I just matched with this specimen on Tinder, suggest an

>>745001341
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear your balls flap against your taint through a walkie talkie

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>>745001341
Proof

>>745001341
Lemme see that feminine penis so I can post it to my Nazi LARPing forum

Which was harder? My dick before finding out that you were/are a dude, or stealing the Declaration of Independence?

>>745001495
This board is under radical centrist control

>>745001341
>specimen
Heh, tell him "I was looking for silver but I found diamond, uncompressed and unaged."

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>>745001341
How's running the Russian government going these days?

>>745001808
Damn gurl I go to "Student" as well. What a coincidence

>>745001341
Is that leafy?

Ask are you versatile?

>>745001808
did the surgeon cut off it's penis and attached it to its nose?

>>745001773
Fucking yes shit make me spit out my drink! OP this is the opening line!

Noglet noglet what do you see?

I see a tree, 1 big tree. An ocean of trees has fallen upon us, we can never go back unless we release ourselves from trees.

No more trees --- Now trees are gone but not yet totally, first we take a picture of the trees.


Yes yes, a picture sounds great. Lets snap it quick and make it bright. We shall always remember the pine forest. But yes? Yes its done. We have finally taken the final picture


What Oh yes a picture has begun


We have only seen twice as many as a third person has seen once. Is it completely gone or is it finally dead? I think
Think.... I see

What now? A fallen tree has awoke

Yes? totally lets take pictures of the fallen oaks. A fallen oak that will be seen by once as twice of a third mans eye?

We only see now

A fallen oak


has arisen to be photographed


It's the trees I say

The trees are back Once again

And back for bigger powers than a photograpgh. More than a bigger man


That a tree has seen
A tree once again has been taken from us.
Twice more now.

But once again

>>745002015
What's the joke

I will fuck her

>>745002097
She looks like Putin

>>745002454
>she

>>745001341
I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk around your head
Because your forehead is so fucking big
And your wig got caught in the door-oor-oor

>"You and Pyootin have liked each other."
What the fuck OP

>>745002522
Checked.
>Not feeding into their clinically diagnosed delusion to get into the boipussy

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Have some OC dude and stay away from Morticia Adams!

I'm not sure if you're a man or a woman, but I'm willing to roll the dice.

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>>745001341
take me to your leader

ask for pussy pics

>>745003029
roll

>>745003029
Lol roll

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Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to... make me cry?

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>>745003777
GOOOOOOOOOO

>>745001341
Where's the declaration of independence?!

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>>745001578
Lel

>>745003777
Checked

Is your middle name Lisa? Because I'll make you Mona all night.

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>>745001341
just warning you they look Slavic and we all know what the Slavs are capable of