so the new iphone is coming out, you know what to do >fuck

your idea is shit

>>744962832
This.My idea is you can change the color by waiting under hot water for 10 minutes.We can say like put in water and see what color is yours.

>>744963002

it's waterproof, numb nuts.

i'd say burning it maybe?

it can calculate the max speed and distance when thrown so you can share and compete with your friends.

Something that involves fucking up the camera or fingerprint sensor... don't know how tho.


Or something like
"Do you know, how the iphone sounds underwater? Lets be honest, pretty bad.
To improve the sound quality greatly, stick a needle into every single speaker hole."
And then possibly telling them to pour something in?
"Alcohol isn't conductive and can take care of grease and glue residue that might have gotten stuck on the speaker itself, thus cleaning it and making it sound better.
Because if you can't use headphones, you deserve better speakers."

I hope someone comes up with something better than this

U can open the back to change the Battery, little bit tricky, but with some force its possible

Still comes with those shitty plug transformers that turn it into DC current, right?

Make something that basically tells them to open it up, remove the transformer or op amp, (haven't opened up one of those fuckers) and insert into a wall plug while the phone is plugged in for a faster more efficient charge.

Should either fry the phone or fry the person. I'd be happy with either.

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>>744963666
hail satan, also true

>>744962789

it doubles as a rectal suppository

Magnets, I have read, when applied to tiny hard drives, even ssd, can improve their function immensely.

>>744962789
Maybe a quickcharge function. But like a kinetic watch, so with movement. So if you spin your iphone in the aire really fast, it charges. That will brake some phones