Hello Anonymous! Its t-that time again! Do you need a h-helping

Hiya Miss Alice, how are you today?

>>744987413
oh boy time for suicide

>>744987413
As a trap, how do I shave my ass?

>>744987413
Hi Alice.

My problem is that I used someone else's art for my own financial gain. (I didn't sell it). I just used it for my patreon account and people started calling me an art thief and threatened to report me. What should I do?

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evening, alice

Hey, for once I'm early to one of these threads.

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Knee pit bows, oh my!

>>744987413
>General slut myself out thread, but by degrees because I'm not trashy like those other sluts
You're only fooling yourself.

the idiot is getting smarter. bypassing filters is illegal

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Hey, Alice. I love you.

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>>744987625
Very slowly.

>>744987413
Alice, what size are your feet? I want to smell your stockings after a long day!

How do i escape this cold empty hole that's hollowing my chest?

>>744987793
suicide

>>744987413
Alice is actually a trap, he has a really tight boipussy

>>744987413
Please fuck off.

What do I do if I made my world one person, and that person was forced away?

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>>744987549
Hello d-dear! I am well, and yourself?

>>744987606
S-Suicide is a permanent s-solution to a temporary p-problem dear <4 Please d-don't do it.

>>744987628
Oh m-my. That DOES sound like a p-personal problem.

>>744987691
These s-stockings sure are weird <4

>>744987697
D-Did you need some advice on h-how not to talk to a woman?

>>744987970
>temporary problem
the problem becomes solved when you commit suicide. it's no longer your problem.

>>744987817
I already know this one and have put it in consideration, i mean other solution. Are there any?

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Hi Alice! Cute top.

I need help...

I'm sick. Should I focus on my friends or my job? I can't do both and I certainly will focus on both when I recover.

>>744987970
what size are them feets

>>744987413
>be me trying his hardest to get a gf
>change myself and lie about my interests just so I can appease them
>still doesn't work
>having a good long talk with my buddy
>coming to the point where I just give up
>realize some people are never meant to find SO

So I would like to ask you if you could be kind enough, since I am paying for college and other important stuff (surgery), to buy me a body pillow.

>>744987920
watch your world crumble
wallow in your misery and loss for a while
get over it and make a new world for yourself

>>744987970
Alice, do you enjoy being a trap?

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>>744987738
Thank you d-dear and I love you too <4

>>744987870
N-Not a trap.

>>744987917
T-This is my home though.

>>744987920
How w-were they forced away?

>>744988046
T-That's not how logic works, try h-harder dear <4

>>744987970
I am well, enjoying my last day off before I go back to work. I do have a question, I'm currently on 40mg Celexa for general anxiety and mild depression. I feel like it's not helping as much as it did when I first started, and I'm starting to get some reoccurring brain fog, are there any supplements that could help or should I seek a change in medication?

>>744987413
hello alice. nice to spend some time in here

>>744988183
your problems are tied to the premise that you are alive. if you're no longer alive, your problem no longer exists. there is no way you are this dense.

maybe there is, I mean you dress yourself up in a wig and stockings and post on /b/ after all.

>>744988183
Alice, why do you deny being a trap? It's the year of our lord God 2017 A.D.

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>>744988146
Bad!

>>744988265
Also bad.

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>>744987920
There's no simple answer to that. You'll grieve for a while, and then hopefully set about rebuilding your world and making it more dependent on you than on someone else. And then one day, someone else will see the world you're building and want to spend time in it, maybe even combine theirs with yours. It'll take time though. And it'll hurt. But as long as you don't give up hope, it won't hurt so much one day.

>>744988303
>Also bad.
nice cookie cutter response edge lord. neck yourself.

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>>744988119
You can find out w-with an Alice Measurements Account <4

>>744988083
T-Thank you! It's quite soft <4

>>744988168
I'm not a t-trap so I can't answer that, sorry!

>>744988183
Her family threatened to file rape charges despite her denial. She was 17 and so was I. All contact was forcefully severed by my friends and family to avoid problems.

>>744988303
>Bad!
why tho

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Hey Alice, what class should I play next in Diablo III ? I have Reaper of Souls but no Necromancer. My last character was a Barbarian.

>>744987413
I have a downward curve penis and my frenulum is a bit tight, I don't know if I should go to the doctor or have sex like that, but I don't think normal positions would work for my cock
I've done research online and it said I should just do doggy but I want more
What should I do

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I am off to war Alice! I have no fear of what will happen to me. I embrace it fully. I have seen countless friends get hurt and or killed, I no longer fear death. I am ready. I love you I hope I can come back soon.

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>>744988301
B-Because I'm a woman <4

>>744988238
You s-should talk to your doctor; they may need to increase dosage or m-mix in some trazadone

I keep experiencing debilitating panic reactions whenever I try to practice anything I actually want to learn.

Suggestions? I'm considering becoming an artistic alcoholic at this point.

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I wanna make an army and take over the world so I can make it better, and also, i'll promote catgirls and catboys (cosplay obviously).

Any tips? i'm kinda stuck on step one having no fortune or super poweres to begin with :/

>>744988546
I have an appointment scheduled next week, thank you

>>744988546
Alice, what do you mean you are a "Woman"? Do you mean like a "woman" with a dick?

>>744988640
incoming feminine penis pictures of alice

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>>744988348
What the fuck? I said two words. Here's your (you) I guess...

>>744988530
Good luck!

>>744988588
Start one person at a time.

>>744988441
Instead of wallowing, spend time with friends. They will help anon recover faster.

Aw hell yea, sign me up for the Alice measurements account bitches

So today is the anniversary of the day my GF passed away. We were together for 5 years, but she had a heart attack.

Kind of feeling super sick.

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>>744988417
I'm s-so sorry that has happened to you, Anonmyous. I w-wish that I could take the pain that you feel right now. You n-need time to grieve over your loss. I'm so so s-sorry that you've had to go through this terrible expierience. P-Please feel free to email me if you'd like to talk privately. [email protected]

>>744988348
>calling someone an edge lord
>telling them to neck themselves right after

>>>>>Using a 4chan pass to act like a cunt online

whew lad

>>744988803
get memed on kiddo

>>744988640
N-No, I mean woman as in I h-have a vagina, albeit a bit dusty, b-but it's definitely there.

>>744988546
why /b/ only think about faps?

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>>744988790
Commemorate her loss, anon. Don't dwell on it but certainly don't forget.

>>744988360
May I touch?

>>744988889
/b/ is gay as fuck duuudde.

>>744987413
Oh my fucking Jesus Lord Christ, what is this fresh new hell? Holy shit this is actual cancer in digital form. Cancer became sentient and we're all fucked

>>744988862
Alice, why is your "Vagina" dusty? Do you know how to dilate it?

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>>744988698
Wise answer....buuuut I'm already doing that lol.

A king bows to no one, but she/he serves everyone. Thus I've started by being nice to everyone i can meet and letting them know of my goal. Despite that, i'm a shut-in most of the time so aside from cosplay events it's hard to recruit people :<

To be honest all i can hope for at this point is a miracle, or a zombie apocalypse :<

Wheres the tea?

Alice, would you say that your mother is milf material?

Alice i want to fucking kill myself life is boring and I have exams and shit and my parents will chew me out for not doing well

>>744989109
This isn't a tea thread.

Hi Alice, I hope you're doing ok

I'm a diagnosed tranny but I'm scared to start changing my appearance due to what people will think of me, any ideas?

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>>744988790
I'm s-so sorry that you've lost someone close to you, especially in that m-manner. Please try to remember her, but do not dwell on the f-fact she is gone. I t-think I could say that she would w-want you to be happy and remember w-what it was like being with her, rather than dwelling on her passing.

>>744987413
You always ask us how we are doing, helping us when we are down. Is there anything anon can help you with?

>>744989178
None of that seems worth killing yourself over.

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>>744988790
I'm sorry to hear that, Anonymous. May she rest in peace, and I hope you will find it as well. She'd want you to go on living and find new happiness, I'm sure.

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>>744989027
Dunno sailor, maybe that’s somethin’ you should ask your mom after you get off /b/ underageb&

Alice! Are you gonna stream anytime soon?? We love you!!

Alice, how much did the surgery to create your man made Vagina cost?

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>>744989086
Perhaps your goals are a bit ambitious then... maybe reduce, refocus, and cover more ground towards a new target!

>>744989178
Balancing you time and study time is important, but spending it on /b/ is not so good. Take a real bit of time off and set your mind straight. Incrementally, dedicate time each night studying and preparing. You don't want to disappoint, but don't bury yourself in the boring hell of nothingness...

What do you like to do for fun?

>>744989237
How do you feel about yourself currently?

>>744989269
I have a question if you're good for it...

I also live in a hotel rpom andhave been for a year or so

>>744989297

>>744989430
I like to smoke and play vidya but none of then are fun anymore

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Niggers. That is all.

>>744989430
I may not be as good as alice. But... I will do my best

how do I control emotions rather than let them control me?

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>>744989178
Don't k-kill yourself. T-That's never the option.

>>744989237
It s-shouldn't matter what other people t-think of you, Anon. B-Be yourself. <4

>>744989269
I'd like to think t-that I'm doing alright!

>>744989338
Yes, I'll be streaming at 7PM t-today!

>>744989384
I was b-born with it, so free.

>>744989659
military

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>>744989486
How is that bad? Sounds expensive...

>>744989561
Those aren't quite hobbies... What about a real hobby. Something that truly captures your mind and makes you focus more closely. Are there any sorts of things you've always been interested in but never actually did?

>>744989577
I can't believe you done this. Kermit has cursed us all.

>>744989647
Copypasted:

I'm sick. Should I focus on my friends or my job? I can't do both and I certainly will focus on both when I recover.

>>744987413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>744989659
pills nigga
go talk to a psychiatrist

>>744989430
I feel very fake and tired, I don't doubt that transition is the best path it's just a matter of dealing with the difficulties that come with it. I'm not closeted, my entire company of 110~ people will now by the start of October so there's also some pressure to transition to "prove" myself, otherwise people might start doubting if I am actually trans

>>744989761
I think you meant to reply to
>>744989676

IT IS TIME TO ACKNOWLEDGE.... INTERNET CYBER DEMONS ARE RUINING OUR SYSTEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... BREAK FREE FROM YOUR HORRIBLE MORTAL SHELL CALLED LIFE AND RETURN TO EXUBERANT MANIA... TAKE MY HAND PLEASE AND I WILL LEAD YOU UNTO THE SALVATION PROMISED TO US BY The Prophecy™

>>744988790
sorry to hear that anon
have a (You) and a *hug*
it doesn't ever really get any easier, but there will be others who can help you through the harder times

>>744989712
I would imagine that your friends will be more understanding than your job if you don't have time for them.

>>744987413
Suicide is never an option unless you plan on taking other people with you.

#ChrisBenoit

A-Alice I-I w-want t-to c-cum i-inside you l-like R-rainbow D-D-dash :3

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If one pill makes youblarger and one pill makes you small, I aks you Alice, what do you think you know?

>>744989245
This is sick. The man lost his gf to a heart attack. One of the most fucked ways to die especially if it happens to normally healthy young people and you still have the audacity to reply to him in that cheap attention whore way. Fuck you, get help.

The rest of you should be ashamed for playing along with this sick person.

>>744989712
9734 Kermit has doomed us long ago

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>>744989676
I love you Alice. Hope you are blessed with love and happiness.

Alice, can you rate my cock?

>>744989940
spotted alice talking to himself again

threads over folks

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>>744989766
That kind of pressure is never fun to deal with, definitely. I have faith in you, and I'm sure your coworkers support you more than you realize <4

You're not a fake, but you will certainly be tired quite a bit. Take time for yourself but make gradual pace with things. OK?

>>744989818
CEASE THIS SL;KDHFAS

>>744989832
Understood. I'll take that into consideration... It's been difficult >.>

Thank you <4

>>744989879
Yikes.

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I always wanted to web Alice up!

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>>744989430
I dunno. I get bored easily unless i'm given a challenge.

But yeah... i'm thinking of maybe giving up and accepting i'll never take over the world. Which kinda sucks because it could use some restructuring. In a good way of course.

Is there anything relatively impossible you want to do too?

My life is pretty shitty right now Alice, broke up with my gf about a month ago and had to move into my parents house again in a different region so i had to quit my job, should i just start doing drugs or something?

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>>744989865
Especially n-not then. That's murder, n-not suicide.

>>744989940
Sorry, not an attention w-whore, hate attention, t-try again <4

>>744989676
Hey Alice whats your opinion on smoking weed?

>>744989676
hey alice, hope you had a nice day

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>>744989676
I know it shouldn't matter but ultimately it does, no one wants people to think poorly of them because of something outside of their control.

Anxiety is best tackled by facing your fears right? I'm gonna bite the bullet anyways, but that doesn't make it any less scary

Alice, I want to lick your eyeballs and smell your rotten anus

>>744990126
D-definitely. D-drugs a-are good for you my love. <3

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>>744989940
>>744990045
Goodbye thread I loved you so much

>>744989958
Tru

>>744990083
There are a LOT of impossible things I want to do, even more humanly-possible-but-not-by-me things which is frustrating. I try to stay content with what I have, but always strive for more, if that makes sense.

>>744990126
Definitely not! Maybe some weed on the side when you can afford it, but you gotta keep your chin up and get another job, dude. Things will pan out for you if you keep at it.

>>744990164
>hate attention
>posts threads, sometimes 5 at a time on /b/
sure bud. make sure to double up on your estrogen today

C O C K T H R E A D

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Please, Alice, come to my web!

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>>744990167
Not Alice but I smoke, it helps relieve tension in smaller doses. One thing I realized is it makes me a bit of an asshole as it wears off, weird...

>>744990243
y i k e s

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>>744990371

>>744990164
Well he still commited suicide at the end. So technically he took other people with him.

#ChrisBenoitDidNothingWrong
#ForgiveChrisBenoit

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>>744990126
I t-think you should w-work on a passion project t-that will keep you busy.

>>744990167
S-Smoking is bad. <4

>>744990172
T-Thank you <4 I hope yours w-was nice as well!

>>744990259
L-Luckily my body produces it naturally, s-so no problem.


W-Well it looks like my spammer was l-late to this thread!

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>>744990253
It does make sense :)

If you had to name one and one? I'm just curious

>>744990045
Holy shit, am I Alice? How long have I been asleep? My mind is racing... If it's true I want to kill myself right now

>>744990390
these spiders are really cute by the way anon

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alice on the left, me on the right

>>744988083
>>744988360
Alice you just flat out ignored him, this is why girls can't give advice.

Keep spamming that good shit, daddy

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How's your faggy thread doing Alice? <4

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>>744987691
Kys nigger

>>744990455
i haz terminal diseez that ken onli b kyurd by legs help mi sempie

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Here's all my c-contact info:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter, Twitch, Youtube, PSN, Xbox: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: https://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

I'll be playing an indie game or t-two tonight on stream!

Twitch: celtyplays
J-Join me for some fun!

>>744987413
*Sniffling* m..m..my husbando isn't real * continues crying*

>>744988360
>You can find out w-with an Alice Measurements Account <4
Does this also include bust size?

>>744990593
Do you take requests for streaming anime?

>>744990530
I gave him some advice and it seemed to satisfy him.

Alice is only human, she sometimes misses things.

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Quit ignoring me and let me web you up, Alice!

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>>744990455
>smoking is bad

*bite*

Gummies tho

>>744990485
Maybe in private/if I trusted you/after some time ye

>>744990529
Hot.

>>744990593
Have fun! I may jump in.

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>>744987413
Wish i could be as tall as Alice s;

>>744990593
Alice you bitch, I want to smell your socks until I die <3

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>>744990694

>>744990638
I mean, her chest is flat so I don't know why you'd be so excited about that.

>>744990707
That's because Alice is a fucking man.

>>744990492
suicide is the only reasonable conclusion to these threads

>>744990415
Doesn't sound fun at all...Does it help relieve pain completely?

>>744990455
>smoking is bad


It's prob better than these meds...

Do you think it's all bad?

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>>744989940
What would you say to him then? What are your words of wisdom? Oh wait, you're just being an edgy contrarian.

>>744989766
You don't have to prove it to anyone. You know who you are, so just be that person, even if it's a gradual change.

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>>744987970
Maybe you should take it into account as a solution to many peoples problems. It would alleviate a lot of pained individuals.

Pic related, super cereal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

>>744990776
is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>744990776
>her
LUL

>>744990593
>Hates attention...
>Is not a trap...

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>>744987413
Hey Alice, why are you so supportive of us anons?
Also, when and where is stream?

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>>744990839
Reimu hang yourself you faily tranny

>>744990809
Smoking is way worse for you.

Imagine all the bad side effects of the meds. Now imagine delivering them to yourself via inhaling burning plant matter laced with a hundred or so lethal toxins.

Don't smoke. If you need nicotine, use a patch or vape, but don't smoke. The smoking process itself is harmful.

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Pls Alice let me cover you from head to toes in a silk cocoon!

>>744987413
just curious would you ever fuck a big black cock?

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>>744990804
Incorrect!

>>744990809
It relieves stress and makes me feel funny!

Not physical pain, but some mental pain goes away.

>>744990882
Nope!

>>744990914
See
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>>744990593
She just likes helping anon. I do too sometimes.

>>744990977
Weed, not processed tobacco.

>>744988309
>>744989301
Hey anons- what do you think this gif and Reimu have in common?

>>744987413
I'm 23 and have diabetes, one of my toes is falling off and I'm short on rent and my car is breaking down and still has 4 years of payments left. My job is nice though and my girlfriend is amazing and I have a nice cat and a puppy. Just barely making it through this you know, my health is shit. Without my health I really have nothing, it's hard to stand up most of the time without fainting

Alice is a fucking trap, that's the only thing that can explain her freakishly tall height and flat chest

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>>744991049
They both don't exist!

>>744991050
Hoi that's a rollercoaster of fuck... do you have good plans for the future and how to handle yourself currently?

*hug*

>>744991048
>weed, not processed tobacco

Same answer, then. Smoking is ALWAYS the worst way to intake something. Vape oil, or make cannabutter and bake brownies with it, or LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT INHALING BURNING CARBON.

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>>744987650
Evening d-dear <4.

>>744987778
11.

>>744988061
K-kill yourself <4.

>>744988309
Reimu, gtfo p-please.

>>744990707
I'm j-just 6'2 <4.

>>744991184
Nice try you plastic faced little tarp kek

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Come on Alice let me catch you with my webs!

>>744991153
Traps are fine too!

>>744990656
I asked her for advice privately once and explained my situation in detail. She responded with a single sentence and blew me off entirely. She's pretty shitty at actually giving advice, all she does in these threads is promote herself honestly. Occasionally she'll answer a question, albeit in a rather snarky way without actually answering it.

>>744991180
Oh nice the ol hormonebewbs webm

>>744991247
would you let a black guy fuck you?

>>744991180
Oh my God "she" has the chest of a 12 year old

>>744991363
alice not for bully

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kekekekekekekekekekeke

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>>744991230
*screeches*

Cannabutter is good.

>>744991247
oh_its_this_again.png

>>744991279
I have a beard... neither of those apply :v

>>744991304
Sometimes she's not really into it and has bad days.

I can do my best, if that's ok.