Sup /b/, I just got out of prison. Been in there since 2011

>>745033859
Story? What happened? Did you cry in prison?

Get an iphone 7 and check out Spotify

What'd you do

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>>745033859
They finally gave into posting jb nudes so there's a upside to the increased faggotry.

m00t also got the aids and dead.

>>745033927
Don't buy an iPhone op or you'll become gay

>>745033927
>>745033931

I was accused of supposedly sexually penetrating a ten year old girl and attempted penetration of her eight year old sister.

>>745034003
Any regret of not actually just going ahead and doing it

>>745034003
How tight were they? I'd image way tighter than your ass after you got out

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>>745034003
"The stories posted here......." Ect.
Post proof fag.

>>745033859
Everyone is a bunch of cunts.
The humor is gone.
Oh and we're actual nazis now, not just for lulz anymore.

>>745034082
I'm not a nazi, faggot.

>>745034056
I did not experience rape in prison.
Australian prisons aren't as bad as the United States ones.

How was the sex in prison?

>>745033859
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>745034191
I didn't have sex in prison.

But the first thing I did when I got out was go to the brothel.

>>745033859

How old are you now anon? Where did you do your time?

Also:
>Donald Trump has replaced Obama as president and it's going badly.
>Feminists.
>Minority groups of special snowflakes creating "safe zones" at universities has caused backlash against them. Lol.
>Transgender rights.
>Antifa.
>North Korea is trying to nuke everyone and has South Korea in a choke hold.
>Millenials ruining everything because we have no money. (Kids born from 1990-ish to 2000).
>No more recession.
>Engineering jobs and general trades are the biggest job market.
>Seriously, if you can stand being a plumber or welder then prepare to rake in cash.
>Moot sold 4chan to Chink Moot (owner of 2chan). Business still going as usual on 4chan's end.

>>745034306
>current events
He got out of prison, not a coma dipshit.

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>>745033859
It got way worse, you know how 2010 wasnt good? well 2017 has zero the merit 2010 had, but all the bullshit. fags come on and think they are old fags just because they joined up in 2015 to support Donald trump before reddit.

>you missed the birth and death of pepe, I envy you.

I don't know about 2011, but now, almost every post is based on a generalization, such as- ALL this group or that group ARE... and, people defend their position by name calling. Basically, there are a lot of juveniles, or people who resort to juvenile behavior on the boards.

>>745034306
I'm twenty six.
I did my time in Western Australia.


>>745034480
4chan was always filled with juvies

>>745034306
>>Donald Trump has replaced Obama as president and it's going badly.
Prove it liar.
Dumb enough to think north korea is going to do anything thanks to EMPs.

>>745034003
Were they relatives?
Or were you babysitting or some shit?

>>745034511
WA fag here, what prison M8

>>745034700
Bunbury.

>>745034688
They were my next door neighbours children.
It was alleged that I texted them to come over to my house when their parents weren't home.

>>745033859
PROOF OR GTFO
PROOF OR GTFO
PROOF OR GTFO
PROOF OR GTFO
PROOF OR GTFO

Faggot.

>>745034777
>It was alleged that I texted them to come over to my house when their parents weren't home.
>alledged

Nigger, you went to prison, so there's something you're not telling us.

>>745034777


I dont believe you. Law say.... Inocent first.

If you are a saint then you dont go to prison.

>>745034895
reminds me of michael jackson in southpark
>Alledgedly!

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>>745034511
>twenty six

>>745033859
stay the fuck away from decent people, jailbird

>>745034895
I was found guilty of the crime.
However I plead not guilty.

>>745035075

innocent until proven guilty.

What crime? Text to someone?

>>745034777
Bro i live in bumhole, ya should come over and fill my belly with warm cummies

>>745034003
Which holes did you allegedly use?

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>>745034479
This doesn't cover the "super rare collector" frenzy period of a few years back.

>>745033859
its the same but with 90% more gay threads

>>745035176
see>>745034003

>>745035225
Vagina.

>>745035259
The lack of anal means you're lying. Anybody who molests a little girl puts it in her ass.

>>745035259
how did it allegedly feel?

>>745035234


Thats explain nothing.
You can prove your innoccence

>>745034003
If you went to the booty house for 6 years you weren't just accused of it you were convicted of it

>>745035368
I was found guilty of the crime yes.

OP is a faggot attention whore, so the answer is this is still your /b/

>>745035415
So did you fuck those little lolis or not?

>>745035415

Evidence?

>>745035492
are you retarded? he is saying yes with a winky face in every answer.

>>745033859
Fag are getting fagger than before

>>745033859
how's prison food in Australia?

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>>745035075
>I plead not guilty.

HOW DARE YOU YOU COMMUNIST LEFTIST PIECE OF SHIT!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ACCUSED OR A CRIME YOU MUST CONFESS AND ACCEPT THE CHARGE EVEN IF YOU ARE INNOCENT!?
(which you never would be because police and people in general never make false or mistaken accusations).

UNLES YOU ARE A WOMAN AND HAVE A MAN TO BLAME FOR YOUR ACTIONS THERE IS NO EXCUSE!

YOU MUST CONFESS!!!

>>745036076
It was kind of shit.
I didn't eat much though, I was on ice most of the time.

>>745035075
when other inmates found out the reason of your conviction, didn't they want to beat your ass up?

>>745036199
Yeah I had a few confrontations.
But Bunbury Regional Prison is kind of where they send most of the sexual based offenders.
So it's fairly safe.

But yeah I did get punched a few times.

>allegedly penetrating a 10 year old

Okay well you're convicted and served your time now so.......how was that 10 year old pussy?

>>745036195
if you ahd access to drugs then it must mean that it's a fairly low security prison...

>>745036414
Yeah it's not too high security.

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>>745036414
we've clearly established OP is a faggot attention whore living in his imagination for /b/ at this point

What's changed? Well back in 2011 OP was a faggot

Now in 2017, OP is a faggot

>>745036473
What was your daily schedule, apart from getting dopped?

>>745033859
How does it feel now you will never be accepted bk into any community and people will be forever weary of you and you'll never feel safe at home

OP is hardcore badass

>>745033859
Dick rate threads, trap threads, cock tribute threads and Facebook fap threads. Basically /b/ has become malignant.