Let's say you have $200k right now and you are tasked with

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Crypto

FUCK THE POLICE!

>>744938843
Smells like you have $200k to invest and want others to do the work for ya.

I could share my idea since you're most likely not in the same country as I and this can't really be done on an international scale. Maybe European scale..

>>744938980
This. Invest in a system and some coins. Sit back and watch the money come in

>>744938843
growing gourmet mushroom,
its cost almost nothing in substrate
and these mushroom even if we sell it like 3$ per lbs there is splendid profit.

in average you can start a mushroom business with 10K

so i guess with 200K you can start it but even bigger.

>>744939181
It's still investing and there's the risk of losing said investment. Don't pretend this is just 'easy' money with no risk. Only invest what you're prepared to lose and can lose.

>>744938980
Crypto isn't a business retard

>>744938995
Reverse image search says its part of a Dea raid... 35 million total

>>744939193
6$ worth of substrate,
40 lbs if fresh mushroom would be produced.
40 x 3$ = 120$ from your 6$ investment

at some place gourmet mushroom price can go as high as 12$ per lbs but i would not recommand selling at these price because its market price and you want to sell at farm price.

Not enought, hotel

Almost owned one and it was cash

>>744938843
Buy a small warehouse.
Buy truck
Buy sprayers, pumps, heavy chemical, scrapers, etc etc
Buy full face respirators
Buy Hazard Suits
Make business cards and give them to hospitals, police stations and other companies.
If you haven't guessed I'd start up a crime scene cleaning company

>>744938843
vegan restaurant

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Crypto is the definition of buisness

invest in bitcoins, litecoins and ETH

>>744939020
I agree with anon.
But I'm not a selfish kike.
> anything technology
> gold, or copper, precious metals in general
> real estate
> entertainment
> renewable energy sources, which isn't super profitable right now, but will be before too long as oil gets scarcer.

>>744939353
Set it up once

>>744939673
?

Renting out exotic cars to chads

>>744939772
Growth chamber

>>744939846
100 square foot of growth room can provide 2500 lbs of mushroom per year.

>>744939181
ya multibillion dollar hedge funds dont know how easy it is. god i wish my mom would just give me like 2 million then i could like totally make her a trillionair. dumb bitch doesnt know

>>744940063
>>744939673
>>744939353
>>744939193

If it seems so profitable to grow mushrooms and its so cheap... Then why dosnt everyone do it and become rich? There's something to it.

>>744940248
you need to learn to do it,
practice come handy

>>744940248
Mushrooms aren't crack. Low frequency of use makes them sell at a much slower rate. Period

>>744940248
You need 200k in cash :)

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>>744940248
in country with low average income, growing mushroom is considered lucrative and easy to do.

>>744938995
Its funny how much less violent the U.S. would be without the war on drugs

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A very small hipster cocktail bar near a prolific music scene. I would make it very clear that it was gay friendly. (two male incomes, no children).

I would make it successful by hiring local musical talent to perform musical shows and pay the headliners 50% of the door, giving the talent incentive for promoting my bar, and I would require them to sign contract granting my bar a permanent a license to broadcast and or sell a recording of their performance for profit. I would focus on up and coming bands that do not yet have a record deal, not established musical groups.

Certainly near a large metropolis, such as New York or San Fransisco.

$200,000 would be just enough to open a very small bar in those cities. Barely. You would have to cut corners, such as doing your own carpentry and decorating the place with second hand furniture form a thrift shop, but that would fit the whole hipster motif.

>>744940248
http://www.fao.org/3/a-ab497e.pdf

>>744940698
even a cripple can do it.

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>>744939437
>invest in bitcoin


Nigga the bubble is popping, the Chinese sold all their bitcoins

>>744940209
She's smart enough to not give you any money, so there's that.

>>744940698
You are my hero.

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>>744938843
sandwich shop with indoor minigolf

call it
sub-par

>>744940828
Good. Now I can finally finish building my gaming pc.

>>744940891
I man who would pun would pick a pocket

>>744940673
>two male incomes, no children

Never thought of it that way. That's actually really smart .

weed store.

with legal weed here in california, it's the easiest racket around.

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>>744940673
you've put a lot of obvious thought into this. But what about the NAME anon??

>>744941081
Market is saturated. Too many stores. IT would be better to grow it.

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>>744940891

>>744938843
A cereal cafe, 24/7, every type of cereal

>>744940891
Here's (You)r reply, lonely guy

A restaurant that serves only desserts.

Call it Just Desserts.

>>744941256
Would eat there. $3 bowl max

>>744939485
>> anything technology
$200k is 1.5 engineers at best, for one year

>>744940829
>invest in ico they said
>you'll get rich they said

>>744938843
buy a super cheap trash-tier pizza place with underpaid employees in a zone full of factories.
Factory employees will swarm your place like it's the source of their very vital essence.
And that'll be somewhat true. Just make sure you're the only and/or closest place.

>>744941588
and by buy I mean "rent a place, buy the assets and hire the underlings" mind you.
CAPTCHA: your begins

>>744941588
This.
I worked at an office building that had a teriyaki shop next to it, and people ate there almost every day.

>>744940248
Fungus is gross and I never want to even touch it.

>>744941430
Mate $5 all you can eat

I would open up a hookah cafe in a college town. College town must have a bar scene, some Arab/Indian students, an urban environment, and no other competition.

Have tall clean hookahs, coconut coals, Tangiers Shisha, maybe al fahker Shisha for those who can't handle tangiers nicotine level.

Serve drinks too. Mixed drinks, and an assortment of beers.

BYOF (Bring your own food) and free wifi. Ideally I would want too spaces. One for socializing and a quiet space for studying.

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A strip club and a taco truck. Taco truck goes around town to work sites and sells cheap tacos and promotes the strip club. Dudes think about it all day and come after work.

>>744941256
Damn that's actually a cool idea... But very risky. What if it just dosnt succeed how would you make sure it turns a profit every single day

>>744942191
but that just sounds clever advertising, anon

>>744942448
Membership

>>744938843
Safest way is to buy a McDonalds chain.

Personally I've always wanted to own and run a private security firm though. (Armed men, k-9 units, Cars, ect)

fuck it, spend it all on blow, maybe a hooker or two too

>>744938843
Grow Weed

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>>744938843
Hempcrete production plant.

lmao at all the cryptocucks. can't wait for all their shit to disappear.

200k is a shit load. invest 10k in social media training so you have some fucking clue what you're doing, hire 3-5 people in india/whatever other countries you can find reasonably good labor for reasonable prices. Pitch 1,000 companies on maintaining their social media accounts. Enjoy residual 70k a month for a 10k investment.

Want to sell physical products?

Set up a drop ship shop. ~$500. Spend 10k on hiring a good ad agency to start your ads and refine your site. Sit back and collect 10k a month residual income in ~6 months.

Shits cake.

>>744938843
Op give me 5k pls i pay you back!

>>744942448
Yeh, it could be one of those hipster trends that are popular for a month. I feel like it wouldnt be that hard to make profit, like if you are buying all your product in bulk and have lots of variety for cheap prices people will be interested

>>744943113

It seems to be a very low start up costs. Cereal and milk is cheap as fuck... Store rent maybe 3000 a month in some hipster area in Brooklyn. Store decorations and paintings maybe 3k... Cashiers... Cereal dispensers, spoons, etc. 2k.

So yeah.. Low startup costs and if you do a membership program or a get a free bowl of cereal on your third visit kind of thing, it could work out.

>>744941001
Agreed.

>>744938843
lyconet com

>>744938843
Easiest one to do is trade comoddities, flip shit on ebay for normies or sell baby shit

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gimmie a small loan of $1,000,000.

>>744942827
How much do McDonald's owners make

Also to own a McDonald's it cost about a million bucks plus

>>744938843
Indoor salmon farm it fits inside a garage and you can sell salmon and caviar. Bout 150k with all the equipment doing the work for you. Sell to local sushi places, fish markets etc

Buy some fed ex routes, or ATM routes. Pretty low risk, minimal effort, very high roi

bro... 200,000 dollar hookers... fuck the business.

heres my few years of experience for you

McDonals is great, I do believe it costs around 250k to buy the franchise and they set everything else up for you. Here in Houston all the fat asses flock to it

I was doing house flipping before those damn commercials ruined the business.

Had a few taco trucks, great stuff if you can find a good cook and they dont steal your damn taco truck.

Mushrooms well if it was that easy everyone would be doing it.

Every business has its risk and i mean huge risk. You never want to waste all your money, also how much profit do you think you will be making from said 200k. All together is it worth it, no, put your money into some good stock/etf get a nice 5% dividend with around 15% growth every year and slowly grow on someone elses struggle.

Also fuck all that crypto shit youll be better off buying gold and waiting as the price goes up thru the years.

>>744943306
275k or more prob more

>not wwyd to my wife thread
For once

Should have invested into a cell tower but didnt

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>>744938843

I'd probably open up a ICA store (It's like Walmart-ish). I'd selectivly hire cute teen girls in the checkout cause it draws attention when the word gets out, a slightly mentaly retarded person for the warehouse for goodwill-cause, have treats for kids here and there. You know the deal.

I'd locate it in a primarly white neighbourhood in one of the larger towns.

You'll always need food, and ICA owners here are notoriously rich.

>>744938843
farming
>buy some land in a couple cities and hire people to do all the work
>???
>profit

$3 beer store

Every possible beer for 3 bucks in different volumes

This thread is better than any other thread on /biz/

>tfw

>>744943924

ohh god yes. all they talk about is that damn crypto last time i was there

I remember when they actually had good stock advice and made a pretty penny here and there

>>744939776
That's not a bad idea actually. Kek

Chick FIL a.

Owners make 100k min. Franchise fee is only 10k.

>>744943924
/biz/ is just a giant crypto meme joke full of poorfags who rely on using robinhood
i went there for a year and regret it

>>744943989
tfw became a tripfag on there just to try to show i meant srs bsns and gave real stock advice
>got the hate i expected and nobody listened

>>744940673
Sounds like the bar just up from my place. Always packed and always got shitty music on.

>>744944048
>owners make 100k min
thats assuming the place is profitable and stable, it takes time to hire not shit managers who know what theyre doing and in the mean time youre working your ass off to run the place

>>744943989
>t. baby boomerfag detected.

>>744943924
t h i s

>>744944127
Chiklis FIL a literally pays for the construction and everything for you... All you pay is a % of every sale and the 10k franchise fee. Also I heard you have to be Christian. Idk about that though

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>>744938843
pic related but here's a freebie anyway

start a repossession company. theres more auto loans out in the US than any other time in history. when economy finally has a long overdue correction, there's going to be defaults by the millions

>>744939776
i know someone who did this, they failed miserably. might work in miami, NY or LA though

>>744943879
3$... for any volume?... anon I just don't even wtf I mean margins and dur

>>744944189
Had a chick fil a pop up on the poor side of town. Not black just poor mexican side. 2 weeks in it becomes a stable of the community. Crazy yeah chick fil a is cheaper to start than McDonalds and you can be proud of serving good food.

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>>744944072
that's because when you gave sound advice you just proved you were part of the system.... man.

>>744944133
not that anon but i gotta agree with him. business these days isnt all just crypto. theres serious money to be made in the real stock market and if youre smart you can learn to do it all every single day. Honestly, day trading is the best thing I've found in terms of making money but anon doesn't want that type of investment advice it seems.(unless of course you mean mining crypto, to which I wouldn't bash /biz/ for that, more of /g/)

>>744944189
I said nothing about the construction of the building, I assumed as much as that. I'm saying people have to go in and buy your damn food and the people you hire can't be shitheads who waste time and money. Do you know how to read?


>>744944278
That sounds pretty promising actually, the one that opened here died within 3months and it was kind of sad to watch it go.
>hipsters being so hipster they turn chic fil a down

>>744944278
Chiklis FIL a is the most profitable business in all the US. However there are only like a little over 1000 chick FIL a owners out there in the US... And the application to own one is rigorous. They want you to be active in your church and all that shit

>>744944217
I worked in repo for a year ....... HELL NO

the simple legality of it all will get you shut down if you fuck up even once if not the companies are finicky beyond belief and wont work with you one day and will another

>>744944339
tfw tried to tell crypto only guys some solid DD on AMD months in advance and said it would go up at least a couple bucks and they could actually make real money
>whats a couple bucks going to get me??
its as if they either dont have enough capital to actually make a real investment or dont realize what multiplication is with owning more than one share, it killed me inside, man

Ive had an indoor lobster farm

It was great but illegal

>>744938843
Fast food place

>>744944430
wait so you're telling me I'm supposed to buy more than one share? You mean I don't just get 50% of Exxon's profits after paying 35 bucks? Shit. I feel you.

>>744944430

I think its the investing part. not enough money

But if you think about it lets say you have a minimum wage job at 18 and every year you invest a few hundred bucks a month, like a car payments worth, into stock. by the time you are 30 with reinvesting and growth you would be able to retire.

people dont want to work for their money they just want a get rich quick thing

>>744944508

lol always though of a backyard farm in the city like lobster or crawdaddies

>>744944639
lmao exactly, that shit drives me nuts. some of them seemed legit in asking me if i expected them to buy even one whole nasdaq share too, i was like wtf no never buy those but then they called me stupid

>>744944654
for long term stuff like that my favorite one is SCHD personally but i'm having so much fun day trading, its high risk high reward, exactly what they want but they are never willing to lose it all in seconds.

I do have $200k right now which I am investing in a construction formwork supplying company.

>>744944419
>legality
>finicky customers
no offense but it sounds like you have more of an employee attitude. structuring the business the right way to protect yourself, insurance, diversified client base and services handles all of that. being unashamedly smug that youre simply the best at what you do and delivering doesnt hurt either

>>744939383
I can clean that #p4d

>>744944743

I dont do day trading. dont get it dont like the risk. I am more of invest and forget about it. The most I do is check every month just to reinvest and expand the portfolio.

Yes like SCHD, also own the equivalent in vanguard

>>744944811

I would agree but its the employees who will be out there doing everything and people in that business arent what you would say bring home to mama types. Very cocky as well.

>>744945093
The forget about it part is something I can't do, if I don't look at it every day then I panic a little. Hell if I own something and don't see the price for 30mins I'd go nuts(unless it is something 'secure' like those ETFs)
two types of people I guess, you'll probably live longer than me since I'm full of stress each day

>>744938843
>Let's say you have $200k right now

I had that amount of money, invested it in a business I owned/ran, and like most it failed. I take a good amount of the blame myself, but not all the blame.

If I could do it over again, I would spend the money on a house to rent out and live off / invest the rental payments.

>>744945172
you kind of have to be given the industry but yeah, employee screening is the single greatest liability. build the right team though.. you'll feel like youre robbing banks each friday.

>>744945178


lol I started that way. God I remember being so angry when anything dropped and wanted to sell immediately. Invest with a good company from the start and even if it drops you dont worry when you get used to it.

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>>744938843
Give me $200k and ill show you.
here's a hint. Energy

>>744945344
I got fucked out of a lot of money early on because I kept getting lucky then got cocky and tried to play earnings
>I ended up being right but the market went opposite for 2days then went way in my odds(right when I sold for a HUGE loss)
It took me all month to regain it and I was kicking myself for it the whole time

>>744945241

You could do that, invest in property with a nice 10% interest. almost triple your money in 30 years, or get the same return in one year in an etf.

I'd buy $150k worth of cocaine and some baking soda. I'll double that investment in no time.

>>744945311

true but that is true with anything

>>744938843
shoes

>>744938843
Sawmill for domestic lumbers.

not gonna say where since its a huge untapped market for such a simple thing, but lots of old retired people with woodwork hobbies, and not a single sawmill in 65,000+ mi2

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>>744938843
Open a Bodega /deli/convenience store in nyc. A good place with heavy foot traffic anywhere in Manhattan. Or near a hospital, school, college, subway station with foot traffic in Brooklyn or Queens.

So yeah... A deli in Manhattan preferabaly... Followed by Queens and Brooklyn.

Inventory is like 50k one time. Rent is like 10k a month. Meat slicer /refrigertors/store equipment 20k.

Electricity 400 a month.

Internet 50 a month

Deli sign/store name sign 700.

Pretty much once you have everything down and you're in a good location... You're golden.

>>744938843
Tattoo equipment. Hire a big tit and thin tatted hot girl as my secretary. Make money comfortably and really don't work long hours or often and when I want to.

>>744945419
Patients and just trusting your own judgement. goes a long way.

>>744940673
You are a gigantic idiot. You wouldn't even be able to afford the liquor license with 200k and to top it off, the mountain of permits and hoops that they charge you in New York would be ridiculous.

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I'd purchase a few trafficked girls and pimp the fuck out of them

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>>744945669
And a cat.

>>744945824

allot of the ideas on here dont know the simple cost of it all

200k wont really get you anywhere when it comes to owning a business, maybe a franchise

>>744942191
As if having a license for any portion of nudity is cheap as well as dealing with drug fueled where's that would burn your business into the ground.

Get raided. The boss at a strip I worked at got fined 80k for one hit. The upkeep for the whores is outrageous along with just keeping it from falling apart.

That and you want a taco stand.

>>744945931
Oh fuck, forgot about the cat every deli has lmao

>>744945931
kek that cat looks like it would stop a robbery

>>744945941
pshu my plan netted me 100,000 left over after everything. people just thinking wayyy to big.

>>744938843
Fedora Shop

>>744945870
Very lucrative business if it wasn't illegal... You'd be a millionare. Buy the hottest bitches... Sell them per hour on Craigslist. Create a loyalty program... After your 3rd time renting a girl, the fourth is free.

>>744943009
>laughing at cryptocurrency
>g-guys I'm an entrepreneur look at all this shitty stuff from alibaba I'm selling without a middleman!

Easiest question ever.

>Collect $200k
>Buy $200k worth of lotto tickets
>?????
>PROFIT$$$$$$$$$

>>744945941
Are you dumb? You can start a business with only 10k such as making honey or some shit. You can even buy a restaurant for 100k off craigslist... Or a convienicne store for 80k. Totally depending where you are.

>>744945931
Enjoy your fine for having animals around produce

>>744946092
this man, cannot go wrong.

>>744940673
200k is nowhere near enough you fucking idiot

>>744945669
Yeah, but you gotta do something that's sets you apart from everyone else. I'd serve weird foods like sliced shark dick sandwiches and deep fried turtle anuses.

>>744946111
If you read the script he talked about buying a bar in New York city.

>>744943009
Are the sandniggers hired to pitch the sale to the companies? Or would they be doing the social media maintaining? I'll be coming into a decent chunk of money (100-200k) soonish and this is good advice anon, thnx. Any other tips or can you elaborate at all on the first two?

>>744946092
>>744946131
OK there is this video on YouTube I remember watching a while back. Someone bought 10k lotto tickets to do an experience and see if he'd get anything out of it... Turns out he was -8000 bucks or something lol

Dell started with 1000 by putting together hard drives

Bubbles Shed and Breakfast obviously.

>>744946116
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/claws-don-mess-new-york-bodega-cats-article-1.2845831

>>744938843
I buy a few tanks, that still work of course, then I rent them out for children's birthday parties. They can't fire anything but confetti outta the tanks, but the older kids can drive em, while the younger kids get driven around or watch. Perfect!

>>744946111


Yes you are right. A good business is never sold. All that crap you see is dying and no one wants it. If business was simple everyone would be rich.

>>744946160
>>744946136
>>744940673
Bars are bad businesses anyway retards... Good luck losing all your money. Bars only make money on Saturday night. Other than that, good luck the other 6 days of the week lmao. Unless it's a bar open since 1950, you'll have no luck.

>>744946191
i have done this.... I wanted to know the chances/percentages. I paid 2k for a few rolls of tickets, got back 1600 after all was said and done.

>>744946191
He wasn't doing it right. You have to review all previous lotto outcomes to figure out the most common numbers in the most common sequences to maximize your chances of a jackpot.

Think like a Jew, to win the the Jew

>>744946246
not him but some people have poor management skills and just want out after a few years of it. ive met a few self-made guys who ended up selling simply because they were burned out but not because it wasnt a profitable business

>>744946210

lmao why not rent out rapists to subs might work better. If the need is there

>>744946207
>>744945931
>>744946116
Literally 98% of delis in nyc have a cat. My dad himself is a deli owner... And when the health inspectors come (like once a year or some shit) he throws the cat in the basement lol

>>744946210
That's actually not a bad idea. But of advertising on social media and customers will be lining up.

>>744946246
This is wrong... The many businesses for sale on craigslist is yes... Sometimes due to the owner not being able to make it successful... But other times it be a use the owner is retiring.


A good way of knowing you aren't buying a failing business is if it's been open for more than a decade.

Other than that, you stand there with the owner for a whole 2 weeks and see the money it brings in and operating expenses with your own eyes.

>>744946373

I agree with you but its hard to stop a boulder rolling down hill. Especially with todays social media ratting out the bad places.

>>744946349
The lottery is compeletly random dumbass. The most common numbers you think about is only a coincidence.

The next lottery numbers can be 1 2 3 4 5 and PowerBall 6. There are no magic numbers.

>>744943504
Yep, no regrets there

>>744946452
nothing a name change and a well advertised 're-opening' cant fix

>>744946443


good idea but now will a successful business that has been running for a over a decade cost 200k. HELL NO.

>>744946335
Why the fuck did you quote me with honest business advice? I said I was going to open a New York deli that sold shark dick sandwiches and fried turtle anuses.....

>>744946200
Bubbles are good.

>>744946527

I have seen too many businesses fail even after this. Play the odds and opening up a business just isnt a good way to invest money.

>>744946573


cause your idea was brilliant to him

cough hipster cough

>>744946557
Well... If after all expenses the owner of the business make like 100k in his pocket every year... Then hell yes... That's about how much it would cost if it brings in like 100k in pure profit after expenses. You'll make back your money after 2 years of working. If it brings in 50k... Then no.. Def wouldn't cost that much.

>>744946573
Oh shit I probably quoted the wrong person by mistake kek

>>744946656

If you can get that sure, that would be great. The most common theme I have seen for a successful business to sell is 5 years worth of profit. So a business that makes 100k a year in profit will run you around 500k to buy, but that has been here in the south.

>>744946650
>>744946672
haha lulz I'm losing my shit at the thought of someone considering it and showing a bank their business model.

>>744945824
You do realize that you can buy bars that already have all of that right?

https://www.bizbuysell.com/new-york/bars-and-taverns-for-sale/

Invest in
>Wood
>The energy
>Metal
>Rarities
Watch the money come in quick

Some businesses ads ok to buy at a very low price. So mething that's worth 600k should be sold for 75k if business is inactive.


Have to do a lot of homework though.

I could buy one right now but he won't sell for less than 90 and he wants to keep half of the building lol.

>>744945824
>>744946136

http://nymag.com/guides/changeyourlife/16045/

>>744946804
Yeah here in my city it's usually 3 years for say 100k. 2 years is kinda pushing it but possible. 5 years is very rare or non existant at all.

>>744939353
>all you need to grow mushrooms is substrate for $6

what about your overheads you fuckwit

>>744946927
Total Start-up Costs
$110,000

This. All these idiots in this thread are just talking out of their ass.
"You shouldn't even try because I imagine it would be expensive"

Kill Yourselves.

>>744946890
When buying an already established business, always low ball to the lowest fucking price possible. They want 150k? They are dreaming and are delusional. Say you'll pay 80k no more no less. All cash.

Also if it's something like a restaurant... Avoid avoid avoid. It's better to just open your own restaurant and start from scratch and steal thier menu.

>>744946520
It's a matter of opinion I guess. Oh well, we're both right.

>>744946955

Not too bad. 200k just isnt what it used to be

>>744946927
What a bunch of shitty business ideas that link has. Handbag store? Lol

I don't. You've given me the money, so I do what I want. First, I pay my rent for a year. Second, pay off my debts/bills. Third, upgrade my home and cookware. Fourth, bank half the remaining amount in a savings account. Finally, put the rest towards food, clothes, and buy huge shares in gold and other currently-successful stocks.
>Never work again
>Only have to keep an eye on the stock market daily between 9 and 3.
>Can enjoy life consequence-free

>>744947143
Ikr? As if women buy stuff. Yesh.

>>744938980
gambling is ilegal in most states.

>>744947172
If a woman wants to buy a handbag, she will buy it from Macy's or some shit. Not some crap tier special handbag store

>>744940209
You sound like a 14yr old with mother issues

If I spontaneously had $200k, I'd open a military themed bar with military discounts in the city I live in. Lots of military come through or live there, so it'd probably blow up pretty easily. I've also been in the restaurant/bar business for awhile, so I have a pretty good idea of how to run things as well as having experienced contacts for management, accounting, bartending, and bouncing.

Or this.
>>744938980

>>744947027

A business does not just open and make a profit you have to keep it running from your own pocket for 6 months to a year. It is expensive, no one opens a brick and morter and makes a profit the first month.

>>744938843
grow cannabis where it's illegal

>>744947155

Yes you dont have to have a millionares life. A simple worry free life is a great start and slowly grow from there.

200k is not that much in us. you can always open a shop with something bt you never know if its gona gein profit, and renting space is expensive. i would go atm in cryptocurency. it can blowout 2x/3x more in near future ( you never know) and from 200k you gona make milions.

>>744947285
Not 6 months to a year. 3 months. If your business still isn't profitable after 3 months, it's a sure sign that it's failing and it's time to either switch tactics or accept the fore-coming failure. About 50% make it past the 3 months of hell and recover... Others aren't so lucky.

Many businesses lose money when they first start... The don't actually start to see a profit until like the 6th month

>>744946805
>bank

you have 200k as a given in the OP

why are you at a bank you cuck

>>744938843
I started a video game company. Made $40k last year. Not great, but it's a start. It's a lot of work though.

>>744938843
In the UK, so you would have to convert back to dollars but:
Minimum mortgage deposit requirements are about 10%.
In my city you could buy a 100k appartment and let it our for about 600 a month
So do that 20 times, 20 properties and bar a few repairs etc your looking at a business that churns out around 144,000 before taxes.
Don't know the tax arrangements over there, but most of that will probably go back into paying the debts so in effect its tax free because you aren't making any profit, just paying of liabilities.
Once mortgages paid off, either repeat or retired. Minimum upfront effort, decent and stable returns.

>recieve $200K
>invest half of it in fine art and precious metals, put the rest in bank account
>no chance of bankrupting myself through the most painstaking way possible, by starting a business
>sit back and wait as the money multiplies
easy

Invest in star wars

>>744947483

that is great keep up with it as long as there is a profit you can live off of

>>744947483
If I knew how to make games, I would be a millionare by now. I have the money to advertise... And I have the ideas for awsome games... Unfortunately I don't know how to make games.

>>744946131

Yeah because there is no such thing as taxes. And you might have to go halfsies with a guy that spent 1 or 2 bucks.

>>744946621
well that risk is always there with any business but this isnt playing odds. you get to meet the person, get an in depth view on how they run their business, the finances. even worst case you may get to borrow a few good ideas for yourself you see, convince them to split up pieces if you already have a related business, possibly network. theres just way to much potential there to dismiss businesses for sale like that.

investing money and making money are two different things

>>744947427
read the quote trail. I was saying it would be funny if someone pitched the deli idea to a bank. or don't dickbutt.

>>744947509
>>recieve $200K
>>invest half of it in fine art and precious metals
100K in those, lolz
you must be Warren Buffet

>>744946335

In Cleveland maybe. In key west, vegas, la, ny, and New Orleans great bars can afford to take their entire staff on vacation. Just need hot girls or hot guys for gay bars in a location with a lot of foot traffic.

>>744947051
It's a rental service with established accounts

He just said show how much you have

Not OP but I need advise guys


OK I read this whole thread and this
>>744941256

Seems to be the most interesting. Low start up costs and unique. I might actually consider doing this. Anyone have any ideas? The shop will be colorful. It will have all kinds of cereal. 2.99 a bowl.

Should it sell something else other than just exclusively cereal? I mean cereal is known as a breakfast food. What about lunch time?

Any other ideas for a cereal bar/ cereal Cafe?

>>744947738
Advice, don't set it up in the UK

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/27/shoreditch-cereal-cafe-targeted-by-anti-gentrification-protesters

Someone already did and it got smashed up, brits don't like success or ambition. Think of it as somewhere between old school USSR and Mecca.

>>744946349

I did that the numbers with the lowest frequency are at 1% and the disproportionately higher frequency numbers are 3-4% basically not improving your chances at all.

>Give $200,000 to televangelist
>Sit back and wait for my blessing to come rolling in
>Eventually wealth
>Ferrari

>>744947928

You're an idiot it has nothing to do with success or ambition

Marijuana Dispensary.

>>744947928
This is actually kinda true. I live in a very poor part of the city with loads of crime and some savvy business owner decided to open up a vegan bar on the other side of social housing. Within two weeks the window was smashed and somebody was shot outside.

>>744947738

There is already one in ny. Enjoy your copyright lawsuit.

>>744948024
>calls me idiot
>says nothing to rebut me
Sure m8

>>744941493
In my country, engineers get paid about 18-25k € anually on average so it would actually work.

>>744947738
Maybe have some original cereals that you could sell packaged as well instead of just other brands.

Not sure and I'll never try because the only life I want to be responsible for ruining is what's left of my own.

>>744948134
Motion denied it's free for all :)

>>744943306
I know a dude who owns mcdonalds, its probably the most visited one in my country so other mcs may not make as much. He paid like 900k for license, construction and everything and earned it back in 1.5 year so it makes about 600k a year.

Paid shelter

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>>744940828
Ur on the 15 min chart there bud almost meaningless if he's long term

>>744948134
Which one is it? If you're talking about the Kelloggs one, they shut it down. Also it isn't copyright dumbass. So why isn't McDonald's going after burger King? Or taco Bell going after some Mexican restaurant?

>>744948421
There are several actually: KITH Treats, Milk bar, Milk & Cream Cereal bar... you have to prove that your idea is radically different than theirs. And the lawsuits will come out of the blue.

>>744941588
>>744941740
THIS.

I have money, don't ask what I do with it, its none of your business, fuck you.

My X=wife once said to me I should buy a restaurant and I said fuck off.

Thena few weeks later, I was standing with my kid at McDs. I said, "You know what crazy shit your mother said the other day?"

She said yeah, don't do it. I told her not to ask.

spend it all on booze and drugs.

die young(ish). not give a fuck.

>haha cryptos are so good anon
>you can double your money, maybe even triple!!!!!

You can also double your money throwing 200k on a hand of blackjack. Feel free throwing thousands into unstable, unsecured dangerous 'currencies'

>>744945958
Where do you live, Poland?

>>744948421

Dude, they sue each other all the time. Their legal teams can handle it like samsung and apple. A startup usually can't.

>>744948571
They can't sue him for opening a cereal bar there is no intellectual property involved

$200,000 isn't much of a start up, but I could make do. I would open a gun shop. An FFL is relatively inexpensive. I could easily start online buying/selling and then move to a brick and mortar store when I have enough cash.

I would open a gaybar in Amsterdam. And in all other big cities in the world. Lets dance together gays and muslims

>>744948571
Well if there are already 3 different cereal cafes all of which are presumably successful already, a 4th wouldn't hurt if it's in a good location. They all seem to be selling the same shit.

Ice cream cereal, cereal with milk, and cereal milkshakes.

>>744948624
It goes too easy. You have to invest and live cheapo.

>>744948673
A bar,
Cereal,
The layout,
The service model,
The payment methods,
The logos,

Give lawyers a reason to fuck with you, & they will. Don't give them one, they still will.

>>744948778
>>744948673
>A bar,
??
>Cereal,
Yes you can use any cereal in your business. Just like your local restaurant uses heinz ketchup or Poland spring water.
>The layout,
? Every layout is unique
>The service model,
There's no service involved. Just buy your shit, pay for it, and sit down with your cereal?
>The payment methods,
??
>The logos,
Use your own logo.
>Give lawyers a reason to fuck with you, & they will. Don't give them one, they still will.

Literally nothing you've mentioned makes sense. Just make your own cereal bar with your own logo and everything and there shouldn't be a problem. You have nothing to do with the other ones.

>>744948778
You are dumb right, everything you mentioned except the the logos cannot be considered as intellectual property. If that was the case everyone would stop doing business. And big corporations don't really a fuck about small and new businesses. They wouldn't want to waste their resources for a small fry

>>744948695
nice bait, m8.

Bio farms
>200k starting

Friendly Bump 5

>>744949463
I think thread will die :/

>>744938843
this sounds like someone's homework assignment, but whatever...
>>paid web viewing reality show "Drink Talk."
>rent location with full utilities and access to broadband internet connectivity.
>furnish location with a small bar and a comfortable conversation/lounge area with small couches or love seats around a table.
>four webcams to cover the conversation area
>invite six random, but attractive, young women to come to location to drink alcohol and talk about different topics.
>"performers" will be paid a flat percentage of money made while they are live on cam. This will help encourage them to be more entertaining.
because let's face it, watching women get drunk and flirty can be very entertaining.
>Bartender is the show host. He makes sure the "performers" have all the alcohol the drinks they want, and will ask them questions to help keep them talking, debating, arguing, or even fighting.
>recording and image archives available for additional fee
>new show every day, live and uncensored
>different "Performers" as much as possible until there is a fan base with favorites
>Bonus channel for subscribers that want it, a side area where a performer can address/vent to the audience without the others knowing what is said.

>>744949636
this sounds absolutely unbearable to watch

>>744949636
This just sounds like a youtube channel someone can do. It is youtube cash in the end though. More subscribers... More cash

>>744938843
definitely wait 5-10 years and be the first one to start growing weed here when it's legalised

>>744949776
I feel the same way about "Big Brother," "The Bachelor," and just about every other famous reality TV shows that are making bank.
>>744949777
Youtube could be used to host edited/censored segments, and would help advertise the subscription site for people that want to see the uncensored and/or live feeds.

>>744938843
I always had this idea for "Anons Clean Piss Emporium"

Basically buy clean piss and sell it to people who have to take drug tests.

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>>744944346
I agree about the stock market. I average about 3% a month swing trading.

With $200k and only reinvesting that amount, pocketing the returns, I'd make $6,000 a month. Government will take a chunk of that, but even at $4k a month I'm making a ton of money just jacking myself off

>>744938843
>buy decent camera 4k$
>buy enema 5$
>buy cocaine for 195.995$
>use enema to clean asshole
>set up camera
>insert cocaine in your asshole until you pass out
>upload video after waking up
>repeat process until death or cocaine is done
>become internet-famous as the amazing cocaine anal man
>live off that fame for the rest of your life
Just imagine all the drug-documentaries that would pay for your expertise.>>744938843

>>744950459
How would this be taxed?

>>744950399
I used to swing trade like a big boy and make or lose 10% every night. With day trading I'm averaging 10% a day, I imagine this won't scale for too long though and I will be forced to invest elsewhere(I've been looking heavily into where I can put money and I'm REALLY thinking about farming on the side)

>>744950399
>>744950565
also potentially being a shitter 'guru' on youtube and making my own chatroom for more income from people who don't know shit and just like flashy numbers

>>744950545
Depends on which country you live in i guess.

>>744950641
I think Id like to live in a world where I could write off cocaine as a business expense.

>>744950565
Did you consider blowing blow up your ass?

>>744950565

I always hear people shout out numbers like these but never last long with them. I play for the long term. Leave the kids something they can live off of

Swimming pool cleaning service. I would buy a couple of crews and a route in a good area. Hire pool cleaners to drive the routes.

Can you start up a real estate agency with 200k? You could buy a house for, say 100k and fix it up really well for 10k and then sell it for 200k, couldn't you?

>>744938843
24hr car wash. make money while you sleep

>>744951219
>>744951219

not anymore, it used to be that easy. buy a house for 25k spend 10k to fix it. sell it for 85k.

now because the market has been so flooded most houses are selling at market value and people are making the money off of the interest when they self finance. Of course these are people with waaayyyy more money than 200k

>>744951372

darkey thieves at night

zero profit

>>744938843
storage rentals