dumb-ass amerifats. europe will take over. You don't even

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>>744960991

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celcius isn't as good for measuring air temperature

http://thevane.gawker.com/fahrenheit-is-a-better-temperature-scale-than-celsius-1691707793

>Fahrenheit gives you almost double—1.8x—the precision* of Celsius without having to delve into decimals, allowing you to better relate to the air temperature.

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>>744960991

>>744960991
i thought that american had a stupid name for their game until i learned why it was called football

We're only fat bc every time we fuck OP's mom she makes us a sandwich.

>>744961448
they named it on opposite day.

>>744961262
oh god not less prescription lawd know we need 1.8x more prescription when we gettin dat weather report

>>744961262
This. I am europoor and can confirm. Farenheit makes more sense for measuring ambient temp because it's based on human body temp, so it's a lot more relatable.

Celcius for anything else obviously. Fahrenheit doesn't represent extremes very well.

>>744960991

OP appears to have no idea what an 'egg' actually is.
left person apparently is a cuck for advertisers
more accurate picture of left person is a black or hispanic import, who apparently to better playing for other countries than when doing 1-7

>>744961866
"Do you remember our first kiss?"
"Yes, it was a beautiful sommer day. The sun was shining all day, it must have been at least 28.7 degrees celsius, honey"
"Are you kidding?! It was at leas 29.2 degrees celcius. Sometimes I think you don't really love me!"

>>744962044
wat?

We measure our bullets in millimeters Eurofag.

metric system was created using an inaccurate measurement that they knew at the time was inaccurate, using an arbitrary meridian through an arbitrary city.
if you want a measurement system based on something actually legit, just take the polar diameter of the earth and divide by 500 million then call it an "inch".

>>744960991
I played Soccer when I was 8 years old. Then I decided it was gay as fuck so I stopped. Soccer is for queers. Oh, we have 45 beanpole motherfuckers kicking a ball around with no contact. Sounds queer, err good to me.

>>744962087
what a silly conversation.
"Do you remember our first kiss?"
"Yes, it was a beautiful sommer day. The sun was shining all day, it must have been at least 83 degrees fahrenheit, honey"
"Are you kidding?! It was at leas 84 degrees fahrenheit. Sometimes I think you don't really love me!"
still silly.

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>>744962308
>the metric system is only for units of distance
>measures of distance aren't automatically arbitrary to begin with

>>744962238
except for all the ones you don't
.50
.22
.45
.308
and so forth

>>744960991
>la galaxy
>beckham
Edgy American detected.

soccer is pushed by lazy gym teachers because you can divide the whole class in half and get everyone exercising playing swarm-ball

>>744962336
that is the point
saying that fahrenheit is better because it is slightly more accurate is dumb, since this precision is not needed

>>744962527
>why could God let this happen?

>>744962508
i see, i embarresed myself again.

>>744962579
allah let it happen, because you're infidels

>>744962376
>claims i said metric is ONLY FOR distance.
it was created using a crappy measurement of a stupid length, then they created their mass units from the stupid length.
then they create temperature units based on pure water found in a laboratory, while in the real world the water has impurities causing it to not freeze and melt at 0/100.

>>744962527
Tornado researcher Tom Grazulis estimates that about 75 percent of the world's tornadoes occur in the United States. Many of the twisters that develop outside of this country are small and weak

>>744962238
The fuck are you talking about? We use the standard system, which is better for measurments. A gallon of gas, not 4 liters. If it's 0 fairenheit outside, it's cold as fuck.

A buschel is an amount of grain. Even your weed growing shit is in teaspoons. Add 5ml per gallon. You mean a teaspoon a gallon?

Metric is a joke, it's kind of like the how dumb are you system.

Just because some french faggot has a kg metal standard means nothing. Just some french queer who made an arbitrary, autistic system.

>>744962591
don't sweat it

>>744962779
If all your metric shit is made into standard units by default, then why not use the standard system?

>>744960991
as I recall, your king retreated after Mel Gibson kick your sorry assess.

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>be European
>see my County and continental zone be overrun with Muslims that my leaders generously allow in
>get mad
>take it out on Americans and pretending the European migrant crisis isn't real

You guys sure know how to cope with stuff alright

>>744962779
and how many leagues to the fathom again?

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Even whiny ass Tom Brady is tougher than any soccer dweeb from Europe

>>744962779

In everyday usage, it's a lot more useful to be able to divide a foot into 2/3/4/6 pieces than to divide a meter into 5 pieces

You are right about the Eurostan Caliphate taking over America but they will do it with suicide bombers, not soccer.

>>744962898
You know what I mean. Nautical shit isn't everyday shit, either. Fuckin sailors.

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>>744962527
I guess it's hard for a natural disaster to wreck a building after it's been blowed up.

>>744961272
Hugh Laurie isn't american you fat sack of shit

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>>744962527
>Europe

"We need to build our homes good and strong so mudslimes have a place to stay!"

>>744963376
They're both hugh laurie you ignorant cunt.

>>744961993
Yeah and Americans do use Celsius when we do things scientifically unrelated to the weather. In my physics classes and all we used Celsius almost exclusively except when problems were testing translating between measures.

>>744963017
>Eurostan Caliphate

God i wish people who have been been to europe would stop pretending they know what it's actually like here.

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>>744963388
Europe: Takes in millions of refugees, still thrives
America: Votes one idiot into office, economy erodes

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>>744963510
don't want to get hit with a "hate speech" lawsuit do ya?

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>>744963597
what are retard.
the concept of "hate speech" does not exist in Germany.

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>>744963558
>Thrives

Yep, thriving all over her face.

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>>744962651

>>744963771
Hot.

>>744962331
>I want to see sweaty men touching eachother

>>744962331
that is exactly what a closeted homosexual would say.
Why would anyone that is not insecure about his manliness care about stuff like that?

>>744964146
I hate both. Soccer is gayer.

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>>744963376

>>744963558
Instead of that manlet Simeone you could have used Klopp.

>>744962982
You're right, simpler units for simpler times. Or countries.

>>744963376
hahahahahha what a complete DUMB FUCK. Holy fuck kill yourself.

>>744960991
Actually, the white American birth rate is above replacement. It's not above replacement in Europe. So you will not "take over."

>>744963507
>American "edjookashun"
> no Kelvin
Fits

>>744960991
Meanwhile Europe is becoming Saudi Arabia. Have fun with that, bitch.l

>>744963376
...really?

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>>744964574

>>744964602
He's a Brit. Has a pretty heavy English accent when he's not playing Dr. House.

>>744964736
really, though?

>>744961262
What is this shit? Kindergarten literature? What kind of inbred, mouth-breathing moron loses the ability to relate to temperatures just because they head into decimals?
Oh... It's from Gawker. That explains it.

Every day this world gets closer and closer to fulfilling the prophecy of the movie Idiocracy.

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>>744960991

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>>744961262
Who gives a shit if is 1 or 2 Celsius more, I have never needed to change something for half a degree.

40+ dead
30-40 very hot
25-30 hot
20-25 ideal
15-20 chilly
10-15 cold
0-10 very cold
-10- 0 freezing
-20+ dead

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>>744960991
.

>>744965058
>literally had to import Nazis to design and build their rockets
>proud of "their" achievement
Americans... lol

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>>744960991
..

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>>744960991
American here. I think literally everyone knows that the metric system is superior. Our continued use of imperial units is just a dank meme.

>>744960991
Lmfao handegg

>>744965383
get out of 'ere

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>>744965497

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>>744965540

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>>744965555

>>744965497
Cause you never really think of those other two as having their shit together

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>>744965576

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>>744965555
Never mind units of measure, these fucking quads are what I'm interested in.

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>>744965179
Ya, but, the moon. Still hasn't been done by anyone else. So your other shit, is just shit.

>>744965624
Are they metric quads?

Fucking retarded op. We know football is bunch of bad actors when they fall down and cry like little gay retards.

>>744963558
>erodes

HAHAHA

>>744965687
it was a space race, nobody cares anymore, we are too busy with the LHC to care about moondust that has already been researched.

>>744965770
They are little gay retards.
Opposing player can walk by and blow in their ear, and they'll fall down and try to act like they were just hit by a car.

>>744963558
If by erode you mean stronger than any other country, then yes.

>>744965687
why would anyone go to the moon?
There are only two reasons to go to the moon
1. To be the first (and that ship has already sailed)
2. To build things there that cannot be build on earth. For example a space observatory that is not limited by atmosphere. But there is still room to improve the observatories in the orbit. So before going to the moon to install those structures, the countries are investing in infrastructure in orbit (and not needlessly going to the moon)

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>>744960991
>ready the ships ol' chaps, we're invading those american cunts!
>sorry cap'n the last of her queen's (god save 'er) ships was 'sploded last noight by a buncha goat fuckin "refugees"
>confound those "refugees", if they didn't so enrich our culture I'd think they were only here to murder us

>>744965987
love how she falls after realising the hit just to be more dramatic.

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>>744965883

>no one cares
>uses time to create picture
>posts picture
>no one cares

>>744965687
Did you ever wonder why no other nation has sent people to the Moon, and why your own country stopped doing it?
It was all just a part of a huge dick-measuring contest with the Soviet Union, and you guys won, then immediately lost interest in the Moon, because there's nothing of sufficient value up there, unless you can settle it properly and mine it, a task for which the light-weight, papery modules of the Apollo missions were not exactly suited.
The US literally scored the prom queen, then dumped her the next day. Pretty badass but also such a fucking waste.

>>744965960
>>744965842


It is strong ... still
It is going down the shitter tho
Whereas the economies in Europe only become stronger and stronger

ITT:
>butthurt europoors who don't even realize how much of a toilet thier continent has become in the past decade

>>744966096
i didnt post a picture! Or did you mean him? he is only being smug and gloating with an achievement he has absolutely nothing to do with.

>>744966112
>The US literally scored the prom queen, then dumped her the next day. Pretty badass but also such a fucking waste.
this

>>744965965

>Someone does a thing.
>My country can't do that thing.
Who cares! I don't even want to do that thing that you did that I can't!

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>>744966056
>japan #1 infant survival rate
>tfw if infants could walk the japanese ones would just kill themselves like everyone else over there

>>744966146
at least we have figured out how to build proper toilets with proper doors

>>744965383
/thread

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>>744966112

>>744966117
>It is going down the shitter tho

You jealous fucks been saying that for decades. Saying it doesn't make it true, then or now.

>>744963510
I went to Sweden and Norway last year, anon. I almost had to pay the jizya.

>>744966191
It's also called "sour grapes" after the old Greek fable, I think.

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>>744960991
these are eggs you dumb foreigner

>>744966327
But this time its true, since you elected your orange overlord

>>744960991
>metric system
that shit was debunked years ago for being flawed asf, although I can agree we should switch to Celsius

>>744963376
your IQ is showing

>>744966472

Yep, you jealous bitches say that every time. This time it's true! Not like those other times I said it!

>>744966494
what the fuck are you talking about? how do you "debunk" a system of measurement?

>>744960991
isn't the pic on the left from that theatrical injury-faking sport?

>>744966494
[citation needed]
wat

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>>744960991

>>744966494
Flawed according to whom? There's no way the metric system is more flawed than the imperial.

>>744966567
I'll have you know some of our most distinguished actors started their careers in football.

>>744961580
The ball is a foot long you tard

>>744965179
... You realize the ISS was originally built to solely dock with the US Space Shuttles, and only was dockable later by Souyaz after Russia added an aft module?

>> First untethered flight.
>> First satellite in space that didn't just beep every 15 minutes.
>> First unmanned delivery missions.
>> First reusable rockets and spacecraft.
>> First recoverable boosters.
>> First satellites to leave solar system.
>> First satellites to explore almost every planet in solar system.
>> First mars rover.

>>744961758
>These always crack me up

>>744966774
That....actually makes sense. So from now on its football for the eurofags and 30cm-ball for the amerifats.

>>744966894
Other way around but you get the point

>>744960991
Europe as a whole has twice the population of the US with a smaller GDP. Explain.

>>744966774
That's not why it's called "football", you troglodyte.
It's either called "football", because it unlike the equestrian sports of the past is played on foot, or it's called "football", because it has its roots in rugby football. People keep arguing about the two options, so pick whichever one you like.

>>744966605
https://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic-31/metric-system-is-dumb-and-here-is-why-rant-1488340/

metric system btfo

(most things based on 10 are pretty dumb though)

>>744966956
We imcorporated the euroniggers in slavistan. We're social like that.

What kind of retarded eggs do you eat that are pointed at either end

>>744966817
You know how the new "It"-movie has already made more cash than the old TV-series, because they just improved upon something already done?
You yankees lost the space race, and then you just kept moving the goal posts and improving on the Soviet Union's pioneering achievements. You cunts can't even lose with grace. Sad.

P.S. You DID win the Moon-race, so you can go masturbate to that.

>>744966993
First Gawker then giantbomb. Such esteemed scientific sites you burgers quote, when you feel bad about your pathetic system of measurements.

>>744966894
He's either trolling you or more likely an idiot. The American football is 11 inches long, not a foot.

>>744965607
Mass isn't weight

>>744964522

Because subtracting 273.15 is such a high bar for intellect.

>>744965432
This

>>744965576
TIL we use imperial tonnes in the US. And stones.

>>744967451
STFU stupid amerifat

>>744965339
couldnt defend those towers though

>>744968069
Amerifat or not, he's still right.
Mass and weight is not the same.

>>744966327
but its been going downhill since like 2007 aka a decade

>>744962527
Brick is the worst, most dangerous building material in an earthquake.

>>744965540
i live in england and literally nothing in my life or anyone who i knows life operates on imperial, what kind of inane shitpost is this

>>744967264
Shut up shut up shut up!!

>>744967168

Apples vs five course meals.

>> Man invents fire on a stick.
>> Another man invents LEDs.
>> JUST IMPROVING MY DESIGN.

>>744967168
Stay mad, Faggot.

>>744968883
Make me.

>>744968283

I know, I was making fun of all the europoors that assume we're all stupid.

>>744968897
Are you sure the difference between a tethered and an untethered space walk corresponds to the difference between the invention of fire and LEDs? The invention of fire actually revolutionized the world, while LEDs did not.
What point are you even trying to make?

>>744968957
You stupid fuck, you're lucky you're not in front of me or id shoot you with one of my many guns. I HATE YOU!

>>744969085
I believe you, but you should read about Poe's law, mate. If we don't make it extremely obvious when we kid around, people will just assume we're retarded, as it's impossible to beat the levels of stupid on the intarwebs.

>>744969261
Aww you're not a bad guy. Let's be friends and keep shitposting at each other.

>>744965213
40+ double dead
30-40 dead
25-30 very hot
20-25 hot
15-20 warm
10-15 ideal
5-10 cool
0-5 cold
-10- 0 freezing
-20+ dead

Humans are fucking STUPID

>>744963676
It does, are you retarded or trolling ?

>>744969166

>> Fire revolutionized the world, LEDs didn't.
>> Lives life surrounded by LEDs and likely sees fire a couple times a year.

Topkek.

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>>744969326
Fine!

>>744960991
Footballs arent even shaped like eggs

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>>744968786
I am English and myself and everyone i know up and down the country uses both imperial and metric dependent on what makes sense. Quit talking shit like us English don't use both.

>>744969332
That list makes zero sense. What does it even show? The results of increased body heat in shrimps?
Pretty sure the continent of Australia would be deserted, if a mere 40 degrees Celsius meant DOUBLE DEATH!

>>744969485
Leave him alone!!

>>744969485
>knowing this little about the history of humanity and the impact of the use of fire in agriculture, war, crafting and later on industry
>thinking LEDs have revolutionized the world the same amount as the use of fire did just because we're surrounded by screens
There are many cool, clever Americans alive today. You're not one of them.

>>744965179
I would post a pic of the uks space exploration achievements but theyre arent any

>ITT triggered lowlifes

who gives a damn

>>744969839
>>Backpedals quickly, grasping for hopes of a fiery redemption.
>>Does not understand word "revolutionized"
>>May still not realize fire is natural phenomena.

I'm the coolest cleverest American.

>>744969975
There're thread on /b/ not filled with triggered lowlifes like us? This news is both shocking and surprising to me.

>>744969635
Most of Australia is deserted you dense fuck.

>>744970067
these X vs Y threads fucking sucks donkey dicks

>i'm right!
>NO, I AM right!

rinse and repeat forever

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>>744966922
We don't need helmets amerifags

>>744970040
>can't understand the concept of fire as used by mankind for millennia nor its importance
>thinks fire from lava or lightning hitting a tree is equal to the invention of cooking, smithing and masonry
Back to 1st grade with you. If you're too god damn ignorant to realize that the use of fire is what helped create civilization, then I'm not sure how to help you.
I can only hope you're not one of those new age people, who believe fire is an element.

>>744970141
No it's not, even the least populated parts of Australia still has people living there, who don't burst into flames as soon as the temperatures pass 40 degrees Celcius, and that's completely besides the point; that list still doesn't make sense.

>>744970188
Your description is eerily accurate, so I'll leave as soon as I stop having fun.