Absolute Madman Stories Thread? Absolute Madman Stories Thread.

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Absolute Madman Stories Thread?
Absolute Madman Stories Thread.

>Be Me
>College Fag
>6/10 male but I dressed very well so it bumps me up to a 7/10 sometimes.
>Met this qt 8/10 chick at the cafeteria
>Decided to make a move because why not.
>We have a great opening conversation.
>Find out she is liberal chick (Of course because most women at universities are super left wing)
>Doesn't bother me.
>Ask for her number
>She gives me her number and we have a date planned next Friday.
>One catch though...
>I have to meet her parents.
>OhFuckNo.jpg
>Nervous as hell because I never met a girls parents before.
>Next thing you know.
>I get brilliant idea on how to present myself to her parents.
>Friday arrives
>I have a hooded jacket on because it is kinda of cold.
>Ring her doorbell
>She hugged me and lets me in.
>I meet her parents
>They like me but they ask me, "Anon you take off your jacket, we have the heat on we don't want you to sweat profusely."
>I take off my jacket only to reveal my MAGA t-shirt.
>Her parents looked shocked.
>Date looks stunned.
>"Oh yeah, your daughter didn't tell that I convinced her that Trump is actually good president."
>"I managed to convince her with solid evidence and non fake news." I respond.
>Her mother gets angry, and her father starts to cry like the liberal cuck he is.
>Mother cusses her daughter and me out.
>My date apologizes constantly.
>MotherSlapsHer.exe
>I try not to kek my ass off.
>Her father yells at me "Anon, you need to leave! Look at the damage you caused. "
>I leave to my car and laugh as hard as I could.
>MFW