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Hey /B/ I feel very fucking lonely... How do i attract a girl

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Hey /B/ I feel very fucking lonely... How do i attract a girl and fuck her?
I need to get laid...
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just be yourself
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Treat women like human beings, be genuine, look them in the eye when speaking with them, don't be a pussy. If you're not NEET ask one to go out for drinks and see where it leads.
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>>744972206
I am, I just dont know how to do it.
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>>744972140
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>>744972435
Thanks man, I can always trust on b.
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>>744972140
Tinder
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Get in decent shape, don't have to be jacked just not a twig or obese, have some strength.

Have some hobbies, a variety of them to appeal to a broad range of women.

Stay groomed and hygienic. Should be obvious.

Have some direction in life so you don't come off as a total loser.

Act as if you have tons of women lined up, so you don't get all desperate for one.

Get on pof, tinder, fetlife, Craigslist, etc., set up a good profile and have a pic.

Be funny, exciting, not pushy, and subtly sexual. Get girls to trust you, make them feel comfortable, then ram their vaginas. Even if she's a foul bitch, learn how to manage her, because she's still a woman which means she wants a man to soothe her and she'll in turn reward you by massaging your dick with her holes. In that sense I come off as someone who just loves women in general, because even a 3/10 has a tight pink hole down there.

I'm a 6/10 Pajeet and have fucked over 100 women. I'm not picky since I just want pussy, but not into super ugly or obese women. Once I got a reputation as a man whore, started getting attention from more beautiful women who were curious to know my deal.

Not hard to get pussy, getting a quality GF however is hard.
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>>744972140
step 1) be attractive
step 2) dont be unattractive
step 3) dont be a fucking asshole

das it, mane

and to be honest, you can sometimes skip step 3 if you have steps 1 and 2 down
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>>744972140
you buy an escort
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>>744972140
Look up and add Cherry Bobble on steam, you'll thank me later.
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>>744972469
Well be a better yourself then jeez idiot
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POF
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>>744972435
good advice,

nice guy.
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This is probably the wrong place to ask how to get laid. It's crawling with pedos, skinheads, virgins, trolls, and generally the detritus of society. So, unless you want to fuck children, toothless white supremacist BBWs, your hand, a blender, or a pile of shit, you should probably get out more and do things you enjoy- or shell out some cash for a hooker.
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