Is IT really as good as people are saying it is? The other thing

Personally I found IT to be pretty shit. 5/10 max.
I expected it to be a cop out with a load of jump scares, but they couldn't even do the jump scares properly, the effects were awful and you could clearly see just how fake any 'scary monster' was. Tbh it was a comedy for me, but not even funny at that. Don't waste your time on it.

>>744906458
Oh, they also broke the movie into 2 parts. Stay tuned for part 2.
Fucking pricks just milking it because nostalgia.

>>744905385
Oh fuck man you have to go see it. it's the best movie ever. It is scary as fuck man. there is a scary ass clown killng kids. Spooky as fuck. Best psychological thriller sent Ernest goes to camp.
Idk I haven't seen it.

My gf drug me to this last night. Said it was supposed to be the scariest movie of the year. Neither her nor I had a shred of emotion the entire movie aside from laughter. The clown was humorous. The horror tropes where so overused and predictable. The characters as dumb as a sack of rocks. I thought it was all quite bland and dragging it on for 2 hours and 15 min was the biggest joke. Just two hours of dumb, predictable characters running from shitty typical "shit that scares you most" horror moments with a clown that only makes it seem like a bad satire while making you angry at how stupid the producers and writers must think the general audience was. The "part one" bs only made the audience laugh in my theater.

>>744906579
Probably hard to fit a 1200 page book into one movie, even though the book is repetitive as fuck.

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>>744905385
>Best psychological thriller sent Ernest goes to camp
>sent

Almost a good joke

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Does anyone have a link to watch this movie?

>>744907022
Steven king has down syndrome

>>744905385
>I like to watch a movie review before I watch a movie because I'm often lost in a movie without knowing what's happening or why

Are you retarded?

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This movie has an 86% on rotten tomatoes, and 89% audience score. Is it edgy to not like things that are good these days? Asking everyone who didn't like this movie.

>>744907178
Kek. My bad. I's spell betta next time, massa

This new movie in my opinion did a pretty good job at backstabbing the shit out of the original. It's sick, twisted, and not to mention Pennywise doesn't even have as much of a personality as in the original. It was more of a shitty horror film rather than horror and comedy, what IT is supposed to be.

>>744905385
The movie is trash. It sounds and looks like he has Autism. Im pretty sure he does have Autism. He yells and flails his body. Autism isn't scay man.

I doubt that down syndrome vegeta is any good. plus not 6 hours.

>>744906458
>Tbh it was a comedy for me
I lol'd at the trailer when he ran out of the water like a goofball
>Boogedy Boogedy Boo
>am I scary yet?

K fuck all these mopey faggy "critics" I loved it. Not just another horror movie vibe to it. Stephen writes some fucked up shit and I'm glad they were able to put it into the movie and not hold back. Definitely really funny at some points but it's because of the dialogue written by King that does that. I can agree that some of the special effects at some points were a little cheesy but the majority of it I really liked. Fucking movie dweebs always expecting to be pleased by the great movie cock that is called Hollywood. I actually feel really bad that your fucking sarcasm and hidden depression cripple you from just enjoying a fuckig movie for once. Just watch the movie and don't fucking listen to other people. Plenty of good movies that people fucking hate. Plenty of bad movies that people love so fuck it it's all up to one's opinion.

>>744907446
Nigger and/or troll detected
Either way fuck off

It's a giant psycich spider that lives in the storm drain.

>>744905385
Somebody should post that silly looking bit where it's stabilized to his head and he dances

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>>744907503
>It sounds and looks like he has Autism

>>744905385
Had that comedy horror like Evil Dead 2. Had some pretty funny moments. Was pretty good.

>>744907904
psychic. and its more than that. read a fucking book.

>>744907503
>Autism isn't scay man
no but it's annoying

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>>744907889
That is a salty post you just posted

>>744907929
That was the only part that kind of ruined the movie for me. I liked everything else.

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is the adult cast at least going to be good?
>intentionally left blank
think they'll change the look of Nickleback before the adults' movie?

>>744907474
By original, do you mean the book it's based on?

>>744905385
it looks gay. The original clown had the creep factor thanks to subtly. This shit screams tryhard.

>>744908074
The rock throwing scene was lame as FUCK to me. It's as if King forgot how it felt getting pelted by them on the playground as a kid because you'll fucking kill someone with those things.

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>>744908120
>By original, do you mean the book it's based on?
By original, do you mean the cocaine binge the idea was conceived on?

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>>744908181
>thanks to subtly
thanks to Tim Curry

>>744908120
I assume he meant the multipart TV movie that came out in 1990

>>744907225
>Stephen King has clown syndrome

It's pretty good, can't recall one single boring moment

7.5/10
Horror factor
6 (being generous)
storyline + Acting 9/10

Personal note. I had a good time.

>>744907351
someone I dont like in my health class sayd they like 'it' now I dont like 'it' also im greasy and I watch anime >;(((

>>744905385
It's not bad. 7/10.

I just saw it last night and it was pretty good. It wasnt very scary but the storyline was good and the graphics were crazy as fuck. I spent a lot of the movie messing with my gf and i was still able to keep track of what was going on. It's not really much of a thinker. Few shock moments, but minus that its more drama actiony type imo. 6.5/10 would watch again.

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>>744908358
>7.5/10
ur taste is shit then

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>>744908318

>>744908312
If that's what he meant then he's wrong. Tim Curry and the kids are the only good part of the original series. Other than that it's fucking garbage.

>>744908402
>It's not bad. 7/10
not bad would be like a 5
7/10 is like saying it's good

In a world of gender and race swapping remakes, where every character has to be black or a woman or Hispanic or gay or all of the above. Every character except for child-murdering, pedophile clown-monster. That can still be a white man.

>>744905385

its okay, pretty good. 7/10

>>744908572
>That can still be a white man.
you'd bitch if Quartersmart was black, admit it.

>>744908407
>the graphics

>>744908246
I set through the whole thing wondering when the dad from wild thornberrys would show up to save us from this shit clown.

>>744907351
But it wasn't good. The characters and performances were mostly fine, but the plot meandered for two hours and all the horror moments were cliche and predictable. At least it was better than the TV movie.

>>744908358
Everyone has the right to their own opinion. Just know your opinion is shit.

>>744907351
+1
And I'm curious if you didn't like It then what horror film do you consider good ?

I give it a 5/7

>>744908645
you see the shitty it for like 5 minutes, then Tim Curry comes out of nowhere and eats him. becomes the real Dimeintelligent

>>744908625
Can I go ahead and bitch that Roland is back in the gunslinger? Sure hope Odette is a crippled muzzi and Jake is a transgendered latina

>>744908848
Black not back my nigga

>>744905385
Don’t listen to these sad dumbfucks. It’s actually a really good movie. It gives you a creepy unsettling feeling while also throwing in some humor. I definitely recommend you watch it.

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>>744908724
>And I'm curious if you didn't like It then what horror film do you consider good ?
10/10 all 10s all years

>>744908848
>transgendered latina
latin-x

>>744908787
Wouldn't have been able to see the rest of the film due to passing out from blood leaving my brain for my raging hard on.

>>744908625
Actually, I don't care. I hate Stephen King and horror movies in general. I have no investment in this being good, I just think it's interesting. The Gunslinger? Well, that hero has to be black, despite not matching the description of the character in the books, despite invalidating a major story arc involving a black character who is shitty to him for being white and despite outcry from fans of the source material.

Can't depict our precious pet minorities as a child killing monster though. People might think people who aren't white are capable of being shitty human beings too.

>>744907351
> appeal to authority
What are some of your favorite movies? Or would it just be easier for me just to look up the top 10 on rt? Kys faggot

i enjoyed it. it was entertaining. Though that skarsgard dude did a good job at making NickelSmart his own.

>>744908724
An inconvenient sequel my dude

>>744905385
new one is shit old one isnt scary but it has good acting would rather watch old one.

>>744909017
>The Gunslinger?
is taht another book or move or Dark Tower or wtf it's called?

>>744909040
Yea made it his own by making it shitty.

>>744906579
The original was released in two parts also. Did you expect this to be one movie?

>>744908948
> horror film
> good
Pick one

>>744909040
>making NickelSmart his own
does he just stand around lookin gay, or does he actually move?

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https://youtu.be/7ICjou3_eHo
Full movie is here

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>>744909190
>Pick one

>>744909017
They will fix the issue with the back lady by making her split a scared white woman who hates blacks.

>>744909181
I did. I mean two goddamn hours.

>>744909030
Sorry friend I didn't mean to trigger you. I really am curious why it seems to be cool to hate things that are objectively good.

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>>744909190
>Pick one
another

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>>744907180

>>744909141
how was it shitty?

the first one was shity, lol.
its just nostalgia ppl hang onto

You know it's going to be bad when they have to wheel out Stephen King at that start to tell you it's good. Side note glad to see he doesn't need the computer to talk anymore.

>>744907180
123movies dot io

>>744908464
>stop liking things i don't like

>>744909218
dude, hes actually funny

>>744909438
Tim curry gave penny wise a personality. Sarsgaard just did the normal creppy clown BS

>>744909392
Drags on forever that atmosphere and tension that's build is lost.

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>>744909438
>the first one was shity, lol
it was shitty because low budget, and shitty SHITTY adult actors. I can't believe how much better the kids were then the Adolts

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>>744909465
>stop liking things i don't like
never

>>744909464
It's spotty and hit-and-miss but it's the best I've found for al sorts of shit.

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>>744909530
>Drags on forever that atmosphere and tension that's build is lost.
I disagree. There is only 1 bad scene, and it kinda ruins a lot of the tension since it tells the audience that everything is real while Rosemary still isn't sure.
>would have been amazing if the audience was guessing along with Rosemary.
>im also a sucker for a good story about Satan or Satanism.

>>744909438
Both are shitty. But the first movie wasnt as shitty as the newer one. The only part i enjoyed is when the gang went swimming.

I just skipped through the trailer and jesus christ the way the clown looks just makes me laugh.

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>>744909696
>the way the clown looks just makes me laugh
the only time anyone has ever said that

>>744907180
Moar pics plz Anon. Love the twintails

>>744909464
https://fmovies(dot)se/film/it(dot)5kkom

Alright to all these retards saying "It wasn't scary at all" "It was more of a comedy", listen here; We're all fucking adults. If something TOTALLY FICTIONAL scares you, you're either a woman, a child, or a faggot. If you can't discern reality from a fucking movie, and find real gripping fear, you're a moron.


That being said, the new IT was the kitties titties. Cinematography was dope, subtleties were dope, it was original, did the book ok justice (no child gangbang though) and most importantly, it wasn't a re-hash of the original TV movie. 7 or 8/10 for sure.

>>744909568
you might not think new IT was a good movie, and that's fine
i thought it was very good and excellent and i had some fun time watching it, would do it again

>>744909736
In this a comedy or horror?

>>744909190
Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"?
Fucking Spielberg's "Jaws"?
Gaspar Noe's "Irreversible"?
This is some shit tier bait and I just ate it :(

>>744909763
You da man anon! Chinatown street corner version. I couldn't get the other to work.

>>744909823
ty for not being a faggot

>>744909441
I never realized Stephen King and Stephen Hawking have so similar names that edgy teenagers can't distinguish between them

>>744908318
i thought it was more of that syndrome where he wants a orgy of kids in the woods in his book

>>744905385
cant ask that here, everyone here hates shit that most people like

>>744908948
>tits!
>tits?
>tits
No Tits.

>>744909266
>>744909392
>>744909969
None of these are scary or even good. When your horror movies aren't scary then they fail at their primary goal. That is like a comedy that isn't funny.

>>744905385
yes. Watch the movie then read a review then see it again.

>>744910106
Wait who is this hawking person? Does he also right horror or is he more an RL Stine young adult horror?

>>744910145
Even better it was in the sewers. So from that we can assume Stephen King wants kids go fuck him in his shit pipe.

>>744910239
5/10

>>744907929
>>744908074
http://imgur.com/gallery/NNDmx/comment/1119500695

>>744905385
4/10. Its ok to watch. I kept on laughing it wasn't scary unless your 8 or a girl. They sexed up the girl and she's like 12 so there's that. It made you feel like a pervert. The old TV movie was better.

>>744909946
they were going for a horror, but all the implicated gore scenes from the original movie they decided to show explicitly made it pretty cringy and almost humorous
we have to thank to the shitty millennials and their shitty taste for the fact we're flooded with similar crap

crappy movies always existed, but they were mostly b production movies and consciously made that way without any false pretentions

seems that pretty much turned around over the course of last 15-20 years or so

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>>744909659
2H and 20m long... It drags on..

>>744910040
no problem man

>>744910197
You've never seen Irreversible. To say a horror movie that isn't scary fails its primary goal is a short sighted understanding of the horror genre. Go watch American Sniper for the hundredth time you retard.

>>744910408
> it made you feel like a pervert
Never had that feeling once. Either it's a normal feeling for me or I'm not a pedo

>>744910445
HUUURRRAAHHHH

>>744910408
>>744910197
What movies ACTUALLY scared you then?

>>744910445
> gives me a fake back story so he can hate me
> tells me horror isn't supposed to be scary
Go back and watch your hipster bullshit movies faggot.

>>744910605
Rubber

>>744910605
Poughkeepsie Tapes was depressing, if kind stupid-

>>744910605
As an adult? None. The horror genre is shit tier.

>>744910605
Event horizon aka my parents fucking.

>>744910806
post link

>>744910656
lololol sure thing kid have fun at school tomorrow.

>>744910775
So why even fuck with it

Why are you even in this thread

>>744910775
>not a fan of horror
>gives opinions on horror movies in a horror movie thread

>>744905385
I forgot it was so fun because clown boy looked gay and kept say they all float down here. Turds can float. So I guess Dery has a lot of fat in their diet as they all float done there. SK sucks and he's a pedo.

>>744910897
Enjoy feeling superior because you like shitty movies.

>>744910775
this.
I get unsettled, sickened by people being cruel to little children, especially if it's the mother.
I get weirded out by cfnm. I know...
Horror movies aren't scary at all.

>>744911183
So why are you in this thread ?

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>>744905385
The Jewish painting lady spooked me

>>744909754
Wish I had some more, this is the only one of her that I have.

>>744911570
Good kisser though.

>inb4 part 2 has the infamous gangbang scene.

>>744911992
Are they gonna be adults in part 2 ?

>>744910440
>2H and 20m long... It drags on..
I'm sorry there are no jump scares.

>>744905385
THIS IS IMPORTANT

DID THE MOVIE INCLUDE THE KIDS GANGBANG FROM THE BOOK???

>>744912334
Nope just a bunch of neckbeards circle Jerking.

>>744912334
Yeah and it was super awkward in the theater

>>744912334
They really should have deleted that scene lol

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>>744911442
For the same reason you keep responding. Because we like to argue

>>744912334
Yeah. It's a little tough to watch but I'm sure you'll do fine.

>>744912334
Page 1035 in the original publication.
Yeah... p.1035! SK is a long-winded fuck.

>>744912629
Is it gay when you tried to suck your own cock? I think you're just performing advanced masturbation at that point.

>>744906579
Fucking retard. Book was in two parts. Last movie was in two parts. New movie is in two parts

>milking

Also OP it's a bad movie. Really bad

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>>744911570
>Jewish

>>744911442
Cuz I like It.
I can like movies w/o being scared by them faggot.

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>>744909936
>very good and excellent

>>744905385
Everyone here will shit all over it.

Go see the fucking movie. It's great,it will keep you watching and it isn't just a cash grab. Last of all,Don't ask advice on 4chan,ESPECIALLY not from fucking /b/ of all places!

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>>744909969
>Jaws
gay

>>744909936
Would you do it on a train or in a plane?

>>744907796
Me too. The kid yelling "you'll float too!" is laughable too and scary.

>>744905385
>I like to watch a movie review before I watch a movie because I'm often lost in a movie without knowing what's happening or why
Confirmed autismo

>>744913645
Not scary*

>>744905385
If you're a millenial then this movie is not for you.
I spent two hours listening to the idiots behind me asking each other questions like "Why don't they just track Georgies cell phone to find him?" or "Why don't they just send their drone in that sewer pipe?". In the end it was confusing and frustrating for them. I found it slightly funny and pictured them coming on /b/ and cutting it up but it really wasn't made for millenials.

>>744907180
id fuck the shit outta her

>>744913903
>her

>>744913569
lol i doubt they'd play that on a plane, it's usually some comedy
on a train, maybe, but that would have to be on my tablet and i really prefer the big screen

>>744905385
>I like to watch a movie review before I watch a movie because I'm often lost in a movie

yep, kids today are not fucking retarded at all

>>744914048
Would you do it with a fox? Would you watch it in a box? Will you watch it big IT fan?

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>>744908318

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>>744909969
>Irreversible
that movie is shit

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I thought Tim Curry was great as Pennywise, but there are some moments in this film where Pennywise's behavior are clues that will be revealed in the next installment.

>>744905385
This movie was fucking garbage!

>>744905385
It's definitely a B, maybe B+. I thought it relied too much on jumpscares, but when it wanted to be atmospheric it oozed that shit. Plus the kids were likable. I just wish they had focused more on Mike like they did in the 90s miniseries; it disappointed me that he was sentenced to background status.

Even with its flaws, it's worth admission. Go see it.

>>744909823
I get the absence of few scenes like the sewer gangbang because making It NC-17 rated would have been waste since there would be 0 chance for the second chapter.

The movie is more about the Losers' friendship anyways and I liked it for what it is.

Sure, there were few dumb jump scares but most of the "scary" parts were really drawn out which I liked.

I think Skarsgaard really nailed the demon side of Pennywise/It. Too bad we have to wait for at least few years for the second part.

Solid 8/10.

It was a great movie. Everyone here is a beta edgelord who wants to feel rebellious and stick out. But they're wrong. It was a very very good movie. Consult Reddit, or somewhere else on the internet. Never 4chan.

>>744914343
lol now you're just not making any sense
do you have an autism?

>>744907225
Steven King is like a parody of himself at this point. Hasn't done anything really different for like 20 years now.

>>744914865
>believing steven king is an actual author who wrote all of his books himself

>>744914778
> being this out of touch with Dr. Seuss

>>744905385
Although it wasnt very scary to me, it was kind of a trip fest and the effects were pretty good. Some of the effects looked cheesy, but its because they had to make some really bizzare things to capitalize on the idea of capturing the essence of childrens fears. For instance, people say the zombie that torments Eddie is dumb looking, but it looks like what his fear is, that being infections. The story is good and it follows the book well, they aren't afraid to show kids getting fucked up, so its pretty cool. And as for the jumpscares, they aren't predictable, but they aren't scary, it depends on if pennywise is scary to you or not. If you dont know enough about the book, the movie might not make much sense, but if you've read it its really good, and its good even if you havent read the book. And it does have horror tropes, but they're actually reasonable because of certain character traits that make them important. I enjoyed it and id recommend it to other people, about 8.5/10 for me. Anyone giving lower scores based upon it not following horror tropes is a retard.

>>744915216
children's literature author? lol why would i read that, that's for kids
i prefer serious movies/literature like the works of steven king
don't worry you'll come to understand that once you grow up

>>744906970
>My gf drug me...
>drug
...are you fucking retarded?

>>744915496
I see what you wrote but all I can discern from it is that your parents never loved you.

>>744913645
>you'll float too!
I couldn't understand him the first time I saw the trailer.
>Yoo Flow Doo

>>744915737
lol what makes you say that? sounds like a completely random assumption
and it's kinda rude too

This movies a lot like the new disney Star wars movies,

Everyone rates it high, then comes back to reality.

The last really good movie I saw was last of us...oh wait...

>>744905385
No.

>>744915974
God I hope you shit your pants tonight.

The kids story is entertaining but the horror aspect is not very good and filled with loud noises so you know when to feel scared. Overall the movie is just OK and at least worth the watch.

IT was good but not great. The writing and acting for the children was excellent, but IT wasn't scary at all. The special effects were just bad, and he only really came across as creepy in like 2 scenes. Tim Curry did the role much better.

>>744916238
Love me some creppy clown doll action at the end though.

>>744916302
The kids beating a clown with pipes was really funny not creepy if you ask me.

>>744916378
It was like watching that scene from Shawn of the dead where they beat the zombie to the queen song.

>>744905385
honestly its not that scary but some parts are pretty funny if so youre expecting to piss youre pant, dont

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>>744905385
It's shit compared to the original.

Pennywise has been downgrade to a CGI jump scare monster from his former articulate, creepily charismatic self.

This makes the whole show sort of centered around CGI jump scares provided by Pennywise.

This is good news for brainlets who can't into dialogue, mystery or intrigue.

Even then, its just about as good as any C list movie you'll find on ShitFlix

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>>744909338
>It (2017)
>objectively good

>>744916232
well that's just a mean thing to say
i'm not a kid tho, so that's not gonna happen numbnuts

>>744916642
You say that but mark my words Motherfucker the next time u go go Chipotle you will shit your pants afterwards.

In 4 days, IT sold enough tickets to make back over 5 times its production costs, set more than a couple box office records, and set itself up for blockbuster status.

Was IT a great movie? Well, not really, but it IS a must-see for Steven King fans, and everyone who liked the book and the old mini-series with Tim Curry as Pennywise.

King fans-- the sort that dote on everything he's written-- are a strange bunch, and some of the most vicious arguments I've ever been involved in were with his fan club. King has written two and a half great novels, a lot of excellent short stories, and a giant pile of steaming offal. Try to read the Dark Tower series without incurring brain damage or swearing off the written word forever, yet there are literate idiots that will defend that dreck.

King fans, and in specific, IT (the novel) fans HAD to buy a ticket. These fans also HAD to cry like freshly spanked pubescent tweeners when they witnessed an 1,100+ page epic novel crammed into a two and a quarter hour flick: "character development! establishing scenes! background motivation!" they'll snivel.

OK, you have a huge novel as source, a small budget, but potentially a huge fan base... what do you do? Hire a director who cut his Hollywood teeth on commercials. Then the script will take fractions of half the novel, assemble them like snap together pieces of a linear jigsaw puzzle, and while it doesn't really tell the story, it's enough to sell tickets; lots of tickets.

For the mini series fans, Skarsgård is no Tim Curry, although his makeup is far better as is his accompanying cgi. However, still no character development, no background, just brief scenes, one per character, to establish motivation.

The timing of the release was calculated as well. A low budget horror movie released in September, make some fat stacks, let it crash, then the director's cut shows up on pay channels, disc, and netflicks for Halloween.

>>744905385
It was pretty good. Everyone here is trying to be edgy by being too cool because it's popular. If it had opened to $10 million, they'd be raving about this new cult classic they discovered

>>744914953

When he built his name, career, yeah. Then he got rich, and has "helpers". So what. "It" was one of his coke-fueled books. He probably sold the rights when the first, very lame, movie came out.

>>744916503
By original, do you mean the book it's based on?

>>744916503
The original was shit too wtf are you talking about

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>>744908572
>Every character except for child-murdering, pedophile clown-monster. That can still be a white man.
ufw you read the book and discover that IT is female.

>>744917096
1500 page book damn

I heard Clive Barker was going to ghost write and finish the novel King didn't finish before he died.

Ghost write because too many people would complain about him but the family likes him.

But so much of King's stuff is from the small town Maine background bla bla bla..I agree with that...but not so much that Barker is more city oreinted so he couldn't really get into the right mindset to write like King.

No matter who it is, people will complain, either King fanbois or fans of whoever does the ghost writing (you know it won't stay secret forever) because they think other horror authors are so much more sophisticated and shouldn't "lower" themselves to finish a King book.

>>744917237
No IT was a spider like charlottes web

>>744917295
Stephen king isnt dead

>>744917374
Yet

>>744916875
i don't think so, since i don't eat mexican food

>>744914571
> but there are some moments in this film where Pennywise's behavior are clues that will be revealed in the next installment.

eggsplain

>>744905385
To me, the original miniseries was very good.

In the new movie, the best performances are by the kids, who do a really good job and have lots of genuinely funny lines. The kids in the miniseries were also pretty good, but in the miniseries Pennywise stole all the scenes and was really the central focus of the miniseries. In this movie it felt like the opposite, where the kids were the focus and Pennywise was a secondary part of the plot, maybe this is because the performance of Tim Curry was so good in the first. This new Pennywise was ok, but did not blow me away. The new Pennywise is trying to be scary by playing up the standard horror movie creepy behavior, but the old Pennywise acted in a jocular, even semi-normal way a lot of the time, which made him more creepy than trying overtly to act creepy, if you know what I mean.
Also the movie had a nice slow burn and build-up, but then the switch to the kids getting to the point of going after Pennywise happened rather suddenly, the movie seemed to switch gears rather abruptly at that point.
The effects were very good.
I think the main drawback in the new film really, is the clown.

>>744906893
>Ernest Goes to Camp
>Not Ernest: Scared Stupid
Fuck you

I'm a cynic and think 99% of new movies are shit so i was pleasantly surprised I didn't hate it.

They showed monsters whos cgi just didn't work for too long, some scenes just werent directed well and a lot of people will say it pandered to the stranger things crowd too much (but it stuck to the plot of the book well enough for me to disregard the obvious similarities..)

6.5/10 - 7/10

Was not nearly as scary as it should've been.

Again im a harsh dick. You'll probably enjoy it.. whatever.

The book was better

>>744907813
>>not hold back
After the losers club "defeats" Pennywise in the first part of the novel, Beverly lets each boy fuck her. One after the other, because she thought it would elevate their mental stress.

>>744905385
Loved the book, hated the miniseries, loved the movie. If you're expecting to shit your pants, it's the wrong movie. The CGI is also pretty noticeable at some points.

But horror movies NEVER have a good story and likeable characters AND managed to scare you, so in that sense, it succeeded. The book frightened me, interested me, made me laugh and warmed my heart. The movie succeeds on all these fronts.

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>>744917096
The book and the miniseries.

>>744917194
The miniseries fell wayyy short of the book, but the essence of the characters and villain were there.

The new CGI Pennywise is basically Jar Jar Binks with makeup and occasionally big teeth.

You know what, fuck that, Jar Jar Binks was more believable and had better dialogue.

I normally am good at understanding why normies like something, but I can't figure out why they like this movie so much?

Maybe it's because they think they're being super intellectual by watching a movie adaptation of one of Stephen King's better works?

There is honestly NOTHING of value in the film its self.

>>744917445
Why

Naw dude, read the book, all the boys in the Losers Club run a train on Beverly (the only girl in the Losers Club) and it is more interesting than the mess that this movie was.

>>744907904
Sure sounds like you have a basic understanding of someone describing the 1990 TV miniseries to you over a shitty telephone.

>>744917093
>when the first, very lame, movie came out.
as opposed to the remake, the good one?
fuck, i just swallowed a bait (i hope)

>>744917691
because i'm white

>>744917607
In a book to movie adaption, Isnt the book better than the movie more times than not

>>744917651
Newsletter?

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>>744914865
>Spooooky

both were shit

its a cool concept, but they have to cut too much that was in the book to make it suitable for audiences

and the book is too long so i dont suggest reading it

just look up the concept and just think "cool" for the rest of your life

>>744917601
>I'm a cynic
>didn't hate it
wew

>>744917651
If you call someone a normie does that mean you're a weirdo ?

Like most of the "remakes", "re-releases", they are being marketed to the 18-35 crowd. Da millennials. So, CGI, edginess, pc-friendly, women not victimized, blah. Yeap. Saw an add for "the new" Flatliners, with the feminist dike.
Saw the original in the theater '92. Good flick for that time.

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Why watch IT when you have The Emoji Movie.

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>>744917912
Where is the fun in that

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>>744905385

>Is IT really as good as people are saying it is?

No, its just normie hype.

Watched the pirated copy, wasn't scared, wasn't impressed.

They didn't even deliver on the 5th grader gang bang that's in the book (look it up).

>>744910509
$$$

>>744917295
>I heard Clive Barker was going to ghost write and finish the novel King didn't finish before he died.

Neither King or Barker are dead, you scrotum lapping twat.

>>744916889
where did you find this pasta dribble?

>>744906458
It seems like you went into it trying to find things about it you would dislike. Nothing wrong with that, but besides calling it a "comedy" is there anything else positive you can say about it?

>>744909547
>steve bannon
>"Adolts"
subtle

>>744906458

It was never supposed to be terrifying to theviewer/reader. It's appearance is fluid because our minds cannot grasp its true form. It takes on a form that the person in its prescence is most terrified of. Therefore we are subjected to what only the narrator witnessed IN Pennywise the clown.

>>744913939
>it

>>744918291
>where did you find this pasta dribble?

I just wrote it, you fucking talentless cunt.

>>744916983
>If it had opened to $10 million, they'd be raving about this new cult classic they discovered
lol this

>>744918134
I would have enjoyed the orgy scene

>>744917327
IT is not a spider, read the book -or go find a reasonably written TL;DR of it.

but trust me, it's not a spider.

>>744913788
The existence of cell phones would ruin lots of movies. Lots of future movies will have to be set in the past.

Maybe cell phones have actually ruined lots of things in modern life too?

>>744918558
Is it a skellyton

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>>744917999
Pretty much. I'd say most people who are "normies" love Fast & The Furious Movies, listen to Hip Hop, try to buy designer clothing, virtue signal, and overall try to be part of the herd.

Keep in mind I didn't say "fit in" with the herd, almost all of us have to do that for survival.

The "normie" wants to be part of the mindless flow of commercial pop culture.

>>744918186
This post,

Also the teeth on Pennywise looked lame as fuck.

bottom line, was the monster's death scene good?

The continuation is the best part. The original came out in 1990 and this came out in 2017. Pennywise only came around ever 27 years I’m the book. Pretty cool concept. Haven’t seen the movie yet, just thought that was decent.

>>744917601

Your Hollywood, all for $, movies can't be "too smart" for the majority of the viewer. They won't get it, tell their dumb friends, lowered ticket sales.
They have to make the visual effects great, but the writing and story line so that a 14 year old can understand it.

>>744918681
nope, lame, got stabbed in the face, turned into fragments, and the fragments floated off.

weak shit

>>744918558
It appears as a spider because it's the closest thing the human mind can image its form like a Lovecraftian horror.

>>744917269
good books are newer too long.

>>744918738
But, do they all float down there?

>>744918186
dat filename
kek

>>744918595
skellington, not skellyton, and yes -very spoopy.
>>744918792
bingo.

>>744918801
Hard write words is it some

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>>744918792
so it's either a spidey or an octopussy squidward

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>>744918872
No, it’s a Skulltula

>>744917295
>the novel King didn't finish before he died
brah wut

>>744918134

So Stephen king is a pedo?

>>744917601
>a lot of people will say it pandered to the stranger things crowd
a lot of people will say that about pretty much anything that comes in the near future with an 80's horror theme, or just an 80's theme in general. Some kinda think Stranger Things invented the 80's.

>>744905385
no but i liked it anyway. ending was anticlimactic af though.

>>744917651
>I normally am good at understanding why normies like something
don't.. do this to yourself, dude.. please.

ffs the cringe

>>744915497
Both of you are retarded. His illiteracy and your invaluable observations.

>>744917833
that's a poor excuse.

Bev looked damn near identical to one of my exes.

>>744919250
if writing about kids fucking kids makes him a paedophile, then what does writing about people of all ages getting murdered make him?

>>744906458
The fact they didn't try to do jump starts was the best thing about it. You sound like a boring fagget.

>>744919834
A serial killing pedo?

>>744906970
Part One?

Explain.

>>744919855
>>744919955
Double 55’s

>>744919637
no, it's the opposite of poor
it'd be poor if i said it's because i was black
and yes, mexican food tastes like crap, it's all beans and whatnot
i need to eat meat, you know, as in stuff you can get at mcdonald's and similar restaurants that serve quality protein rich food

>>744920001
Almost quads

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>>744916889
>although his makeup is far better

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>>744918186
>I don't like what normal people like
>lol guyz i cheated the hollywood jew and pirated that shit like a real anonymooz pirate
>i wasn't scared at all guise kek how tuff am i
>im kinda butthurt i didn't get to see kids fuck tho
>im totally not a normie guyiz im a real /b/tard lulz
>i hate my life

>>744920045
Tim curry will always be pennywise

>>744918428
you wrote all that? damn, you're really serious about this shit.

10/10 for the effort though.

>>744918872
Is it Flagg?

>>744920045
>>744920100
its the smile that makes him so scary
the new pennywise looks retarted and hist abnormally large forehead and point hair doesnt not make him scary

>>744919955
>>744919834

His fantasies about child murder and sex sure does say something about him.

>>744905385
It was good. Action packed. Literally Seal Team Kids hunting down Osama Bin Pennywise is how I would describe it.

"Now you're gonna make me kill this fucking clown!" *Swings bat and kids proceed to spend ten minutes beating the absolute shit out of pennywise.

>>744919071
das one buttugly motherfucker