone else. But it is me.

He hasn't said more than 5 words to me all day. I think he knows something is up.

>>745097572
>I'm someone else. But it is me.
wat

>He hasn't said more than 5 words to me all day. I think he knows something is up.
sounds like a plus. The best result is getting them unhappy enough to end it themselves.

>>745096151
I don't doubt you but I'm financially trapped to his existence. I'm looking for a better job and paying off my debt while I seek out an escape route.

>>745097787
There were 2 of us yesterday complaining about the same thing. A femanon and I.

He knows I'm unhappy. He's walking on eggshells around me.

>>745097867
Keep your goal in mind, get out ASAP.

>>745097944
ah, makes sense.

if you want to end it, a lease usually isn't a deal breaker. breaking up mid-lease is something that happens pretty regularly.
is there anything else keeping you with him?

That I'm a closet faggot... I fucking hate myself for it... I want these feelings and thoughts to go away. I hate myself for what I am. I've always resisted my urges to let another guy fuck me. However I am sick of the complete lack of passion or interest while fucking a girl... To me it is more comparable to mowing the lawn than it is to pleasure... Just an another fucking chore... Idk... I'm sooo fucking confused...

>>745098141
Not really, no.

He used to care about me but is now comfortable with me taking care of his needs while he ignores me. If we do break it off mid lease, I'll live it out as friends and then go back to being on my own. I suspect he might be cheating too.

I think I'll stay alone this time.

Thanks for talking me though this. I feel so alone.

>>745098545
From an actual faggot who has been through this himself;

You know what you want. The sooner you are honest with yourself, the easier your life will become.

>>745071117
I dont feel too well because I can't get a job but I wanna work, earn money and I wanna be able to buy stuff I really want (pc upgrade/ car etc.) and worst part is that my father has to pay everything for me at the moment

>>745098644
>If we do break it off mid lease, I'll live it out as friends
that's can be rough. it's not easy to live with somebody you had feelings for recently, especially if they're being a dick about it. I'd recommend moving out if you can, maybe crashing with friends or family.

>I feel so alone.
shit anon, do you need to talk about it?

>>745098758
Its just that what will my friends and family think.... I don't wanna loose any of them. I don't want my friends to think that I was after something that I wasn't. Sucks man...

>>745098984
I have no family. I have no choice other than to ride the lease out and save up like mad.

While I feel alone at the moment, I'm seeing a psychiatrist soon. I'll bottle it up in the mean time, and see what advice they give me.

>>745099048
If your family react badly, just cut all contact.

You aren't obligated to be a part of them. Something you will learn is the best family aren't blood.

Your friends will be fine. You might even have one hit you up quietly for some fun like I did.

>>745099195
yeah, that's not fun. I've been there. The main advice I can give would be: he won't want to live with you either after that. you might be able to negotiate something that means moving out and not paying much of the lease.

If you need to talk about shit we're here for you anon.

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>>745079064
I was actually thinking about talking to her later this week, I'll probably bring it up or remember to for a later conversation. Thanks man, I'll keep your advice in mind

>>745099513
Thanks anon. You really are helping.

He keeps hinting that he is going to propose..

I guess you're right, he want want me under the same roof, but I can just pack up and fuck off. Or sell all my shit, go to a truck stop and disappear.


That second option sounds fun.

I wish I could hug you for your advice and help, man.
>no homo

>>745099366
I love my family too much to just cut them out them out of my life. They pulled me out of the mud to many times for me to abandon them.

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>>745099818
Then they won't abandon you for being gay. They probably know already.

>>745099729
>He keeps hinting that he is going to propose..
that's a pretty standard tactic to try and rescue a doomed relationship. see also: buying a dog, getting pregnant.

> but I can just pack up and fuck off. Or sell all my shit, go to a truck stop and disappear.
truck stop wont be a fun life but will be a break. but if you're making any income at all or a car you don't have to live with him. you can take a really cheap bunk/room in a shitty hostel. you can get a place in a trailer park. you can try some of those couchsurfing sites, or just post on craigslist explaining the situation and asking if somebody will let you pitch a tent in their backyard for a bit.

I'd offer my couch but you're probably a long way from me fam.

>>745100169
How would they kniw I'm gay?

>>745100294
He wants to get a dog too, because he knows I'm kinky.
>holy fuck, you're right

I recently lost my job. Zero income. I used to ride around with truckers and enjoyed it heaps.

I'm in Australia, but thanks for the offer of your couch man. You're a kind anon.

>>745100535
>I'm in Australia
unexpected, you might get that couch after all. what state?

>I recently lost my job. Zero income
trickier. not getting anything from centrelink?

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>be me
>yungman
>supposed to be no need to feel down
>gf is solid 7.5/10
>awesome interests/talents
>emotional af tho
>problem.exe
>she freaks out over nothing
>once happy relationship becomes me listening to her sob over stupid things
>try to distance to let her work it out
>"why are you not noticing me anon?"
>wellfuck.jpg
>5 months into this and it's already looking shakey
>super busy with schoolwork and shit
>she's busy with work and running clubs and shit

Any advice anons? She's the first reciprocating girlfriend I've had and she's constantly saying leaving me would break her. I don't want to hurt her but this isn't healthy for me. I'm constantly stressed, depressed and grumpy. I need help

>>745100798
QLD.

Newstart for now, waiting for the DSP

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>>745101190
alright no couch, but if you end up trucking to WA that could change.

how far are you along the process for DSP? its not much but can be the difference between barely surviving and living a decent life.

>>745101370
I have to see a psychiatrist and then that's it, submit all paperwork and cross fingers.

If I get to WA I'll let you know somehow