hey dear perverts,
this is Kinnat of Kælan Mikla (legendary icelandic gloomy poetic post punk) fame.
The girls need money to record a new album with proper equipment in a proper studio so please consider supporting us on bandcamp:
https://kaelanmikla.bandcamp.com/
also we will to a small mini tour in germany to raise some money and we will play all shows topless
if you like what you see dont be shy we suck dick for money after the show so just approach us
from the last topless show
watch us perform here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7LJa5Byfbc
don't let us down guys !!!
>>745056343
>Neva bin dun befo
Yeah nah fuck your artistic phase and fuck off completely. The world doesn't need anymore ket heads
>>745056678
meanie!
Which one of us do you think is the hottest?
nyaa I'm the hottest clearly
>>745056907
Whoever is taking the photo
>>745056907
3. dem titties
So you're hookers that want free money?
>>745057457
no, we're artists but Kælan Mikla will suck dicks if thats what it takes..
>>745057360
big boobs aren't everything ya know
Blonde is literally the worst of a bad bunch
>>745057664
ok I admit maybe its a little breast envy (but noch much!!!)
>>745058285
whaaaat why??
>>745058285
The whole lot is just a bad cliche. You could buy these girls for some coke and MD. There is nothing worth while about any of them.
>>745058430
Why don't you guys go on chaturbate. You will be able to do two things; collect money and make you good promotion. All you have to do is pose naked and play whatever kind of music you girls are playing.
If you do that, i'll donate for sure just drop the link
>>745058635
How much would you be willing to donate? do you think its faster money than sucking dicks after liveshows?
>>745058579
but we're really taleneted musicians...and artists
just listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRtmtfevvJU
or look at my art:
http://www.kinnat.com/
hey u wanna rate my cock?
>>745059438
sure, bring it on
Post more nudes ffs
Hi girls, how can i donate to the cause? And will you cum/come to my shithole country of Serbia? I'll make you rich i promise.
>>745059681
you can buy stuff on our bandcamp in the OP
maybe next tour
Bait you tards
>>745059843
0/10 whiteboi
>>745059843
its fucking huge amazing
do you have like problems witht he blood flow to the head when you get an erection??
>>745060004
lol thanks, but no, never :)
which cities in germany ur going to visit?
>>745059934
aaaaaaand there it is!
>falling for the bait
>>745056028
tits/timestamp or GTFO
>>745060161
Berlin, Leipzig, Dresden, Munich, Stuttgart, Hamburg are planned so far
>>745060336
>googles cities i Germany.... then wades through forever.
>>745060336
too bad, not frankfurt
i would have visit you for a bj!
>>745060092
has any girl ever complained that its too big? I'm not sure I could handle it...
>>745060422
a few, but most i've found are excited to try it. getting head can be a problem but it's still incredibly enjoyable.
>>745060222
DO IT
God damnit when did /b/ lost its sense of reality. Fuckin sjw ruining everything tryin to get attention of someone who's probably a nigger posting pics of an aidetic slav girl
>>745060420
get in touch if you can organize something between 27.09 and 21.10 !!
just curoius: which one of us would you ask for a bj? :D
is it still summer
>>745060502
its super exciting but me and Laufey both couldn't take the whole shaft I guess... ._.
>>745056587
far right
>>745056907
obviously the fat one
Timestamp?
>>745060688
in the mouth?
timestamp?
Tits or gtfo
>>745060809
yeah I dont think either of us could swallow the whole thing
anal would be a challenge too for me
This is obviously bait and not the band themselves. Timestamps or face and pussy pictures. Must not give into hot nordic synth post punk thots who suck cock for cash. Fuck.
>>745060770
sólveig is a cuty ^^
>>745060773
its the boobies isnt it?
>>745060895
I dont know I'd rather make some cash without undressing on the internet but if it pays off maybe we'll do it...
>>745060895
What is this juvenile psychology dude? it never works. the internet is whatever you want it to be.
>>745061024
> never works
How long have you been here?
>>745056028
>>745056343
>>745056587
You girls sure like cock dont you?
>>745060945
no it's the fact she is the most attractive, the other two look malnourished. her tits are pretty sweet though.
>>745061023
How much for a foursome with me and all three girls after a show? And after that i get my dick sucked by each and cum into each mouth? Will 500 euro do? Take any picture if it's ok.
>>745061130
we like cash more than cocks but cocks arent so bad ahahaha
>>745061024
Exactly. Don't give the attention whores what they want unless they can actually prove they are who they claim to be.
I dunno what you get out of pretending that some lonely wanker is actually the icelandic band he's claiming he is. Surely you have better use of your time, even by 4chan standards. If you encourage this kind of shitposting you are literally part of the cancer that's killing 4chan.
You would've known this if you bothered to lurk more before posting, kthnx.
>>745061123
long enough to know for sure new friend.
fuck off prodding I can't be arsed fighting.
>>745061201
Nahh, I bet if you where with me right now You would love my cock more then anything. How much?
>>745061240
You're obviously somewhat new if you never heard of people posting written timestamps to prove they're not bullshitting...
>>745061218
you want hard facts? go see Alex Jones and stop fucking about on a fantasy board you dopey fuck.
>>745061240
Long enough and you are still taking sides with the attention whores? You are the cancer
>>745061186
we're actually four girls:
Kinnat (me + Laufeys sister), Sólveig, Laufey and Margrét so technically you could have a fantastic fivesome
we charge 20€ for a blowjob +10€ for swallowing/cumming in the mouth
we only do penetration if we trust you/think you're sexy though
Since you don't mind posing topless, how about a date and timestamp with a "hey /b/" written on tits with a marker. It'd be a small thing to ask and verify your identity.
>>745061352
Aww, did wittle baby get upset because I called him a wanker?
>>745061138
its called bein skinny tzzzzzzz
>>745061333
i never said that you little testosterone. stop looking for a fight baby cakes I'm not interested.
>>745061352
Found the Alex Jones
>>745057664
yeah, not having shitty tats is a lot higher on the list
>>745061307
we charge 20€ for a blowjob per person +10€ for swallowing but that thing IS interesting though...
>>745061376
Your the incurable disease spreading from newfag to newfag and I'm not taking sides am I? stupid.
>>745061523
You faggots, ask them for pussy pics, don't fight in this thread, who knows when we'll get a chance like this? I want to fuck these little nordic girls.
>>745061457
what? no. obviously not, i am male therefore i wank. whats more to be said? you are too a wanker, no?
dunno what's funnier. the cunts actually believing this shit or the guys arguing about why "tits or gtfo" is a thing
>>745061558
total meanie lol
>>745061572
What is interesting?
Do these girls really blow their fans if they're able to get back stage?
>>745061480
Shining light on your lies isn't the same as picking a fight. If you're gonna post bullshit and pretend to be an oldfag when you're not (lol?) you can and should expect people to call you out for said bullshit. Stop being so insecure and actually respond to our arguments instead of crying about how everyone is out to get you, wtf.
tl;dr contraty to your earlier claim timestamps actually works. Contrary to your latter claim you haven't been here long enough if you unironically believe your first one.
Stop taking the attention whores side without proof like some post 2010-newfag you wannabe.
>>745061769
I hope so.
>>745061769
No. OP is a male fan trying to drum up shit under his girl band crush. It's sad, he really wants us to raid them.
And here I thought that this type of crap only came from art/music schools in NYC. This is like an Icelandic version, I guess.
When people say sex sells, they don't mean that you should go and actually have sex for money.
I didn't like the stuff you posted here at all (the videos looked almost like college projects), but https://youtu.be/YejQGCLw2AE?t=660 wasn't too bad.
>>745061732
not mean, just honest, tats/piercings are a huge turn off
how am I sposed to fuck you in the mind if yo shit's already fucked up?
>>745061476
I'm not referring to body shape, I'm referring to skin condition. fat people can be malnourished too you know bud
Someone should ask them on their facebook account.
>>745061649
There are no nordic chicks in this thread you thirsty virgin. It's just some douche wanking over the attention you newfags are giving him.
>>745061837
Damn it. There goes my hope.
>>745061572
What thing? You mean my cannon?
>>745061927
The fact that you don't see that he's obviously baiting and kidding is hilarious.
>>745061572
Yeah, Its pretty interesting.
>>745061809
oh my god you are a fucking loser.
just read that fucking post and realise what your life is.
shiiiit
>>745061692
Nope, I'm having sex with my wife. Enjoy your chronic wanking if it prides you so.
You know, in non-loser circles being a wanker isn't something to take pride in.
>>745061928
Still, they are icelandic. It probably wouldn't hurt to try. I hear the chicks in iceland behave like men, as in they go hunting for the opposite sex. Actually we should just descend upon iceland in horde form, they've been due for a millenia already, give us two weeks to turn it into tahiti.
>>745056028
How much money do you need? How much for a bj?
>>745061970
So am I, wannabe. /b/ is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
>>745061986
Says the guy PRETENDING to be an oldfag on /b/...
>>745061992
ha ha ok boyo, your having sex with your wife whilst posting on some slut thread on b? your life is fucked mate. I would be the king of your circle.
Talentless and unimpressive tits, donate now faggot
this is a disgusting group of people. I would rather give money to the north korean government than these attention seeking non-attractive sluts.
>>745056587
I"d definitely fuck the one on the right
>>745062091
I didn't know that about Icelandic chicks. I just wish Icelandic chicks spoke English. Do they?
>>745062215
Slut thread? There are no sluts here. Just thirsty virgins who I enjoy making fun of. It's one of /b/s oldest pasttimes. You would've known this if you weren't born in the 2000s, wanker.