Any easy and painless way to kill myself? I've been cutting

>>744941082
You got to cut longways

>>744941082
Then you're doing it wrong.

Cutting along the vein=Death
Going across the vein=Hospital

You can buy a cheap surplus rifle in the us for about $140 if you're 18

imagine the infection this faggot is gonna get

>>744941082
thats a hard and painful way. you need to go back to the drawing board.

Find some painkillers and take a fatal dose

>>744941082
Just rub that bleeding arm around a public toilet bowl and you should be dead within a week from sepsis.

Hanging probably wouldn't be that bad

>>744941082
Those don't look deep at all

>>744941521
>hey guys my method sucks anyone got a good method
>hey dude ur method sucks find another one

maybe a disposable grill in a tent could suffice for a carbon monoxide poisoning...

can recommed pills, statistically only 4% succeed with that

>>744941760
*cant't

Dude, you need help. Call suicide prevention and stop doing this crazy stuff.

go buy a bottle of nitrogen gas (can get from welding places and also used for beer lines in pubs). make sure it comes with a regulator

get a bit of hose and duct tape it to a bag that can fit over your head and tape the other end to the bottle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Considered more human than lethal injection.

DO NOT USE CARBON DIOXIDE.

Hell I think you could probably do it with helium from a party shop. basically any inert gas that isnt carbon dioxide.

>>744941975
What's wrong with CO2?

OP Here
Ty for your comments guys
Gonna try the exit bag with helium or nitrogen >>744942181
CO2 causes poison and pain, i think
Really thanks

>>744942181
you'll get a headache.

>>744942181

The feeling of needing to breathe comes from a build up of CO2 in the blood, rather than a decrease of O2. Using helium/nitrogen means you can breathe out CO2 and not get a feeling of needing to breathe. using CO2 does the opposite and you will not peacefully pass out, it will feel like you are just holding your breath or are at the bottom of a swimming pool

>>744942329
Well then that sounds like the best way to kys, you'll know while you're doing it if the juice is worth the squeeze.

>>744942268
If you plan was to slit your wrist they need to be much deeper than that but slitting your wrists is a unreliable method anyway.

>>744941082
We are all gonna die someday anyway might as well stick it out. whats the rush you know?

>>744942329
Not only this. Hypercapnia (high co2 levels in blood) cause delirium. You'll likely pull everything off before you die. So it's just a super unpleasant experience.

>>744942447
Its a non conscious part of the brain that controls breathing. Whilst you can override it, in cases of stress you cannot so it wouldn't be a good indicator of whether its worth ending it.

>>744942622
So what you're saying is you'd still die but it would be painful? Like you couldn't fight your way out of it when you realized it sucked?

>>744942763
You won't realize anything because you'd be super confused and in panic

Thats not deep at all theres no way to suicide by those girly cuts. Go jump of a building, it's fast at least. But i think yo are not gonna do it cause if you were determineted you wouldn't ask. Have you research suicides on bestgore . com ?

>>744942836
What are the odds you die anyways? Like if you panicked and got out of it, you'd have a fresh perspective. Or maybe you just die! Which is what ya wanted anyways. Seems like a win/win

>>744941082
Who still cuts themselves like honestly? This isnt 2010 anymore. Just kill yourself from CO2, You go right to sleep (apparently) and die. That's the way i'd go if i wanted to.

>>744942988
Psh I was cutting myself in the 90s before it was cool

>>744942982
Same goes for burning yourself to death. May be less unpleasant though

>>744942988
CO2? Read the thread faggot

>>744943029
Cutting in the '90s

>>744943035
Apples and oranges anon, surviving CO2 might make ya a little tardy but you'll still look like a champ.

>>744943057
>Any easy and painless way to kill myself?
i did, but yes im retarded i meant CO

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Just fucking do it like I should've. Get a gun or jump from a bridge

Breath under water

>>744941082
Moreeee

>>744941082
just shoot up 10cc of heroin or stop being an edgy faggot

>>744941082
Take a hand grenade, pull pin, let handle go, stuff grenade in mouth. Your brain will vaporize before you even experience the explosion. 0 chance of living. 0 pain. 0 difficulty.

>>744944347
>0 difficulty

Cause it's just that simple to get a hand grenade

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Buy a 100 dollar single shot 12 gauge and a box of 3 1/2 00 buck, boom, if you survive that you're a Godlike creature

>>744944401
Is for me. You don't have a gun nut friend or something?

>>744944427
Or like bad luck Ass Face (Eugene) from the series Preacher on AMC.

horizontal for attention, vertical for results

newfag

>>744944516
>>744941082

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hi4ahSMmsA

>>744941082
>This fucking nigger has been posting this shit for YEARS
>Still hasn't taken my advice
kys

>>744944456
Actually yeah, I do. Ya got me there. But like, does everybody?

Stateside, shit, yeah, you're probably right. Ya got me anon, rescinded.

>>744944614
Just about everyone does. If you are like me, and I suspect just about every friend they have who's not a gun nut, I find him as a valuable friend to have if shit ever goes down. Go up to him, say "You're right. Arm me."

We ALL have that thought in the back of our head, at least I think so. So, we all have that valuable friend (the shit-hit-the-fan insurance policy guy).

>>744941082
bitch if you really want to die you can endure the pain

>>744941802
You da real MVP

>quick and easy suicide

Fuck, anon, that's not even the cowards way out. That's the pussys way out

>>744941802
Yep this thing right here

>>744941082
Ffs helium - but you actually just want attention, ok hi OP wassup

You're a fucking useless piece of shit OP. just blow your brains out with a shotgun cobain style

>>744942329
>>744941975
>>744941802

Medfag here, can confirm these 100%

>>744941082
just get blacked. you won't wanna live after that

WHAT IS cry for for attention

Quick gunshot the head should do it.

I thought the helium exit bag was the way to go.

>>744941082
Punching wounds make them bleed more.