horny and bored as fuck. inb4 "you're fat!!!"

>>745004334
You know what to do, get that sharpie

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It is still Sept 12 here in Canada

>>745004541
Thats a little dick.

>>745004541
It's ya boy.. Skinny penis

Suck your own nipples as hard as you can.

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>>745004541

>>745004456
Second this

>>745004334
>fat
Are you sure? Let's see. Full body shot

>>745004745
Let's see your dick then. Time stamp too

>>745004334
God damn, you are a cow.... post pussy xoxo

>>745004334

I would enjoy tasting every pore of skin on your body.

>>745004821
Butthurt much? you are fine dude don't worry, you can pleasure a girl with a pencil dick you''d be fine

>>745004334
Get on omegle and touch yourself while we watch then?

>>745004334
Kik Smoche if you want a huge cock

>>745004334
I have a belly fetish

Nice tits how's your day

>>745004334
Lovely tits. Mind showing us that beautiful ass?

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>>745004745
and his bottlecap dick hat

>>745004928
I have a fucking cock ring and I practice on a Fleshlight daily. I know ways to pleasure a woman you couldn't even think about you fucking virgin. Go back to playing DnD with your obese step sister and smelling her sweaty pussy cheese.

>>745004334
I like those lips, please show more of them in action

Got any tats

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Designated shitposting thread is a go

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>>745005142

>>745005146
are you implying just bc you have a cock ring and "PRACTICE" on a fleshlight daily you've mastered the way to satisfy a grill .... dude you are delusional af

>>745005221
Would you stop spamming that babby penis. No one cares faggot

>>745005221
Nigga get your skinny whiteboy dick outta here

>>745005221
MAGNET DONG

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>>745004928
>>745005146
lol not me

>>745005221
me

>>745004334
Nice. Perfect body shape for a woman.
Hope you're not a jew.

>>745005146
Watch out! he has a lvl 90 Cockring, and a legendary aspect fleshlight

>>745005367
Hahaha

>>745005254
You're fucking delusional, I've fucked 36 women and still counting. I only made these video because I fucked my current girl to exhaustion and I needed the sweet release of ample build up of sexual desires. Maybe one you grow up you'll experience it, kiddo

>>745004334
bretty good
moar

In all honestly dude get your virgin ass cock ring looking ass outta here only virgins use that shit dawg get some crack whore pussy white boy

>>745004334

REQUEST

pic of boobs in bra please

How did this turn into a sausage party
>smh

>>745005315
What's your opinion.on chubby chicks that are a bit closer to the big size?

>>745005449
don't be surprised when your herpes test goes positive...

>>745004334
is that a third giant breast under the two?

>>745005449
Let me guess shes an anime white boy cock sucker show me pics of the chicks youve fucked before and il compete with you cuck

>>745004334
looking good. Bonus for amazing lips in addition to these awesome breasts.

>>745005585
That 50 year old dude thinks his dick is big and impressive hes just too sweaty for 4 chan

I don't think you're fat (honestly, not White Knighting).
Please post moar.

>>745004334
feet

>>745005636
>implying that herpes isn't so common in the US that they bother testing for it anymore
go away, underage

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>>745005697

>>745005771
Nigga she is fat

>>745004334
Need more body to determine if your fat or sexy. All I can tell right now is that you got some phat ass titis and dsl's.

>>745005697
You sound like a fucking dirty Indian with that shit grammar boy. My Fleshlight is all used up anyways. How about I take your little boy pussy for a ride and show you what a real man feels like

>>745004334
feet pic please

>>745004541
wash your sheets

open bob and vegana

How bout a bra pic?

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>>745004334
ass plz
Btw tits are greato

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>>745004745

Finally some tits and cockring faggot and his groupies derails the thread
Unbelievable

>>745005221
are you gonna cum or what

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>>745005618
roll em in flour and fuck the wet spot

where is the girl with beautiful boobs?

>>745004334
One post by this ID.

How about a full body shot?

>>745006678
So is this the same guy reposting his gangrene dick or do fags like to pretend to have have a below average dick

wtf I opened this thread cause of tits and all I see is a fag dickposting.
so dissapointed

>>745004334
op IS A GUY

>>745007142
better post your dick

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>>745006678
>>745006678
Dirty Baker. Sounds like something on my grandmothers farm.

Also, holy fuck that dick. If one of those girls was ruining her panties wanting to be that Fleshlight and full of the white stuff would you type what you would do to make her your personal breeding cow for all.of /b/?

Pic very similar but a tad paler. Shattered my camera lens, so no access to me sadly.

I think you're beautiful, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. :)

>>745004334
No very nice! Pic of tits outdoors please!

>>745008168
I'd hit it.

>>745008168
>>745008989
hit it with a loaf of bread

>>745004334
You're fat

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>>745006029
When None of your girls can compare to her my own real pocket pussy i got nudes fgt

>>745004765
you need new sheets you gross animal

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>>745008168
Well you gave me a boner OP

>>745011078
Not op actually. I wish though. Those boobs look bigger than mine.

...and same offer applies to that fat dick of yours too.

>>745011356
you got snapchat?

>>745011494
No, phone is a mess really. Just limping along until I can get the new iPhone and. Better data plan. Snap is still for sexting still?

>>745012101
essentially. or just following someones day to day which i want to do with you

>>745004334
You are a hottie femanon

>>745012467
REALLY? Thank you :)

I'm boring thou. Plus I'm not very good at taking lewd stuff, and I don't know how to make an alias on it. Only my grandma might get the whole breeding cow for internet people thing.

>>745004334
I'd hit that~
Too bad you're across the pond.

>>745004668
>>745004745
Fuck, my shit is worse than that and I can still get girls to moan and groan in pleasure, even cum to orgasm from penetration.

>>745013190
Plus my data plan has the survival rate of desert, so written sumt is easier

>>745004334
Sit on my face

>>745008168
Would marry!

>>745013661
She didn't ask you to marry her. She said to knock her up

>>745013497
A N D T E L L M E T H A T Y O U L O V E M E

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>>745011078
What's wrong with your dick?

>>745010119
Post em then

>>745008168
kik or something op? i would love to see more i love thicc girls like you

>>745014785
I don't have anything right now, and I do not have wifi.

I will probably try to join a thick thread when I get a new phone, and post there.

Tbh, the fact that a few people.like me is really.nice to think...and kinda has me a hot mess.

Fuck me, let's be stupid. Tell me.what you are want to do to me, and next time I'll probably be make webms.

God, I hate current phone and having.only.fingers

>>745015693
Thicc op is thicc
I would fuck your tits so hard and blow my load all over that cute fucking face i bet you have a huge ass too

belly pics bleas

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>>745015693
Save this for when you can get Kik.

>>745016121
I do. I wish more was in my tits though. Not enough jeans my size. More please?

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>>745008168
Kik me hardworker1363

>>745016217
>>745016307
I can and I will. Will you give me a taste though? Perf written smut, but dick/mess is fine

Also, if you live upstate NY, let me.know. I don't fuck on the first date, but well >>745008168
Might happen after a few. So I hope you like moo girls... especially if you cum alot

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>>745005146

>>745004334
rare to see a true femanon
those are always appreciated here,whether fat or not

>>745016690
Will do when I get it. Is thick really popular?

>>745015693
wait! kik me too, a8bitmoney, or if you have discord a8bitmoney#9416 I'd love to stay in contact with you, you're gorgeous

>>745017427
Don't worry, I will figure out some way.tonsave everything. Just make sure that you can deal with no condom.dirty talk.

Dairy.farm girls like me are crazy

>>745016889
Also, any mental images you want me to think about as I destroy my panties and think about being filled up?

You should get a Kik.

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>>745016889
Unfortunately I live in Sweden. I'll save *most* of the dirty talk and other such naughty things for when you're able to get in touch on Kik. Here's a taste though, since you asked so nicely. More of that when we talk on Kik later.

>>745016889
Anyway to keep in contact op? Like email?

>>745018643
>>745018640
I know.i know That and snap chat are added.to the first download list...and I am going to drop any condom request.

>>745018643
Also, nice abs. Like really. I want to touch them.

>>745018939
Nothing safe.for. here. Sadly.

>>745004334
Moar!

Horny? I can help with that.

>>745017713
>Dairy.farm girls like me are crazy
the fuck?

I've been in the dairy industry my whole life and this is not a fucking meme, what is this bait