Hi /b/ im: >30 yo >no job > live with dad >Spain

>>744956755

more of that chick

>>744956755
your english is poor as so you shall be poor, thus is life in English speaking cuntries which are the only rich countries and also they all hate wogs so

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dont you fucking dare enter Holland.
it's too nice here and everyone is welcomed.
we already have enough fortune seekers ruining this place.

Holland is pretty ok with foreign people. if you speak English you will have no problem getting a job.

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>>744956829
dont have more i think

>>744956881
fuck you

>>744956911
in what can i work there ? and how can i look for a job from here

what i also hate is leve my country to go your shitty fucking ice countries where is fucking cold go dammit fukcking spain and the fucking shit economy and no jobs dammit i fucking dont want to have to go to fucking north with you fucking muslimes and niggers and cold

>>744956755
> 30yo
> live with dad
> Spain
isn't it like "pick all three" there?

>>744957051

there are many companies that get people inside with agencies as they are too lazy to find working hands themselves. you can find any kind of job that way as long as you are willing and got some experience. or be a good liar, it's up to you. there is a huge demand in Logistics all over the country, you will have no problem getting in.

https://www.randstad.com/

>>744957115
Nigga please, Spain has a ton of Moroccan muslims and Indians. Don't even try to lie.

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>>744957115
also its fuckjing shit im the black sheep of my family since i have no permanently job like my brothers who are proud of their 5€/h fucking jobs which are great to be here tbh but i wont fucking work for 3€ if im not fucking diying of hunger dammit, this fucking shit situation and call me lazy for not want to work in a bad shit job fucking idiots i just want a decent job


>>744957332
sorr y i dont understand some english memes

>>744957510
thanks i dont have any exp only as a bar man but i fucking hate that job

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>>744957628
not in andalusia actually , there are but not in marbella where i live, there are but very few, there are all in the north and more in the fucking north germany etc look fuccking game of thromes with the wihtie walker muslims and nigger dammit i dont want to be lkilled or acid attaked

>>744957660
o god moar

>>744957660
if you say you have been working previously from month to month, you can expect a question like; ''why did you leave your previous jobs?'' when being interviewed. just have some cheesy excuse and you are all set.
as long as you don't show any signs of being a lazy fuck they cannot ignore you.
can you count to 10? you have a job in no time. just reach out to them, because they won't reach out to you.
there are more than enough jobs to choose from, even without education or experience.

i believe €7/h is the minimum here, i could be wrong.

>>744957945
thanks will check

What skills do you have?

Depends a lot on your education and training, doesn't it? Without such, nobody will need you anywhere.

>>744956755
You can make 200,000 in a year if you go do some coal mining in Australia. Work for a year and get the fuck out. No education or experience needed.

>>744958254
>>744958351
i have no skill or anything special, only high studies and medium english, and 30 yo

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>>744958419
but i read that someone cant enter australia for work if doesnt have a high english and a few years of work ?

>>744957660
>sorr y i dont understand some english memes
not a meme, the thing is i've heard that Spain's economy is like that now, people cannot afford their own flats until they're 30+ so they do live with their parents for relatively long time. they just dont have the choice.

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>>744958650
thats true but for any fucking reason, everyone here of my social life have works, a lot of money and cars, my friends, brothers, family etc, everyone have a permanently GOOD job and i im the only one who get a job every few months for 3€/h in some shitty bar because there issnt anything better,

And all of them dont have studies and i have been in university for a year ( but leave )

>>744956755
1- No tienes trabajo porque no tienes estudios... hasta con estudios te cuesta encontrar trabajo decente pues imaginate sin estudios...

2- Si te vas al extranjero ya puedes tener un buen nivel de ingles. Si, si es verdad, en el extranjero quieren a todo el mundo y bla bla... Pero si sabes ingles eh... Si eres el inmigrante pobrecico que no sabe seguir una conversacion te mandan a tomar por culo...

Dicho esto... el ingles es necesario pero solo temporalmente. Es cierto que en el extranjero hasta los yonkis saben ingles por un tubo... pero si quieres perdurar y ascender necesitaras aprender el idioma del pais en el que estes (si no es un pais de habla inglesa)

3- Op is a fag

Come to Australia cunt..

>>744958573
Where the fuck did u read that?

>>744958852
yaves enfin llevo en esta situacion 14 años es hora de hacer algo y aqui no pinta bien joder a ver si me piro a Londres pero entre los atentados y los ataques con acido y tal pff enfin aver

>>744956755
Me apuesto un huevo a que eres del sur, sois escoria que no servís para nada, los putos moros os dejaron su sangre infecta y desde entonces sois basura.

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>>744958935
on internet, isnt true?

Bournemouth is on the UK south coast, it's a Uni town and tourist town and JP Morgan has an office there. There is not much else going on there. Low probability of finding a good job.

The inability to move out because of costs is the same in the UK.

Unless you have or develop some profitable skills there is not much point in relocating anywhere else because you won't be able to make a decent living.

Your English is fairly high level having looked at your replies. Keep building on that.

I think you have to stick it out where you are for a couple of years and start developing some skills that can make you desirable.

The Auz meme, it used to be that in the UK, if you had a a couple of grand in the bank, you could get a working visa for a year or two. I dunno if it's still like that now and i dunno if it's different for non UK passport holders.

Scotland ( Edinburgh ) you will get used to the weather there is a fair few Spanish people about. Nightlife is good people are friendly and even lower wage jobs you will pay rent buy food and still have money to save or party with.

>>744957741
Malagueño hijo de puta, vete a Edimburgo, ya fuera de coña, hay cositas por ahí. Arme caso

>>744958921
can i ? i heard i need to hav esome prerequisites to go there like good english and 5 years of work

>>744959073
>>744959063
thanks for info will check

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>>744958499
>>medium english
hahaha

>>744956755
WOW - sauce...

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>>744956755

>no studies

Nowhere. Youre just another manchild looking for a handout, wasted your youth and now youre fucked.

And ofcourse youll say that its someone elses fault.

>>744956755
Good money comes from good work. You will NEVER make good money unless you go to college or learn a trade. Apply yourself and learn something for once. I'm shocked you're in your 30's and haven't learned this. Fucking idiot

>>744956755
Good luck op thanks for the picture

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>>744959160
y eso ? explica pls

>>744959277
i cant believe there is no job for someone with out studies, this is not the 80s anymore

>>744959374
>>744959374
yes im a failure dammit but i think i can sill redeem it

>>744959206
sorry dont know

>>744959457
np

>>744959481
Tengo varios colegas allí, uno hasta encontró chochete italiano. El trabajo tampoco es la polla pero te da pa vivir al menos en un pisito compartido. A falta de pan...

>>744958419
Haha if you could do that then everyone already in Australia without jobs or at a 50k job would do that. I'm in Australia mate. That shit is even less likely for some non-English speaking dude without citizenship

>>744956755
Bro if you live in Spain are you interested in shipping shit for me?

>Buy stuff, but they only ship to Europe
>Take my package + repackage and ship to US

$80 per mail..

>>744956881
>English speaking cuntries which are the only rich countries

lmao

The richest countries in the world are Switzerland, Qatar, Dubai, Singapore and Norway, not fucking UK or US, faggot

>>744959481
Get a job nigga...trabajo Pedro.

Move to the USA. Do you look white? Liberals love white hispanics for diversity. They're white, but still Hispanic. You could work at google or some diversity department in the city.

Also whose the bitch? Want more of that perfect ass.

>>744958831
>everyone here of my social life have works, a lot of money and cars, my friends, brothers, family etc, everyone have a permanently GOOD job
Really? You live in the south of Spain and everyone you know has a high paid permanent job?

>>744956755
If you want a well-paid job, you have to study something. I studied when I had to and now I'm in a 50 dollars per hour job in this motherfucking hole where I was born called Argentina. So, stop fucking around, you lazy bastard.

I think in the near future, or today already, there is a labour shortage in Germany

Go there

But please be so kind to integrate, learn the German langauge and culture, don't be a monkey who doesn't adapt pls

>>744959481
>>>744959277
>i cant believe there is no job for someone with out studies, this is not the 80s anymore


Yes there are, they are just shit. in the UK they are called "zero hours" contracts. Bar work, coffee shop work, warehouse work, fruit picking work. Those are the sorts of jobs that are available to people without skills and/or education and non of those will provide long term security or the ability to live a "nice" life. Plus you will in competition with loads of Eastern European migrant workers as well.

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>>744959600
joder que mal esta la cosa pff, y encima compartiendo piso, enfin gracias por responder yo nose que hacer con mi vida aver si acabo el ciclo superior de administracion este año pero la verdad que no me gusta, lo hago porque no encuentro un trabajo decente, a ver si me sal etrabajo si no voy a tener que irme a UK joder y lo odio

>>744959645
not good there then ? i have a friend there who his payment is 20€/h but he told me i just cant enter there , there are some prerequisites or some bs

>>744959665
you pay everything?


>>744959714
i can work in USA? i heard is not that easy either, im white as fuck, idk just 10/10 pics i get from different sites on internet

>>744959824
not high but very well enough for be here, like 1500 e month or 1800e month, my little bro got 6k for 3 months this summer in a bar and that is lucky

>>744959926
>>744959926
its too late for me to study i already need to work right now

>>744959955
>>744959955
i learn a few of germanin youtube but stopped, want to continue

LEANR TO CODE

DO IT

GET BEHING COMPUTER AND LEARN KODING

C++ HTML ROFLOL JAVA PYTHON

LEARN THE WAYS OF THE COMPUTER AND YOU WILL EARN SLIGHTLY MORE CASH THAN DOING CRAP JOBBS

DO IT

WHY DO YOU THINK STEVE IS CALLED JOBS

This is one of those situations where you don't want to look at next week or next month but sit down and think where do I want to be in 5 years. Then workout what you need to do to get there, then break down the requirements into small steps, then get working.

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>>744960012
damm im so fucked

>>744960095
Administración puede que haya algo por ahí, vete a Madrid o Barcelona a ver si hay suerte. Aquí en Cádiz está la cosa horrible me voy a preparar unas oposiciones y a mamarla

>>744960095
>>>744959926
>>>744959926
>its too late for me to study i already need to work right now

I did my MSc whilst working full time. It is perfectly possible to work and study at the same time if you get disciplined and organized.

>>744959697
every1 in dose cunties speaks English not spanish,
anyway u wring
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>>744960175
>>>744960012 (You)
>damm im so fucked

No you are not. I had to start again at 30.

There's a quote. "Do not worry about how long it takes to complete a task, the time will pass anyway"

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>>744960105
dude i went to the university full exited after finish high school with good grades to ingennier informatic or whatever is the word in english to learn code etc and make games but after a year there i realize that it was a FUCKING SHIT and i leave and never looked back what a shit is be a programmer i hate it and leave university forever

>>744960178
administracion lo odio pero es lo que hay en mi ciudad pss, y ademas esta muy mal pagado y turno partido joder q asco, oposiones de que ?

>>744960235
yeah i want to study something like turism or something to work in hotels etc or something BUT first i need a job and a stabilty i want and i know i will study something while im working but i really need a job and money right now to live alone

>>744960294
...I thought you meant countries that have English as a first language
obviously all rich developed countries have a population that has English as a second language
except Japan maybe

>>744959665
>>744959665
OP listen to this dude. You should actually look into doing this in a larger context, as in a business. In Australia there's heaps of Chinese that do this "personal shopper" stuff and send Australian products back to China. Look into sending select Spanish or European products over to the US which are commercially unavailable there. Also this guy is just talking about a remailing service which you can also do. But obviously, check in your area if there isn't someone already doing this that you'll have to compete with. If there's like 10 established businesses already doing it , then you're out of luck.

>>744960235
I agree with this anon. Nada viene sin esfuerzo, mi amigo. Sé disciplinado, conseguite un trabajo mierdoso si es necesario, pero que te deje tiempo como para estudiar. Organizate bien los tiempos y deberías poder conseguirte un muy buen trabajo en un par de años. Sin mencionar de que te vas a ganar el respeto de tu familia. :)

>>744960012
nah u can have a plenty good life with no career, im kinda rich and did not finish uni or have any skillz besides being resourceful and knowing how to find a niche. in straya ya can anyway

anyone with no education can just start a coffee shop or snack bar, provided you can have some start loan from the bank or a rich family member, then you work 60 hours / week until you are 60, then if you live a sober life you'll have 1 million euros on your bank

You should be youtuber, after all you are a spainfag

Aúpa euskalherria joder. Los vascos dominaremos el mundo.

>>744956755
This site is for white middle class Americans. Fuck off, subhuman.

>>744960442
Australia is a different story than Spain... you guys have a $16 minimum wage, no recession and infinite resources

>>744960155
i have been like this 5 years ago and 10 years ago i need to fuckign awake already and work right now, im doing a professional formation to learn administration while i find something , is my last year of 2 but i hate that thing is just while i find a job im doing something

>>744960307

thanks man great advise, i will do that but for that i needa job and money, then in my free time i will learn something i want to work in the future like turism or something but first i need money and is hard to get a decent job
>>744960418
si eso hare

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>>744960477
i wish it were 2003 again, i would be youtuber kek

>>744960442
fucking luck

Stay in your own country unless you are a very white spaniard

Maybe it's more realistic to settle with the idea that you'll be working slave jobs for 3-4 euros/hour for the rest of your life. I mean you do live in fucking Spain, which is kind of a monkey country with a bad culture of not working and only partying and "enjoying life", similar to Latin America. The only reason Spain is richer than Mexico is because you're in the EU and get trillions of subsidies from the north and profit from a common market. Leave your dreams.

Soy desarrollador web después de pasar 3 años por Madrid, me pire a Alemania y desde siempre tengo buen curro, por nada del mundo vuelvo

>>744960341
>>>744960235 (You)
>yeah i want to study something like turism or something to work in hotels etc or something BUT first i need a job and a stabilty i want and i know i will study something while im working but i really need a job and money right now to live alone

Why must you live alone?? Are you living with an Alcoholic drug addict? or you want to live alone because you "think" that's what you should be doing?

If you are in the south of Spain i would have thought that Tourism is one of the few industries that are in demand.

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>>744960746
im very white but not milk like in north

i wonder if you ar serious

my skin is like pic related

>>744956755
America you fucking retard
despite there being a retard for a president america creates (and sometimes destroys) about 5 million jobs a month
only move to california or the east coast though, middle america is a hollowed out shithole but its purdy to drive through

Sup b.
I need a loan to promote and expande my youtube channels.
Do you know a place where a Ukraine citizen can get a loan?

>>744960832
odio ese trabajo pero me alegro por ti te deseo lo mejor !

>>744960843
i dont like live with others, turism is the only thing i think i " like " ps....

>>744960906
but can a spanish work in america? if so ill go there i though i was not able to go ther ewith out some requeriments

and in what would i work there? with no skills

>>744958921
Any tips on how to land a 'legal' job there?

>>744960830
>I mean you do live in fucking Spain, which is kind of a monkey country with a bad culture of not working and only partying and "enjoying life", similar to Latin America.

I agree, I lived in Spain for a year, the average Spanish man i met was a lazy fuckwit who was only interested in getting high. Not all of them, I did meet some good hardworking people. But I met a disproportionate amount of lazy fucks.

It's not difficult to be an exceptional person in Spain, people are lazy. Someone that gets shit done in that country can dominate.

>>744961081
in california it is at least 50 percent spanish speaking. you can get a job at a hotel without a degree or as an insurance salesman. they are always looking for bilingual spanish/english speakers and your english seems good enough. the only drawback is people will probably think your mexican but its not really that bad. my family came to america from spain in the 1590's and established Santa fe and now we all live in Cali. you can also work in a restaurant or whatever. its not that hard finding a job you just gotta hustle my friend.

>>744961081
>>>744960843 (You)
>i dont like live with others,

Ok, how bout you stop and be grateful that you do actually have somewhere to live today, you have water and food and a bed. You are not on the streets and not living in a war zone or you are not a refugee fleeing a war.

Suddenly your life doesn't seem so bad does it?

>>744959169
coño! el chuqui de cieza!

>>744956755
what skill do you have ?

>>744957510
>https://www.randstad.com/
Literal cancer agency who fucks over their employees.

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Yo, Greekfag here I wanna move out too like OP because shit country.

I'm thinking of going to London like in a couple of months and trying my luck there, problem is I only have 1.4k euros saved up which is meh. But hey, at least I can couchsurf.

I'm a cook btw.

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OP here will answer in a moment im busy

>>744961709
EVERYONE
is trying to move to london (even the fugees)
good luck with that lol. if you want to be resented by the locals who just voted to separate from the union go have a blast.

>>744961986
I listen to dnb and drink gin, I'll fit in just fine.

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>>744961986
that is what i am afraid of
i heard people there fuck with spanish people

>>744961507
no skills

>>744961359
>>744961359
youare right but i have anxiety and i want to live alone thats very important for me i live very bad if i have to share a living i talk for experience

>>744962036
hahaha if they CAN get past the fact your greek drum and bass and gin still wont help you. they hate greeks just a little less than fugees. also rent in london is fucking ridiculous, have fun working 50 hrs a week for 70% + of that money to go straight to rent

>>744961986
>>>744961709
>EVERYONE
>is trying to move to london (even the fugees)

I know! Amazing isn't it! I'm looking out my window now and the streets literally are paved in Gold.
I dunno why all these people seem to think that London is utopia. It's wet, expensive, public transport is expensive and not very good, housing is stupidly expensive. The hour will go in a few weeks time and the next 6 months will be darkness. Dark at 4pm. Get up in the dark, commute in the cold and dark, come home in the cold and dark. Rules for everything. High streets are exact clones of each other, Coffee shops, bookies and pound shops.

>>744962155
dude to many stipulations. you cant live anywhere profitable alone without having any skills unless you are ready to work at least 60 hours a week or more

>>744962155
>>>744961986
>that is what i am afraid of
>i heard people there fuck with spanish people

No more than they fuck with anyone else.
I understand that there is an area called "Elephant and Castle" in SE London that all the Latino etc tend to congregate.

>>744962382
>have fun working 50 hrs a week for 70% + of that money to go straight to rent

Cool, I'm used to 90 hours per week. Sounds like paradise to me.

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>>744962436
dammit
>>744962521
thats cool with i want to congregate with everyone not spanish only

>>744962524
thats shit

>>744962524
im just ball parking bro. youll probably have to work 80-90 hours a week and give most of that to rent and transport. i live in california and work around 50 hours a week but i rake in a steady 62,000 a year. but i have education and work at a great firm

>>744962666
Nice satan trips, checked.

And yeah, Greece is shit.

>>744956755
What did you do when you were young?
What did you do after you dropped out from Uni?
How did you spend your 20's on?
Were you not aware before that if you don't do something you won't amount to anything?

>>744962155
>no skills

then stay in spain, get some skill and move out when you have something to offer.

Work as a cook, a construction worker, anything, so you can be employable when you move out.

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>>744962777
my father push me to work with him in his bar from 15 to 23, then i study high studies to 25 then a few jobs every often till now

>>744962842
im in 2º and last year of high professional formation of administration if that shit work for something

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>>744956755
Some actual Advice: New Zealand!!
I was in NZ for 3 years with a Visa and made good money, plus had the best time of my life.
I heared Australia is even better for getting money. The minum wage is 18.29 Dollars. Nz is something around 15,25 Dollars. Both countries are fucking full of jobs. Like, I found a job in my first week there! Insane.

>>744962943
>im in 2º and last year of high professional formation of administration if that shit work for something

No it's useless.

Get a formation where you can have some useful skill. Locksmithing, plumbing, gardening,cooking, all these job where you will be sure to have a job, and where you can start your own business after a while

>>744963076
dude im 30 i want to do some of that but i first need the money to live or im going to sleep in a park and eat tuna

>>744963076
>Locksmithing
If i was starting again, that's what i would learn.

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>>744963197
>>744963076
give more information about this please

>>744956755
Not the Uk.

>>744963221
What do you mean more information?

Bascially a locksmith helps people get into houses when they have lost their keys.

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>>744963319
but how do you learn that ? is a official study or something like that? how much time take learn that?

>>744963221
>>744963197


I was in my last year of formation to become an engineer. I had depression and became and alcoholic and had to drop out.

After dealing with these ( took me 2 to 3 years) i was 26 without any useful degree, a friend of mine gave me a job in his event planing business, worked minimal wage but learned the job since other people working in these low-ranked job are usually niggers/arabs/dumb as shit, you tend to stand out as the only guy reliable and able to think straight and get more responsabilities.

Worked for him part time first, then full time then after 3 years started my own business, and i'm making a living out of it.

>>744963435
you really know nothing hahah wtf

>>744963435
It's a mix, it's a trade, so you go to school to learn, you get a job with a established Locksmith and they teach you.
It's a couple of years to learn the trade and a lifetime of learning to keep up with new locks etc.
You must have Locksmiths in Spain.

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>>744963524
yes im a fucking idiot of 30 years

>>744963555
will check that insterest me, thanks!

>>744963484
>alcoholic
I'm a recovering Alcoholic, some of the most committed workers are people in recovery. Good for you anon.

Turn To Frog.

>>744964861
a-a sad frog?

>>744956755
You dont get paid well in any country unless you have skills that are in demand. Being a construction laborer in any country is going to be brainless and poorly paid work

Move to Madrid or Barcelona.

Have you tried looking for something there?

If you go abroad you will be in a clear disadvantage even if you have a decent level of English or a degree.

Everywhere is fucking crowded and expensive. I lived in Canada for a while and I can tell you Spain is not that bad in comparison. Actually my salary now I'm living in Madrid is the same I was getting in Montreal. And the weather and leisure time is soooo muvh better here.

>>744956755
Economic "migrants" are the scum of the earth and should all be killed. Don't be a fucking parasite OP. Go learn a trade and stay the fuck in your own country.

>>744958831
How the fuck do you have all these successful friend and none of them will help you get a job where they work?

>>744960012
The funny thing is you're not competing with the muslim invaders, because they don't work and live very well on the dole.

OP, just tell the government that you identify as a trans muslim and you want your gibs.

>>744961709
Yeah, that make a ton of sense. Greece is being destroyed by muslims, so a Greek wants to move to London which is full of muslims. WTF man...

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>>744965096
some of my friends have degres but they work in macdonal type jobs,

>>744965547
i may try go madrid or barcelona is a option yes

>>744965781
what is a trade exactly?

>>744965894
i ask most of them if they can find some place in their job, all said yes sure, but in real they just send me to hell and fuck off

>>744966270
those fucking muslimes getting 1k a month for nothing and im fucking desesperate for a job fucking niiggers

>>744966459
we are fucked dammit

>>744966689
A trade is a skill, usually a hands-on job like electrician, plumber etc. Not dumb labor, shit you need to know about to do properly. Electricians make a very good living because unskilled people that try it get themselves electrocuted.

>>744957115
Nothing wrong with a bit of ice and cold. Makes you tough and stronk. Also, we all live in the EU with free travel. You're fucking lucky to be able to move up north and live with us wildlings from beyond the wall.

>>744957660 is this girl irish

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>>744966689
Londonfag, lived, smoked pot and had crazy guitar sex with bastante spaniards. Don't come here. IDK if it's the temperament or misplaced fear of the locals, but degree folks flipping burgers, nannying and night cleaning, the lot. Plus, locals are too autismo for your sunny disposition and carefree style. Oh, and Brexit is starting up.

captcha related

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>>744967195
i dont know sorry i save it from b a few days ago, pic related too is the sam gril

and this one too

>>744958831

>>744967294
Yeah, you learn at a trade school, not a university. You could probably find night school courses that teach you. I don't know how long it takes. There are many many trades to be learned. Hell, become an embalmer. People will never stop dying.

>>744967195
No. Our wall sockets don't look like that (unless she's Irish and overseas).

>>744967407
i probably leave shitty administration studies and learn some of that, like locksmithing or something you say,those win too much money isnt ? thanks

>>744967356

German with top-tier UK Bachelor btw. No work here but hard-up service shit. Never had a full time job in my trade for 2 years, despite exp. and masochistic use me politeness. Moved back w/ parents and going to Mutti-Merkelstan before winter is coming.

>>744956755
vende maria illo, eso y cualquier trabajo que pilles te saca de mas de un apuro

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>>744967719
paso de cosas ilegales tio no estoy para marrones jejej

>>744967511
I have no idea how much the courses cost. It would be different in Spain from the US. Basically any thing the average person can't do would be a good trade to get into. Locksmith probably doesn't make much money because most people just replace broken locks rather than trying to fix them. Maybe in Spain they have so many old buildings that the locks are 400 years old and valuable to preserve, but the jobs would be hard to come by.

It's like all these assholes that want to become mechanical engineers or software engineers. Sure you can make $300K, but those jobs are few and far between. We just don't need that many engineers. So 1000 people get an engineering degree, and one guy actually gets the job.

>>744967915
so what trade do you recommend ?

>>744968078
Anything that people always need. Like I said, off the top of my head, people always need skilled electricians and plumbers. They are needed in new-build construction and in repairs and the jobs won't ever end.

>>744968191
In the US, the construction business is being destroyed my cheap illegal mexican labor. But the dumb mexicans can't do proper plumbing and electricity, so it's always a white guy doing the skilled labor.

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>>744968191
damm when i was 16, 14 years ago i started a FP of electrician and i hate it because i wanted to be something better like ingennier or something or medic, i totally regret that dessicion, god dammit, also i have a friend who wanted to by plumber when we were 16 and i always thought that he was crazy because plumber is fuckign stupid, now he is like 32 and live in a town and i think is fucking rich with wife and kids and a big house, damm i must be the must stupid person in the world, im so pathetic i always considered myself intelligent...kek should kms god dammit

>>744956755
get a job take care of urself get a girlfriend live ur life op life is beautiful chase ur dreams be kind.....

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>>744968191
>>744968429
also what do you do for live?

>>744956755
if picture is of OP.. I suggest sugardating, or even prostetution ;) good luck :)

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>>744968515
i have since 7 years ago, i hate her, i want to leave her but i cant because she is a very good person with me god dammit i want to leave her and fuck others girls like i did when i was single but now i cant since im with her and i CANT fucking leave her because she is good fucking food good person with my and " loves " me but i dont love her just stay with her because i cant leave god dammit and i think i will ever cant leave her dammitttt
>pic not related, she is fucking ugly and fatty dammit
>>744968574
i wish i were her, i am a man, if i were her i would be a expensive prostitute

>>744968530
I'm in a similar boat as you. I have an expensive BS degree in Psychology because when I was 19 the jews at the uni told me I could get good jobs in advertising and marketing with it if I didn't want to get a doctorate and practice as a therapist. That wasn't true at all, and much like journalism majors, the jobs just don't exist much anymore or pay well when they do. So I work at a farmer's market on the weekends and rent out a room in my house to make ends meet. I'm considering going to a trade school, but I've not decided what trade yet either.

>>744968515
You sound like an illegal alien. ICE has been contacted. Enjoy your deportation.

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>>744968971
fucking jews, good luck my man

>>744969049
Uni is just a cash grab at this point. The degrees most people get, and pay $80k for, are generally useless. Unis will offer any stupid course they think they can con people into taking. Fucking gender studies, women's studies, black history majors? All useless wastes of time, but some parents paid thousands of dollars to let their stupid SJW retard kid "learn" this garbage.

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>>744969233
yeah god dammit the other day i was in a party and met a girl who said she was a " doctor " , i thought wow god dammit a doctor, and we were talking for a few of others things,

Then a few days later i saw her in a bar with some friends and she told me she was writing something for a daily papeer or a magazine , an article or something about gender related things and said that is what job related

i asked her oh i thought yoy told me you were a medic? she said no, a doctor, and i look her with a extrange face and she said a doctor of gender studies

god fucking dammit

sorry my english

>>744969637
>$300K doctorate degree... in gender studies

god fucking dammit is right.

She probably works at a university writing useless drivel about the patriarchy, and thanks to SJW bullshit and affirmative action, she probably makes a ton of money too. Doing nothing of value to anybody, and actually causing real societal harm.

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>>744969841
fucking smart after all, not like me,

>>744970030
It's not smart, it's the uni system and the prevailing SJW mentality that allows stupid women and "minorities" to get useless jobs just because they are black or have a vagina. These people are all morons, but are elevated to good positions so schools and businesses can virtue signal how non-racist and non-sexist they are. Then the tax breaks they get for it basically pay to have these useless people working for them.

Also, stop posting dongs.

>>744970267
yeah well nice to talk to you

>>744970394
good luck, just don't become like the muslim scum invading other countries for gibs. More than likely you won't get any because you're not politically useful right now.

>>744957660
That Google Pixel charger turns me on

>>744962971
what did you do?

Dont come to america.

We're full.

Llego tarde pero pásate por Mas que tapas en el puerto marítimo, siempre buscan camareros hasta sin experiencia, pagan 8 euros la hora, es poco pero es algo, guarda un poco de dinero e intenta hacer algún curso que tenga salida .

>>744970267
you sound like an uneducated dong working at walmart. blacks and women don't receive handouts like you neckbeard cucks would like to believe. educated women and blacks have a hard time finding work and its especially hard if they are uneducated. I'm a male resource manager at a global law firm and i see blacks and women who are far more educated than some of their male light skinned peers get passed over in job opportunities and advancement simply because the higher ups think having a woman or a black person for a boss is bad for morale and cooperation. its really sad when i see some VP's son get hired without having to work his way up the chain like everybody else.

im a white male in america btw

>>744956755
stay in your fucking trash hole country. No one wants your lazy ass. Spanjors are the fucking worst.

>>744970982
uh huh, thanks for that load of nonsense sambo. go back to blowing black guys, you're better at that than shilling on an imageboard.

Getting lost on your way to reddit's SJW section wasn't a great idea.

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>>744970982
>im a white male in america btw

>>744971498
haha wow I forgot how racist,sexist, homophobic, and down right retarded /b/ has become. I'll go back to my nice job, beachfront condo and size 3 gf.

have fun jerking off to pictures on imageboards and crying about how "blacks and woman and jews are taking all the jobs that I don't want to work hard to get" wah wah wah

>>744971482
I realize my privilege and use it while it still has social currency...you should too instead of complaining like the people you say you hate

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>>744971757
wow, why are you still shill posting?

>>744971969
because trolling you lil neckbeard cucks is to much fun:3

and i voted republican in every election except trumps lol ( i didn't vote for hillary either)

i'm done now i promise

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>>744971757
>racist,sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, islamaphobic, transphobic, niggercockphobic, faggotphobic

lol, you know who you sound like?

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>>744956755
Suck your dads cock for pesos and you could be next speedy Gonzales or whoever you guys worship over there

>>744972160
You must be a huge hit with the ladies

>>744971757
>>744972160

lol, and that little reddit faglord got btfo and crawled away... I wonder if it was Shia?


Also, 15 captchas just to post... wtf this shitty board