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Stop right where you are sir. Just a routine search. We've

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Stop right where you are sir. Just a routine search. We've been hearing reports of some illegal dubs in this area. You wouldn't want to declare possession of dubs would you sir?
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No sir all singles here
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>>744850168
Not me officer. Heh
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Are you joking officer, i never get dubs...
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FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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>>744850168
Officer, please. I have a family, I can't be caught with these dubs, I was just holding them for a friend. I swear.
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wait... What about trips?
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Dubs? I ain't got no dubs.
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>>744850168
L-l-let me just *throws up in mouth* get them for you... *drinks from flask*
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>>744850661
Fuck that was close
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>>744850168
ALLAH AKBAAAAR!
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i dindu nuffin
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What if I did?
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>>744850711
SOMEBODY GET A SNIPER
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>>744850845
That's what I thought
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Not to worry, I have a permit.
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>>744850481
Holding trips is a federal crime punishable by death, but sir i haven't seen trips in these parts in a long time. Oh no, sir, not for a very very long time. It would be a regretful day if trips were to be seen in these areas once again
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>>744850711
GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND
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>>744850778
no you did not tyrone
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>>744851522
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Agent Gomez reporting to duty, routine safety inspection.
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>>744852035
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>>744850168
no sir, i'm just omw home
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what is a dub sir?
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>>744852167
Texting while driving are we?
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>>744852333
not the right gif, but I gotta go fuck
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>>744850168
No sir I dont have any dubs at the moment.
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>>744850168
These are not the dubs you are looking for, officer.
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I got a permit for these dubs
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>>744850168
You don't have any worries mate no worries. No worries.
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>>744850168
No sir, never touched dubs in my life...
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I don't even know what doub- I mean dubs are
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>>744852688
Officer I know of an autist who has dubs just near these parts
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>>744852333
REQUESTING BACKUP WE HAVE SOME ILLEGAL TRIPS IN THE AREA CODE 69 I REPEAT CODE 69
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i dont got 99s thats for sure
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>>744852793
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You mean these dubs?
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>>744850168
I'm sorry officer I don't know what you're talking about
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>>744850168
I'm not black don't shoot
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dubs? sorry officer i havent seen any now fuck off
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>>744852333
>>744852779
COPY THAT, WE ARE INBOUND. DISPATCHING K9 UNIT.
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>>744852333
>>744852779
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i surely don't have any officer
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>>744850168
I'm white sir
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>>744850168
Fuck off m8
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>>744850168
no sir you can search my car if you want.
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>>744850168
No officer, but you can go ahead and check 'em anyway.
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>>744854566
Haha get arrested nigra
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You got no business harrassin' me pig... I aint even mexican so why don't you just get back in your car and drive on outta here
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Nothing to see here officer.
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No, sir.
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I haven't touched dubs in all my life, officer.
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dindu nuffin sir
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1s
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2s
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3s
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4s
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5s
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6s
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Actually I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be searching me for dubs, officer. I read an article online, I know the law
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Nope, no dubs 50 miles from here
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7s
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9s
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>>744850168
no dubs here occifer, just every day singles
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6666 eternal
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*Drives off in reverse* gotta catch me first!
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>>744850168
All I have is pain and disappointment officer
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>>744850168
Nah just smokin pot mon
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>>744850168
ACAB!
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4some
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>>744850168
Single's where it's at /b/ro
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Fucking stripper officers, you won't catch me
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>>744850168
You'll never take me alive!
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Points gun at officer
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I'm afraid you have no jurisdiction here officer, I have dublomatic immunity.
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>>744850168
No dubs here officer
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no one can stop me
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no sir no dubs here
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>>744850168
Fine, you can have my TRIPS!
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Kills officer
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>>744856258
>>744856277
>>744856288
>>744856305
>>744856331
>>744856356
epic fail
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i dindu nuffin
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>>744856388

You done fucked up now!
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>>744857664
I almost got away with it
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>>744850168
You'll never catch me alive, you fucking pig!!
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Nothing to claim, may I go to class now?
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Course not.
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>>744850168
It's ok officer I'm white
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>>744850168
we re wizards, no dubs here
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>>744857952
fuck this, I'm goaten out of here!
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No dubs here, officer
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Nothing of the sort officer.
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No dubs, only trips here officer.
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i'm a rich nigger fuck you pig
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>>744850168
fuck off officer or ill shoot you
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>>744850168
No, Sir. I only deal in singles and the occasional quads
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nah dude i'm fine
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I'm crystal clear
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Just ordinary singles here sir
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NANI?!?
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I am just a wee lad sir.
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n..n...no sir..please..I just wanna go home..
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Nothing here, sir
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i have it
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Not me
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>>744850711
HOLY SHIT
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>>744850168
am I being detained?
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You'll never take me alive, ya cunt!
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>>744858544
GET HIM BOYS
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Dubs officer?
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>>744858722
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>>744850168
I'm fine officer, I only take some singles in the bar. Nothing illegal.
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Dubs? Oh no no, I dont listen to that kind of music, officer.
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Im a dubsdealer.
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>>744858909
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>>744850168
I have nothing to hide sir
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>>744859033
Well fuck those guys

Aim your weapons!
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no dubs just like EFG sir
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>>744859066
You'll never catch me alive
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>>744850168
I have a permission for my 33-dubs.
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What is dubs?
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>>744850168
no dubs around sir!
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3 dubs in a row
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>>744859600
you damn genius
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>>744859688
>>744859622
>>744859600
GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR
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>>744859937
i'm calling my father
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>>744850168
Fite me
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>>744852131
>filename
Get the fuck out of my board
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>>744860112
Need a small loan of 1million dubs?
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>>744850168
I was just carrying them for a friend, they're not mine.
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>>744860210
yos plox
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No dubs sir
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No dubs here
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no sir
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no dubs officer
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>>744850168
Dubs aren't real. They are the lies the goverment keeps telling us to keep us complient.
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There's definitely no dubs here, sir..,
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Dubs? I havent heard of those since the days of my youth.
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No sir, I'm a law respecting and abiding citizen!
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Your stopping people for just dubs?
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>>744850168
xD
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Nah man, I ain't got no dubs, no sir
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>>744850168
alright alright
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>>744850711
FUCKING KEK
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