this guy walks into the club and smacks your girl's

that's his girl now

>>744945167
Arrange a funeral for my girl

>>744945167
Break into his house and steal all his protein powder. He'll go into a rage and end up getting gunned down by the cops. Problem solved

>>744945167
Complain to his owner

>>744945167
Thank him for creating a girlfriend for me out of thin air by smacking where her ass appears with the rest of her body.

Try to find her pelvis before the ambulance arrives.

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>>744945167
I roll dubs to slay him

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Wait

I have a gf?

Shoot him. Are his muscles bulletproof? No? Maybe he should have spent less time in the gym and more time on the range.

>>744945167
grab a sharp tool and pop his balloons.

>>744945167
That nig couldn't even reach his head.
Why not just choke him out?

is his neck impervious to knife wounds?

>>744945167
Slap him in the face and run like hell around the club. Fucker obviously doesn't do cardio. He'll end up either too out of breath to keep going or end up dead/in jail for all the assault charges he racks up in the chase. Win-win