ITT: Dubs will affect life, for example (if dubs this will happen in real life etc)
If dubs my computer comes back from the store tomorrow
If dubs she messages me back
>>744963951
Darn.
Dubs i cum
>>744963427
if dubs i get all the money and bitches
if not dubs, i just get the money
>>744964283
well, shit
If dubs Trump gets assassinated
dubs we win the lottery that my housemate just put on for tomorrow
If dubs I will be murdered painlessly tomorrow
still gunna be skint ffs
I will win the lottery
If dubs I get laid within the next 2 days
If dubs, I will play magic again.
>>744964371
The God-Emperor will never die.
If dubs I'll cheat on my girl
If dubs I go to school
if dubs my job interview goes well today
>>744967194
Hell yeah fuck school
>>744963427
If dubs I get permabanned.
If dubs, a little bit of pre-cum trickles from my wee-wee.
>>744967326
Well, i guess that's unfortunate.
dubs i get dubs
If dubs, for anyone that has a dog, that dog will throw up 3 days worth of food on their bed. For anyone that doesn't have a dog, you will shit yourself immediately.
>>744967412
You cunts got lucky. Rerolling though.
>>744963427
if dubs I'll be indifferent
>>744963427
If dubs I get away with cheating on my English exam
>>744967435
No you won't.
>>744967433
Winrar, rerolling rn
>>744967472
well looks like im failing
If dubs, you must read the rest of this message to reveal that if you don't reply to this post you mother will die in her sleep.
If dubs I will make it past weigh in
>>744967433
Welp, i regret entering this thread. Now i gotta kill my doggo.
>>744967664
what are you even trying to say?
Also if dubs, you have to make sense of what the fuck you were trying to say.
>>744967560