My mouse trap didn't kill this mouse for me and now it is acutely aware its being frozen to death. Anyone have any proper send offs for him while he is currently being humanely killed right this now. (You can try to change it but don't blame me for him being such a sneaker. Blame the shoddy craftsmanship of my mouse trap. But it was a really good mousetrap too.)
Just take the little dude outside somewhere ~100 yards away from your house, preferably towards a water source. You won't see 'em again.
On the other hand if you're unswayable, grate some cheese and toss it his way, along with a dab of peanut butter and some water.
>>745027747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQJiJ9U9jY
>>745027747
That's a chill way to die
>>745027747
Space program
You want proper send off?
Roll abit of wire tightly around his neck and chuck him in the microwave for 2 minutes.
>>745027747
Cut its fucking head off.
Not to be barbaric, but to be quick. It's gonna be a scary few seconds but that's all it'll be.
Save the poor bastard from a slow death, he know's he's fucked, this isn't really any more peaceful for him. just drawn out
I had to do it to a rat a few weeks ago out on the deck. At least a mouse won't be able to try and kick away the knife like he did.
>>745027973
Unironically this.
>>745028052
god dammit...
>>745028114
oh cool.. so to kill a dumb ass mouse you can toss outside you ruin your microwave? fucking retard, KILL YOURSELF
>>745027747
I wish you would kill yourself, you worthless, pathetic subhuman.
Nobody will ever love you.
This mouse didn't get so lucky and was snared moments after posting the latter. You can see the blood on the trap this time.
>>745027747
who the fuck chills pepto?
>>745028476
I found a glitch in death.
>>745028476
piss off spammer
>>745028476
Fuck your spam and fgt wordprss wix geocities html with your lam fucking alibaba DHgate chintown watches. Kill yourself
>>745028459
poor little sucker
>>745027747
the fuck is that ghetto ass trap?
get that unlucky cheesesucker in a warm cloth (like a sock or something)
>>745028606
>>745028640
>>745028678
use the fucking report function then, morons
does it hurt if you put your dick in a mouse trap and it snaps?
>>745027973
this!
>>745028908
Reported
>>745027973
This and:reported
This mouse happened to disregard the mistakes of its predecessors, but I think it was very obvious how that worked out. (I think it's not as bad even though it does look pretty bad, he didn't suffer long.)
>>745030726
do you live in a garage full of cheese or something?
let him go, man.
>>745030726
op stop posting
>>745028468
My thoughts exactly lol
>>745030877
Top zozzle