JK Rowling is an ass kissing piece of garbage >BUT THERE

>>745020441
Hmm well I'm not busy and I have assload of time, why the father fucking not?

>>745020441
Yes.

I bet its going to be Neville.

>>745020940
Great

Now, across roughly 30 twitter handles, I've got seven followers

>>745020441
Probably luna or cho, Rowling always tries to appeal to whatever is popular and then tries to just it by saying she always had the idea and the clues to it are hidden in the subtext or some bullshit

>>745020441
What's wrong with you? You weird little faggot

>>745020441
>Not knowing that there's already 100000 fan theories about Snape being transgendered.

I only barely like HP but know this. The fan base has already done it for you, just push it harder.

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>>745021559
>>745020441

Like really, the work is done just spam JK.

>>745020441
the end is near, blacks taking whites ,fucking niggers

>>745020441
why can't we have nice things?
i just want people to stop adding token ethnics to things.
like, have you guys seen the newer Death Note movie? fucking L is black.
In star wars 7 they threw in a complete nigger because i guess they just needed to hit a quota ( dont even try to say that he is in the movie because he is windu's kid or something. stfu)
i mean, even in the real world this forced diversity is undermining effectivness.
lemme tell you, it is really hard to be a white man and get a shit job at like a kmart or gas station. if there is a black person or a woman applying for the same job they will usually lean toward them because they don't care about job performance at this level, they only care about looking PC as fuck for PR.
going back to harry potter, why cant they just, like, continue the story with their kids and have them go to school with like 2 blacks and 8 muslims to balance out the diversity as perceived in England?

>>745021943
>have you guys seen the newer Death Note movie? fucking L is black.

Yeah but Willem Dafoe and L are like the only two decent things in that shitfest

>>745020441
She's pulling a George Lucas and failing miserably at expanding the universe past the original scope.

Just do what most Star Wars fans do and pretend garbage like the prequels and all that bullshit doesn't exist. I like to ignore that shitty epilogue at the end of Hallows, particularly the awful version of it in the film.

>>745021639
? but snape was clearly a gawky teenage boy.
how could they suggest that snape is transgendered with any more basis than suggesting that Ginny Weasley has a penis?

>>745022231
The same way they're calling Hermione a nigger despite literally showing her white face at least twice and, you know, her being a white female in 8 movies

>>745022231
I just remember the disgust when I learned about it, I can't justify their delusions.

What particularly annoys me is that the race, sex, pavement-kin, and whatnot of characters should be almost entirely irrelevant. Same for real life jobs, awards, etc.

If you are good at something great. I don't care what you look like, where you are from, what you take in the ass. I care that you do whatever you are paid to do correctly.

It all seems so silly and petty.

>>745022327
watch, this is going to take off. then the whole mud-blood thing is going to be remembered. then people will forget that her parents are muggles and just think it is a negro thing.
>>745022339
is it tumblr where those lgbtxd or whatever people fester? I hope that i never am forced to repeatedly interact with people like that. they just ignore reality and substitute it with false injustice so that they can feel like they are correct and that they have the objective of educating the masses to feel like they are doing something worthwhile.

And im not kidding bout that ginny thing. it is far more likely, in my mind, that ginny is a boy because all of her siblings are boys.

>caring about Harry Potter
Are you all 14 year old girls?
>b-but I grew up reading the books!!!
You should've grown out of them
Faggots

>>745022697
i cannot agree with you fully.
i think, much like the nazis, that there are certain people who just dont care/have the foresight to consider the world that they are building for the future, and that you should ally yourself with people who you think will help us instead of destroy us.

>>745023118
14 y/o girls can talk about harry potter for hours.
you can just tune them out and they still think it was a good conversation.
then in 2 years, when they are legal, the ones who this still works on will be easy to seduce using basic power words and a few rhymes.

>>745022906
>be Molly Weasly
>dream of one day having one daughter and one son
>shit out 6 ginger boys
>kept fucking muggle fetishist after first two boys in hopes of a girl but be constantly disappointed
>Steal and drink liquid luck and fuck muggle-lover in 7th attempt for girl
>becoming an old witch, but get pregnant and have last chance for a girl
>In labor, down one last bit of liquid luck and pray for a female
>'congratulations, its a b-...'
>'REMOVICUS PENISUM BALLSO!'

everyone knows that all the teachers are gay, all the secondary characters are either from broken homes of various sorts, and the main characters are all jewish, black, or muslim.

>>745020441
Celeb threads have made me hate emma watson. I approve this change.

>>745020441
what really gets me about this is that Rowling was so anal about keeping full artistic control including final approval of casting decisions
so if she meant her mary-sue to be a nigger she had full control to cast a nigger

only 7 people frequent /b/, so you're fighting a losing battle.

>>745020441
never read anything about the ravenclaw dorms

>>745023655
Are you mad that the liberal is being a liberal? I dont get it.

Thats like expecting ayn rand to act like anything other than a repubtard.

>>745021943
Seeing people complain that L is black pisses me off. If anything, they're all Asian in the original, but now they're all white, and L is black. Singling him out for his race change is dumb, just as dumb as the people saying the rest of the cast shouldn't be white, but failing to address that L is black.

From what I've seen, L did a good job. His mask made him look dumb, and more of a ninja than a normal person, but the acting was good.

>>745023899
>cho

>>745023332
>Few rhymes
Kek

>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>I'm going to have sex with you

>>745023576
celeb threads are fucking garbage though.

>>745023978
L, for some reason, has a Japanese name in the original, but he is European.

>>745024223
have you never tried it?
subtle rhymes put people at ease.

lgbtqipwertyuoasdfhjkzxcvbnm

>>745023576
b-but c-cummies, a-anony-kun.

>>745024395
>>745024495
lucky sames for all but third digit

>>745022231
>Ginny Weasley
Its Gregory now.

>>745021111
Holy quads

>>745020441
You're late. You were supposed to be here months ago, OP.

>>745024807
Better l8 than never

Isn't putting niggers in a movie for the sole purpose of having them in your movie even more racist?

>>745024681
i think this should be, if anything, what we try to spread across the internet.

say that Gregory (or whatever) was treated like a girl by his mom for too long and started to identify as one. maybe that he was raped by his older brothers too, just to get the attention of more people. then he picked a girl name and landed on Ginny because he was a ginger. I honestly think that it will gain more traction than the whole snape thing even though she has a kid by the way end.

>>745020441
I'll never understand this shit man. IT'S A BOOK, use your fucking imagination. If you read it and you see Hermione as a black girl then that's all you need. Movies are directors interpretations of books (if it's based on a book obviously). All the fucking time I see shit like this across all platforms of media. What especially pisses me off is when you see people asking game developers where all the gay characters are. First of all, why don't you just play the game instead of thinking about which characters are fucking each other, and second of all, if you really want a character to be gay, just imagine them getting plowed in the ass and accept that as canon. I seriously don't understand why everyone needs their hand to be held with shit that doesn't fucking matter at all. Use your own fucking brain to imagine the details of fantasy worlds like these, that's literally the entire point of reading books. Fuck's sake.

>>745025134
You have to pretend that that isn't the only reason.

>>745025134
Now you're thinking with portals anon.

Why do you care?

>>745025480
because people who don't like black people support black people. doy.

>>745020441
Little dumb-ass potter obsessed moron.

Why the hell should anyone care if the woman said Hermione could be black.

Nobody cares. You are so goddamn racist that you get upset at someone entertaining the idea that the character is black.

Jesus Christ they didn't even do it and you are off here wanking yourself to death like a moron, you little racist piece of shit.

>>745025711
stop telling them to kill them.

>>745020441
Hermione could be a LOG of andy sixx's and I wouldn't care. The series is dogshit, revolting until we see Harry fuck a whore the size of hagrid and go right up inside her sloppy poop chute with spelunking equpment.

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>>745020441
calm down, you pathetic wittle bitch

At first I was triggered because Harry didn't end up with Hermione but with a thot but now after I saw that Ron was blacked I don't feel sorry for Harry anymore.
Still he should have fucked the autistic blondie instead.

>>745021089
Are you assuming the length of my bottom ?

>>745020441
lol j.k.

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>>745021111
Hahaha

They spoke in whispers of the chosen one

Next up: CANON ron is a rape survivor and professor mcgonagall has aempit hair and a pre-pubescent moustache

>>745026700
#blameitonthepolyjuice

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>>745020441

JK Rowling is a bad person for reasons unrelated to the shitty books she writes for children and neoliberals, why do you care about the characters in this slop?

>>745026908
>we ain't related so
the post

>>745020441
>Prisoner of Azkaban, pg 401
>"Hermione's white face was sticking out from behind a tree."
You were saying?

>>745023136
You mean like nazi whi work shit jobs and generally disrupt society in thier free time?

>>745027178
She was doing whiteface you racist bigot.

>>745020441
>DUMBLEDORE PACKS FUDGE!
lol

>>745023655
Where did she say she meant herhinnie to be a nigger? All this is is pandering, cheese i bet you expected trump to pull out of Iraq and deport all the mexicans.

>>745025711
>name calling

>>745025624
More like people don't like it when you throw all your logic out the door to satisfy the crazies.

>>745027212
>Goblet of Fire, pg 129
>Harry, come on, move!" Hermione had seized the collar of his jacket and was tugging him backward.
>"What's the matter?" Harry said, startled to see her face so white and terrified.

Haha you fools you just assumed she was white because she was intelligent and had a father

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>>745027178
Fucking losers

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>>745021639
Holly mother of Keks

>>745020441
No. This would be way to easy. She'd could easily write in a spell or potion that changes people from one sex to another on a complete and biological level. That's an sjws wet dream and she'd probably be applauded for it. With all due respect to your idea, I propose we try instead to force something a little more contraversial on her, and the actors who'd have to portray the character, for the shekels, like the whore they are. Now as much as I enjoy the infighting generated from pedophiles trying to join the tolerance by force movement, they probably won't portray pedophilia in a positive light. However, beastiality seems like an achievable goal. But it has to be a real animal no cgi copouts.

>>745027481
Sounds like mansplaining to me

>>745026369
^^ This x10. That space-cadet-retard should have been bent over and taken Harry's wand right up her quibbler infested cooter

>>745027542
Fools on you, same poster.

>>745027442
but i charge a fee.

>>745027542
Finally, their savant like skill of remembering the colors of faces comes in handy

>>745021267
Hope she doesn't mess with Luna

Awwww, the fact that Hermione might be black triggers the special snowflake. There, there. It's OK. You can still blame niggers for your shitty life, loser.

Who cares? They're made up. The play was shit anyway

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>>745024223
>he brought out such beautiful poetry
>oh how my pussy is quivering

>>745020441
Based on her description I assumed she was a paki.

>>745027773
so being a sore loser goes both ways huh?

>>745027588
>Order of the Phoenix, pg 731
>"But - but where? How?" said Hermione, whose face was white.

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>>745021943
If you checked on Rowling lately you will have noticed that she's a raging liberal, so none of this is in any way suprising. Just don't spend money on anything - and I mean anything - that is so-called "progressive" or employs so-called "progressives".

Are minorities in it who don't have any character development? Axed.
Virtually the entire Game of Thrones cast wants feminism to save the world? Axed.
Is it written by Rowling? Axed.
Is Emma Watson in it? Axed.
Is George Clooney in it? Axed.
Westworld employs Tessa Thompson? Hm, nice ass. Axed.
And she also was in the Marvel franchise? That's bad luck. Axed.
And so on.

Companies will wake up to the fact that this shit simply doesn't sell.

>>745027896
BTFO................................................................................

skin in general was never specified, so if anyone wants her black, who gives a shit really

in case you didn't know, it's a fucking fictional character, you can do with it whatever you fucking want

>>745020441
>Being autistic enough to give a shit about this stuff.

>>745024223
follow up rhyme for if that doesnt work

>roses are red
>violets are blue
>guess whos gonna get raped
>its not me but you

>>745027964
See:

>>745027178
>>745027481
>>745027896

Saying nigger is ok, but dont TAINT my childhood waifu with these liberalisms!

>>745027964
how do you think this was meant to be interpreted? or can it be interpreted as like flush? >>745027178

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>>745020441
>>O-ok... DUMBLEDORE PACKS FUDGE!

cannot see him in the same way again

>>745025711
found the nigger

>>745020441
Admit it op, not only do you follow Rowling on twitter but you also own all of her books, and immediately began searching through them the second you read this to prevent your world from crashing down.
Get a life faggot
Ps. Dumbedwore is a real life fudge packer

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>>745028081
Do black people go white enough that you would call them white-faced when they're scared?

>Half-blood Prince, pg 400
>Hermione gave an almost inaudible sniff. She had been exceptionally quiet all day. Having hurtled, white-faced, up to Harry outside the hospital wing and demanded to know what had happened, she had taken almost no part in Harry and Ginny's obsessive discussion about how Ron had been poisoned, but merely stood beside them, clench-jawed and frightened-looking, until at last they had been allowed in to see him.

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>>745028398
Not possible no

>>745026908
>she writes for children
I'm sure a post-modern dipshit like you doesn't care about the programming of degeneracy into children, but parents, and healthy people do. Taking degeneracy out of children's entertainment is just another important step in bringing an end to this jewish culture assault on the west.

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>>745020441
>dumb asses thinking she was ever in it for the art and not the money

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the books never specifically say that Ron doesn't fuck his sister in the ass every single day since the day she was born, so, Ron fucks his sister in the ass. Also, the books never specifically say Harry only has 2 arms. So, they should hire a four armed actor to play Harry in the next movie.

>>745028749
>thinking she didn't want it spread wide enough where people weren't going to be paying her too
>why are copies of Holy Bible and The Qur'an are free in correctional facilities? (16$/day for 3 hots and a cot and copies of both...they're free)

>>745020441
Okay but the Dumbledore thing made sense

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>>745029182
>The Qur'an
What kind of shithole do you live in where they do that? I have never been to a motel/hotel/hostel in the US that has put out the Qur'an for guests to read.

>>745029182
>>why are copies of Holy Bible and The Qur'an are free in correctional facilities? (16$/day for 3 hots and a cot and copies of both...they're free)

the fuck does that have to do with anything. Only proves my point more that she isnt giving them away for free. She's trying to appeal to as many people as possible to make the most money. If you think it's for any other reason you are a fucktard

>>745028923
>Goblet of Fire, pg 735
>Ron, still angry with Ginny for falsely claiming he had once sodomized her, began moodily eating his porridge.

>>745029371
they keep the lights on but it's not motel 6

>>745029432
no it means people wanted to pay her for them

>>745029371
he said correctional facilities not hotels

>>745029511
Right. and appealing to the most people gets that. People saying aren't buying because no one is gay? Boom make someone gay and now they want to buy. This isnt hard. Nor am i saying she is wrong to do it. I'd do it. Fuck art. Give me the fucking money

>>745024395
His Japanese name is a cover. His real name is L Lawliet

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>>745029642
Is that a fancy word for jail? Is that what Americans call it? LOL. Correcting the Wardens back account maybe.

>>745025297
You're a smart guy, anon

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>>745025297
Black-washing is real.

>>745029833
one of my probation officers said it's not about the money after i was in line and heard someone else in line say all they wanted was our money

>>745020441
Like if Rowling opinion matters when they we're casting, if the cast team would listen to her the franchise won't be a fking succes.

>being triggered and worked into an uncompromisable autistic mess by what are essential children's books
Wew lads. Me thinks it's about time you fellas got some new hobbies.

>>745020441
Dumbledore being a fudge packer made sense though. Emma Watson will always be Hermione for me though.

>>745030013
Thanks, I never would have known how pathetic I was if you hadn't pointed it out.

Jackass.

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>>745029979
>US is about 5% of the world population
>Make up almost 25% of incarcerations worldwide
>not about money
He was either lying to your face or truly believes is gobshite.

>>745030131
his*

>>745029983
Rollings literally said she wanted Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid.

>if the cast team would listen to her the franchise won't be a fking success
She literally wrote the fucking source material you absolute fucking spastic. If she hadn't of done that, the franchise wouldn't have been made in the first place.

>>745030056
yeah the first time i read "half moon glasses" was like..

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>>745030056
>Dumbledore being a fudge packer made sense though
Being a faggot never makes sense

>>745022906
Except for the fact that her and Harry have kids.

>>745030179
>Rollings

>>745030056
I doubt you even read the books. Emma was totally miscast. Book Hermione was suppose to be ugly.

>>745030131
my pre sentence investigator told me 80 percent of the people working there wouldn't have a job if marijuana were legal

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>>745020441
>implying the orginal castings were spot on

The one that really irked me was snape.

>evil motherfucker in the books
>edgy cuck in the movies

>>745030131
Did you know that thousands of US prisoners are forced to make office products for pennies on the dollar? Who is the number one consumer of these cheap products you ask? The US government. Who owns all these prisons you ask? Google.

>>745023655
She never meant for Hermione to be a nigger, or she would have stated it in the books just like she did for every other fucking character that wasn't white. She did to pander to dumb fucks and make more money. She fully wrote Hermione as a white girl.

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>>745030308
Are you implying Gambon was the original casting? I'm confused.

>>745020441
Fuck, it must suck to grow up conservative. It must be like having to permanently take a giant shit, but be in constant pain because you can't.

>>745030376
my first probation officer didn't get me in trouble when i pissed dirty

>>745020441
Basement dwelling racist man-baby. It's not like any woman was ever going to let you fuck her.

>>745030403
>grow up conservative
If you're not a liberal when you're younger, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative when you're older, you have no brain.

>>745030403
Yeah I get a good laugh out of shit like this. Feel pretty sorry for a lot of the guys ITT tbqh. Their lives must suck.

20 year old here, loved the old sorcerer stone movie and chamber of secret. To see this shit is a disgrace, I hope the cunt gets major backlash just wants to pander to the dumbass kiddes who cry for equality that doesn't exist to begin with.

>>745030527
>20 year old here
>is actually 14
What did he mean by this?

>>745030457
That's lucky as fuck. I've never had to deal with anything legally, but I've only heard bad things about most PO's, usually power tripping.

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>>745030401
One of the two yes. Still sucks that the first one died, would have been interesting to see his smug take on things.

>>745030580

Lol maybe you are the one who is 14 if you have to focus on that.

>>745020441
these days people are so anti racist that they are fucking racist..

>>745030602
from my experience, what you heard was probably bullshit.

K I L L B L A C K N I G G E R S

>>745030628
I agree, but I'm still not sure what your point was...

>>745030602
Mine's okay. I'm supposed to pay back like $290 in restitution a month, but I'm disabled so she let's me slide with ~$100.

>>745027178
I mean I think Hermione was white as well but that's completely taken out of context and when used in context it meant flush. It's an artistic expression that's used to paint the scene since you can't actually see the character. It's been used in other books with nigger characters before.
>>745028398
As far as this one goes it's obvious to anyone with the reading comprehension of a 5 year old that it means shes flush.

D E A D B E A T D A D

>>745030663
True. Most people say bad things about positions of power because they were caught.

But even going back to the main point, I still believe the US laws are designed to put as many people in jail/prison as possible for extended periods of time. Even if some people deserve their sentences, some are ridiculous and not correctional in anyway.

>>745028398
Its used in books all the time even for niggers. It's to help you visualize the scene since you can't actually see it. Do you even read?

>>745030832
they could always...run. or fight.

>>745030776
>but I'm still not sure what your point was

Just that some of the the actors didn't really seem all that interested in staying in the character that they were playing.

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I ain't ashamed to be white
I ain't ashamed to be Black
I ain't ashamed of my beautiful Mexican wife as a matter of fact
I know you fucking with that
And I'm not scared of the people who tell me I should be
Do what you love and don't ever wonder what it could be
Everybody from my hood, everybody know I'm good
Sometimes I'm misunderstood
But that's just the uneducated that never related and feel like I'm fading off
They feel like I'm fading
I'm right out my mind
Tell 'em!
Momma don't love me
Daddy don't love me
Wonder why I drown in the bubbly
You could be anything you wanna be
'Cept the person you don't wanna be
Let him hate let em love
Wondering if everybody still like this up above
When that push come to shove
Make me wanna pull up with the, with the gat in the glove like
I just wanna be free
Not a slave to the stereotype
All alone in my room in the middle of the night
I don't have the words but my stereo might
I don't wanna be black, I don't wanna be white, I just wanna be a man today
I don't wanna be a Christian, Muslim, gay, straight, or bi, see you later, bye
Not perceived by the things I believe or the color of my skin
Or the fact I'm attracted to her, maybe him
Or the fact I'm a single mother living all alone
Looking for a man and a home to call my own
But I already have one
The only man I'ma ever need is my son, my son, my son, my son
Son, say:
Black is beautiful (black is beautiful)
Be black and proud (be black and proud)
Fuck everybody hatin' on me right now, I'm black and proud (I'm black and proud)
I'm just as white as that Mona Lisa
I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha
I'm biracial so bye Felicia
Praise Black Hermione now call the preacher
Maybe Hermione was black
Maybe Hermione had dreads
Hermione should be black
Black Hermione can he save a brother now
Black Hermione can he save a brother now

>>745030179
She write the source material indeed, but its different writing to direct, cast and make a fking movie happen, you fking nigger.

>>745030248
Don't fucking care, Emma played her for 8 fucking movies. She's Hermoine. I did read the books as well faggot.

>>745020441
Do white liberals realize how bad they are making minorities look by doing this shit?
>We have to do it for them because they are too inferior to do anything for themselves.

>>745030217
>world of magic that can literally cheat life and death
>thinks a tranny having kids is impossible

>>745030308
I actually preferred Snape's casting. Any issues with Snape in the movies could also be from the the fair bit of his content that was cut down/scraped for time-saving purposes.

I also preferred Gambon for Dumbledore. It strikes me as strange how old Dumbledore is portrayed in the first 2 movies. Talks really slow, slow and limited movements, etc. When in the books, he's definitely old but he's repeatedly described as being quite lively despite his age.

>>745030217
whoops
>>745031030
was meant for
>>745030207

>>745030801
Well, the opposite of flush, but I know what you mean.

>>745030849
I guess not with black characters.

>>745031030
>>745031067
Good, because I was confused as fuck.

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>never specified

Rowling contradicts herself like every feminist existed always do

>>745030248
she wasnt sposta be ugly you fucking pleb she is sposta be unkempt and good looking under a huge layer of nerd

>>745031176
Not him, but she was supposed to be bucktoothed until Goblet of Fire.

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>>745031241

>>745030849
No, it really isn't.

>>745023332
Titicus exposicus or getdafuckouticus?

>>745023978
But the acting was really bad though

>>745030248
>implying Emma was hot before chamber of secrets
Nigga that bitch was ugly for the first two movies. And she wasn't really supposed to be ugly she was supposed to be awkward and unkempt with buck teeth. They tried to give Emma buck teeth with prosthetic but they would stay in.

>>745020441

Hey this bitch got lucky with her book and now she's political?

>>745020441
I support this idea. Fuck this cunt

>>745021943
fucking snowflake

>>745031419
Go read Huck Finn, it's used to describe Jim more than once. Dickens used it a more than a few times as well, as well as plenty of other authors. Once again, do you even read?

>>745031564
Meant prisoner of azkaban not CoS. But fuck I dont remember what order they were in now.

>>745031172
>I'll take a sentence completely out of context to prove my point

>>745031564
I dunno man. The scene in CoS when she was crying after Malfoy called her a mudblood. I think she was wearing some blue sweater or something. Made my dick diamonds.

>>745031849
>except you can see the context

>>745031589
>and now she gets political
Absolute cunt gibberish. So because she's a famous author she can't have an opinion on politics? The current president of the USA is a fucking hotel owner ffs.

>>745031710
Riddle me this: why is Dean Thomas described as a Black boy, but Hermione's only ever said to be white?

>>745031849

that's why I included the whole page so u can read the context?

>>745032008
>The current president of the USA is a fucking hotel owner ffs.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>745031921
>>745032029
Even with context it doesn't mean shit. Obviously she was saying she was flushed, and lost all her colour. What kind of fucking hack writer describes a character as poking behind a tree with a white face?

>>745031710
Not whoever you think you're replying to, but yeah. Give me a source or something on these hundred year old publications describing ashy negros, and then we will debate how much bearing that has on more recent descriptive narration.

>>745031865
That's because you're a pedo bro. It's okay.

>>745031849
what fucking "context" there wasnt any subtext to cause implication of a face whitening emotion. If anything her "white face" sticks out more in the surroundings thus showing that she would be white as fuck

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>>745032097
>flushed

>>745032097
its not very often that you see niggers faces lose colour. actually, you dont at all

>>745030639
This Guy is kind of right tho >>745030580

>>745032166
For her? Sure.

>>745032008
She can. She can do anything really. She's got a large audience of all age groups.

She has the power of influence because of her role in those books. If she didn't catch a lucky break (and I do say she is a decent author, so she definitely worked her ass off), her influence would be similar to you or I.

If we started saying obvious racial cuckery, people would make fun of us, ignore us or whatever.

>>745032097
see
>>745032169
as well

>>745032014
Nigga, I already said Hermoine was white, I was just saying that using that line to prove it was asinine.
This is me btw>>745030367
>>745032123
Sure bro, just let me go dig out my copy of Huck Finn or Great Expectations and go through the hundreds of pages to find you examples because I have literally nothing else to do.

>>745030817
K F C

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>>745020441
poor bird's been starved for relevance since the last Harry Potter book

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>>745020441
>white skin was never specified.
Neitger wad black. Hermione was green.
#AyyLmaoLivesMatter

>>745032278
I'll wait.

>>745020441
>white skin never specified
Except IT FUCKING WAS WHEN YOU CANONIZED ILLUSTRATIONS OF HER WITH WHITE SKIN YOU FUCKING DIMWITTED CUNT.
>American covers
WHITE
>British covers
WHITE
>in-book illustrations
FUCKING WHITE

Even if this wasn't the case, there are multiple things to suggest Hermione and her parents are white including more descriptors than just "brown eyes, frizzy hair and very clever." Furthermore, Rowling goes out of her way to describe black characters as black in almost every book. She is lying through her teeth and she should be embarrassed. Can't wait til the news comes out that red-headed Ron was actually latino.

>>745032097
How "white faced" do you think a colored chick can actually get in a situation where the blood drains from their face due to a fright or worry reaction? Even a caramel like Zoe Saldana?

JK clearly pictured Hermoine as a lily white girl and described her as such before conveniently forgetting it. Just like every dark skinned character is clearly described as such within the first page they're introduced.

>>745032278
>But it happens here!
Where?
>I'm not gonna tell you!
lol k

>>745032279
D O D G E D E A L E R S H I P

>>745032182

u made my day, take your (You)

>>745032530
>>745032373

If you ignorant mongolids every actually read something more than 4chan, you would know that its a commonly used form of a literally device know as imagery in order to describe a scene for the reader so that can imagine it in their mind. Go take a basic course in Lit at your local community college. I have better things to do then go through a book to find a line for a couple of retards who can probably barely read at a second grade level.

I want Niggermione to happen.
>Niggermione, we should go to this lake with soul sucking ghosts everywhere.
>AW HELL NAW.

JK trying to stay relevant.

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>>745032436

Maybe if you actually read the book, you'd know where she was coming from you illiterate prole.

Deathly Hallows page 234 paragaph 3 and I quote......

>"Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick Ron!" said Harry.
>"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him " Ron replied.
>Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollad at Harry and Ron from down the street.
>"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless motherfucker!"
>"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry.
>"Shieeeettttt....." replied Hermoine.

Anyone who has the potential to photoshop emma watson into a niggress, now's the time.

>>745032920
Look... I know that's what it is. The point is you really wouldn't use 'white' in 4 different books to describe her scared face if she was a negro. You would use 'pale' or 'ashen.'

>>745032920
Yeah, get mad son. That's what I like. So you specifically mentioned Huck Finn and Great Expectations, and assume since I'm calling bullshit means I've never read either. But I have, at least once of each of those in school and maybe once or twice on my own since, and I'm saying this common literary device you're screaming about isn't common to black characters.

Now it's my memory versus yours, and since you're "too busy" doing whatever serious important business you say you're doing to back up your whining, I'm telling you. Black people don't "go white with fright" or worry or concern. They've got to be pretty light skinned to even blush noticeably. That's that.

>>745033042
I made a kek

>>745032244
>people would ignore us and make fun of us
People also make fun of you and ignore you for actually having the word cuckery in your vocabulary

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>>745033042

>>745033712
FUCKING GARY! Now he was a nigger.

ITT: people who probably never even read the books triggered over absolutely fucking nothing. Considering you antiSJWs hate SJWs so much because they are all a bunch of 'snowflakes', you sure are a bunch of snowflakes. You fags are literally the most thin skinned, embarrassing people on the internet.

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>>745033700
>ayo fellow crackers, I's white deres nothin to see here

>>745033042
Why does the picture look like they've been photoshopped in?

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>>745033785

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>ywn shove your wand up JK Rowlings ass
Why even live?

>>745033219
Yes, if you're a good author, which Rowling isn't.
>>745033291
Not the same guy but I have read Huck Finn multiple times, I quite like Mark Twain and there is a scene where Jim is described as going white when he sees people looking for run away slaves. Never read Great Expectations though.

>>745033042
Holy kekkles
mad my day
>thx anon

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>ywn suck on JK Rowlings tits whilst she reads Harry Potter and the goblet of fire to you
Feels bad man :(

>>745033042
Shit this was too fking good

>>745033981
Now this made me sad.

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>>745025711

OP is always a faggot, and is also a bitch in this case.

But you missed the point entirely.

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>ywn get your dick sucked by JK Rowlings 10/10 milf lips
I think I'm going to kill myself

>>745022173
Never cared for the "19 years later" but there is no way I'll ever call Cursed child canon.

>>745033917
>Jim is described as going white when he sees people looking for run away slaves.
Thats not because he was scared. It was his defense mechanism.
>oh shit nigga dey be lookin for muh ass.
>secret power ACTIVATE!
>hello there fellow white people. As you can clearly see, i am not a filthy negro. Have a nice day!
>aw shit nigga that was close af

>>745034170
Cursed Child isn't canon.

>>745033917
Just searched Huck Finn epub for the word 'white.' Never used to describe Jim.

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>>745020441
Yes. When I read childrens books about child wizards racing around on flying dildos in pursuit of balls I always think to myself how important that the characters are all white because how else would this piece of trivial escapism be believable. Keep up the good fight, fuck this Rowlings person who clearly has no idea what the Hairy Pothead story is really about, i.e. The Aryan Nation rising up and killing magic space niggers in school. I bet she hasn't even read any of the books the fucking niggerloving bitch

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>>745033785

>>745034170
>"19 years later"
Remember how she said she wrote that chapter years before she wrote Deathly Hallows? It showed.

>>745027905
>Companies will wake up to the fact that this shit simply doesn't sell.

it's really this simple

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So, is there any reason, why Harry wants to hit on the black bartender in the half-blood price-movie?
Why is it necessary? I feel like it damages the image of relationship in between Harry and Ginny

>>745034487
>bartender
He's 16, that's why.

>>745033916
>>745033981
>>745034169
now this is what I came to this thread for

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Yall missing the deep issues
WUT ABOUT THE GOAT FUCKING

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>>745034269
10/kek

>>745022231
>suggesting that Ginny Weasley has a penis
Why boner?

>>745034672
It's the UK.

>>745020441
The issue with this, is in the book hermione is literally described as having a white face.

A black person cannot have a white face.

>>745020441

So let me get this straight you are an hating piece of white straight supremacist that loves childrens books about a little wizard so much that you start a a raid on an imageboard?

lel

>>745034528
Sorry, not native english speaker. I meant a barista, it was a coffee shop

>>745034843
The term is waitress. It was a diner, mate.

>>745034816
>white supremacist
Wanting a white character to stay white has nothing to do with white supremacy.

aren't her and ron's kids ginger in the epilogue? that would mean she can't be black...

>>745034672
They are literally shaming dumbledore's brother for being a muslim.

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>>745031283
i wonder if the irish feel sad about having their wife beater champs trophies taken away from them by niggers. fucking niggers take everything from the white man don't they

>>745020441
>very clever
This does not describe nigglets. Asian maybe?

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>>745034768
Check mate, racist.

>>745026455
lost

>>745034881
Well, whatever. It still doesn't answer why would Harry try to bed with the nigger there. The scene was never in the books, so why is it important to see that Harry likes chocolate?

>>745021943

I dunno, I wouldn't call Finn being black a forced diversity problem until I see him kissing another man.

>>745025297

Because people need their head canons acknowledged by the content creator. Heaven forbid they just make their own media with gay characters in it. Oh, lord no, they'd rather just change existing media in order to fit their narrative.

>>745034930
Accept it kind of does. And if it doesn't, then it still means you're a pathetic sperg.

>>745035119
they know people don't like new gay characters. Look at the new marvel comics

Spamming her social media accounts isn't going to change one dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>745035081
Because otherwise the (((Warner Brothers))) wouldnt have given 6 gorillion dollars to the production.

>>745022697
you dont realize that some groups of people were born with disadvantages which makes it unfair to judge us all the same way. women and niggers were born with a giant weight on their backs so we need to judge them differently from white cis males. also everyone is created equal and people shouldnt be judged differently. basically a disadvantaged white male should be equal as a black woman born into a rich family. A white male born into a meth head family that eats their own shit for breakfast has just the same of life advantages and maybe even more privilage than Will Smith's daughter Willow Smith.

Im more angry about how a talented, diligent, hard working wizard with dreams and goals to reform the magical world got defeated by a talentless faggot whose only goal is to fuck up the dreams of the first one.

>>745020441
I wish I could be this upset at some British hag with a musty minge who once wrote overrated children's books and is now trying to stay in the limelight beyond her prime.

>>745035480
You and your ilk that think that way will eventually succeed in collapsing Western civilization.

>>745036235
Top kek

>>745030403
Yea, it must realy suck growing up with a real familie instead of living with your alcoholic single mum. Imagine the agony of actually knowing your father. Poor conservatives.

>>745034940
Its magic.

>>745037332
/Thread

>>745020441
Yeah, she definitely wasn't white in the few illustrations in the books, or the booksleeve for prisoner or anything like that. Fuck off J.K. this is more annoying than the silent T Voldemort.

>>745037766
Good. Fuck you and everyone that looks like you.

>>745038362
Huh?

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Yes, OP was ranting a bit in his first post, but actually his idea is quite good. You faggots would rather put OP down and troll each other than actually do something which would be quite funny. Think of it, that could even be the reason Snape was bullied so much and why he hung out with Harry's mom as a kid. They used to share clothes and she would do his makeup.

>>745031002
The only thing that's less self aware than a hood nigger is a white liberal. Of cause they don't realize what their actions look like to other people.

>>745020441
HP series was shit anyway so nothing of value lost.

Grow up manchild, this is not a relevant issue.

You know how Rowling always says she was a single mother on benefits while writing the first Harry Potter book?

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but surely if she was doing it with a view to making money then she is a benefits cheat? We should report her to the department for work and pensions! Her full name is Joanne Kathleen Rowling.

>>745034169
British MILFs are the best kind of mILF to be honest, though I like Indian aunties too.

Russian babushkas are a bit much for me though.

>>745038624
Good luck fag

>>745020441
If they ever recast they should just make Harry black. I won't be watching a movie if they make all the eye candy niggers. Couldn't care less if they made the dudes niggers.

>>745038724
Good Luck Fag.

Sounds like a movie to me, writer meeting a noon today, we'll have lunch Delivered to the office.

>>745038468
Sorry. Got hung up on all the bitching.

>>745020441
Lets do this. Any discords? WE NEED A DISCORD FOR THIS FFS

>>745038807
Great idea. I picture harry with a fro.

>>745020441
Triggered Trumptard detected. Poor snowflake.

>>745038821
Who should star? Dane cook? Kirk cameron's a fag, and available.

Oh. The napoleon dynamite dude!

>>745038928
Fucking neoliberal cucklord

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>>745034930
it's a book. you can imagine her being any colour you want. your imagination's the limit. and as far as the movie goes? well characters change race all the time. you didn't see many people kicking over tables in rage when the Scorcese cast white americans to play the korean characters in his remake of City of Damnation which in turn was a remake of the Hong Kong movie Infernal Affairs.

Life sucks, wear a hat

>>745038902
Do we? Do we really?

>>745039006
I was thinking jiminy Glick.

It's going to have to be Indie and not wide release because AMC will never approve a movie with that title being shown in their theaters ;_; may work in the UK though.

Ginny owning a little feminine penis would actually be hot as fuck

>>745034930
Why are you so concerned?

>>745039107
AMC was purchased by Chinks though, they don't care about fag tears.

>>745039107
I dont know if martin short is available.

>>745039167
To be fair I genuinely thought of a good origin story in which Marvel's Black Panther was white.

Would any of you crowdfunded this for me?

>>745039179
Sure they do. Gays wield power now.

>>745039249
Sure.

Now Hermione is a real mudblood

>>745039249
Nick fury is black now and I couldn't be happier. Samuel L knocked it out of the park

>>745039429
Ikr

Trans Snape

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>>745039497

>>745039367
Instead of being from Wakanda he is from another fictitious country called Rhodesia. Owns a farm and discovers vibranium metal from an old asteroid impact while tilling the land. There is a government collapse and white Black Panther uses his self taught knowledge of metallurgy and engineering to build an indestructible suit to fight.

>>745020441
next up:
>Mary Potter

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>>745032097

>hurr durr no context

um context is right--

>hurr durr as if the context even fucking matters

>being this retarded

But seriously, if you're implication that Rowling isn't a "fucking hack writer", then perhaps you'll concede this:

Even if the implication isn't that Hermione has white skin, but rather that her skin flushed, well that's where the word "flush" might come in handy. "Pale" would work too, and would be more ambiguous than simply "white."

Now, I don't particularly care about the race of a fictional character, but that doesn't mean we can't all share a laugh at the fact that J.K. Rowling is clearly pandering to her staunchly leftist fanbase. JK Rowling also was a supporter of the Berkeley rioters at Milo Yiannoplis' speech, because she had read from some media hit-piece that he was a Nazi.

Regardless of how likely it is that Hermione will grow up to be a single mother, the fact that a writer like JK Rowling can conceive of a character like Rita Skeeter, and can demonstrate to young readers in books 5 and onward that you shouldn't just believe what the papers say about a person, and yet can't find that skepticism in her own life, is worthy of derision.

The whole black Hermione thing is just an admittedly obtuse way of approaching it.

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>>745039544
The world is changing.

It's hard for a white man to be good.

Just look at her twitter, she'll do anything or say anything if it gets her attention. She doesnt give a fuck if its true or not and gladly post faulty or wrong info if it gets her attention

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>>745039746
The world and Snape are changing.

>>745039080
Yes. THIS IS GONNA BE AN OFFICIAL RAID

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>>745039614
Snape is a black shemale and has several self diagnosed mental illnesses.

>>745033712
So Harry was the noseless one all along. Really makes you think.