So youre telling me this shit is going to bounce off cuba like

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>lacking a basic understanding of meteorology

Hurricanes are essentially "powered" by hot water, and are attracted to it. They get pushed away by land. Take your Alex Jones type shit to /pol/

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>>744702900
Meteorologists are all liberals creating fake news.

They're just making all these "paths" to fuck with you. Hurricanes travel in a straight line, just like everything else in nature.

>>744703604
>everything else in nature
KEK

I thought that forcasted path looked sketchy. Not to mention, I knew it would fizzle out by the time it got there.

This is real time for you https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-70.48,24.87,1148/loc=-81.621,23.805

>>744702900
>>744703604
>>744703838
>go to Key West to prove libruls are full of shit and FAKE NEWS
>stand there waiting for FAKE STORM
>FAKE STORM arrives
>FAKE FUCKING STORM picks me up and slams me into a palm tree
>FUCK YOU FAKE STORM FAKE NEWS REEE I shout as the palm tree is ripped from the ground
>get tossed into the ocean with palm tree and drown
>palm tree washes up in Cuba
>fucking gommunists stole muh tree
>I was right all along
>also teh jooz

>>744702900
I agree with OP. So far the "forecasts" have been dismally wrong. I f any other industry crated such a panic without delivering, they'd be fucked. If a stock broker told you to buy a stock or OMFG you're going to fucking die and then the stock tanked, you 'd fire his ass. Maybe even a lawsuit.

>>744705920
Can't exactly sue the weather.

>>744706184
Can I sue the weatherman?

>>744706184
Re-read my post. I'm guessing English isn't your first language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOUVUiOkJ9E

>>744706296
nope.

>>744706306
You can't even sue the weatherman. Inclement weather is unpredictable, get over it.

>>744705920
>If a stock broker told you to buy a stock or OMFG you're going to fucking die and then the stock tanked, you 'd fire his ass. Maybe even a lawsuit
>If somebody took advantage of my stupidity for their personal profit then I'd sue.

>>744706577
I get that. If it's uncertain, then say so. These asshole weathermen tell you that shit is going to happen. Period. You're going to die. There fucking will be catastrophic damage.

>>744705219
Palms are not trees,
Look it up.

>>744706691
You can sue for false advertising or fraud.

>>744702900
Shut the fuck up nigger. I don't even know how the fuck meteorology works.
To be able to predict the weather you need to know the position of every single molecule in the atmosphere, and you must know how they will interact with each other. This is extremely dificult, you dumb negro.

Houston resident
can confirm that hurricane path is not simply "straight line"

>>744706754
>If it's uncertain, then say so
They do. It's uncertain as to where the storm will mive but it is beyond certain that there qill be catastrophic damage and people will die if they are caught in the storm.

>>744706977
>They do
They most certainly don't. I live in south florida. I've been listening to these assholes for a week. Every single prediction is given with 100% certainty.

>>744702900
What is wrong with you anon? Go take your meds.

>>744706977
>>744707097
And they never admit that they were wrong.

>>744706842
I don't care, anon.

>>744706754
I don't know who you've been listening to, but the weatherman I've been watching clearly says it's all just predictions. The media lies all the time, but the weather is just one of those things that's not 100%.

>>744707097
Current models predict that it will be making landfall in South Florida, this is turning out to be correct.

>>744707097
You're an idiot and wrong. Fucking stop

>>744706926
You're part of the lie,
Liberal media make up these "hurricanes" to scare people into being controlled and taking money donated by poor fools who believe that their helping.

>>744707173
I don't know wtf you're listening to but I've been monitoring the Weather Channel and local news. They always say that shit is definitely going to happen.

>>744707242
Really? yesterday's prediction said it was going to hit Miami. Was that one correct as well?

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>>744705219
>Don't you dare insult me commie fuck!!!!!
>lulz helicopters!!!1111
>You're just a CUCK!!!!!!!! HEHEHEH
>TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

>>744707259
I can't help but feel like we're wasting our time trying to explain the inherent unpredictability of hurricanes to people expecting the weatherman to be 100% correct.

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>>744707242
2017-09-07

>>744707374
Do you know what part of the state Miami is in?

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2017-09-07

>>744706842

You focus on palms are not trees? Fucking dweeb

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Oh hey I found OP.

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2017-09-08

>>744707454
>>744707486
>>744707524
I'm shocked to learn that major storms can change path over the course of several days.

>>744707710
Again, I don't have a problem with the uncertainty of weather. I have a problem when that uncertainty is reported as fact.

>>744707485
Sure do. The part that didn't get hit.

>>744702900
Serious question, people choosing not to evacuate is just natural selection in action or no?

>>744707294
so, Harvey was "made up"?

>>744707817
The weathermen report the most likely path of the storm based on current models. I shouldn't have to explain the inherent uncertainty behind all weather reports. Are you a child?

>>744707393
breddy much that, yeah.

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>>744707817
you're so fucking stupid. You don't even understand. Nobody reports weather predictions as indisputable fact. They are statistically-derived predictions based on collections of past information, and they are a hell of a lot better than any other baseless bullshit anyone else can come up with. It's not someone telling you their opinion, it's someone grinding data through a computer and telling you the result of the model.

>>744707817
>uncertainty is reported as fact.

moron spotted. who the fuck reports predictions as fact? spoiler alert: no one.

>>744703604
>straight lines
>nature
Kek

IRMA

>>744707495
oh shit

>>744708064
Holy shit! You're a new kind of stupid.
I'm not arguing the uncertainty of weather, you fucking dingus. I'm arguing that weathermen/medi report it as fact.

>>744707294
Wait, who gets the money?

How much thought did you put into this 'theory' of yours?

>>744708213
Piss off. You clearly don't know shit and have never watched hurricane coverage on the news.

>>744708325
>I'm arguing that weathermen/medi report it as fact.
They don't though. You're so goddamned stupid it's almost unbelievable.

>>744707802
wat

>>744707454
still dont understand how its not going to just drift into the gulf, if its going diagonally downward before touching cuba+islands, and wind is blowing toward SE, why would it THPS boardslide up the west coast of florida?

>>744702900
Calm down, you fucking retard.

Let's see your meteorology credentials before you go and say stupid shit.

>itt: how do hurricanes hit florida if the world isnt flat

Checkmate, sheeple

>>744708404
You are arguing with an alt-right Trumptard obviously. Don't even bother.

>>744708465
>credentials from liberal elitist college

Fucking commies and your 'degrees'

>>744708399
Dipshit, I've lived in Florida my entire life and have watched coverage for all major storms. If ypu actually listen to the words the weatherman is saying instead of being distracted by the colorful pictures you'll notice that their reports usually start with something like "current models show" because they're reporting their predictions and those change over time.

>>744708507
Oh, shit I never thought of that

>>744707710
>I'm shocked to learn that major storms can change path over the course of several days.

I'm shocked to learn there are two Cockburn Towns.

>>744708647
are you evacuating?

>>744708605
>teh gommies
lol

>>744708647
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP6EkcZ0q4Q

>>744708715
I live in Orlando and I'm staying put. I have certain obligations here that prevent me from up and leaving.

>>744708750
>fox republican news
>accurate

pick one

Hurricanes are created by the government as a means of toppling communist cuba.

They cloud seed over the atlantic just off the coast of africa

>>744708750

Kinda fucked with current tech, there isn't "better accuracy". Better than 50 years ago though.

>>744708919
You can reschedule that hooker appointment.

>>744706842
Interesting. I didn't know that. Thank you, anon.

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Well, the real fake news is that this is "global warming in action" but from the real science of it that's roughly equivalent to suggesting X-Men could actually happen. Like people evolve so fast that could be real. Or, to translate it back into climatological terms that all global ice will be gone by 2025 or 2030 instead of something more along the lines of 2100. It's like telling a kid about cells and he looks really close at his hand and says I THINK I CAN SEE ONE. No you don't, you little shit. You people are turning into conservatives from 15 years ago blathering on about where monkeys went if we evolved from them...

>I can see in geological timescales suddenly and it's ALL DONALD TRUMP'S FAULT

yeah okay every scientist who genuinely cares for the public to understand science is cringing at this leftist pocket spaghetti, bad enough when the right pretends to not know science, don't you start doing it

>>744708972
Hurricanes have always been unpredictable like that

>>744708919
R.I.P. anon

>>744709224
>climate change is fake

Oh you're dumb? yeah you're dumb.

>>744708983
I'll take my chances.

>>744708919 You are just lazy as fuck and decide to roll the dice, aren't you? I would have done the same.

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>>744703604
>liberals
>fake news
>creating pathes
>straight lines
>nature

godamnit, /pol/ack, you're tearing this family apart

>>744705920
Dude..do you NOT notice how the as the track and predict the path..the further it gets from the actual location, the wider the path gets??? Thats precisely because of the uncertainty. If you don't understand something that simple...

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>>744702900
> FUCKING KILL YOURSELFS, ITS NOT >HITTING FLORIDA YOU SENSATIONAL >SHEEP CONSUMER MORONS.

But who are you really mad at?

>>744708060

false flag. run by the same people as sandy hook. houston flood was fake as shit, it was all paid actors. i've been to houston and it doesn't look like that. Can't believe people buy into this jewish soros bullshit. There's no such thing as hurricanes. It's just an ordinary storm. Global warming is a myth.

>>744710020
>muh paid actors!
>m-muh government conspiracy!!!!11
please put your tin-foil hat back on and fuck off back to the asylum

>>744710020
Kek

>>744710020
Nigger

>>744709669
I've been though a lot of hurricanes, Irma doesn't scare me.

>>744702900
Lmfao the delusion

>>744708972
Meanwhile scientists would have me believe that models predicting the earth's average temperature will increase 0.1 celsius and sea level will rise by an inch in 50 years are unwavering and must be accepted as fact.

>>744710020
k den

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>>744702900
get fucked

>>744702900
Meanwhile, here in floridda, getting hit by the storm.


You are mad that you dont understand how the weather works?

>>744710020
are you in Florida right now?

>>744702900
>ITS NOT HITTING FLORIDA
it's hitting Florida right now, anon.

>Majority of scientists and experts in all fields are liberals
>THAT MEANS I MUST DENY REALITY, FUCK YOU EXISTENCE WITH YOUR LIBERAL BIAS

>>744710306
>scientists
>dishonest, arrogant hacks who figured out decades ago that if they just predict doom, over and over, people will give them money

>>744710234

I have no joke heard this same dipshit line from at least 5 different Floridians now.

It's as if the concept of one hurricane not being as big as another (let alone the litteral largest ever recorded) is an alien idea to them.

Let's be clear here, this anon is going to die this weekend, the question is should any of us feel bad about someone blatantly ignoring their own impending doom?

>>744708919
I don't understand why everyone here is so certain everyone is gonna die in FL. If he was in the Keys, then yeah, RIP Anon. He's in Orlando, and his place is most likely rated for 125mph winds at the minimum. This guy will be fine, and bitching about work in 2 days.

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>>744710306
>mfw supercomputers can predict where a hurricane will be in 24-96 hours from now.
>mfw supercomputers can predict where a tornado will form 5-30 mins before it happens
>mfw nobody really questions it because its 90% right
>mfw scientests are pretty much in agreement that humans have had an impact on climate change. (maybe not 90% like liberals like to pretend but also not 0% like republicans like to pretend)
>mfw there are still people who believe in everything above but not in human effects on global climate change.

>>744707956
Meanwhile, if you go look at Miami right about not it's experiencing a hurricane, weird.

>>744705920

You're right! The hurricane industry is bullshit! I'm going to stop buying these hurricanes! They've lost me as a customer!

>>744707393
hey that's 90% of the people that support trump

rip in OP we wont miss you

>>744702900
Let's go lack of understanding of gulfstreem currents

>>744707454
Do you see the cone given there? Did you know that the hurricane is still within that cone? It's>>744707486
just gone to the left most of the cone. I don't see why you are so mad.

>>744706754

they all constantly say how uncertain it is.

It's ironic that no one has learned their lesson after expecting Hilary Clinton to win.

>>744710781

sure it's dangerous, but only 25 people died in the caribbean out of 75.000 affected.

>>744707454
>>744707486
>>744707524
Whats the problem? the cone got smaller and the storm went further left than most, but not all, predictions, hence why the cone was that size to start with.

>>744710908

I'm in Naples. I'm kinda worried, but yeah still not as bad as the keys. I'm about 4 miles from the coast.

>>744710973
The uneducated have a louder voice now that Trump is in office. Expect things to get worse.

>>744711322
That's a rough spot. There, you should be worried at least. It was predicted to make landfall there, but current models show it staying out west in the Gulf. You got a good strong house? No leaky roof, or broken pipes or problems like that? You got your shutters up, or hurricane ready windows? You should be fine then.

>>744710781
Irma is only a Category 3 and will continue to lose strength as it heads north. I'm also not directly in the path, as the storm seems to be moving slightly to the West. If I was living on the gulf coast it would be suicide to stay but I'll be fine where I'm at.

>>744711267
you're right, don't underestimate the power of stupidity and ignorance.

>>744710020
sad little manlet.

>>744711009

miami has tons of rain and wind. tropical storm force winds.

>>744703604
obvious troll is obvious.... else just retarded

>>744706842
https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/stories/10-surprising-facts-about-palm-trees


you're wrong bitch nigga


step up

>>744707495
fucking trump supporters lmao

>>744710462

yes, it's barely raining. some wind. no big deal.

>>744710622
>scientists
>money
hate to break it to you but most climate scientists don't make all that much money.

>>744711363
feels like we are entering the Dark Ages.
or
Idiocracy

but lets remember that if Hillary would've won, the liberals would've been acting exactly like the trumptards.

secretly glad Trump won because it's fun to watch the Republicans crumble from the inside out, while the Democrats just altogether say, "fuck off already, Hillary".

>>744710622

who is giving them money?

>>744702900
Irma was always good at geometry

>>744711523
>only a Category 3

Deceptive. It's also three or four times as wide as a more typical hurricane, so the duration of high-velocity winds will be larger. Storm surge will be more water by volume. It's going up the warm west side of FL, so expect strengthening.

>>744710622
>implying there wouldn't be an incentive for "everything is perfect; nothing is ruined" scientist....you know, like tobacco is good for you scientists.

>>744708454

there's two cold fronts moving north. The first one wasn't strong enough to affect it. The second one is much stronger.

>>744709224

oceans are 1 degree warmer than usual this time of year...hurricanes are fueled by warm oceans...

>>744711608
I meant to say "right about now" my bad.

>>744711824

exactly like trump tards? probably not. some of them maybe.

>>744711824
As much as I hate Trump, he is literally getting nothing done and has brought some issues with democrats to light that need to be fixed. So although I don't want Trump in office for 8 years, bringing his kind of stupid and the stupidity of his followers out from shadows just shows us where we have gone wrong and to learn from it.

>>744711966

more scientists believe tobacco is good for you than believe global warming isn't real.

>>744709224
Global warming is indisputable and is happening, only conspiracy hicks that cannot understand elementary math and science do not believe in it. That or they're being paid to bash climate change, aka the republican party.
It is all documented too, but most conspiracy theorists are too dumb to look at evidence critically.

>>744712156
shhh he wants to believe in haarp lmfao

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>>744712248
pretty much.
the average liberal is as bad as the average conservative. which are both bad (obviously this is just my opinion)
the internet age has given us the option for creating 100% fool-proof echo chambers.
after awhile everyone that doesn't share your opinion is not just wrong but borderline retarded.
Hillary would've tried very hard to do exactly the opposite of what Trump is doing.
instead of getting rid of the EPA, she would've made it even stronger.
instead of deregulating everything, she would've double downed.

then again, what do i know. i voted 3rd party as a protest.
i regret nothing

>>744703954
This is full of awesomeness

OP should look at the RADAR loop. The turn to the north has begun.

These people at the NHC know wtf they are doing. OP is a huge faggot.

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>>744713525
Its still moving west nigger, just a slightly more northern track. No hurricane makes a fucking 90 degree turn while its moving. That shit stops, spins, then starts moving north.

>>744711799
BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAH you're full of shit ktnhxbai

>>744714042
I'm in Florida too. It's windy, but not raining here as well. I'm in Broward. I know in a few hours it'll pick back up, but for now, it's not much.

>>744713971
You do realize that a hurricane is not a solid object, right? It's a pattern of air flow that's a creature of even larger forces.

>>744714466
And please explain the science behind how a pattern of airflow makes a fucking 90 degree turn while traveling 5-10MPH west?

>>744714741
It bumps into a giant high pressure mass of air that pushes against it.

>>744710973
>ill people who believe in everything above but not

actually im pretty sure its greater than 90% lol

>>744713251
Hey I voted Johnson too but thinking that way is kinda stupid.
An intelligent/Educated person would know Trump is bad for America and the rest of the globe.

http://www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-2

live stream of miami

Fuck if Irma goes more west and feeds off the gulf. It's deciding where the most niggers are.

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>>744709618

>>744711523
Usually hurricanes gain strength between Cuba and Florida, so it may get back up to a 4 or at worst 5 before landfall.

Your house may be fine though, you're right, statistics and shit. Still can't support your decision.

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>>744714881
Yes, that high pressure system its going to bump into is surely present just take NOAAs word for it.

>>744715202

>my fox

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This was all a plot by the gay illuminati so they can hold their decennial meeting in the Florida keys with no witnesses.

>>744708750

Wtf. Fox faggot. All about ratings. Yeah, been doing weekend shit, having one of the three on.
"Evacuate! Flee! You will die!" Endless team coverage. But first, these dumb ads. Selling the panic.

>>744715202
Take your lithium.

>>744707802
That's a few hundred Max

>>744715024
didn't say he was good for America.
i know Trump is unknowingly destroying America.
i know Hillary would've been a better choice but i still didn't like where she would've steered this country either.
feels like the American people are looking towards the Federal government more and more for everything.

>>744711068
Nigger hurricanes are a huge cash cow. They've sold out of gas in Florida from evacuations, retail stores are sold out of everything, and the Weather Channel is getting Superbowl-tier ratings.

>>744708325
I believe I made this same kind of argument to my mother when I was 9. By 10, I firmly grasped the concept of a prediction and the weatherman no longer drew my ire.

Can you imagine how annoying it would be if weather reporters made every sentence suggests that what they're saying isn't certain?

"Looks like we've got some clouds probably coming in over here. Over here we'll likely have rain probably giving way to some sunshine in the early afternoon. Maybe later, maybe before. But probably in the afternoon. Temperatures will probably be heating up these next few days. There is a small possibility that it won't be heating up at all. There's an even smaller possibility that the temperature will just keep dropping and approaching 0 degrees Kelvin for reasons we haven't taken into account in our forecasting model. We may all die. But looks like sunshine and warm temperatures, most likely but definitely not absolutely certain. See you tomorrow perhaps."

>>744716435
this times a million, money has ruined the world by making stupid people dumber, and smart people greedy.

>>744716733
So why dont they just shut the fuck up completely, or better yet, educate the population instead of spouting horseshit.

I'll tell you why, money has ruined the world.

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>>744708023
No... Im a Floridian. I can explain the population and evacuation bullshit that's going on right now. In some retrospect OP is actually right.

There's 2 (Kinda 3) types of Floridians that live here.
1. Fake Floridians- people that migrate to Florida and claim they are Floridians. They bring their problems to this state and make it the cesspool of autism and AIDs epidemic it is now. These Floridians dont understand how Florida deals with hurricanes and other major problems that this State goes through. They fall for anything that is told to them because they want to pretend that they are in fact a "Floridian." In all honesty... Real Floridians hate these people more than tourists.

2. Real floridians- people born and raised in flroida and lived to watch the cartels take over south Florida, corruption spread through the State government, and people immitate gators by eating other people. These floridians most likely lived though hurricane charlie and andrew and know that hurricanes aint shit and that the media reports are fueled to aid businesses in Florida so that they can profit by sucking poor people dry of their money. These Floridians are most likely still making memes about irma or doing some stupid shit that they shouldn't doing. Reference >>744707495

Tl;dnr: all the people who evacuated Florida don't deserve to come back. Also be aware of the "Florida man"

>>744716733
>doesn't understand what probability is
>doesn't understand what weathermen actually do.
they are no different than reporters.
they report the news.
they don't really make their own predictions.
thats what the real scientists do.
thats what NOAA is for.

the scientists input all the data into a supercomputer.
the supercomputer analyzes all the data and predicts the weather.
the scientists then interpret the data.
then send it to local/national weathermen.
the weathermen then report what they just herd.
after the local weatherperson reports the predictions they then put it in a way that the average joe will understand and a with quirky fun trivia, like "the last time we had [insert weather phenomenon] it was in [insert year]!"

>>744717018
>educate the population instead of spouting horseshit
kek what
they educated the population that a huge hurricane is going to hit florida which it is doing literally doing right now

>>744716733
I would maybe rather have my forecasts like that.

>>744717018
Letting the masses know of the probability that a hurricane is going to hit them and how hard isn't spouting horseshit at all though..

>>744718984
>implying it wouldn't get old after a week
we get it.
you don't know the future.
we know.
we know.
just tell me if there's a chance of rain for tomorrow.
just like at my job.
i don't know with 100% certainty that my things will be done by the end of the week but i've never been late so odds are that i will be done on time.

>>744719395
Well, it wouldn't get old after a week. Maybe it'll rain, maybe it won't.

>>744719345
>>744718648
its literally missing florida right now, I fucking live here and its just raining a lot, nothing we havent seen before every fucking year, along with the news blowing it out of proportion and preading fear. The fucking people stuck in traffic deserve to be stuck, those fucking retards.

all last week they were saying its going to "slam into florida" and look at it now, cat 3 and totally different course. kek, fucking every year with this horseshit.

>>744717425
this fucking guy knows.