Rough day and need a laugh. Tell me a one liner that will make

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>>745034994

>>745035050
Not funny. Strike one pal

I told my jewish co worker today. He better not fuck any orders or im putting his ass in the oven with the pizzas we cook. Does pineapple belong on burnt jew?

>>745034994
I met the meanest man in the world the other day. How mean? Well, he cheated on his wife with a deaf girl, then he broke her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone!

Credit goes to Dean Martin for the joke.

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon

Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free.

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Are you in to dark humor?

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Why did the man moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

>>745034994
set your apple face ID to your cum face, so when you get mugged, the person mugging you would at least have to jerk you off.

>>745034994
im sorry you had a bad day anon. The bad is always followed up with the good. I know this isnt a funny one liner or a witty quip, but just know that people love you. Tomorrow will be better, I promise. Youre an amazingly strong person. Keep your head up!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

>>745034994
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?......a stick

>>745038238
my mother.

>>745038056
pfft

>>745038056
Keep it together

>>745034994
What have a monkey and a chainsaw got in common? They both fuck up trees

What do you call someone who has been worked like a machine for far too long?
>overclocked

>>745034994
The day is about to start and you had it rough.

>imageboard.com

>>745038540
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix.

>>745038056
>I feel as if there is a widening gap between us

How do you make a little girl cry twice??
Wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear

Keep your money

>>745038513
>>745038485
If we stick together we can stop this shit.
******tre**@gmail.com

>>745037791
You get the money!

Just kidding, get out you sad excuse for pick a thing.

>>745038579
A Nigger and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving?

A Cop.

>>745038056
This stinks.

>>745038763
What does a black man do after sex?

15 years to life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Clause?
>Santa goes down the chimney.

Why won't a Jew cut firewood?
>self-mutilation is aainst the faith

>>745038835
What do you call a black man in a suit?
>The Accused.

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>>745038948
How do you get a Jewish girls number?
>Roll up her sleeve.

>>745038988
He'd rather pay someone else to do it.

3 kids are in hospital and a guy starts talking to them
"What's your name little girl?"
"Rose" she answers sweetly
"That's nice, why?"
"When I was born a rose landed on my head"
"How beautiful" the man said
He asked the same to the next girl
"Lily"
"That's nice, why?"
"When I was born a lily landed on my head"
And he asked the same question
Again to the last girl
"What's your name little girl?"
"FriDgE" the girl shouted retardly

What's a pirates favourite letter?

>>745039380
I

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

How do you kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their van.

9 of 10 people enjoy gang rape

>>745039447
Nope

How do you starve a black man? Hide his foodstamps under his workboots.

Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.

>>745039588
Yeah your right there weren't even pirates in ancient Rome.

>>745034994
How do you make a Jew go broke? iPhone X

>>745039323
haahahaha

>>745039692
Yeah there were. Julius Caesar got kidnapped and ransomed by pirates. Then he went back and butchered then all. Not a joke just a fun fact.

>>745039380
R

>>745039832
not a fun fact. just history.

>>745039867
You'd think it be R, but his true love be the C

All you faggots made from same elements, in a universe made of same elements. In a planet that is made by same elements. Yet you bums think the greatest thing in the universe is porn pics of lolis, traps and furies?
> thats my joke :-0

>>745039380
大?

>>745039832
Those weren't pirates there wasn't even a single colony in the Caribbean then. I bet Caesar didn't even record and sea chantys. Because there weren't any. Because there weren't any pirates. Don't spread your Jew lies here.
>six million pirates

>>745034994

Womens rights

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequila

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>>745040061

I love how B threads will devolve into the most pointless of arguments. Jokes--> history debates on pirates.

>>745040074
Kek

>>745040145
There is no debate. That was a lie perpetrated by Jews to make Caesar look weak. Because the Romans killed their lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
>six million pirates

>>745034994

What do you call a homosex on rollerskates?
Rolaids!

name 3 things you cant give a nigger

a black eye , a fat lip and a job

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How do ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?


They put flowers on the grave

>>745041034
Did you hear about the deaf gay guy?

He got hearing aids