Ask a resident of the Florida Keys who decided to ride out

Fuck that. I hope you'll be okay. I have no questions.

>>744694254
What is your home's elevation above sea level?

>>744694254
Do you think the industrial revolution was caused by a lack of wood?

>>744694254
why u no leave?
shits gonna be bad son

do you have a boat?

>>744694377
about 13 feet at the foundation. I live in a concrete two story house with hurricane proof windows. My second floor is about 20 feet above sea level.

>>744694530
Yeah. I intentionally sank it this morning.

>>744694462
I ain't scared. It's just a light breeze.

>>744694254
do you have a vehicle you could have used to flee?

>>744694254
Nigga you gonna die

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>>744694593
Shit nigga you better get some sand bags. Katrina storm surge was 25 feet (worse than Irma). How far away are you from the coast?

Get all your good shit off the bottom floor and into the top floor.

>>744694775
I do. But the bridges are closed. The state is saying that it's too late to flee.

>>744694690
So you sunk your boat for a light breeze?

>Oh hur hur hur I'm so hard for staying.

Way to be a faggot more than ever OP.

>>744694994
This isn't my first rodeo, sparky.

>>744694254

Do you easily get blown away?

>>744694944
if the bridges are closed there shouldnt be much traffic, haul ass outta there /b/ro

>>744694254
You should livestream the storm OP

>>744695197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWhoLbbhkQ

>>744694254
Timestamp or gtfo

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>>744695238
>ever present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction

>>744695225
Looks like an average summer day in Skegness to me.

miami bro here.

What will you do when you fucking house gets full of water and your boat dissapears?

>>744694254
Harveyfag here. Gadspeed space monkey! Inlandfags don't get it.

Hey I know a girl that also stayed in the keys, too. Her family thinks that she is insane for riding out the storm.

>>744695318
I doubt the water will reach the second floor. Even if it does, I'll just sit in the water.

My house is hurricane proof. It will shield me from flying debris.

>>744694254
>taking your boat away from water
It's like you WANT to do it wrong

>>744694690
lol

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>>744694932
>How far away are you from the coast?


You understand what the Florida keys are right?

Is there any reason you would stay besides thinking it won't be that bad?

>>744695464
Is your house nigga proof? As soon as that wind stops blowing they'll be out shopping, I mean looting.

Stay safe bro fuck man, glad you got your boat with you.

>>744695609
Exactly.....OP is a tard

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>>744695287
You should probably die. I'll do it for you but everyone will be much happier if you DIY.

Kthx.

PS please actually do it.

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>>744695630
I own a Ruger Sr40c.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU9dIFMnKNQ

>>744695844
I'm not going to do it. How does that make you feel?

>>744695888
repeating digits
you realize the nigs have guns too, right? also they shoot back

>>744696015
One can only hope. If they don't have a gun, I'll have to bury the body.

>>744695888

My GF is leftist as fuck and made me get rid of my gun.

I hope that no nigger comes in looting when the storm stops, I guess I'll put some music out loud so they know I'm home.

>>744696129
>made me

kill yourself

>>744695888
"there is no take up".

I get it now. I finally get why people keep raving about this pistol.

>>744696015
Looters are looking for soft targets. A hard target shooting at them will cause them to flee. These aren't home invaders that do this for a living, these are opportunists (vultures) looking for an easy meal.

>>744696501
I'm in pembroke pines
I've recently gotten into researching about firearms to own. For niggers obviously. After a quick google search I'm still confused. What does there is no take up define too?

>>744696965
In layman's terms, it's how much you have to move the trigger before you feel resistance. The guy is saying that you don't have to move the trigger of the Ruger at all to feel resistance, hence no take up. Compared to most firearms, it means the Ruger has a really short trigger pull.

This is what take up looks like
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTtOkXfibmA

>>744695844
Someone is bothered.

>>744694254
What was abraham Lincolns dick size? In metric preferrably.

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>>744695844
Demanding proof on this board is fucking newfag as hell.
An oldfag would just assume this is bait and smirk a little while bumping the thread anyways.

>>744694593
>hurricane proof windows remain suspended in the air while house blows away
>umbrella also untouched by storm

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>>744695844
You're mad, aren't you, little buddy?

>>744697978
It's made out of concrete.

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>>744694254
Be sure to write your name and SSN in permanent marker on your arm so they can identify your body.

>>744696129
>made me get rid of my gun

holy shit dude. you're so pathetic

>>744698760
I preffer sex with a 8/10 than my gun.

Stay mad you virigin fag, keep fucking you onahole like always, I'll be fucking my gf.

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Can you not ride rockets round Floridia?

>>744698760
Ikr? Who ever heard of compromise in a relationship before.

>>744698343
Those are some shitty windows

>>744698991
Men who compromise their principles to have sex don't get 8s. If you kept your gun and kicked her to the curb, you would have gotten the attention of her 9 friends.

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>>744700176
You don't understand anon, I love her.

And she has the same fetish for cosplay as I do. I don't see me getting another girl that would cosplay for me and also has the body to pull any cosplay off.

>>744694254
How do you still have internet? Electricity? A roof?

Are you a faggot like the rest of Florida residents?

seems like Florida is getting lucky.
looks like its leaning more and more to the left of Florida and then losing all its strength as it passes along the coast

>>744695287
They say you shouldn't believe what you read here. However I always tell the truth you might not believe it because it aint the kind of shit I tell people IRL but i dont give a shit if you believe...

>>744696129
Wow, you need to reevaluate your life choices m8.

>>744698991
You don't have a 8/10.
Why are you lying?

>>744694254
What key are you on? I've got like 5 livestreams open for Key West right now. Don't live there but go down for a couple weeks every year with my wife's family. Hoping the house we have rented will still be there this winter.

>>744694254 Keep this handy till the power phones and internet goes out. Hope you took the radio out of your boat and have plenty of batteries for it
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-70.48,24.87,1148/loc=-81.621,23.805

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>>744694254
Timestamp op, make it real

>>744694690
Why make this thread if it is just a light breeze?

>>744698577
This, every square inch of the keys will be under water within 24 hours

>>744694254
fucking pussy.

btw, start building houses made of stone instead living in your shitty homes made of cardboard.

>>744700664
Fuck you

>>744700505
You love her more than you love herself. If she's an 8, that means you're beneath an 8, which is why you'll never get a 9 or a 10.

If you want a 9 or a 10, you have to act like an 8 should be grateful to be with you. Even if it isn't true, you have to ACT like it is. You have to fake it until you make it.

You aren't doing that, because you don't have the willpower to do it. You lost control of your emotions.

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>>744702035
Most of us come her FOR bait.
It's really annoying when half the people who lurk this place don't know what it's for.

Say hi to Reed Timmer for me

Go to the southern most point and post a selfie

>>744703977
Dubs say make it so.
He's near Sloppy Joes

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>>744703837
>following the advice of some virgin kissless faggot on 4chan

I'll pass.

>>744703335
they interviewed a family that had a cement/stone house in PR...flattened to rubble. not much can stand up to 185 mph winds dude.

>>744704140
nigga, I ain't going outside. I don't understand why you guys want a timestamp?

Do you want me to take a picture of the enterior of my house with a post-it note? What the fuck would that prove? Why the fuck do you need proof for this thread to "magically" become more interesting?

>>744704406
cement block =/= reinforced concrete with embedded rebar.

>>744704446
confirmed bait. you misspelled interior.

>>744704548
still the stuff high winds picked up like cars become battering rams.

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>>744694254
mile marker what?

>>744694254
What made you choose suicide?

I would think death by drowning would be painful.

>>744704140
There's a live cam of the point. Not even an hour ago people,were there taking selfies.
I kept watching to see if they were gonna get sucked away by a wave....fucking morons...

>>744695609
>You understand what the Florida keys are right?
kek

>>744694254
Can you swim??

>>744695057
>I've been shot before, did fine, not afraid og getting shot again
>last time you got shot in foot, this time im gonna shoot you in the face
>dont care lol I made it fine last time around
>k den
>bang
op is dæd

>>744705510
FEMA left, all law enforcement's gone, the military's gone, no one's here.

I can do whatever I want.

The tide's out 3 miles though for some reason.

>>744694254
stream on periscope you near the water ?

>>744705308
But there is this asshole that was close...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hurricane-irma-waves-florida-keys-11142683

>>744696129
Once a woman starts demanding you start getting rid of stuff you like, it's time to start wondering if this is the woman you're going to marry.

Probably not.

>>744696129
Oh you voted for trump?

Drown.

>>744705696
you know about opening windows to avoid getting a huge pressure bubble in your house that can blow out your walls/roof, right? When a window breaks, you have to open one on the opposite side a bit

>>744703837
>I've totally not read the game
>I'm totally not a sperglord autist
>not listen here faggot imma tell how to pull pussy
gtfo lol

the gay homosexual population on the Keys is about 85%.

thus there's an 85% chance that OP is a known buttfag.

>>744706161
fuck off, I won't have some retard from B setting me up to die.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>744706132
Is there anything wrong on voting Trump over commie guy or "muh vagina" girl?

How many days worth of food and water do you have?

>>744706343
Look it up, faggot

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/eric-bollings-teenage-son-found-dead/ar-AAryyL4?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

The libtards just killed Eric Bolling's teenage son btw. Probably hilladebeast's syndicate.

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>>744706343
google it then.
>google is a jewish trick tryna trick my redneck ass you fucking kike gommie shill cuck
or don't, your call.

>>744706382
African or European?

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>>744706382
African or European?

Ha. Captcha was castles.

>>744704924
they do not pick up cars. they move them sure, but they don't pick them up off of the ground.

>>744696129
I was gonna ask if you were fat, and if that was the reason you aren't leaving. But fatties don't have GFs.
On the other hand, she could just be a fat, sad leftist cuck.
Which is it?

>>744706388
not really, you only continued to decimate the Midwest/south.

I applaud you for voting trump.

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>>744694690

Op here. A fucking tree just took out my camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhXfVNW-Jg

>>744706699
Africans were Kings. They had castles.

>>744694254
why the fuck live in such a shit tier place?

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>>744706680
>>744706699

>>744706810
Gave me a giggle. Thanks fag.

>>744706712
Tornadoes, common in hurricanes, are fully capable of throwing a car.

>>744706726
That's not OP retard.

>>744704446
So go outside. Take selfie with your dick flapping in the wind. Safe enough?

>>744706726
neither, but I'm not that fit and neither is she.

She has low self esteem tho, she even went trough the emo phase and in her old facebook (that I don't know why she hasnt deleted yet) she has several pictures of her cutting herself.

>>744706900
nope. that only happens in the movies. In real life, a car gets PUSHED down the road. It isn't lifted up and carried

>>744706993
If I open my door I'll lose it.
The wind is really starting to pick up now. It's really loud.

>>744706869
Fuck yea.

>>744707020
A high intensity tornado can throw a fucking train car.

OP answer me. How many days worth of food, water, and other supplies do you have? How long do you expect to be stranded by water?

>>744694642
Why did you purposely sink it?

>>744706726
Your mom called. She checked with your black father and he says he's not upset you left your tiki torch at his place. He has your cardboard shield, too, if you forgot where you left it.

>>744707174
once. out of millions of tornadoes.

I'm one of the few who didn't evacuate, hopefully we won't die.

FOX NEWS IS REPORTING TORNADOS ARE TOUCHING DOWN IN THE KEYS AND ON FLORIDA'S MAINLAND

>>744696129
>made me get rid of my gun
so whens the vasectomy?

>>744707436
>Fox News
why would you EVEN?

>>744694690
good for you, don't give in to the liberal media bias, you show those 150mph winds who's boss.

>>744707239
I have weeks of canned food. I have several redundant water filtration systems. My house has a backup electric generator (which is on right now) and it is fed by a burred 100 gallon fuel tank. I also have 2 additional electric generators and three 5 gallon gas cans, which are in the attic space above the garage.

>>744707515
it's the only place to get real news.

>>744707515
why not?

>>744707323
Given that, it's not unreasonable that a string gust could slam a car into a house. Even if not, there's a whole bunch of things that could be thrown into a house.

>>744707515
its got the electrolytes plants need

>>744694254
You just want to de like 75% of the people one /b/

yawn.

>>744707515
hey libby. still mad about hill hill?

>>744707771
This entire conversation is pointless. Even if a magic tornado could some how magically manage to throw a car into a reinforced concrete wall, the car would bounce off of it.

Even if it cracked the concrete.

>>744696129
> GF made me get rid of gun
> Hope no one comes looting
> I'll play loud music
Forget that... just rip your girlfriend's clothes off, yell "this is all I got, here ya go!" and shove her naked ass out the door.

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>>744697947
This would be boring bait. He's not leading with a statement aimed at triggering people. If he's lying, he needs to get a real life.

>>744707974
shut your fag mouth, a car could has sufficient mass, and with sufficient energy could easily penetrate a reinforced concrete wall you stupid pederast.

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>>744707753
I've always wonderd what megyns dick tastes like

>>744695436
She is. The storm surge will be higher than the vast majority of buildings by many estimations. 22 feet of storm surge leaves most people treading water above their houses.

>>744698991
I hope you realize the bitch will blame you when you're looted and can't do anything to stop them. Plus, I doubt she's going to let you have the looters sloppy seconds either...

>>744707934
wut

>>744708289
no it couldn't.

>>744707974
The Retard that told you to shut your faggot mouth is not me. You're basically right, but a crack is enough to seriously fuck things up in a hurricane.

>>744701947
Meanwhile, everyone on the west coast of Florida is getting fucked.

>>744698991
>prefers to have sex than a gun
you're the reason the world is the way it is

>>744701947
Hurricane likely to strengthen to a cat 4 before hitting mainland Florida.

>>744707436
You act like thats something to panic about now all of a sudden. Tornados come with this shit, were used to it.