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So we have this 'miniature horse' for 5-6 years or

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So we have this 'miniature horse' for 5-6 years or something.
> started being into Mare Pussy
> decided to plan having sex with our horse
> parents went to Europe last year
> I learned it to lay down in my bed in a week
> first time fucking a horse
> felt like entering 12 vaginas at once
> vagina itself is warm as an oven
> CAME heavily
> mare pussy started having movements etc but thats because she enjoyed
> fucked her two hours later, and the entire week after
> normally horses can suddenly kick you if they dislike something
> rarely she didnt kick me once
> do horses enjoy human cocks?
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pics or what
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>>745037566
>> rarely she didnt kick me once
Those are mutually exclusive. Which is it.
Did she rarely kick you or did she not kick you at all?
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>>745037566
>Rarely did she kick me once
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pics or didn't happen
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Pics or it didnt happen cummon show me the goods or this just another bait thread faggot
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BYE BYE LITTLE SEBASTIAN
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>>745037660
I mean she didnt kick me once!
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>>745037566
you're the perfect stallion in her horse mind:
you feed her
you protect her
you groom her
all perfect horse qualities, she probably used to rub her slimy horse pussy on you when you cleaned out her stall, didn't she?
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>>745038181
Sometimes I saw a little snail trail around her labia. It was very hard to dont look at her pussy during cleaning up. Probably piss but my fantasies .....
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>>745037566
Pics or gtfo
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After having heavily sex with her I kept an eye on her behaviour and happyness.
> happiest wild running horse I know, 6 months later.
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>>745037566
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>>745037621
>>745037711
>>745038432
Have no pics. Last thing you think about.
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>>745037566
Kinda hope you get horse AIDs or some kind of infection.
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>>745038743
Did the mare ever got fucked by a horse?
If not then probably , you took her virginity.
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"I learned it to lay down in my bed in a week"
wow, sounds like you need to do some learning yourself.
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>>745037566
They love human cock
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Fuck you

Fuck you
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>>745039127
i'm guessing english isn't his first language
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>>745038941
Always with condom. If she get pregnant im dead.
>>745038990
Not yet. But im also afraid that great horses will hurt her. Planning to talk with my dad about giving her a dildo for once in a while.
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>>745039168
Youre right.
>>745039127
I dont care kid. At least I can tell that ive had the mare pussy as well. (Next to black and latin pussy)
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hey OP let's say your parents hire a new guy to take care of the mares and you find him one night fucking your favourite one. What do you do?
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Its hot when a woman is fucked by an animal
Its just sad when a man fucks an animal tho

>>745039127
In Chinese study and learn are the same word (學). Maybe his native language is just as retarded.
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>>745038743
Post pics of the mare atleast. Let us see her.
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>>745039218

>If she get pregnant im dead.

Fucking hell what backwards country are you from? This is basic information!
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>>745039218
are you retarded ? you cant impregnate a horse

cringe of doom if you are actually gonna ask your dad that
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>>745039917
Smh
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>>745039956
+1
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>>745039917
>>745039895
SURE. but im not kinda 100% sure if she gets internal bleedings or worse. Yeah a country where we use brains instead of shouting nonsense.
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>>745039895
Op is lithuanian
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>>745039218
you skipped biology classes in elementary school OP?
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>>745039917
I stay suggestive. I just mention: hmm she cant breed with large horses. What do you think?
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>>745039311
so basically you cant get good white or asian pussy so you settle for the shittiest pussy you can find?
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>>745040100
"normal" people dont worry that much about sexual needs of pets.
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>>745039998
Almost !!
>>745039998
Read this comment: I dont want to get it any suspective pain or dissease. I dont think your sperm belongs inside of a horse. Period.
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>>745040150
Nope. But those are the subhuman kinds. Closest to beastiality. Ive had plenty of normal pussy: nothing is better than warm mare pussy.
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>>745040180
They do. If I get a euro everytime my neighbour needs to stick its entire arm in a cow, or being involved in breeding in general...
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Still no pics of the mare , I'm thinking all this is hypothetical.
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>>745040423
Would u fuck a pony
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>>745040180
normal is all perception, let people be themselves.
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>>745040399
So what you're saying is that you get free, 24 hour streaming beastiality in ultra HD with zero buffering and that doesn't make you horny...
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>>745037566
Did you grab her by the breasts as well?
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>>745040399
you have autism. they are not doing it for these animals to be sexually satisfied. BREEDING, you understand that word ?

just like i dont get off on breeding plants
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>>745040493
Ponies are a bit chubby. Miniature horses are perfect shaped.
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>>745040628
Sure. But if you have good parents you can ask questions. Breeding is normal, so is the concern if she can breed a stallion because of her size.
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My gf said for as long as she can remember she's been turned on to dog cock and videos of girls getting pounded by them. It gets her horny faster and more intensely than anything else.
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>>745040628
>oh bebe, your pistil is so hard

>>745040493
I'd do it

>>745040628
projecting, you can't k ow that for a fact, otherwise you are psychic and I would like to request a lotto ticket.
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>>745040860
how many digits
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>>745040946
kek, smart ass
>6
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>>745040919
She said she doesn't want it. That she only likes seeing it. But I feel like that's not entirely true
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>>745041020
294075

do or dont
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>>745041028
Soon on /b/:

>hey guise im being cucked by my dog
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>>745041028
She will admit it. Give her time. Took me 18 months after joking about it for a while.
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Shit like this is the reason why I personally want a nuclear war
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>>745041104
A dog is better than a nigger anyday.
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>>745040855
In my case..
> i got turned on by horses since 7 or 8 years old
> always when she wiggles the tail something revealed
> I first believed it was a horse its poo poo
> found out it was the vagina
> mom found out and did not allow me staring at horse backs ever since
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>>745041138
Damn. This is so true!
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>>745041104
you cannot compete with the knot!!

>>745041087
Buying the ticket today
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>>745041115
Others before her have ended up being into it as well. Is it more common for girls than one would think?
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>>745041138
this is true. my dog has bit me five or six times and had sex with my wife, but it has never stolen my car, and only smokes crack occasionally.
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>>745041199
bestiality in general is way more common than what is led on.
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>>745037566
>I learned it to lay down in my bed in a week
>learned
kek
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>>745041187
It is bud. And if a dude ever decides to try pegging it could be exciting.

If he just wants to watch and help with the knotting and turning, that's fine too

No unwanted pregnance neither.

>>745041199
It's common for girls and guys. Knotting is amazing.

>>745041232
I laughed

>>745041314
This right here
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>>745041429
Honestly fuck this autocorrect shit, brb turning it off
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>>745041429
People are just afraid of social or legal consequences, I can almost guarantee that most people at least think about it.
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>>745037772
Miss you in the saddest fashion..

Nice trips, btw
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>>745037566
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>>745041135
Why? In Colombia you will die a virgin if you didnt fuck a donkey or horse at 11yo
> tradition
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>>745041135
I bet this kid is black. Are you black?
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>>745039127
This is a guy who fucks a horse. Do you really think he's the sharpest knife in the drawer?
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>>745041494
I kind of wish I grew up on a farm for this reason, 29 and a virgin. feelsbadman
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>>745041489
Normie
O
R
M
I
E

Get out.
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>>745041484
My BF was afraid of both at first. I explained to him how to fly under the radar, train since the first pink showing and make it so the dog only performs on command. After that settled in he was okay with it.

He had never thought about it until me, but now he's thinking about it.
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>>745041624
nah, at some point he has had the thought, he is playing dumb.
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>>745041485
newfag
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>>745041533
Actually horses are better than women.
> I manage to do so. She obviously did not hate it. (Horses kick at everything they hate)
Came again?
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>>745039218
You must be black.

You can't get a horse preggers bub
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>>745041536
Ow in that case I would have try an escort first tbqh (No prostitute).
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>>745041689
Hmm, really?

I asked him his kinks, and he has literally none. He doesn't even like me calling myself daddy bear, ha.

You could be right. He did think the dog's knot was it's balls though. I explained the knot sits right on the prostate and he looked impressed.
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>>745039524
Kek. cucked by horses
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>>745041804
You must read the comments pleb.
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>>745041882
This is a thread about fucking horses on /b/. Do I really need to add anything of value to the conversation?
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>>745041837
nah, no one gets to that point in there life without learning about their kinks

>>745041829
I'd rather be a virgin, no prostitutes and aids thanks.

Honestly I've grown to dislike people in general, I'd rather lose my virginity to a horse or a dog.
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I think your cock barely registers as a tickle in horse vagina.
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>>745041968
Damned if I can get any more out of him than pegging and voyeurism
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>>745040542
Im not into cows tbqh
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>>745042097
I like cow pussy but they dont have an ass, unlike a delicious mare.
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>>745042087
Ow god. That two coloured vag.
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>>745037566
ok, how do you fit a horse in a bed
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>>745042167
Mares have an feminine ass an their (literal) ponytail above it.

Its gorgeous
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>>745042293
'Miniature horse'
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>>745042293
Get a very Big Bed
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>>745042367
ok, define miniature
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>>745042318
horses in general are just gorgeous, stallions are sexy too.
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>>745039218
>Planning to talk with my dad about giving her a dildo for once in a while.

oh, wow, i can see how that conversation will go. i hope you have a good escape plan.
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>>745042422
Smaller than a pony, still in a perfect horse shape.
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>>745042422
They never become large. Shes smaller than leslie gorilla jones.
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>>745042568
still too big for putting in a goddamn human bed
is your horse the size of a motherfucking rabbit?
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>>745042623
Is that photoshopped?
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>>745042568
wrong.
a miniature horse is a breed
a miniature pony is a small miniature horse.
a horse is defined by being 15 hands or greater in height
a pony is a horse under 15 hands

I have seven horses
three are over 15 hands
a welsh pony at 11 hands
two miniature horses 37 inches at the shoulder
and a miniature pony that is 30 inches
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>>745042623
Is it bad if i laughed as soon as i clicked on the picture??
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>>745042746
Try it yourself. She easily fits in a 2p bed.
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>>745042782
Pretty much what I said. More in detail. Duh: and its a goddamn expensive breed.
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Nope op, but I also fuck mini horse poon on the regular.

>neighbors are old as fuck
>own a small farm
>lots of chickens n shit
>this one old loud billy goat
>and a greyish white mini mare
>I stay in a house on their land rent free because I help around the farm like some old nigger
>I'm white btw
>they go out of town one weekend
>I'm down there tossing out some animal feed
>horse is eating from her bucket
>she's swishing her tail around
>see that horse vag
>I've been around /b/ long enough to know what to do
>no one lives anywhere around for miles
>no chance of getting caught
>remove pants and tossed em over the fence
>run my hand down her flank so she doesn't get spooked
>she's never kicked as long as over known her
>but I'd rather not take any extra chances
>get around behind her
>casually rubbing her rump
>hand closer to her goods slowly
>when my fingers get close her tail reflexively does up
>oh shit there it is
>start touching her cooter
>interesting texture, like soft, warm rubber
>run my fingers up her slit
>insert fingers
>she's super wet
>it's weird, she's loose but tight at the same time
>pussy starts winking at me
>this turns me on like no shit wow
>position body behind her
>poke at her with my dick
>takes a few tries, but I finally get it in there
>friendship is magic
>go slow at first but steadily increase speed
>few minutes later and I'm fucking horse pussy at full speed
>bust a nut in her cunt
>her pussy is literally milking my dick
>I dont even take it out
>I stay hard so a minute later I go for round two
>fucked her four times that night, and many MANY times after that
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>>745042917
>>friendship is magic

kek
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>>745042917
>takes a few tries, but I finally get it in there
>friendship is magic

you have my kek, sir
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>>745039591
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=maregasm
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She is so Fucking hot!!!
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>>745042917
Gr8 greentext. Best of this week. Same here. The vagina is ways different: looks like its milking. Imagine my cock was as big as a stallion. It would be heaven.
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>>745043115
>tfw you will never compete with a real stallion
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>>745043185
I agree. But look at it. Such an enormous cock must be fitting in a fine pussy. Cant be an normal pussy. Pretty sure those knights fucked their horses back then.
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>>745043322
probably, lots of horsing around happened in a time where laws didn't dictate where you could stick your dick.
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>>745043115
>>745043185
>cock as big as a stallion

Yeah, except stallions are all two pump chumps. They hops on, nut almost immediately, and hop off. I like fucking with my little human dick for half an hour at a time a lot better.
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>>745043431
if I had a mare available I'd want to be at least 9 inches with lots of girth, she would deserve the best I could give.
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>>745043504
If you have a regular sized dick, i have a protip.
>Calf
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>>745043570
a pedo zoophile? I, sir, have my limits.
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>>745043504
>having less than nin inches of dick

Kek
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>>745043694
sh-shut up ;_;
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>>745039547

Then what's the difference between 學 and 習? Japs use 學 for study and 習/知 for learn. They're pretty different words.
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Bump for more horse fucking stories pls
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>>745041715
Is this a horse clit?
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>>745043419
Exactly.
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>>745044082
yep
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>>745039218
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>>745041394
lol, what kind of bed do you have, one made of concrete?
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>>745044998
its a mini horse, it probably weighs less than your mom
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>>745045245
Mom is 1.62m and weighs 55 kg.
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>>745044998
150Kg
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>>745045337
pics or it didnt habben
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>>745037566
how do you fuck her? Do you roll her on her back and take her missionary? does she bounce nicely off the matress back into your hips?
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>>745045472
You can go fuck yourself!
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>>745045564
so shes a 300lb sweathog?
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>>745043963
pls I want more too
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>>745037566
you white people really love fucking animals huh?
glad you are going extinct and so are the animals you savage craker beast
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>>745046881
to bad its a thing all over the world
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>>745046881
Kiddo. With your 'white people'. In brazil fucking donkeys is a tradition. Dont let me start about Indonesia.
Niggers are the only non neanderthal human beings. You should have been extinct 100 years ago. Whitey kept you alive. AIDS should have been the end of the nigger race. We kept you alive.
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Needs more stallions being jerked off. Don't really care about the actual sex.
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>>745046881
Kek. It was an old black man that used to talk about fucking his dogs that got me into beastiality. But ok. "White people".
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>>745047939
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>>745043115
A dude with a massive dong fucking a horse is one of my sick fetish holy grails
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>>745046881
The only reason the west build als those NGOs to prevent AIDS from spreading is because 50% of the entire nigger race would have died.
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>>745048004
That would be probably the hottest thing to see in beast porn, a guy with like a 12 inch dick and 8 inch girth just pounding out a mare or stallion. fuck
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>>745048216
forgot pic
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>>745048216
I try not to focus too much on the dick. I may be a horse fucker, but at least I'm not a fag.
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>>745047783
>>745047443
>>745047947
BULLSHIT, you crackers make threads like these everyday, and in only white run countries it is allowed to make beastilaity and fuck animals
you need extinction this is not supposed to happen you sick devil
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>>745048346
There's gotta be balance in the act man, it's super unsatisfying when a dude with a micropenis barely penetrates a vag. Think how much better the mare would feel if she were drilled by a beastly cock instead.
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>>745048346
It turns me on to see a hole just get stretched wide and being penetrated deep. If you are insecure about yourself then that's your hang up, also, you're in a horse fucker thread, worrying about your sexuality is out the window by this point.

>>745048401
literally prove it.
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>>745039218
>If she get pregnant im dead.
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>>745048401
AIDS. African food crisis (2015). We should stop keeping niggers alive. Also: having sex with donkeys is a tradition in Brazil.
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>>745048494
Those two extra cm really keeps every Jerome convident. Let them have it. They are conserved by whites like caged animals anyways
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>>745048746
It amuses me that porn has made it that everyone believes all blacks are man horses when actual documentation and statistics based on mass consensus shows they're average is only like .2 inches bigger than whites.
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>>745048986
that's 0.2 inches, stupid formatting
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>>745048401
(You) There you go

>it's just a white guy pretending to be a nigger
>because real niggers don't know how to internet
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Animals don't enjoy being fucked. There are very few animals that have sex for pleasure.

Your horse lets you fuck it because it expects to procreate with whatever stupid fucking kind of horse you're supposed to be, and no offspring ever come.

You are repeatedly raping an animal who would never give you any indication whatsoever that they had any interest in doing anything of the sort with you.

By all means, brag about it on the internet though.
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>>745049231
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>>745049231
>Animals don't enjoy being fucked
like, in what 4th world country do they teach so retarded biology?
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>>745049231
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>>745049365
O think he os confused by the whole dolphins and humans thing. dolphins and humans don't have a"season" and often fuck because it feels good and we bond through it due to being intelligent social creatures. That does not correlate to other species being unable to experience pleasure from intercourse though.
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>>745037566
JRHNBR
JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT NO BUCKET REQUIRED
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>>745037566
this has straight up become a beastiality thread and I for one am proud
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>>745049231
>he's never had a mare back him up against a wall before

"Enjoy" might not be the right word for it, or it might be. Hard to say, because being able to "enjoy" something takes some degree of self awareness. But they certainly ALLOW it, which means it isn't rape. A horse can kick a man with a single gle kick, a dog would bite the fuck out of one. But if they don't, they're at least ok enough with it that's it's certainly not "rape". Anyways. I'm just feeding trolls. I fuck horse pussy and no one can tell me they're not ok with it because I have first hand experience.
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>>745049729
>OP is a story about fucking a horse
>become a bestiality thread
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>>745049756
^ This
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>>745049642
ok. explain why would any animal risk getting so close to any other, potentially aggressive/hostile animal if pleasure wasn't involved
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>>745049756
>A horse can kick a man with a single gle kick
an achievement never to be seen in any other specie, indeed
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>>745049642
Why are dogs always so fucking horny?
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>>745049983
Word.

Most all living things, especially mamals, have some kind of "please center" in theirs brains. If you poke it with a needle, it's gonna say "that didn't feel good, I don't like that", and respond accordingly. Scratch it on it's head, and it says "yes, that's nice" and nudges you until you scratch it more.

If a horse didn't want anything shoved up it's cunt, it would bolt, or kick. If she flags her tail and backs up, she's definitely into it.
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>>745041715
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>>745050094
Made me kek, thanks
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>>745050186
Nice.
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>>745050094
If a horse kicks it means he/she exper8ences discomfort
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>>745049756
If I touched my dogs dick and he bared his teeth at me then I scolded him for doing it, then I did this again every day, eventually he would stop baring his teeth at me. That doesn't mean he all of a sudden wants me to touch his dick, it means he doesn't want to get scolded anymore and knows it won't happen if he just lets me touch his dick.

Yes he's allowing it eventually, but does that mean it's an ok thing to do to him? Do you think he enjoys that?


You took an extremely domesticated animal, bred to listen to and adhere to humans and their rules, then trained it to get fucked. She doesn't "Want you real bad, baby", you're just a weirdo fuck who forces yourself on a creature genetically engineered to bend to your will because you couldn't get laid by an actual human female if your life depended on it.
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>>745050156
that's the most moronic attempt at trolling I've seen this month.
you win one (you)
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>>745050284
Tldr, femanon.
> so what does it mean when your dog rides your ankles 15 times a day?
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>>745037566
goddamn op, thats pathetic
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>>745050284
>You took an extremely domesticated animal, bred to listen to and adhere to humans and their rules, then trained it to get fucked. She doesn't "Want you real bad, baby", you're just a weirdo fuck who forces yourself on a creature genetically engineered to bend to your will because you couldn't get laid by an actual human female if your life depended on it.

It's like having a live-in sex slave except she'll love you unconditionally, never tell anyone, and never leave you. Societal standards aside, it's a major win-win.
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>>745050284
That's a taught behavior. Same reason why you see dogs on shows like America's Got Talent doing tricks, walking on their back legs, doing flips. You ever seen a dog dog a backflip on it's own? It's a taught behavior. But that still doesn't make it bad. When I was young, I hated beans. My grandma made me eat em anyways. Here I am, two decades later, and I fucking love me some lima beans n shit.

If you're dog stops baring his teeth at you yes, that means he's reached the point where he is ok with you diddling his dingdong. Go for it.

>>745050382
Nigga, half this thread is (You)s to me. I have evolved beyond being a simple Troll. I am a fucking Ogre.
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>>745049983
they wouldn't, but in the scenarios of bestiality, 99% of the time it's domesticated animals that don't see humans as hostile. in the wild, just because they aren't all romping 24/7 doesn't correlate that it doesn't feel good to have sex or it isn't at least enjoyable. Jaguars purr while mating, make your assumptions from that.

>>745050138
because sex is fun for them?

overall an animal can consent, just because they cannot say the word no doesn't mean they can't deny you. go try sticking your dick in a lion and let me know (if you survive) that it cannot consent.
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>>745050484
Easy. You train them not to do that.
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>>745050284
So you're saying that if an animal doesn't have an immediate adverse reaction towards fucking it, and nobody has trained it to not lash back at advances, it is in fact consenting and it's fine to fuck it?

Cause that's what peeps in this thread have already been saying.
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>>745041485
thats not trips dumbshit
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>>745050655
Mr. Morality Policeman strangely cares about the well-being of one of the few creatures we don't slaughter for fun/sport/food. Cows don't consent to being raised inhumanely and eaten. I think that should be a bigger concern to you.
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>>745037566
>> I learned it to lay down in my bed in a week

Fucking kek I can't believe this shit. Hope it shows off its new skill to your parents.
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>>745050484
>femanon
>you tried

Why do cats fuck each other when male cats have barbed penises? I bet that's real enjoyable for the female. Couldn't be that they're in heat and their instincts are making them want to procreate even though the process is extremely painful.

The urge for procreation does not always equal pleasure, and no matter how you attempt to rationalize it, you are raping animals. Not the tumblr manspreading rape meme, actual fucking rape.
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trolls trolling trolls, for ever and ever.

I'm glad, /b/, cause for a second I imagined that you actually do and think all that shit written above
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>>745050598
Femanon again
> consent is a difficult word. However take my word thhat a horse kicks every time it 0lplll feels discomfort, agression, provocations or danger.
> Like they give 'consent' to a stallion
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>>745050844
>we eat cows so it's ok to stick our dicks in horses
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>>745050851
>The urge for procreation does not always equal pleasure
there's a true dystopia in your head
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>>745050851
>rapeculture promoter

you need to get outside and off tumblr

Your argument still doesn't prove that all animals cannot feel pleasure or enjoy sex.

>>745050927
ever see what happens when the mare isn't held down and prevented from "consenting" to a stallion? I've seen a mare kick a stallion's dick open. Most husbandry is literally assisting the stallion in raping the mare.
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>>745041624
Poo Jabber
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>>745050597
if you didn't like getting lima beans stuffed into your urethra because that's a natural reaction, but your grandmother kept stuffing lima beans in your urethra and yelling at you if you tried to stop her, does the eventuality that you allow lima beans in your urethra mean that she was right in stuffing them in there against your will for your entire childhood?

I know logic is tough for you hicks but god damn son, get a grip.
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>>745050851
>actual fucking rape.

the best kind.
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>>745051035
>husbandry
Horse don't get married you dumb fuck
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>>745051144
...are you serious? please don't be serious
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>>745050986
Farmers probably stick their dicks in all sorts of living creatures and your life isn't affected in the slightest. You're just mad because someone's posting about something humanity has done since for all of recorded history.
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>>745051123
Yes. That's exactly what it means. Once I become ok with it, it's ok. That's exactly what a taught behavior is. I'm glad we're on the same page here, I was worried you were just s troll.
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>>745051180
/thread
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>>745051123
>Anon tries telling another anon what right and wrong is.
>Closes tab, goes to another thread, and faps to some fucked up shit.
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>>745051281
that is a problem with most humans, hypocrisy and forcing beliefs
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>>745051215
>he thinks fearing the consequences of refusing an act more than the act itself is "being ok with it"

bunch of rhodes scholars in this board, next you can explain how actual human rape victims will submit to their assailants in the hopes that letting them rape them means they won't be killed

mmm yeah bet they really enjoy that, mmm it feels good "being so ok with it"
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Man, so many "mah morals" people on /b/ today. I bet they'll join PETA and hop on a Greenpeace boat tomorrow.

Tomorrow, they'll gonna right back to posting Trap and cucking threads as if that's completely normal and okay.
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>>745051541
not him, I'm
>>745051035
>>745050598


see, if the animal actually is in danger then thats a problem. if the human is familiar, then the animal is likely to consent unless that human has made it a point that if he doesnt get what he wants then pain is the consequence. thats why I dont want animal protective laws removed, because it only opens those flood gates. I'm for animal rights and my duck getting off takes a seat in this area.
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>>745051752
dick... not duck... dafuq autocorrect
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My dog basically raped ME

>Be me fresh out the shower
>Put boxers on, laying on bed with phone
>Dog comes over and nuzzles crotch trying to stick snout in boxer opening
>Move head away. Scold NO
>Dick doesn't care. Begins stiffening
>Dog jumps on bed and arches while looking backwards. Keeps moving back towards me.
>Resist until I push her away and notice hand is slimy from wet dog cunny
>Smells divine. Our dog gets washed 3 times a week and hardly goes outside
>Offer hand to dog. She slowly and deliberately licks my open hand while staring at me
>Nuzzles my crotch again. Let her this time
>Pull cock out of boxer hole. Shes licking it furiously why tail is in maximum wag mode.

Cont in a min. At work and it's getting busy. Can't be walking around with a semi.
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>>745040493

It is my life goal to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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>>745043694
9 inch isnt common at all so whats the laugh about it?
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>>745052180
Well shit. I guess I'm just a boss then. Buncha short dicked losers. No wonder I like fucking horses. I've got the cock for it!
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>>745052180
because it implies he is bigger, even though he probably is only 5
>>745052642
pic and timestamp or gtfo
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I just want to fuck a horse. Maybe I should get a job on a farm in the countryside
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>>745052686
>I want to see your dick

Fucking faggot
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>>745052931
>brags about dick
>gets challenged to prove it
>gets defensive

guess we all know who the real microdick is.
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>>745052786
Sounds like a plan... then you can fuck sheep, cows, horses, ponies. For once you can get laid .
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>>745052786
>>745053063

This would be nice but you need to be mad careful if the farm owner isn't down with it
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>>745053049
Sure, let me pull my dick out while I'm driving at work and take a pic of it. Does the idea of someone else having a dick bigger than yours really bother you so much? I don't have to prove it for it to be real. You don't have to believe me, either, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. You're still a fag for wanted to see it though.
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>>745053173
>continues being defensive in a desperate attempt to save face.

whatever you say microdick
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Thank you OP for your Kazakhstani ways
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>>745053204
>still feeding me (You)s
My power continues to grow
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>>745053334
>resorts to claiming he was trolling the whole time

how low can you go microdick?
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>>745053204
>>745053173
>>745053049
>>745052931
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>>745053374
I wasn't trolling. But I do enjoy seeing you continue to reply to me. Makes me feel like I have some sort of power over you, like you are compelled beyond your own control not to keep replying. Meanwhile, I still have a nigger dick than you, and get horse pussy all day long. Life is good if you're me.
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>>745053491
>still scrambling to build up a defense of some sort

you don't say? that's so fascinating microdick
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>>745053374
Tell you what. It's 10:45 where I am. Make a thread this evening, in about 7/8 hours. My neighbors go to church on Wednesday evenings. I'll go over while they're not home and give y'all some fresh oc of me fucking horse pussy with my man cock.
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>>745053614
>bargaining to save face

okay microdick, I totally live on these forums and have no life outside of here, I can totally sacrifice my day just so you can google a bunch of pics for me.
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>>745053614
You'll get banned
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post moar mare!
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>>745053841
this?
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What's with this obsession over microdicks? You want to see this guy's cock that badly?
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>>745044350
Subtle
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>>745053925
or this
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>>745054032
or some of dis
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>>745037566
>Hey /b/ lets negative advertisement this

rainbowwatch.anpmech.com
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>>745054105
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>>745053771
You sound like that guy that always talks shit at the club but pussies out when someone says to take it outside. Little bitch boy. Bet you're white as fuck.
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>>745054400
>maximum defenses
Here comes Captain Microdick!!!!!
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>>745054350
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>>745042781
Yeah. Okay shop, tho.
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>>745039218
> get horse pregnant
> get horse dildo
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>>745054350
My favorite. I love a PINK horse pussy.
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>>745054350
beautiful
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>>745054749
That is half the fun with mares, you can breed them without worrying about kids. Pump them full to the seams and continue about your lives.
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>>745054452
>everyone who replied to me is the same person
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>>745054823
>>
anybody have the vid with the dude fucking a mare with a big horse dildo?
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>>745055051
I know that one, I don't have it though. It was pretty hot.
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>>745055051
I have it but the last time I shared any of this content I was banned for 3 months until I finally got an appeal through.

[spoiler]I won't post anything so don't ask[/spoiler]
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Why is this thread still alive. Better threads have 404'd.
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>>745055542
because this
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>>745051952
continue......
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hot
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>>745055301
dont worry bro. i wont twist your arm if it will get you into trouble
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>>745055802
but i will.........
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Any good websites for man on mare bestiality?
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>>745055802
I'd really like to share it is the sad part.

I can actually thank /b/ for helping me discover my fetish and start that folder about 10 years ago. It'd only be fair to share.

But if you're like me and live somewhere viewing/having beast porn isn't a legal issue, just google and eventually you'll find it.

>>745056258
8ch has a zoo board
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>>745056258
>Hey /b/ you know this store?
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>>745056258
it have been almost 10 years since i have been on those sites for legal reason but i think 4+4 chan still have does
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>>745056446
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>745054749
best reaction in this nightmare of a thread
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>>745056529
Just report the shit and ignore retard
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>>745056373
where would it be legal to view beast porn?
i live in canada and i know until recently it was illegal to have oral sex with an animal but i dont really know how the law is on the internet
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>>745041715
Those Fingers and blue Hair. You already know He is a fucking ogre
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>>745056705
I know it is legal in Holland which is where 99% of beast porn sites on the internet are hosted and run from.

Ive never been sure however if my own country's laws override Hollands. As in, its legal for it to be on the internet, but if you are in a country where it is illegal... I think it is still illegal for me to view it
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>>745056705
The entire US has no laws against viewing/having it last I checked, which was a few months ago.

Most states of course have laws against performing sexual acts on animals, but a few of which I can't recall off the top of my head only have laws against recording acts and selling/distributing said content.
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>>745041489
Don't act like you don't want that mare puss
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>tfw you will never get to fuck a mare
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>>745056754
> blue hair
That's a horse tail, faggot friend.
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>>745037566
But it smells and it's a horse. Kys
>>
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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>>745057346
Welcome to the party, lad
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did it die?
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