I'm a really famous celebrity. I come here sometimes to

I'm Taylor Swift. AMA.

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>>745057141
GTFO tommieboy

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>>745057141
I got a question, why havent you killed yourself yet you wortless piece of shit, thinking anyone would belive your lies

Are you Male or Female?

Hey, Michael.

>>745057141
In what kind of movies have you been?

>>745057141
An hero

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>>745057141
Are trap gay ?

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>>745057141
That you Danny?

How many chins do you have, neck beard?

>>745057141
tits or gtfo

>>745057226
Taylor Swift only goes on Twitter and Insta and would never come here. I promise you.

>>745057250
I feel like killing myself all the time.

>>745057268
Not revealing that.

>>745057296
Mainly comedy, but I've been in some drama roles. (not revealing movie or TV)

>>745057524
Male or female?

Why should we care?

>>745057491
I go to the gym every morning. So I only have 1 chin. At least that's 1 more than Leafy.

How many people have you fucked?

>>745057599
You really shouldn't care. I'm only doing this because I'm bored.

>>745057524
Your shows suck. I know who you are you Chicago faggot.

>>745057607
You are a male

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>>745057141

>>745057141
Jim Carrey?

>>745057524
Is Dan Schneider a pedo? Is Hollywood full of pedos?

>>745057633
Alot

>>745057758
Finally a good question. Yes and yes.

My guess is it's Kevin Hart

>>745057758
Yeah, I second this, "insider" is Hollywood full of pedos?

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>>745057141

1. You know any dirty secrets about hollyweird?

2. Who else might gravitate towards visiting this cesspool of human degeneracy?

3. How come I can see Elijah Woods coming here?

thanks

>>745057792
What type of paint wood be best to use on my wooden fence? It is just pine i think but it has been several years since i painted it.

>>745057141
tiny fay i new it

>>745057792
So you have to let Jews diddle you in order to make it in Hollywood?

Is J Laws success from the casting couch?

>>745057141
Hi Shia

>>745057792
How do i get rich

Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Renner, Kevin Spacey homos????

>>745057792
What's your opinion on "diversity" and making white characters black?

show ur feet

>>745057141
How did you find /b/ and why do you still lurk?

Sam Hyde you can't hide from us

>>745057141
Favorite anime or hentai?

Who's the biggest secret scumbag actor and actress in Hollywood? Like who does the public think is a great person but they actually suck?

Do gay stars use beards?

>>745057141
I'm 99% sure I haven't seen you in a movie. I haven't watched any new release movies since early 2000's. The entertainment industry is controlled by jews. You and every fanfaggot are pushing and falling for their personal agenda. You offer nothing to the world, you are a jew's pawn. You should fuck off because I have no interest in anything you have to say

>>745057792
Is Miley Cyrus really that trashy? If so why did she go insane?

>>745057141
Not true and homosexual

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>>745057880
>Paint wood

my money's on dwayne johnson, right mr rock? :)

Are you jew and has it helped your career?

>>745058121
Taylor Swift

>>745058170
Why don't you just leave the thread then? What the hell is wrong with you? I feel as if you weren't loved enough as a child

>>745057141
do you smoke weed?

>>745057880
cedar. It lasts a lot longer

John Bodega is this you?

show feminine benis

>>745058305
I'm going to leave now that I came to say what I have to say. Fuck you!

Real people don't describe themselves as a "really famous celebrity". You sound like a child phrasing it that way. Also, why would someone who likes to "feel anonymous" announce their fame?

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how does it feel to be a huge faggot?

>>745057141
So most aspiring actors end up broke?

>>745058340
Cedar is great! Wonderful wood to prevent fires. Friends house burned down, but their cedar deck was left with minor scorching.

Ever been in an orgy?

>>745057141
How do you feel about Atlanta taking everything away from Hollywood?

What's the worst stand-in you've had?

Do you get mad when background actors won't shut up?

>>745057702
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. I do hang out with Jim every once in a while.

>>745057816

Kevin is awesome. Much respect to him. Hard working fellow.

>>745057841
1. Yea. Every attractive female has fucked someone to get famous.
2. Not all of Hollywood is bad. There's a good chunk of disturbing folks though.
3. Elijah goes on Reddit and hates 4chan.

>>745057880
I can call Nick Offerman if you want me to.

>>745057920
Only in some cases like reality TV...shit like that. The smart ones know how to stay away from that shit.

>>745057946
Work hard stay persistent.

>>745057980
No

>>745058001
I don't care.

>>745058060
Hahaha. I know people who got his show canceled. It was funny.

>>745058074
Dragon Ball. Not Z. Dragon Ball.

>>745058121
Tom Cruise.

>>745058170
I'm like 99.99% you've seen me in a movie, then.

>>745058438
this. there is a plenty of a-grade celebtities among us on 4chan, and nobody behaves like that

>>745058185
For publicity, duh. All of those stories are just to get more famous. i.e Amanda Bynes is perfectly fine.

>>745058223
No.

>>745058286
No. Just be friends with Jews.

>>745058297
She's a sweetheart.

>>745058339
Yea.

>>745058438
You got a point. You can believe me or not, its up to you.

>>745058507
Yea.

>>745057141
is the casting couch real who are the celebs who have taken dick to get roles

>>745058438
Anonymity in the sense you are aware that they are famous, but you don't know WHO they are. That is what this individual is craving....if it's real of course. They still want to be looked up to, not just another "neckbeard" in a random thread

ITS DEMETRI MARTIN!!!

>>745057524
Swift has been here, shows how informed you are. If you're in movies I'm guessing you're one of those crystal fortress faggots who preach behind walls and security.

>>745057141
dawson, is that you again?

its been a while since you were here

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>>745057141
Hi Taylor. Tits or GTFO.

>>745058601

OP IS ADAM SANDLER

>>745058757
sounds like a good guess

>>745058601
>Work hard stay persistent.
okay, now I believe you
only sheltered rich idiots think "work hard stay persistent" is how to get rich

>>745058720
Go away

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>>745058757
>ADAM SANDLER
I assumed he killed himself after the Retarded 6 didn't get a theatrical release.

Weirdest fetish ever witnessed in a guy or woman in hwood?

>>745058829
Only loser slackers think that isn't how you get rich

Adam Sandler.

>>745058757
Nope.

>>745058601
>>745058601
>I know people who got his show canceled. It was funny.
You have to admit his show getting cancelled was bullshit. And hollywood suffers heavily from Jewish nepotism and a lack of creativity.

>>745058753
>show flat tits
no, thanks.

what drugs have you done in the last month?

>>745058601
Ever meet a Kardashian?

>>745058957
>what drugs have you done in the last month?
sugar and caffeine

>>745057141
sup trevor

>>745058895
Apparently you are fucking retarded. He signed a 4 movie deal with Netflix you dumbfuck...none of those movies were EVER going to the theatre.

>>745058601
GTFO nigger loving faggot

>>745057141
Are you Jeff Bridges?

>>745058943
>no, thanks.
Nips or GTFO

>>745058601
Artie Lange?

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>>745057141

holy sheet, Morgan Freeman is on /b/ !!!

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op is mclovin

>>745057141
1are you rich are the actors all rich or is it all an act

2whoes gay and who isn't

3which mariages are a sham

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>>745059017
>He signed a 4 movie deal with Netflix
yeah, because theatrical releases were not making the money.
>that's gotta feel pretty good when nobody wants to support your fucking money-laundering schemes.

>>745057141
Age or age range?

>>745057141
Why lurk /b/?

>>745058601
>Tom Cruise

What's so bad about him?

>>745057141
>i'm a really famous celebrity, i come here to feel anonymous again

No ur not, ur coming here beggin for attention, you might be famous, you might be not, ur still a fucking fagget for thinking 'we' (doubt there are even daily serious anons anymore) care about ur fucking shit.

If you really wanted to feel anonymous you would never post this as a person, you might think you have a desire to be anonymous but you are really a FUCKING BETA, an hero on stream, atleast then ur forfilling somekind of pupose, my goddamn first reason for coming to shit shithole

>>745057141

can you name some virgin celebrity? (female actresses only)

>>745057141
Is Wilmer Valderrama that good in bed?

It's William Shatner you fucking spergs.

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>>745059073
Jew #1 from that Jew Movie that got a lot of good Jew reviews.

>>745057141
if you are really a famous celebrity.... then do something nice for someone you have no reason to help. I'm not saying shower them with money.. I'm saying like when you are at subway ..buy 2 subs and give one to some kid who is probably hungry.
Just use your position to show someone who is probably really down... some humanity.

>>745059097
You need some sun mate, may I suggest leaving your basement Fortress of Solitude and stepping outside. A few minutes won't hurt...

>>745059088
>are the actors all rich or is it all an act
i would bet they all have a tremendous amount of debt because their stupid as shit.

Are you from washington state?

Zeb is a good friend of mine and you went to school in LS with him if you are.

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>>745058601
What do you think about my waifu?

>>745057141
also...if you are taylor swift... I'd personally loooooove to toss your salad ;) hehe

>>745059225
so, I am right.

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Well OP whoever you are please tell your rich cunt friends in Hollywood to take their elitist, globalist, anti-American, morally superior opinions and stick it back up their fucking asses. That's why I don't watch movies anymore, and a lot of people don't as well as myself.

>>745059159
And thats only if he really is a celebrity, 8/10 suspected troll

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OP is

>>745058681

> Anonymity in the sense you are aware that they are famous, but you don't know WHO they are.

That is how someone who is not famous thinks. Famous people don't need to seek the attention of anonymous people on 4chan.

>>745059159
You said you were gonna leave, you lied. Quit being a whiny fucking teenager and leave already, nobody wants you here. In fact, nobody wants you at all...anywhere.

>>745057141

go you have a motorcycle?

>745058601
>Who's the biggest scumbag everyone thinks is great
>Tom Cruise.
Now I know you're trolling and you're 13. Everyone knows Tom Cruise is an asshole. He was basically blacklisted from movies like 15 years ago because of it

So you hang out with jim carrey are in mostly comedies and have been in an extremely popular movie pre 2000. Give me a few minutes...

>>745059239
>their stupid as shit

>their

kek

>>745057141
Does the money make you happy or does it vet old? Do you act because you enjoy it and is it a stressful job?

>>745059290
Sure, whatever you think mate. Feel better anon

>>745059380
Clearly Eddie Murphy

>>745059380
jeff daniels

>>745059336
you're right. this is obviously fake but these autists will believe anything evidently

>>745059310
Best tits ever

>>745057141
how much gay jew rasist is hollywood

>>745059073
That wouldn't be far-fetched.

>>745059380
David Spade is definitely lurking 4chan

>>745059468
Thats what i was going to say.

Who have you met, that you expected to be a huge douche, but actually turned out to be a pretty cool guy? Or woman.

>>745059159
>daily serious anons
GTFO

owen wilson

>>745057141
How's the 7th grade been for you this year?

>>745057524
Jonah hill, you fat shit. I'll bet you do want to kill yourself. Do it. Stupid fucking jew puppet.

>>745059073
But he's a one hit wonder...

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>>745059487
I personally believe Emily Kinney has the best tits ever...Goddess tier!

>>745058647
>She's a sweetheart.
lmao you just outed yourself as the fake and gay retard you are

>>745059403
>kek
lol*
>moron

>>745057141
It's ruined.

>>745059632
she has the torso of a 12 year-old male weight lifter

OP is it true what they say about Hollywood is it really full of pedophiles in the industry

>>745059685
kek is orcish for "lol" but most retards wouldn't know that it's a video game reference to World of Warcraft if it jumped right up and bit them in the face.

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>>745059632
Moar

Will Farrell?

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>>745059310
Oh if only. If only. But she hasn't done a lot of "movies" per se. But if only....

>>745057332
i still have nightmares

>>745059797
Most of us know where kek comes from. You're not special anon

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Hugh Jackoffman on the gay express with Bryan Singer!

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>>745059632
Well there's two ends of the spectrum for you.

>>745059815
goddess

>>745057141
I work in Hollywood with some famous people (features and TV). Have we worked together?

>>745058647

All this depresses me OP. I just moved here to pursue my career in film and television. Can it be worthwhile sometimes or it always as bleak as you've painted it?

>>745059888
This is and always will be perfection.

>>745057141
OP do you think people consider you A-list? B-list? What?

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1) What's your favorite 4chan board?

2) What was the last thing that had you crippled with laughter?

2) Disregarding the kind of film people tend to know you for doing, what is your favorite genre in which to be cast in?

3) Do you consider yourself someone who is pushing themselves all the time and is goal-oriented, or have you reached such a level of success now that you just kind of 'coast' on the career you've already built?

Thanks in advance.

If a member of the public privately offered you a large sum of money to fuck you would you do it?