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/g/ was getting some good results. What does /b/ make? Post

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/g/ was getting some good results. What does /b/ make?

Post 'em (and be honest).

http://test.mensa.no/
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>>744718379
I made 121 the other night.
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>>744718445
Which ones did you not get?
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>>744718379
I had my iq tested as part of a psychological evaluation recently as 150.
>Tfw too depressed to care about anything
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If you think your IQ is above 100 and you haven't taken an actual IQ test that is proctored and evaluated officially, do us all a favor and don't post here and look up the "dunning-Kruger effect". That's what you are experiencing.
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>>744718746
They test I took was monitored by a PhD psychologist.
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>>744718897
I'm going to have you read what I said again, because you obviously missed the first part.
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> Your IQ was measured to 100, which is equivalent to the 50 percentile.

I guessed halfway through it. I didn't have time for dat bullshit.
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>>744718746
Sir, the people who fall prey to this are of low ability. Namely, they are people who would not score 130+ on time Mensa IQ tests, proctored or not.
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>>744718379
well when you put the bar that high nobody is going to bother actually wasting time on the test when they most likely won't get a better score

thread wont last long
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How long are the results of a professionally administered and evaluated test valid for? I was tested about 14 years ago and got 146.
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>>744719007
See >>744718610
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>Thinking you have a high IQ
>Being dense enough to think IQ isn't horrendously outdated and meaningless
>I bet you'd get your cranium measured too if it told you you weren't a useless lump of mediocrity and underachievement.
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>Culinary student
I-is this enough? I don't understand most of it tbh
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>>744719693
Bet you're a brainlet.
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>>744718379
what is good?
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>Biochem major undergrad
>19 yrs old
It took me the whole time and I have no idea what I missed
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>>744721213
Above or near 100 is normal, every 15 above puts you one st dev above normal. 130+ is genius level I think?
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>>744718379

No retests, no guesses (unless I was super sure)

Falls in line with what I was tested when I was 12 by a professional though it was a bit higher when I was 12 (had awful grades, school was going to put me into retard classes, test came back and they asked why i was doing so badly, told them it was cuz i didn't care so when they told me they were going to put me into a retard class i started trying), and the test was actually almost exactly like this, though some used suits of cards for the patterns.

And to the dumbass above. IQ absolutely matters. It's not the be-all end-all of determining eventual wealth, happiness, etc. But it certainly matters for society how perceptive and capable of problem-solving the average person is.
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>>744721592
Biochem here too
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i am average i feel good
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>>744723177

You are actually above average.
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>>744720199

You're good bro. You're about average. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. If you had an 80, then there would be a problem...
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I got 145. Which ones did you guys get stuck on? Seriously bored right now, I would love to explain my reasoning.
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I just clicked random ones and got a 95, seems like bullshit
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>>744718379
I guess in an actual test I'd score lower.
On the other hand, I wouldn't take an actual test not having slept in two days.
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>>744723816
Thanks, man. What does percentile mean though?
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>>744724446
Seriously?
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>>744724446
Not the other guy that responded but...well...seriously?
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internet IQ test brainlets never learn
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>>744724446

Not this anon >>744724667 but 'percentile' means that you're above X% of the population.
For example, if you got the 42 percentile it means you're smarter than 42% of the population but this also means that there is a 58% of the population that is smarter than you.

Hope I get it right, english is not my 1st language
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/watch?v=yPNCtfOjqfA

POST EM AND BE HONEST, P.S. HERE'S ALL THE ANSWERS THAT ANY 8 YEAR OLD CAPABLE OF USING GOOGLE COULD FIND, BUT BE SURE TO GET A COUPLE WRONG TO MAKE YOUR SCORE SEEM LEGIT.
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>>744724667
>>744724772
my g don't hate
>>744725056
thanks fam, i guess that counts as average then haha
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92 percentile half asleep (3:15AM here)... is this any good? I guess I could do better
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>>744724162
I couldn't decipher the final three or four, could you walk me through a few of them?
>tfw got 151 in an actual test and am now realizing I probably just got lucky
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>>744725210
doubt that actual test is legit, because the difference between 151 and 140 is astronomical.
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>>744718379
I got bored and just clicked "finish test" about 75% of the way through because i am tired and was getting bored.
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Easy peasy
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>>744725210
Just send the screenshots for the ones you want the answers to, and I will explain them.
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I took an official test when I was a kid, too. Result of that was 132.
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This seems like. Fake. But okay.
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>>744726809
Nah, bro. You're just a smart cookie. Like I said above, this test mirrors results from a more official test I took as a kid. On top of that MENSA is a fairly reputable organization.
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>>744719263
Your age is a big contributing factor to your IQ score.
Lets say you scored high as a kid, and learned absolutely nothing new, but didn't forget anything either, and you take the same test years later, your score is going to be lower.
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ok then
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Definitely guessed on a few
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>>744726809
Same score faggot. I feel like I'm smarter than 93% percentile though.
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>>744727451
IQ too low to post pic...
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Not legit, mensa tests are scored by a psychologist manually, and also does not measure above 136, as the reliability above that is questionable. When taking the real test you get "136 or more" as highest result
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>>744727486

It may not be the most super accurate legit thing ever, but I and several other people here have said they've scored very similarly on this to actual tests taken with professionals, and that it is similar to those tests.
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>>744718379
prof that im not a nigger
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>>744727486
The test has actually been rigorously normed. You can get in contact with the test author and you'll see he works hard to maintain it. It's about as accurate as it's going to get online, I think. The JCTI is good too, but I think this one is more accurate.

The Raven's Progressive Matrices (a real IQ test) was leaked and you can access it online. This is the actual Raven's Progressive Matrices test: http://www.avlisad.com.ar/test/

I'm not sure if the score it gives you is correct or not (whether they've used the real norms for the test or not) but you can take the test and find the norms published online. If you want to take a real IQ test, there you go.
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115 score for a union carpenter
doesnt feel so bad lmao
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Got 101 by random answers
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>>744728358
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
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I call bullshit. If I was this smart I wouldn't be pissing away my afternoon getting high and browsing 4chan.
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breddy gud
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>>744730114
You say that... but I do the same shit and I've been officially evaluated at ~130. It's why I think IQ tests are partially BS. How you apply yourself is way more important. Though if you're retarded there's not much applying yourself can do to fix that either.
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>>744718379
The online mensa test is an obvious honey trap for membership money. I got 99.9% or something and am of middling smarts.
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If i had slept well would this be increaced? I just slept 2 hours fot the night and i was almost 24h awake.
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>>744718379
knew I made some mistakes but didn't really care all that much.
can we gas anyone under 60%
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A bit lower than I thought, but okay. Pretty sure I scored ~5 points higher a couple years ago.
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oh well
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>>744718379
I'm not a smart man.
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>>744718746
I was tested officially back in IDK late elementary school early middle? I forget exactly. But scored 107. Never really was proud of it as it puts me above say 85.. But no where near genius levels either. Never thought of myself as smart. Just lots of common sense.
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>>744734178
Whelp. At least I'm only the second lowest in the thread thus far.
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>>744734448
People scoring low are probably just not posting their result.
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this comes with a shitload of sociability and anxiety problems tho
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>>744728314
that's exactly what a nigger would say... /:I
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>>744734602
Doesn't surprise me. People with higher IQs tend to have personality problems such as superiority complexes or compulsive lying.

That's my experience from a "dumb dumb" perspective however.
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>>744734751
Lmao
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>>744734751
This comes with a shitload of compulsive lying and mental instability, hurr durr derp derp
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>>744735010
Boio?
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took one twice.
130 and 134 respectively.
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>>744718379
I got a 97. But I just clicked at random.
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>>744718746
Jokes on you, mine is 73
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tfw mensa level IQ has done me no good at all in life
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>>744735530

you need an environment that nurtures your gifts, as well as a a lot of luck.
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>>744735662

I realised a while ago that usually being the smartest kid in the room was awful. Lulled into false sense of 'this is easy' your entire childhood, then the real world hits
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oh no
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>>744735902
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>>744730114
I'm a member of MENSA for quite a while, and I still like to get high and waste some of my time here. High-paying job is not always fun to do.
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>>744735756
>If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room.

^story of my life
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I didn't screencap, but 125. I've always known I was smarter than everyone. I always would ace tests, but unfortunately my intelligence is countered by the fact I have Marfan's Syndrome.
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>>744724427
We are the highest so far
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>>744718746
144 aerospace engineering master race reporting in.
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>>744718379
I was evaluated at 136 (assholes put me in the gifted program for it)
I just tested at 123 while drunk using this site lol
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>>744736463
>(assholes put me in the gifted program for it)

LOL same shit here.
Fuck those gifted programs.
Dropped out of it in 2 weeks.
Was tested at 138.
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I got a 133, i had to guess on the last two, i was eating ice cream at the beginning and didnt notice there was a timer. Higher than i expected, im a 31 year old radar engineer (BS EE) who does not get nearly enough sleep (i felt a lot sharper as a student when i slept 8+ a day).
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>>744736419
>>744724427
sup fam
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i got 95 after answering like 13 questions then the same answer for the remaining ones.

I felt like it wasn't worth the time.
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>>744718379

Test is fake. If you fill in the entire thing with random answers, it still scores you between 91 and 100. 100 should be the 50% margin for an IQ test. It returns this result despite random answers should be the worst possible result a person can be expected to give.

Long story short, the test gives inflated scores. Most likely so that people proudly post their scores and link to the site so more people visit.

Only an idiot would believe they are a super-genius based on an online IQ test with only one type of question. The people bragging about their scores in this thread are gullible rubes.
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121
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>>744737228
I work as a software engineer in the valley. I feel pretty stupid among most of my peers, and I'm one of the dudes who scored a 138, so I wouldn't be surprised if it is inflated.
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130
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WOW - we live in a country full of fucking stooooopids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHEawhiwhsI
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Only 25% of people are smarter then me, wich means about an 85% (Just an A- but still)

even got invite to take a test in norway lol
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IQ is really just a measure of how well you do on a test compared with other people your age. Scores are generally shown on a bell curve. The average score is 100. People to the far left or far right of the curve are outliers.
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>>744737575
Nice way of looking at the funny side of things
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>>744737575
not sure if serious. hahahahaha..

dude you're only smarter than 25% of the population
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>>744719693
Somebody is maaaaaaaad.
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Phew, I'm not dumb
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>>744737933
you might not be dumb but looking at all ur tabs ur def a faggot LMAO
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>>744718379
123, pretty disappointed. I've tested 165 on other similar online tests in the past.
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would be interesting if someone compiled all the scores and got the modes, means, and frequencies. way too lazy to do that shit though
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Wasted life away doing drugs, now I'm sad, lonely and get pushed around by idiots.
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It took me a second to see how to answer.. I nevr took an IQ test like that before.. wan't sure if I was getting it right. had to finish the patterns, right?
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fucking hell some of them were hard
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>>744736065
I feel like if things had gone slightly differently in my childhood I would have graduated from a real university with a bachelor's last may. But I got fucked up badly enough at some point that now I have to come here.
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>>744738059
I have no shame. I should have scrolled over to all the tabs of incest porn I have up.
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>>744738343
That's right mate, blame everybody else for your mistakes.

Im the druggo from above and also had a shit upbringing, don't see me blaming anybody but myself though...
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uh-oh
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>>744738343
/b/ro i had an iq of 138 as a kid.
I'm a NEET.
Maybe i'll start studying this winter.
Postponed it this summer because of my anxiety.
I'm 23 and could've skipped a class when i was little.
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>>744738679
>chrome
calling bullshit on that one
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>>744738979
huhh? it's how my app takes screenshots
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>>744738714
I hope you're able to start doing something productive with your time. I've been there and I hated it. What does your anxiety look like?
>>744738479
If anything, I blame myself to an unhealthy degree. I'd like to forgive myself and try to move forward, but when I think about how my life could have gone, it's not easy.
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>>744738679
Damn, are you so retarded that you broke the test? At least you can get disability.
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>>744718379
my IQ is 121, I'm Gifted but not the top percentile.
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>>744739270
It comes and goes.
Sometimes i can't face other people without 0.5-1 mg xanax.
I don't respond for days to messages or calls.
Shut myself in sometimes for days.
Don't really have a reason to.
I'm pretty fit and good looking.
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>>744739415
jokes on you i'm already on disability (support pension (australia))
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i don't feed into the bullshit of online IQ tests, but hay if you want to compare yourselves.
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>>744718746
This test gave me a 130. This test is also shit. It only grades you based on logic and reasoning, and nothing more. I know I am book smart, and good with patterns and logic, which is why I score well on these tests. But I am much worse in a lot of different areas. For example, I am terrible at writing, and have consistently had trouble passing my English classes all through school.

When people take this test as the end-all be-all of their intelligence, they are indeed falling victim to what you claim. People think IQ tests are the only way to measure intelligence, when in fact they are one of the worst ways, since everyone is better at different tasks.
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>>744739737
your tendies are ready jimmy
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>>744739737
most are bullshit, but ones like these are more accurate than others.

especially so if you take a median of, say, 10 attempts.
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>>744739831
dude is smarter than 98% of the population lol.

sounds like you're projecting.
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>>744739866
so i should do this 9 more times for a more accurate score?
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Not paying attention, real money on the poker table. I've done these in person and got 140 as a kid.
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>>744739573
I've been wondering if I have something like that. There was a party I sort of wanted to go to tonight, but ended up getting too nervous to go. And I basically only leave the house for class. Last time I tried community college, I would eventually start to fall behind, then start to skip classes because I felt nervous that the professor would call me out, or I wouldn't be able to keep up, or whatever. But I would get nauseous and sweaty.
Does that sound like anxiety? I'm trying to figure out exactly how I'm fucked up so I can try to get better.
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>>744739866
>>744739988
sorry for double posting also, but what gives this legitimacy over others? and if the rules don't change i doubt my score will either
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>>744739988
not this exact test, it will just repeat the same patterns and you will get a higher one than before, the best way is to find other tests that are similar and compare scores to get the median.

normally in this situation they would have different versions of the same test and pass them out after you complete each one.
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>>744740046
>But I would get nauseous and sweaty.

That's pretty much anxiety described.
Plus i have some moments where i can't even move. Shaky hands too.
Rapid heart beat etc.
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>>744740069
because normally an online test will ask you questions and have multiple choice or fill in the blank style answers, the answers to those can change based on where you live in the world.
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>>744740186
>>744740069
basically pattern arrangement is a universal type of intellectual skill.
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>>744740043
getting 140 as a kid is impressive but doesn't mean much, your IQ changes over time.
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>>744740186
are you saying the ameritards get a dumber test so they get higher overall IQ and can post muh IQ posts on /b/?
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>>744740186
I don't think that gives this test more legitimacy... Fill in the blank is much harder then a 1/9 puzzle.
>>744740278
I'm not sure if i agree with that, but an argument on b is not fun.
>>744740343
lul
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>>744740343
no, 3rd world countries do due to a lack of education and poorer living conditions causing their answers to be different.

theirs are more pattern arrangement and maths, north america gets written work, math, pattern arrangement and sometimes essay writing.
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>>744740343
ameritard here, i got a 138 on the test. fuck ya couch nigga
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>>744740340
generally it improves tho
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>>744718379
as soon as there is math involved i failed
34 is the only one I didn't get
I could simply tell just by looking at it math was involved
Luckily a mathematically inclined friend of mine could demonstrate the solution
So I guess 143 iq
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Pretty close to what I got with the real one, which is 118.

I feel stupid a lot of times though. I honesty thought it was gonna be lower
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>>744740545
yours apparently didn't.

there are factors other than knowledge like application of said knowledge and retention and aptitude which also come into play.

like "if a = b, and b = c, then does a = c?"
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>>744739737
>>744740586
That must've been one i got wrong, I used the method that little + little = big and big was a hard cap of size not increasing based on position
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Actual member of Mensa here.

For those of you that are scoring high (97th percentile or higher) and think this might be a bs online test, I suggest you sign up for the real deal... you might surprise yourself.
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113, am I thick?
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>>744739651
Hell yeah! Get paid my nigga
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>>744740173
I've had the elevated heart rate before but I don't think I've ever had shaky hands or being unable to move. Are drugs the best workaround? I'm not opposed to them but I'm already on adderall for add. I don't want to be dependent on two drugs to function like a regular person. Fuggg.
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>>744740735
mind telling us what kind of research goes into creating this test, or if it's already published posting a link?
>>744740780
you are above average, and nothing more, deal with it.
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>>744740659
Wrong pic
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>>744740822
they give out adderall for add?! damn I should ask my doctor to re-prescribe me so I can actually focus on things, might make my IQ higher.
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>>744740838

I wouldn't know about Norways test (which is the one everyone's trying out in this thread). Different countries use different ways to measure IQ. There are also different IQ-scales, which is why members don't actually bother with the IQ numbers, and instead talk about the percentile. One scale could show that you have 136+ while another says 149+, but the percentile is the same.
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>>744740838
He is above average for Asians which is pretty good.
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Fuck me, those last couple were tough.
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>>744740822
Idk man.
I have it from bipolar.
You could have other reasons for it.
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>>744740956
It's certainly helped me, though it seems like it's losing effectiveness even though I'm on a higher dose than when I started. If you're struggling to focus and get things done it could be worth a shot.
Are you on something else now?
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>>744718379
>Your IQ lies outside the area that the test is able to measure.

tfw 2 smart
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>>744741108
don't you think using a scale like that makes it pretty much invalid on a world wide scale? Being that most of the world is globalist now, seems pretty retarded to compare yourself to your neighbor.
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Damn son
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>>744740735
What exactly are the perks of being in Mensa? Just prestige? Maybe some extra job opportunities?
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>>744739651
You are what is wrong with this country. Get a job you lazy faggot.
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>>744741588
This is what is wrong with Australia (pic related). Not a few guys on disability.
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>>744741588
i have a job, i make 500 a week so i'm under threshold to still get disability benefits, and, i tried getting a job for years but only could once i got the medical and social assistance that comes with being diagnosed retarded
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>>744741183
If they're tough you're not doing it right
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these were the only 8 qs i was unsure of, anyone care to teach me?
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>>744718746
Bullshit, I was given one of those "sanctioned" state run tests in 1987 in a state run hospital (Westboro State) and scored 144, and I am dumb as fuck. I have exceptional common sense, but nothing noteworthy for intellect.
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>>744718379
I'm a normal IQ fag
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>>744718379

They can't even measure my genius
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>>744741405

To my understanding, the percentile is global. The IQ number is just another way to show the percentile. That's why when you hear "X celebrity has 150 IQ" you shouldn't bother listening. Depending on what scale they use, it could mean that its not really as high as it sounds.

>>744741474

Not a lot of extra job opportunities. Most members usually don't tell recruiters about it since it can backfire.

I reckon most of the perks are for the ones looking to network and travel a lot.
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>>744736262
not screencapping is a -50 on the scale
not realiziong that you can rightclick and save is even -75
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>>744742055

That means nothing unless you go sign up for the real proctored test.
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>>744742133

No it means I clicked the first option each time just to see what would happen.
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>>744741718
Obviously why I scored 121 instead of 140+ dipshit.
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>>744722766
> And to the dumbass above.
Which one? You fucking moron.
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>>744718379
Took it like three we is ago. Got a 132.
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>>744718379

I clicked on random ones and completed it in about 30 seconds.

>seems like some bullshit
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>>744741785
>>744739737
me
>>744740720
rational
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>>744742205
What I mean is you shouldn't over-complicate these tests
Look for patterns, then account for them
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>>744742176
So they have a troll-proof test? That's hilarious!
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>>744739808
These tests aren't designed to test knowledge. These are designed to test your reasoning and ability to solve problems based on logic, reasoning and ability to solve problems. If they tested based on learned information then they would be worthless unless every person taking them had access to the same education. A good iq test would put every human on a level playing field so that even if you didn't know how to read you could still take it and have a fair chance.
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>>744742363
sorry im retarded wherever i say counter clockwise, it's clockwise
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>>744742317

I did the same thing and got better.

>seems like some serious bullshit
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>>744718379
133
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I did one a few years ago and got 143.
This time I got 123.
Am I retarded?
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>>744742479
as you get older your IQ declines, has to do with your neural plasticity. Play more word jumble or some shit old man
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Does this means I smrt?
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>>744742425

I did it one more time only choosing randomly from the top row and completed it in about 25 seconds.

>next level bullshit it seems

Let me ask. When they want you to do the "real" test, do they want you to pay for it?
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>Your IQ was measured to 125, which is equivalent to the 95.2 percentile.

Looking at the scores, either /b/ is very intelligent, or the test is rubbish.

Of course, IQ tests are bullshit in general.
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>>744742529
But anon, I'm 21.
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>>744742537

look upon my experiments and despair Anon-kun.

>>744742532
>>744742425
>>744742317

Or maybe they're trying to say bullshitting your way through life is average?
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>>744718379
I guessed the last few, I had no clue what the patterns could be/were sick of them lol. This seems about right though.
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>>744742616

did you spill your browser in orange juice?
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Anyone know if the time counts for anything?
I smashed it in 10 minutes thinking it'd be a better score if you did it quicker.
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>>744740720
I did the same, got 135, not sure how many I missed but there were 2-3 towards the end where I am honestly not sure if I got it right
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>tfw I was officially evaluated when I was younger and scored 135
>take OP's test and scored 125

Did I get dumber over the years? feelsbadman
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>>744742581
oh then you must've fucked yourself somehow, brain damage, drinking, all things are on the table tbh
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>>744718379
Did it a few days ago
131
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>>744742648
hahaha, I have an extension that turns whites into oranges to help with eye strain.
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>>744742672
my explinations for a few near the end
>>744742363
for the fucked up explination ( i guess i forgot to finish it) i used the curves as wind currents to push lines away.
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>>744742700
Maybe I should end it all
Top 7% isn't good enough
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>>744742479
These tests are bullshit, but it does tell you how fast you're able to learn
However everybody with an open mind can learn, how one does learn from understanding the answers.
>>744742363

>>744742654
Yes iq accounts for speed
Which is bad news for me
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>>744742745

nigga you on firefox? use darkweb.

Makes all the white on websites dark gray and text white.

Better than "I don't drink water" piss color.
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>>744742712
We should clearly understand that those who got less than 133 are subhumans by nature
133-kun
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>>744742615
Nice testing. Random choice shouldn't get you even close to "average".
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>>744742532
I took it twice. Once alternating the same two blocks getting a 90 which is borderline slow. The second time I got (pic related) pressing the same block over and over. It isn't "nest level bullshit" it seems pretty good for an online test.
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>>744742699

Read >>744742059

Different tests could have used different scales of measurement.
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>>744718379
>stroking my ego

A true intellectual doesn't need to show off.
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>>744718379
125
I did too much drugs in the last years -.-
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>>744742700
Actually regression towards the mean
Is more likely to occur in the higher percentile
Eat healthy, drink plenty, exercise, all that good shit
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>>744742788
I feel learning how to do logic puzzles is by doing a lot of them and repeating none of them and analyzing their patter. Best thing you can know is apply as many patterns as you can and then eliminate the retarded ones and use what remains.
with love, >>744742363
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>>744742828
Im on chrome. I had an extension do that before but It was kind of buggy and some things were eligible on some sites/formats.
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>>744742937
That shit is all well and good but it isn't going to raise your iq. For that you need to excercise your brain with puzzles and shit.
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>>744742937
I mean your probably right, but there are an innumerable amount of factors that play into it, also regression towards the mean likely has to do with loss of neural plasticity, That's what logic puzzles are based off of...
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>>744742363
for number 5 I looked at the number of each cube on both sides, and then deleted all the ones that matched so for first column you delete the three white, for second column you delete everything, for last column you delete the one white square and get 2 black ones on the left.

for the last one you take the top image and vertically flip it and then delete all the lines that overlap, and are left with only lines that didn't overlap from either image (only after vertical flip).
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>>744737575
I feel like your result in this test and your ability to read graphs are related
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>>744742959
Couldn't agree more
Adding to that, daydreaming I believe also helps
The subconscious holds instinctual intelligence
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>>744737575
well done m8
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>>744737704
>>744737575
>>744737684
>>744743258
kek
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Just retried it, 133.
Pretty happy with top 2%
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>>744741474
If someone puts mensa on their CV, I discard it immediately.
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>>744718379
Is this good?
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>>744743074
Sure, I know
Was talking about maintenance
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>>744743121
oh shit, your right, thanks for the tip off, didnt even think of the vertical flip.
>>744743302
I don't think instinctual intelligence will help you with logic related problems. In all honesty i would consider it a detriment due to how radically different those ideas are...

>>744743416
what about a legit IQ test that measures 130+?
>>
The last 3 or 4 are tough.
Other than that it's pretty simple.
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>>744741474
pretty much this
>>744743416
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>>744743121
Correct.
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>>744743482
yeah, still not sure about the other 2 at the end though, hopefully someone can enlighten us
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>>744743482
also, can we get confirmation in any way about the adding blocks thing? the only part of your explanation that doesn't make sense to me is why the big blocks equal three (at least according to your math reasoning).
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>>744718379
I think I'm too stoned for it right now
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>>744743482
>I don't think instinctual intelligence will help you with logic related problems. In all honesty i would consider it a detriment due to how radically different those ideas are...
It wouldn't help directly with logic related problems

They should be kept separate, but both enhances one another (We're just bouncing ideas here)
If you where to look at it as a lense, you adjust it, but it's up to the individual expanding his or hers repertoire.
As anon has said
>>744742959
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Sounds about right.
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>>744743834
whatever I did it myself, the right answer is not mathematical, it's another visual addition puzzle.

I answered all of them the same except for that one and I got 101 vs 103 for IQ
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I did this a couple months ago and got 121, I'm just now doing this again and getting 109... W-what's happening to me, anons...?
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>>744744211
Underlying instinctual intelligence
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>>744744211
I also learned that you only need to answer like 10 right to hit 101th which is pretty sad IMHO
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>>744744261
Regression toward the mean
You seek the normie approval
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>>744744281
yeah, now if I had any desire to brute force it I could make you all look like intellectual dodo birds with my superior knowledge and IQ, or because cheating this test is pathetically easy if you want to.
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>>744718379
Thats so nice. Every IQ test gives me constant 125. Thats quality.
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>>744744168
I am both of those posts for the rest of the thread ill sign with FP to make it easier.

do us both a favor and define instictual intelligence please.
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>>744744403
You guessed it
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>>744744364
I got some shit ta say just for the fuck of it
them thangs them thangs don't even ask me

corner of my eye the coroners here why under pressure I

my back bone slip left to the death
massive procession of cold sweat
stalactite step slide through you're next
get me inside I'll do the rest

master of self contained combust
sustained disgust command him claim
figure eight strut can't be touched
subversive infiltration reign supreme in none me trust
why must them fuck them

mine vomit stain dem feel not but hate dem
line up back facin suspense rapes dem
one by one hot cum shot clip spray dem
life drop and waste dem in pine box laid dem ta
grime dismantled churn the fat
light the candle burn the wax
before me dies in scorch uprise
can't deny it no way back

I got some shit ta say just for the fuck of it
them thangs them thangs don't even ask me

invoke ancient locc to the brain in a blaze ignition weightless world
warped rotation path is blurred memento mori dead mans curve

oblivion transcender becomes him shroud
I can't remember I'm no one now
comin for yours lock your doors
identifier destroyer

comon stick me cut me drain me suck me drink me take me down
feel me one three make your chamber pound and drown

I got some shit ta say just for the fuck of it
them thangs them thangs
don't even ask me

bear the mark take one to know lifted chin face don't show
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>>744744474
I couldn't even if I wanted to, it's all encompassing
There are plenty sources, I encourage you to explore all of them
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>>744744727
No offense but you sound like a new-age hippy, and i meditate and read "spiritual enlightening" books... but i also read weird shit a lot like my necronomicon.
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>>744718379
I'm retarded sorry /b/
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>believing that an online Internet test can measure the capabilities of a very complex self functioning conscious mind
Only pic related cares about this shit
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>Your IQ was measured to 125, which is equivalent to the 95.2 percentile.

well, i always knew that im more intelligent than most of those fucktards out there, but i think people who score more than 140 in the test have aspergers or some shit. Anyway, IQ is a bullshit that doesn't metter in the real world.
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>>744744970
I wish problem solving had a real application in life.
Reality is, it's useless in modern society.
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>>744744727
>are plenty sources, I encourage you to explore
I imagine this has a lot to do with intuitive intelligence.

Which in my understanding is something of a subconscious ability to find patterns outside of the immediate problem.

like with the block problem where we discussed whether it was mathematical in nature or visual. based on the fact that no other problem had been purely mathematical I made an assumption about how the problem was solved and it turned out to be right.

Not saying I'm a genius or anything like that, but that's always been my particular skill, I'm much better at finding shortcut patterns than actually solving a problem through sheer intellect. I often get halfway through and then make an educated guess and it turns out to be right.

This also gets me caught sometimes as some problems aren't presented in that way or are outliers from the norm.
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>>744744970
>everyone worse than me is retarded
>everyone smarter than me is socially retarded
kys
>>744744727
sorry forgot to sign that with FP lol losing IQ as i sit longer in this thread.
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Keeping in mind I am sleep deprived.
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>>744744949
The only way to measure your intelligent is by looking at your life comfort, wealth, achievements levels (unless your parents are rich)
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>>744745039
not sure if your ironicly shitposting or retarded, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>744745172
123, as easy as ABC,
as simple as do re mi,
a b c, 1 2 3
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>>744745202
Literally specialising in anything is more useful.
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>>744745039
yep, only hard work counts and if youre smarter than most entrepreneur then you might outfuck them.

>>744745059
we all like to judge others so I dont see any problem in my statements so you better kys
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>>744745280
in my experience it has been, depends where you are I suppose. My work found out I was good at solving problems and the people whose problems I solve think I'm an asshole and everyone above me thinks I'm "so amazing" but won't promote me because I already solve a bunch of their problems for no moneys. Now I have to figure out how to solve that problem...
>>
>>744744830
I know, I've just got stuff to do so I'm just shooting of right now.
I will say I do believe that intelligence lies in different dimensions, that can be engineered to align.
In the most concrete example, I would dismiss someone with ADHD or ADD from being stupid right of the bat.
>>
>>744745442
wouldn't*
>>
>>744745280
like software engineering which is literally open ended problem solving? and is a huge field, and has dozens if not hundreds of different specializations?
>>744745344
>we all like to judge others
correct
> I dont see any problem in my statements so you better kys
you are an ego-centric shit head that thinks that the universe and it's laws revolve around you. come to this realization and kill yourself for the betterment of the rest of the world
>>744745442
peace man, also people with ADD and ADHD arn't stupid i just find them annoying.

FP
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>>744718379
>90 by just random clicking cant be right. Its too small test
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>>744745269
Fuck off transrace pedo fag
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>>744718379
>>
>>744745587
>2017
>not being an ego-centric shithead that thinks that the universe and it's laws revolve around you

kys muslim cockloving faggot
>>
>>744745751
not sure if shitposting or actually retarded. One way or another I guess im done, peace.
>>
I got 115, guess i'm not a fucking idiot after all.
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Literally guessing at random I got perfectly average
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>>744746053
wow. thats a new highscore for random
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>>744745957
the problem with you is that you think your opinion is better than mine. I think you are more ego centric than me, what an irony.
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>>744746203
What where the previous scores
>>
>>
Had a test taken at the shrink I go to now
Scored 131
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I have ADHD... Literally no attention span whatsoever. If I filled it in over the course of the day it'd be way higher because I just start guessing eventually.
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Finished in 9 mins due to friends bugging me. Totally didnt get the last few but I guess I could get a few more right if I invested more time
>>
>>744718379
how long does this test take cause I don'T wanna waste my time
>>
>>744748191
25 min maximum
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>>744718379
I'm drunk. I wonder which ones I got wrong.
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>>744719359
haha, im a percent higher then you.
>>
>>744721592
me too, same score.
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whelp
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finished 10 minutes early
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>>744737300
that's the thing, we seek out people like ourselves, and amongst them, we are average.
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really didnt see that coming, that test was hard as fuck
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I did it but I don't trust it.
20 yo computer science student
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>>744721592
The virtues of common sense apparently; the test is a sham
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>>744740586
wait the patterns go from left to right?

I thought they were all top to bottom. How the hell did I still score 123?
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>>744751704
sub-80 alert
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lol
>>
>>744718379

List of 4chan all archives:
https://archived.moe/_/articles/faq/#4chan_archives
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>>744751825
Patterns go every which way, it's relative..
>>
>>744736065
>>744735756
>>744735662
>>744735530

felt really good to read these.

also, board with highest?

my money is on the fa/tg/uys.

think they would wreck it.
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Oof
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>>744737575
Lol probably smartest guy in the thread and guessed after one minute.
>>
>>744735756
This lel
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>>744740586
That's not right. The big one maxes out and doesn't roll over. The answer was the center bottom.
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>>744718379
I think it could be done better, but idk.
>>
Did I really not get any of them right?
>>
>>744755730
Fuck yeah nigga
>>
>>744755893
9/10 edit
>>744755916
10/10
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I'm hung over from getting crossfaded last night too...
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