>tfw you live on the most tectonically stable continent in

aus master race

>>744743450
Have Fun with your ozone hole and a shitton of poisonous animals

>>744743450
>yfw the abos figured it out first
that's why they're the natives m'cunt

>>744743708
>implying global warming is real

>>744743450
I live in the fucking bush lands of Aus, get fucked unless if some black Saturday shit happens you are fine

>>744743708
http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2016-07-01/hole-in-the-ozone-layer-is-finally-healing/7556416
http://www.environment.gov.au/protection/ozone/ozone-science/ozone-layer
dunno seems like were rolling on

>>744743450
I live in perth, some complain its boring but really we could be one of the safest (natural disasters/war wise) in the world. Sometimes being safe is boring

>>744744535

Rsafag here. We dont have any natural disasters here either but we are so overrun with niggers who would shoot you for a cellphone. I would choose boring over dying on my way to work anyday.

>>744743450
>literally 0% chance of being struck by a natural disaster
What is a cyclone?

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>>744744842
We have a big park with 1917 anti-semetic sentiment and if your into power levels pic related

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>>744743450

I'm pretty dissapointed in this country right now tbh

>>744743784
only retards think otherwise.

Fuckin barnaby

>>744744842
>Rsafag here

Responsible Service of Alcohol?

>>744745098
>complains about gender
enrol your kids In a religious school, they won't get taught that shit, claim poorfag status and free private schooling

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>>744744979
no clue mate but one things for sure they arent an issue in my part of straya

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Enjoy your spiders cunt

>>744745440

My cats keep the place pretty clear of those fuckers

>>744745440
these cunts arent an issue if you let a few daddy long legs live in your house. they dont bite humans but are fucking savage to every other insect. they just sit in the corner of the room, you dont even notice them. this is how in touch with nature we australians are

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>>744743450

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>>744745467
Whatever cunt, I know youre jealous of us kiwis. I can sleep under the house and the worst possible thing that could ever attack me is a wasp. Plus it never gets over 30 degrees. Earthquakes arent even that bad, just a little rumble and its over in a minute.

>>744745678
WGHAT THE FCUK IS THAT?

>>744745800
Mommy short legs.

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>>744745800
A big fuckin cave poofta

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>>744745159
this guy gets it, save the world from global warming before it wipes out the Sasquatch

>>744744535
Yeah but my fucking god is it boring

>>744745678
The common pixie weevel
sometimes rare to find but when you do fucking run or make your stand

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>>744743708
we are such mad cunts we are immune

Just watched Killing Ground
anyone seen it?
its bascially a doco of what happens in the bush

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>>744746029
Eh? Its a fuckin weta, just shake it out of your gumboot and go about your day. Nothing in this country is harmful, just wierd looking.

>>744746219
>go camping
>encounter ancient aboriginal demons
>nothing harmful
its pure hell

>>744746479
No New Zealand. We dont have anything more poisonous then a wasp.

TFW we have worst internet than 3rd world countries

>>744745678
Yeah, but you're a fucking kiwi.

Jesus fucking Christ! Fucking Australia IS a natural disaster.

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>>744747135
i know, our internet sucks dick which is sad considering how we punch well above our weight interms of our GDP

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Am Kiwi living in Australia, can confirm it's fuckin sick.
Getting the equivalent of 20 USD to work in a fuckin supermarket.

Suck dick stupid Americucks

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>>744743450
>doesn't live near the bush
>thinks he is Australian