Is this the perfect turd? >thick >firm >shiny >that

>>745037164
looks to flakey and dry, not sloppy enough.

weak

>>745037251
Fuck off

>>745037164
It's not bad. As long as it's not too runny it's a good du imo.

>>745037164
Literal shit-post. As in, a post about shit. So, shit-posting shit. Damn that's shitty.

>>745037678
Okay

It's no Andy Sixx log.

5/7

>>745038541
Get out fag

>>745037164
Yes.
Yes, this is the perfect turd.

>>745039975
I'm glad you agree, fellow of good taste.

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>>745039652

>>745040648
Kill yourself

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>>745040944
Dubs logged
Throat clogged

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>>745037164
This one is better

>>745041415
It's a good one but it's a bit too wet and looks rather bumpy on the end.

>>745037164
Perfect if you live constipated
that shit looks like an anus recker

>>745042667
That's probably why the anus looks purple and haemorrhoid-ridden.
>lovely

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>>745042667
I'm not constipated I just like the thickest loads.

>>745042767
Why are you so offended by big loads?

>>745042912
No offence here, boss?!
On the contrary, I love purple and haemorrhoid-ridden anuses pushing out big loads!

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>>745043137
>I love purple and haemorrhoid-ridden anuses
You seem mad. Are you just bitter that you only like weak small turds?

>>745043597
Too soft and greenish.

>>745043838
>Too soft
that's a optimal poop if you're healthy and the green just means she eats plenty of leafy veggies.
If you're passing chunky shits that look like rocks glued together then you're eating like shit

>>745043973
>that's a optimal poop if you're healthy and the green just means she eats plenty of leafy veggies.
Green poop looks gross though.

>If you're passing chunky shits that look like rocks glued together then you're eating like shit
Dude, it's not about my own crap, it's about what I think looks appealing coming out of a chick. I like turds to look solid with texture and a rich brown colour.