Hey /b/ can we have a big boobed pregnant thread? there is nothing

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too bad most pregenant women look like bloated whales...

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>>745032036

I had a serious fetish for pregant women until my wife got pregant...

Sadly she didn't look remotely like any of those pics...

Plus, sex was shitty because everything hurts : her vaigana hurt, her breasts hurts, ...

>>745032294
At least her mouth didnt hurt, hehe. Nudge nudge

>>745032294
Is that true? what happens if you cum in her vagina when she´s pregnant? does the baby gets affected or something?

>>745032427
are you seriously this retard ?
open a biology book for once in your life...

>>745032426
>"anon, I'm too tired"

pregnancy is a pain in the ass for men too...

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Just remember that pregnancy usually ends in this

>>745031270
I find pregnant women sexy as hell but that pic is disturbing to me must be the post she's in.

>>745032597

Yeah.

My wife, who does not ever want kids, same as me, once asked me if pregnancy or impregnation turned me on.

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

I know what happens: broken vaginas and broken dreams.

>>745032597
being a (white) father, this was the best part of the pregancy : the ending...

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quality rating for this breeding sow?

>>745032427
Mods underaged fucktard ban him.

>tfw your sister is pregnant and looks fucking top notch

>>745032427
Kek... Are you asking for real? How old are you?

>>745032597
Is that a nigger baby?

>>745032692
>broken vaginas
if you live in shit country perhaps, but where I live we have treatment for birth aftermath...

my wife's vagina is even tighter than before she had kid.

>>745032886
Of course she's tight she only gets your micropenis in her you couldn't stretch out a Cheerio. Kek

>>745032809
no, babies are under a lot of pressure and get out blueish...
they turn to normal pink/red after few minutes out.

Best sex my wife and I have had was when she was pregnant. She wanted it 24/7 and gave 100% every time, and for some reason loved butt stuff.

>>745032886

I was actually kind of kidding about that part. I looove loose pussies, and a kid is a great way to permamently loosen one up for a nice, hard fisting.

Oh, well, not worth the price.

>>745033030
Maybe the idea of you spooging on your kid weirded her out.

>>745032956
I'm around 7 inches, I don't complain neither does she or any of my exes...

>>745033086
No she was up for it all not just anal. She was just so full of hormones.

>>745033030
you're part of the lucky ones...

I was hoping for that phase to come, but it never did.

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>>745031270
Y'all need help.

>>745033171
It didn't happen with my second though, only the first. Best time of my life to be honest.

>>745032982

So they're kind of like lobsters before you cook them?

>>745033251
like an opposite lobster since it's colder outside than inside >.<

>>745033197
>pregnancy is the pic of feminity
>repulsed by pregnant women

are you gay, too young, or just a biggot ?

>>745033388

>a biggot

Hello, Tumblr.

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>>745031270

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>>745033448
go suck the pope's dick and fuck off !

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>>745033501
Grow up !

>>745032744
Pics?

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>>745033690
her boobs are getting ready for hard work. those veins will even get more extreme once she starts breastfeeding.

>>745032427
this is why parent's should keep a password on their computers until their kids are at least 10 so they don't ask stupid questions to the least informed board on the least informed site of the least informed country on the planet

>>745031270
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>745033850

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>>745034110

>>745034110
wow, that's gotta hurt !
give this woman a baby, quick !

I remember when my wife couldn't wait to come back from work to finally feed our child and relieve her breasts...

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>>745034164

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>>745034047
pregnant Kim was the best Kim

>>745034223
or get mastitis else.

>>745034223
and the milk dripping out of the boobs just by hearing the baby cry

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>>745032692
Still I find births extremely sexy - with all their bloating, stretching, screaming and oozing of fluids.

>>745031270
Fucking glorious.

And thou shall know me by the trail of my Hnnng.

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>>745034472
Am I the only one turned on by this?

>>745032620
It's shopped as hell dude, that was a non preg chick who had a belly shopped on

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>>745035246
I think so. That shit is just fucked up

>>745035246
Not even close, go to pregchan there are tonnes of people who find this hot

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>>745035294
>the most natural thing in the universe is fucked up
Your logic is flawless!

>>745035325
I knowz

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>>745031270

monitoring this thread

>>745035361
>Shitting is natural
>Periods are natural
>Fucking snot is natural

only real men like natural bodily processes

Have any of you tards been to school? Fucking pregant, pregenant, pregnate, Jesus H. Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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>>745035772
I agree in all of them

>>745033251
very nice

Anit nobody got no oc?

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>>745033171

never happened to me either. Two kids and it didn't happen either time.

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this one already did round the world and back

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>>745036133
life isn't like in the magazines...

most pregnant women feel bloated, ugly and lose sex drive.

>>745031270
Definitely the weirdest angle of a pregnant woman I've ever seen.

>>745036325
This. My lady just popped one out and her sex drive hasn't even returned yet

>>745031270
Maxi Moom and Siberian Beauty are the best.

One momment.

>>745032294
fuck. dem tits :o

>>745036513
took my wife about 6 weeks to be able to fuck again...

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>>745036649
photoshopped for sure...

>>745035814
Stupid ropeposter

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>>745036665
Exactly

>>745034110
>>745032036
>>745031270
>>745036505
MOAR plz

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>>745035361

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>>745036968

>>745037018
Just stop. This is a pregnancy thread, not a fucking labor and delivery thread you horse's ass

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>>745037091
don't feed the troll or he will transform this thread into a spiderman...

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>>745037091
Does this really not turn you on?!

My wife's sex drive didn't return to what it was till after breast feeding stopped which was one year.

For both kids though the second trimester was great though, she was always up for fucking and it went in her arse probably every second time. Third trimester she still wanted it but was too big and lost self esteem.

Pregnancy for me was getting 3 to 6 months of honeymoon sex offset by 12 months of little to no sex. You don't really get into this to improve your sex life though.

>>745037308
Weirdest thing is that she's wearing glasses.

I wish it was a top hat.

>>745037364
>3 to 6 months of honeymoon sex
>offset by 12 months of little to no sex

still, you are part of the lucky ones...

>>745031270
You could photomanip this so a thick turd is coming out of her ass which would make her belly not a pregnant one but a bloated one.

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>>745037463
>Weirdest thing is that she's wearing glasses.
How is that weird? Why wouldn't she want to view her babby after all that work?

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>>745037308
that seems like a lot of blood...

my wife laid her egg in the bathtub :
1/ practically no blood except one or two fullspoon
2/ the bay is already washed clean when you take it into your arms

>>745037614
How is babby viewed

>>745037676
when it comes out you dumbass...

>>745031631
Look at the flaps on that bitch!

>>745032703
milk/10

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>>745037666
Behold!
Satan's trips!

>that seems like a lot of blood...
It does. Normally it's not that bad.
>my wife laid her egg in the bathtub
Definitely the way to go if no complications are foreseen.

>>745037676
>How is babby viewed
By placing your eyes in its general direction.

>>745036325
once they get pregnant, time to bail

>>745037989
black father spotted

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>>745037989
What?! And miss this?!

>>745032620
It is quite nightmarish and I hoped someone else felt the same way about it.

>>745036580

>>The making of a criminal

>>745032809
tis a dead babie

>>745032294
Really? My wife was horny ALL the time during her pregnancy. Actually then was the first time she acceded to anal

>>745032597
for the life of me I can't find any decent birthing videos that shows prolapsed pussy afterwards

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Loved my wife's pregnant body!

Anyone knocked up a stranger?

>>745033388
I guess menstruation close-ups are a pic of femininity too, then.
have fun, bro. I'm too gay for pics so feminine.

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>>745039511
>she acceded to anal
Which is good, because the vajayjay does take some time to become satisfactorily tight again.

>>745039642
>birthing videos that shows prolapsed pussy afterwards
Pls anon, give a link if you succeed!

>>745032294
Sucks to be you then

>>745039715
I was knocked up by a stranger.
AMA

>>745035246
No, I am too. I always loved the thought, fucking a pregnant woman, during given birth. With all the pain and humiliation and the fear for her baby getting bruises on its head from cock fucking the pussy

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>>745039868
This anon gets it!

>>745039850
>girl on the internet

TITS or GTFO

>>745039850
Question 1:

Why you always lyin'?

Question 2:
Why the fuck you lyin'?

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>>745039808
I already tried ages ago

>>745037614
"clear the way, im gonna blow a hole in this fucker's face!"

>>745032427
Yes, the baby can get pregnant. Don't cum inside pregnant women or you're a pedo

>>745039970
I choose GTFO then.
Goodbye!

>>745040000
Nice quads!
But fuck you anyway.

>>745040067
Oh shit.... But it's not the baby that turns me on, it's the pregnant mother...

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>>745040118
Just wear a condom and you're fine!

So I fuck her ass before I come?

Gf already has DDs. I wonder how big they'll get once they are filled with milk

>>745040165
Great... It has to be very tiny, sharing a vagina with someone..

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>>745040292
Or you can use her bloated, stretched, haemorrhoid-ridden anus!

>>745034472
Is that brad Pitt giving birth?

>>745040288
I loved sucking and licking the big milktits of my wife and she always went horny as hell. I asked her, if its nearly the same, when she does brestfeeding. She said yes. Next time she did it, I licked her pussy and fucked her from behind. She says it was the best sex ever

>>745035169
Those puppies are massively beautiful

>>745040363
>her bloated, stretched, haemorrhoid-ridden anus
You have photos/videos of those? Please give. All I get from searching is written stuff from moms complaining about their constipation

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>>745040107
>Nice quads!
Thanks

Later faggot

>>745035294
This is a delicious looking specimen

>>745039511

12 year old kid spotted

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>>745040425
You're not the first to ask!

>>745040476
Constipation is indeed a common problem due to the expanded woomb restrictning passage through the lower intestine,
But a birth ALWAYS gets things going!

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>>745033626

>>745040715
Shut up or i cum in your butthole, faggot.

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>>745040476
Oh, and this one!

Do women shit when they give birth?

>>745034282
oh shit yes

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>>745041405
Regularly

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>>745041638

>>745031270
Preggo chicks is best fetish. Sadly I only ever fucked in preggo chick cuz I'm not knocking anyone up just to fuck em while preggo

>>745039850

those who were born with a penor can't get knocked up by anyone/anything.

you were only sodomized by a stranged, that's it.
and that doesn't make you a hero.

>>745041677
moaarr like this! before/after

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gf before

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>>745042102
gf during

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>>745042129
gf after

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>>745042145
creampie that bred her

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>>745042102
>>745042129
>>745042145
>>745042175
Wut?!
No birth pics?
Nice anus though...

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>>745042513

>>745033030
My wife wanted it 24/7 also when she was pregnant with our sons. When she became pregnant with our daughter, no sex at all.