Welcome Traveler, you stand in a cave, ahead of you is a wooden

>>744747864
Suicide

Drink my own gizz... I mean piss

Eat sword
Shove torch in ass
Shove coins down dick
Admire the apple

Kill jester

>>744748000
Waiting...

Kill the Jester.

>>744748000
Winrar.

>>744747864
Dammnit OP wake up fuck

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>>744748000
You drink your own piss, you try to contain your orgasm but you cannot. You groan loudly, mid orgasm you notice the snooring has ceased.

#killjester

>>744747864
Stub your toe and scream bloody murder

Also trips is asking too much. This worn get anywhere. Dubs for next time mate

>>744748545
Dubs activated.
You may now continue on dubs.
My trips from last post decreeee

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>>744748545
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>>744748000
>>744747910
DUBS FROM NOW ON

>>744748481
shove all 26 golden coins into asshole, 1 at a time.

>>744748645
Now you have nothing to offer the troll, apart from sexual favours.

>>744748645
reroll

Jump the chasm

>>744748678
Perform sexual favors for troll

eat everything and then ass blast shit chunks as such high velocity that you propel into outerspace and the ducktales moon theme plays

>>744748895
You cannot..

>>744748911
lmao 912 winrar

>>744749136
fucking *911 winrar

put troll in bag

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>>744748911
You begin to eat your possesions. You eat the coins, you eat the apple, you even manage to stomach a few mouthfulls of the wooden torch. But when you come to eat the sword you cannot, you slide the sword down your throat and begin to bleed. You gargled screams wake the troll, in a last push against life and death you begin to violently shit. The shit comes out with such velocity that you fly into the ceiling of the cave breaking your neck, upon your death the ducktales theme emits from your anus.

The troll stares in bewilderment.