>no faces of /b/ thread Everyone get in here, let's

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>>744911261 Dillywapper

whats up pedro, you child touching jalapeño?

>>744911910
Stephanie coldbeer

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Went on a hike the other day, whats up fam?

>>744911261
You look like an Italian pornstar

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I dont know how i feel about this but r8 me out of 10

More like feces of /b/.

This belongs in /soc/, faggots.

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>>744912845
that's fuckin generous of you

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>>744911261
You look like one of the weed dealers that i knew in the high school, just need a little bit of more facial hair.

>>744913449
baby chad

>>744913449
Would finger his butthole and stuff. Cute. No homo.

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Here a picture I used for the drinking thread.

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I'm the fat fuck

>>744914624
just need a fedora and you'll make the perfect atheist

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>>744913191

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>>744914874
which one? also rate

>>744915126
Hahahaha the only fat one /b/ruh.. The front kik

>>744915126
no way this can be you
are you some british gentleman or something?

>>744915126
That's not you dog

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Rate?

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Rate? Be honest.

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roast me

>>744916561
You look like you wear DCs and by weed for $40 a gram.

>>744915442
Spanish to be exact.

>>744915126
FUCK...i'd service your boots 25/8

>>744915126
You look fucking badass, you must get all the qt pis

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Eh why not

>>744913449
age?

>>744916487
you canadian?

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>>744911261

kind of defeats the purpose of an anonymous message board. I thought summer was over.

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Suh my dudes

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snek

>>744917811
floridian?

>>744912032

>all those curls

10/10 would marry

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Fuck it. I look like a homeless motherfucker but might as well

>>744917875
Naw man. Louisianan

>>744913449

you are handsome

>>744914450

i would love to have sex with you

>>744918058
circumcised in that fine state?

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>>744913449

You look like Mat Pat

>>744914624

jesus christ that facial hair

>>744915126

you pull off classic fairly well.

>>744918147
Nope. Texas.. Why?

>>744916561
>>744916728


you look cute. got more?

>>744917696

there are many reasons why. and you are one of them. please do not.

>>744917760

>i thought summer was over

theres actually MORE of these threads in the other seasons, they've been a daily occurrence for years now.

a little ironic that you didn't notice

>>744918245
just wondering. are you glad for it? and were you also left with a thin brownish ring from being snipped?

>>744917811

fix your hair and you'd be perfect

>>744918245

ignore him. he purposely creates these threads specifically to ask you increasingly weird questions about your circumcision, then will ask questions about your brothers circumcision, then will ask you for sexual experiences and nudes of your siblings

>>744918474
not true

>>744917738
I'm American

Hey dudes, I'm just gonna let you know right now: I'm saving all of your pictures for later use.

Thanks. :)

>>744918360
Feel that. Literally just got back from the gym. And I don't have time to get a haircut. Fml

>>744918474
Yeah I didnt plan to respond again. Fucking fags.

>>744918541

very true.

>>744918565

>fuckin fags

sure a fag asked you weird questions about your circumcision, but another fag was the one who warned you about what he does.

just sayian.

>>744918551
circumcised then?

>>744918638
Not going to answer that.

>>744918565
;) don't be ashamed of your cut dick brah

>>744918622
Was directed to circumcision fag.

>>744918679
is not >>744918551

>>744918698

i usually dont get uppity about the grouping of people together bit, but the irony here was kinda funny so i thought id point it out.

>>744918551
And, age?

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>>744915126
sup /b/ro, rare to find another riderfag on these boards

on the left btw

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>>744918703
I posted both of those

>>744918551
or were ya permitted to keep your dickskin?

>>744918940
>midwesterner/10

>>744918814
You're both way cuter than that spic is

>>744918814

sexy men

>>744919016
I was born in Illinois, moved to California, then moved to Texas. So, I'm technically a midwesterner even though I don't sound like one.

>>744919136
and did an illinois doctor snip ya?

>>744919185
Not going to answer that

>>744919216
y not? the great bulk of white dudes in illinois are cut. were you an exception?

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>>744915126
http://www.cavalleriatoscana.it/advertising-campaign-cavalleria-toscana-spring-summer-2017/

literally not even flipped.

>>744919216
Plz answer

>>744916209
I'm subscribed to this dude

>>744919136
You a steer or a queer?

>>744919761
Both

>>744919400
Am uncut lol jesus christ

>>744919761
Neither, but I like the Full Metal Jacket reference

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>>744919870
You're not me faggot

>>744917962
haha i thought you were charlie from its always sunny from the thumbnail, which aint bad

>>744919928
and...does your D still have its full jacket?

>>744919281
You weird faggot go jerk off to your baby brother. Obviously a fucking pedophile. Go off yourself you worthless fuck because the prison inmates are going to do it for you but they will run the longest train ever on you. Sounds like it will be a good time for you huh

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hello fgts

>>744920015
Yus

>>744920212
Awesome dude! You should feel lucky

>>744920013
Hahaha you're so right! Didn't even look until you said that! If you glimpse over he looks identical

>>744916646
Guys that look like that don't buy overpriced weed because they don't even have a job

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Hey hey hey

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im a sad boy

>>744917962
>>744920013
also realized we have the same exact pillowcase which is fuckin tite

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>>744920212
>>744920238
Stop pretending to be me you faggots.

>>744920615

ha

>>744920597
Id suck your feminine penis

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hey.

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h e l l o
f r o m
a f r i c a

>>>/soc/
>>>/mlp/

>>744920745
Timestamp?

>>744920176
>>744920765
You're not bad looking
>no homo

>>744920597
your not a boy.

>>744920765
South African? Namibian?

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>>744920933
last i checked i am
that would be pretty hard for me to get wrong

>>744921069
south african yeah.
should probably go to bed, its almost 530am

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Rate pls

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>>744911261
Hey fags

What the fuck what's up with all the cute/hot dudes on /b/ these days??

- a femanon

>>744913449
please be bi

>>744916561
Black Dahlia Murder is decent. Prefer Dillinger though.

>>744921369
tits and timestamp

>>744920704
are ya cut then?

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>>744921153
would fck your boipussy.
This is me.

>>744921369
You're fucking with us, anon. Time stamp or gtfo

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>>744921369
Any cute or hot dude is a newfag

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Does mri count?

>>744921161
>>744921676
Your hairline is way too far gone dude. The pulled back look doesn't work for you.

>>744921502
I'm gay, sorry

>>744921629
Shut the fuck up

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Hi boys

>>744921153
cut up your face for \b\?

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>>744921829
It looks worse in any other way

>>744922036
Meh not a bad slam piggy

>>744921865
good enough

you date bi guys?

>>744922167
I love when men cum inside me

>>744922252
Sure why wouldn't I?

>>744922036
Timestamp or gtfo.

>>744922341
age/location?

>>744922341
>Sure why wouldn't I?
There are an unfortunate number of bigoted gay guys towards bisexuals.

>>744922552
>>744922341
Who I think are essentially insecure they can't compete with women.

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so rate

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Look at my fucking face.

>>744922478
Pic?

>>744922674
gah, I don't want to be recognized on here :(

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bam

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>>744922645

>>744922783
whoops

>>744911261
Do you live in Tuttle oklahoma? Work as a fireman?

>>744922783
Rape face

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>slap me in the face with some cock

>>744922674
maybe I'll share my email+pic if you live within a state near me, if you're even in USA

>>744922989
Andrew WK on drugs/10

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Pretty sure I'm ugly . But please rate me anons

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>>744923092
Different pic

>>744923092
Well youre not wrong, with the retard eyes

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>>744922989

>>744923029
Lol too much effort

>>744923264
Timestamp

>>744923264
cute

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r8, h8 or masterb8

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Rate me /b/

>>744923469
Cat 8/10

>>744923285
;( but I'm cute

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>>744923521
Also rate my retarded dog :)

>>744923521
cylinder/10

>>744923469
Awww look at that pussy
..holding s cat

>>744923469
Ditch the beard till you can get the stache then youre golden

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>>744923523
thanks, another pic (no cat)

>>744923586
comedy gold

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>>744923634
better?

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Rate pic

>>744923536
says all of the you

>>744923469
Cat 10/10

>>744923697
Yea actually, still doesnt seem thick enough though, its kinda in the middle or something

>>744922645
Kyle?

>>744923521
cute

hope you are bi

>>744922645
Moonman, Moonman can't you see? Spics and niggers need to hang from trees.

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>>744923315

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Not a selfie bc I can't be bothered to take one, sorry

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I'm gay

>>744911261
Que FBI facial recognition program. Enjoy faggits

>>744924184
why not bi?

>>744924143
M-mods?

>>744923640
The girl in that pic is a qt π <3

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Been a while since I seen a faces thread.

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Sup negros

>>744924143
You are way too pretty to be on this website. Please leave before we corrupt you.

>>744924275
thanks that's my gf, 2 years

>>744924633
Being this delusional

>>744924601
You look stoned off your box

>>744924213
Actually am bi, picture made me look more gay than anything though

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"Hitler did nothing wrong", that's the motto I live by.

>>744924839
aww <3

would date your ass

>>744924682
>>744924847
Nice try faggot

>>744924847
you look like a attractive guy got half baked and grew lizard eyes. gross

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Summer fag here :DDD

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>>744924601
Holy shit Paul Dano browses /b/

>>744924082
terry folds/10

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>>744924661
Nice!
>Pic related is mine

>>744923567
You and your dog have the same hair.
7/10

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What's good

>>744924406
They did a good job at the reconstruction

>>744911261
Wow you're ugly.
Like not even trying to be a dick just genuinely surprised.

>>744925049
Solid beard, I'd let you eat me out

>>744911261
OP thinks he is Guy Fawkes

guy on the left

>>744924833
That'd be because i AM stoned off my box mate

>>744924974
Not sure what to make of this

>>744912032
You look so gay

>>744925160
Hey son, it's me, your father. Nice to see yoy on /b/ this fine evening.

>>744925160
Is that your sugar daddy? Does he fuck you or do you fuck him?

>>744924823
She could easily be corrupted. Probably already is.

>>744925250
Nah lmao, that's my father.

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>>744911261
Stash master race reporting.

Niner, niner.

>>744924601
you're cute

>>744925160
post another

>>744925236
How's Rome, dad?

>>744925346
Faggot detected.

>>744925419
It's great! Your mom loves the men here and I love watching them go at it! Good luck in school!

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>>744922795
LOL haven't seen that one before in response. Usually people post giraffes.

>>744925565
Thanks Dad, can I ask you something? Have you tried the new cock ring uncle jim wears? It's amazing dad.

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Love you /b/astards.

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from whn i saw a skul

>>744925340
You look kinda badass honestly. Like the lead henchman in a Bruce Lee movie, or Indiana Jones. Not the main villain but the henchman that gets shit done.

>>744925724
What in fuck is that a gum ring? Damn shame because you're cute but that's repulsive

>>744925724
Woah, gorgeous.

>>744921638
You look like a fucking pedo. It doesn't help that you use the cringiest term known to man "boipussy"
It's called an asshole you cuck

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>>744925724
>Gum rings

>>744925160
>>744925348
Sure.

>>744925832
you're dense mate.

>>744925956
how dense, bud?

>>744925955
Boyschoolaaa

>>744924601
Get a shave and a haircut and you'll be reasonably attractive

As it is now you look scruffy.

>>744920597
Dude hit me no joke. I've seen you in 3 threads now

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>>744926006
dense as these buds ere m8

>>744926072
you wouldnt want to talk to me really

>>744925639
honestly you're good looking though

>>744925955

another

>>744924633
Think I'm already hooked on this cesspool but thanks for the warning and the compliment!

>>744924823
How's he delusional?

>>744921153
Nah this is sketch as fuck. Exact same pic reposted in. Are you some guy pretending to be this person or really this person? Timestamp

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Me for /b/

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>>744926196
This is what you're really like.

>>744926307
I'd like to see your peen

>>744925340
Yeah, definitely don't get any tattoos because you already look like you belong in a gang. A neck tattoo, and you would have old crossing the street when they see you.

Who knows, you could be a doctor, but I get the evil henchmen vibe from that picture. Have you ever considered acting?

>>744926186

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>>744926143
wtf are you on about? If you're the slag then off with the gum ring and out with the tits

>>744926358
Haha! Sorry! I'm not open enough for that <3

>>744926152
No I'm dead serious I do. I made two threads past couple nights specifically looking for you wanting to hit you up. And I'm going in with expectations of you thinking I'm a creepy piece of shit from /b/ so can't really dash my hopes

>>744926358
Jenee is that you?

>>744926307
you look like an upstanding black gentleman

>>744926326
Lol dude if I were gonna pretend to be a girl on the internet, I would've picked someone prettier, trust me

>>744925160
if money had a face it would be your fathers

>>744926474
You fucking retard, no girls post here. He was calling you stupid for thinking that.

>>744926580
Or you would not pick a professional photo from image shark.

>>744926548
Thank you!

>>744926626
>le no gurls post here! it was a dude posting a pic of an ugly girl they took with their Snapchat!

summer's almost over Spanky

>>744926469
>>744925955
>>744925160
how did daddy make his money

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>>744921638
I've always wanted to see what a creature that uses that word looks like.
Now i know...

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>>744911261
Hmm op are you my brother

>>744926152
You still in thread?

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>>744926893

>>744926880
Delusionalll

>>744927086
Shave your fucking stash. Your friends should have told you that.

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>>744926531
>>744927019

>>744927210
id like you to please be quiet.

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>>744926152
>>744927019
fuck me

>>744927210
i'd prefer if you be quiet

>>744926916

With that many flashy cars and an ostentatious house like that he's nouveau riche for sure.

So, probably a stock trader, investor or lottery winner.

I live in Kensington too, and it's full of twats like this wearing their paycheck around their neck.

>>744927183
I judge all non-asian people with asian symbols on them. At least it's not a tattoo. It probably says "happy penis festival"

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>>744926161
I appreciate that. I really get by on personality more than looks though. I'm like 6'3" and thin. Kind of a jack skellington vibe, but without the suit. And with a long face.

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>>744927247
saddest love story of 2k17

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This is me dont be rough please

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>>744927019
pathetic

>>744927354
they'll end up on can't pay take it away i'm sure.

>>744927405
You look like an actual down's.

>>744926729
That is a professionally taken picture from my family's last session, but that's actually me. Wtf is image shark? I just googled it and it doesn't seem to be a thing, at least not a big thing

>>744927368
Says happy penis parade. Not party dipshit

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>>744927405
my sweet lord

>>744927499
Ayy another Brit

And yeah theyre probably financed up to the eyeballs

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>>744927405
You're average man. Maybe some black rimmed glasses would help?

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>>744927484
yea you're not wrong friendo

>>744927503
ayy lmao

What the fuck, I thought people from /b/ are supposed to be fat virgins.

Why are you all so attractive?

>>744927503
Ignore that insulting implicative asshole, miss. As I've said, you should leave. Wouldn't want you getting angry and feeding into his desires.

>>744927706

I've been watching idly by, hoping for your success.

>>744927670
South Wales brah, yeah spent a shit load of time in middlesbrough and everyone had white bmws, they were allllll dealers. 100s of them, all on finance.

>>744927183
>>744927368
Isn't that Kanji just from Metal Gear Solid 4 kek

>>744927606
I never said party... but, I will give you this. I didn't post a picture of myself on 4chan. So you got more guts in this scenario than me.

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>>744927774
b-b-b-b-b-aaait

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>>744927781

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I'm drunk /b/
Get on my level

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>>744911261

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>>744927739
I'm a mildly unattractive guy with an attractive girlfriend, that's usually how it works. Confidence is key

>>744926436
Of course would like a part in a movie scene, I can play cartel villain, sicario, drug lord henchmen, narco cop, just badass villains, if you are interested, I give you my email address.

>>744918165
Kek

>>744927990
if this is genuinely real pic I feel better about the world for some reason. you look like a nice, happy person. who hopefully isnt just anither normie zombie since you visit here, gotta be somewhat woke

>>744927879
To be fair I have a white BMW but its a 2001 E36 saloon

Im actually a car salesman and trust me. We laugh all the way to the bank charging Scumbag mcBenefits 30% interest with some sub prime lender. Mug's game.

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>>744927405
To do list-----
Use better posture
Look directly in someones eye / camera lens
Get different glasses
Start lifting weights
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these things will take you from a level 5 peasant to a level 30 pussygetter

>>744927405
stop smiling and get a beanie. at least u will be a 6

>>744928043
Don't feel bad, I'd fuck her>>744928043

hOe

>>744928202
>I'm a mildly unattractive guy with an attractive girlfriend

>>744928113
Oh sorry to get your hopes up. I am just an engineer and have no movie connections. I just personally think that you would make a good villain. I meant to just compliment you.

>>744928043
Lie. You kidnaped that chik.
Look at that gun bros

>>744925340
>>744928113
Yeah no joke, you should get into acting. You're got the features for it.

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>>744928202
that's what I said, attractive girl but unattractive guy

>>744928043
Yea id pork her too

>>744928277
Didn't say she's attractive, just that I would fuck her. Lol

>>744921638
It's prolly cause you literally just said you wanted to fuck a teenage boy who looks 13 in the "boipussy" but you look like you would fuck a young boy