Okay /b/ usually I never have interesting stories but it's been 2 days since this happened and I cant tell literally anyone I know so fuck it, gonna let it all out here.
>Be me 21 year old nerd
>live with a roommate and friend at college
>about 2 months ago his girlfriend moves in
>lets call her Ally
>Ally is 18 and fine af but I control myself for the most part.
>fast forward about a month and I am jerking to her everyday.
>usually wait until they are both gone to do it.
>snag her thongs and shame jerk 2-3 times a day.
>notices she's flirty with me with he's busy, but I just assume its wishful thinking.
>does shit like walk around in a thong when he's at work, talks about sex with me constantly etc.
>fast forward to a week ago and it only gets worse.
>start jerking off onto her clothes when they are gone.
>cant stop at all, and im now doing it 2 times a day, whenever I can really.
>2 days ago I get a bit drunk/high late at night and decide to do something fucking stupid.
>I somehow decide it would be okay to walk in and jerk off over her.
>she's kinda slutty and wears practically nothing to bed.
>just in a purple thong and tiny tank top sprawled across the bed showing every inch off.
>hardasarock.jpeg
>start slowly and quietly jerking off to her, starting about 2 feet away.
>legit terrified to wake either up but I move closer and start jerking off faster.
>I get way too into it and start pressing my cock against her lips, she moves a bit but stays asleep.
>cant help myself and I bust a load mostly on her lips, chin and cheek.
>I panic, didn't plan on cumming on her, I freeze.
>SHE OPENS HER FUCKING EYES.
>im just standing there with my cock in my hand right above her.
>she wipes some off thats on her lips just says "dude" and rolls over on her chest and goes back to sleep.
>I run out and plan on moving out the next day.
>next day comes and nothing, she acts normal, so does he.
What do I do /b/ is it a long con or does she not know/care? Did she like it?
cont.
Does anyone have any legit useful advice because ive been an anxious mess the past 2 days and have 0 clue on how to approach this. The worse part is that when I get horny I want to do it again.
>>745061537
say u were drunk, so she practically raped u, cuz u couldnt consent
>>745061936
lmao not sure thats how that works.
its on, the fact that she didn't freak out means she's totally in to it. Because she reacted that way it means you could have literally stuffed a sock in her mouth and fucked her hard. go on like nothing happened but keep up the flirting
>>745062026
all feminists will confirm that
>>745061537
Pretty kek story Anon
>>745062039
See that's what im hoping, I really am, but what if she was just groggy or something and wasn't lucid? Now I saw her the next morning when I was expecting a shit show but her face was clean of my cum (and I cum a lot) so it either wiped off on the bed or she cleaned it off, either or it makes me think she knows.
Post more of her? she's a hot piece of ass.
>>745062505
the face I came all over.
f it OP if this is real just don't say anything let her make the next move think also of the risks vs rewards and enjoy those used thongs
>>745062972
that's what im thinking too, been laying low but acting normal for the past 2 days. Thanks got around 4 of them now.
Often when people wake up for 5 seconds they don't remember a thing, chances are she doesn't either.
>>745063088
also OP was she drinking too before or high? it could also be that she tough it was her bf maybe? or are you sure she straight out saw you how dark was that room?
>>745063195
they always smoke before bed, but no drinking. it was fairly lighted in there so I was very visible but I never considered that maybe she thought it was her bf instead.
>>745062655
Only the classiest ladies let you nut on their face.
>>745062655
damn son gj, post more
>>745063429
>>745063179
I honestly hope so, just the way she stared right at me for a few seconds freaks me out.
>>745063479
how old is she?
She wants the peen, go back in and do it again tonight.
Seriously tho, she probably doesn't remember it happened if she went right back out. Just keep playing it cool and if she's flirting with you find out for your boy if she's a hoe.
>>745063531
nigga read the damn post
>>745063616
>>745063479
Keep em coming
>>745063585
every night since then I have had the urge to go back and do it again, but I have not gotten drunk enough to do it lol
>>745062655
I don't get it. Why are we proud of nutting on uggos?
>>745063813
that girl is far from an uggo
>>745063803
Don't do it m8, go at it the next time she walks around in her thong. She probably wants the peen, but showing up with your dick in your hand when your roomate is home ain't gonna work.
>>745063789
>>745063803
Dude. Control yourself! Is she back to wearing thongs in front of you?
bro you can try it again but you will have to time it, like if she drinks heavily and gets f up and high and passes out that will be your chance and of course b away you may even be able to eat her out
>>745063722
>hurrr i didn't read properly and someone called me out on it so ima say i was joking lolroflcopter JOAKS ON U hurrrr
>>745063998
no that was more of a once every 2-3 week thing after a shower.
>>745064115
i was asking about the loli, faggot
>>745064017
Every weekend I have a chance then because she always ends up passing out after a long night of drugs/drink, shes a lightweight. Eating out is a no go because she sleeps in the same bed as my roommate
>>745063991
moar
>>745061537
Dont be a faggot, confront her about it or just do it again but make sure she wakes up when youre jerking off. Worst thing to happen is you lose a friend, best thing is you get laid.
Bro if I was you walk in the room hard while he's away and rub your cock on her lips until she wakes up, shes going to fuck you bro you're lucky go for it
>>745064229
>>745064216
Better hope you can fight. You're going to go too far and that boyfriend is going to fuck your whole world up. Not to mention you're going to get labeled a sexual predator and charged with rape at the most and sexual assault at the least.
But please. Do it for the /b/rothers
>>745064428
you really think so? I mean she gives me the eyes and shit but nothing so obvious that shes asking for it. I want to just be a man and take her but if shit goes south it could be real bad.
>>745064445
fuck that shit...fuck maybe I should chill lol
>>745064547
Bro don't do it, gonna fuck up your whole life. If she's really a slut you can fuck her anyways.
>>745064607
she is a slut, its plain to see but idk if shes a cheating slut. I mean if she did know i came on her and just brushed it off then I guess im good to get my dick wet?
>>745061537
Honestly just wait until you roommate is gone and just hit on her, she how she reacts then just make a move and fuck the slut, she wants it.
got any nudes?
>>745064779
Oh if she was fully awake and knew what was going on, your dick is wet my son.
>>745065164
nigga you dumb???
>>745065223
fuck at this point it's just guessing lol, maybe I should do it one more time and see how she reacts? maybe I can get her to suck my cock this time...fuck i wish.
>>745065326
Fam nooooooo, other dude was right, best case your friend beats your ass. Worst case you get raped yourself in prison.
>>745065326
>>745065408
Plus it sounds like she'll suck your cock right on the couch when your boy is at work.
You already nutted on her face, OP. Don't be a beta now. Steal your roommates girl and fuck the hell outta her behind his back.
>>745065452
We chill and smoke a lot but it also comes down to not wanting to fuck with my boys gf you know? feels bad but the dick wants what the dicks wants. I know from talking about sex with her she likes dominate and strong men which I could be for her, maybe just shove her towards my cock and tell her to suck it lol
>>745065578
It was mostly by accident though, was planning on cumming on my hand and getting the fuck out lol
but fuck did it feel good to cover her face
>>745065627
You've never had sex have you OP. You can't just shove her towards your cock and yell suck it at her. That's rape and you'll do 25 for that. Wait till he's gone and then start making out with her, then finger blast her for a bit, then have her suck your meatlog
>>745064216
just saw all the other b bros comments maybe just lay low if the slut makes a move f it she wont tell, but dont push your luck the bros are right avoid that situation
>>745065845
I have just a fantasy I was not literally going to do that lol
She is home alone with me tomorrow I might have my chance.
>>745065627
See:
>>745065845
If she's a slut, tell your boy he's getting cheated on. Chances are if she's fucking you she's fucking someone else too.
OP. Fuck her. I'd go for it. I suggest you go for it.
>>745066057
probably one of the best pieces of advice, maybe just fuck her a few times then let him know?
>>745066278
That would also possibly tattle on you too. I suggest doing it after you move, buddy.
>>745066278
Yeah and in the meantime he might just dump her ass anyways, then continue fucking her. How long they been together? If it's under 6months, fuck her silly. 1 Year, still fuck her. Over that, bait her into fucking you then do it once and tell ya boy instantly.
>>745066416
just about 2 years now so might bait her to ask for the dick. From talking about her fetishes she seems like a good fuck, into hard shit like choking and smacking
>>745062655
>>745063479
>>745063991
>>745064439
>>745064779
>>745065627
She looks like someone who's down for ass to mouth. Do it op
>>745066573
haha you can tell that from a few pics? what else can you tell? ill let you know if your right lol
>>745066543
Go for it then, worst case she's not a cheater and y'all continue flirting and you keep jerking on her clothes. Just don't rape her bruh, not gonna end well.
>>745066698
yeah im not a rapist so no worries there.
>>745066647
Would have said she likes to be choked and hit but you already said that. For sure swallows, probably likes degrading shit, like being pissed on.
>>745066819
No offense OP, but you already technically raped or sexually assaulted her at the very least. Just keep that impulse in check, nomsayin?
>>745066819
OP. Flirt and just connect. Talk about shit. Then bring up the big question: "Want to fuck?"
If she says yes, then just go nuts. Wear a condom tho. You don't want that big rapey roommate to fuck your ass after you impregnated his girl.
>>745066865
haha she admitted to the piss thing when she was reallll drunk awhile back so your 4/4 guess you can tell alot from a pic
>>745067017
She's just got that look man lmao. The look like she's seen some bruises in her day from sex.
>>745063965
If you have low standards, sure. She's like a 3 on her best day.
>>745067017
Do what I did. Fake tie yourself up to you bed completely nude and when she comes home yell for "help".
I've gotten at least head the two times I've done it before.
>>745065987
Don't listen to these tards OP, here's what you do and take it from somebody who has been in an eerily similar situation.
When you're home alone with her tomorrow just hang out in your boxers. If she really has been giving you eyes it'll be a lot easier to spot if you're in your boxers and its easier to transition to making a move b/c she'll probably make some slutty comments about being able to see your dick (thats how it went for me). After that you get head from her like any good friend would do and never talk about it again when he's around
>>745067310
Lmaooooo, my nigga
>>745067310
today on things that never happened
so assuming this isn't bullshit, you nutted on her face and she didn't care? really?
well fuck, she's basically got a giant neon sign on her forehead saying DTF, go for it anon, but be wary of the consequences.
>>745067481
Life happens anon. Im kinda a known freak anyways so playing it off like i had a chick bail on me after tying me up and leaving me all out isn't too farfetched for my life.
Maybe not your life, but it worked for me...twice.
What if she thought it was her boyfriend and not you OP? Ever consider that?