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g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>744955068
Week three of patch 7.3 is coming in a few hours... as will I be
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Still got weed and adderall.
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>>744955068
you tell me
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>>744955511
dubs and trips.
what game you talking about?>>744955550
do both at same time?
>>744955576
idk.
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Your stupid thread and shitty porn gifs keep me sustained.
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>>744955068
Because I am not depressed or a moody teen and my life is pretty good at the moment.
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>>744955773
glad to do both of those things fo you.
>>744955912
that's great man.
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i want to stay alive.
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>>744955068
waiting for iOS 11
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Cause I'm innocent and I've got court tomorrow. She won't win based on lies. She can't. The justice system isn't that retarded, is it?
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>>744957851
that's good you want to stay alive.
>>744958383
why? is it going to be special ?
>>744958468
g'luck. i hope you win.
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>>744958468
50/50
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>>744958833
dub-a-dubs.
why only 50/50 ?
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>>744958468
as the system doen't give a fuck about the truth the result is allways just based on the effort of the lawyer.
anyway good luck
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I dont really know actually, I have to start working in a field that will probably be too hard for me, pretty much got rejected for eternity by the one I truly love, feeling like my life is going downhill.
But for some reason, I'm not ready to kill myself just yet
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>>744959168
g'luck.
it may start out rough, but I know you'll do fine if you keep at it.
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>>744955068
i don't suicide because...
is it a bad thing that i have no clue after some minutes?
maybe i just want to see the latest shit on /b/ every fucking day
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>>744955068
you
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>>744959269
cool.
what's the latest shit you've seen on b ?
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>>744955068
OMG SAUCE
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Cause life it wonderful and we have much to learn about space and aliens. The human species better band together to get off this single plant before we die by a rock or something in this hue mongo universe kills us. : D
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>>744959571
i wish i could help.
>>744959799
nice dubs.
do you think we will survive ?
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>>744955068
I'm just now going to sleep at 7:50 AM, and I'd rather kill myself. Fuck you.
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>>744959864
sauce for this then?
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>>744955068
sauce this pls
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I have foods
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>>744959946
i hope you get lots of rest.
thanks for the well wishes.
>>744959961
i also do not know.
>>744959962
n/a
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>>744960002
it'll get better i promise.
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>>744960330
i agree. life is good.
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>>744955068

Because I am happy and live a good life :)
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>>744960002
I never sleep well. I have insomnia. That's why I'm just now going to sleep. Pay attention.
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>>744955068
none of your god damned business.

first post in 8 years, just to tell you that.
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>>744960546
newfag
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>>744955068
I'm to lazy to kill myself
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>>744955068
There are still anime and cartoons I haven't watched that I'm sure I would enjoy and I still have fishing which brings me much joy. Also tons of books i haven't read that i know i'll enjoy when i do.
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>>744955068

Because after 6 years of marriage I finally found out the joy of having a side hoe.

Sex life is awesome.
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>>744955068
Because I'm happy with my life.
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>>744962013
i'd be afraid that so caled side hoe would press herself in between me and wife with expensive consequences.
So how do you keep your side how low?
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>>744960445
that's great man.
>>744960454
i hope you get sleep soon.
>>744960546
glad you posted to tell me this.
>>744961562
that's good you are too lazy for that.
>>744961720
that's great.
what's the last thing you caught fishing ?
>>744962013
that's great man.
how did you meet her?
>>744962094
that's awesome man.
>>744962196
great share man.
>>744962324
yes, do tell.
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because i have a cute asian gf who im gonna marry soon and am enjoying my career and hobbies
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>>744955068
If I killed myself today nobody would be able to pick up my shift tonight. I couldn't do that to my coworkers...
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>>744955068
Because life is great. I finally get to finish remodeling my bedroom this week.
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>>744955068
Idk. Just got some bad news and might loose my house.
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>>744962413
I hope I get sleep soon, too. Sleep > awake.
And dead > sleep.
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>>744955068
Because I get pussy whenever I want and Im able to buy the new operaters on rainbowsix. Also im buying destiny 2 today
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>>744962426
that's great man.
congrats.
>>744962473
that's a good thing you are looking out for your co-workers.
>>744962495
that's great man. hows it going so far?
>>744962872
its ok you'll recover. stay strong.
>>744962977
nice dubs.
hope you get sleep soon too.
>>744963329
enjoy the gaming.
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>>744963374
>hows it going so far?
One order arrived without notice, so I didn't have any cash on me, so I had to send the courier to my wife's work address.

Another order was screwed up because those idiots sell aluminium profiles by the meter, I bought 3, they told me they can only sell whole profiles, so they changed my order to 2x2 meter pieces. The wood I ordered for the wainscot was the quality and consistence of matchsticks, so I had them send a new batch, etc.

It's slow progress, but hopefully everything will arrive by friday so a buddy of mine can finish the room at the weekend.
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>>744962426
for the love of god, sauce
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thread dead?
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>>744964039
cool. i hope it gets there fast.
>>744965070
i hope he finds it for you.
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