g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>744660021
I just baked some lemon muffins, life's looking pretty gud

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>>744660153
i hope they are delicous.

>>744660351
they are, real soft and buttery with a nice crust on top

Thanks to a combination of weed and heavy psychotic meds I no longer feel suicidal impulses, but thanks for asking OP.

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>>744660445
that sounds great.
>>744660478
no problem.
which do you enjoy more?

My wife has the evening off of work so we are going out to our favorite sushi place.

>>744660021
>>744661231
source?

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>>744661426
after you eat out, will you eat her?
>>744661479
none.

My gf is a fucking massive freak in the sheets and I can't stop putting my dick in, fucked her three times last night and two times this morning

>>744660021
I just had Matteo's pizza, my footy team won, and I'll fuck my missus tomorrow. Oh, and I don't need to work on Monday

>>744660021
More of her?

>>744660021
too lazy.

Because one day I will stop fucking up my dates with hot women and I will fuck one.

can't stop masturbating long enough to pick up a gun

>>744661601
Yes sir I will. I've been blessed with a wife that loves being tied to the bed.

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>>744661607
sounds like you have a great girl/relationshiop
>>744661643
nice.
>>744661673
no moar
>>744661741
you will.
>>744661765
what you jerking to ?
>>744661768
thats great man.

dont have the balls yet

>>744661479
The chick jerking off the 2 dudes is karlee grey

>>744661601
Source please

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>>744661916
thanks for knowledge
>>744662141
none
>>744661907
i'm glad.
how r u today?

>>744661607
shut up virgin

Because of this

https://www.dothethingneedsdoing.com/a/about

>>744660021
>g'morning anon.
>i hope you slept well.
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
I don't feel like searching for good stuffs to OD on

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>>744660021
Because i got a puppy week ago, haven't been this happy in a long time.
I haven't even thought about suicide for a week.

>>744661231
The psych meds keep me from being manic and staying up for days on end, but I enjoy the weed more. Calms me down and helps with the nerves.

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Well, it happened again. I had to choose between Chipotle and Qdoba. I opted for Qdoba. They have great quesadilla's. But I also got a burrito bowl. It was shit. I told them not to put lettuce. To my chagrin, there was lettuce on it.

Did you know quesadilla means "little cheese girl" in Mexican?

Hey, do you guys like that coke machine that dispenses 1,000 different types of Coke? I prefer gRape fanta. But I'm not a nig.

>>744662459
have you been fucking it or what? Looks like a little slut.

>>744662347
i am sad, just like everyday

>>744662614
Nah, i don't fuck dogs.

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>>744662405
good link.
will read later.
>>744662446
what will you do today?
>>744662459
i hope you enjoy the puppy.
>>744662474
cool.
>>744662656
i hope you have a good day.

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DK3Xg3CkQw

>>744660021
>>>
> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:06:02 No.744661907▶>>744662347
>dont have the balls yet
>>>
> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:06:10 No.744661916▶>>744662347
>>>744661479
>The chick jerking off the 2 dudes is karlee grey
>>>
> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:10:00 No.744662141▶>>744662347
>>>744661601
>Source please
>>>
> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:13:29 No.744662347▶>>744662656
>File: tumblr_onn4173Mh11srftd2o1_500.gif (1.46 MB, 479x370)
>>>744661916
>thanks for knowledge
>>>744662141
>none
>>>744661907
>i'm glad.
>how r u today?
>>>
> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)08:14:07 No.744662391▶
>>>744661607
>shut up virgin
source?

>>744660021
Too much of a hassle, would rather just dissapear.

>>744661479
1st is carrie cummings

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Money is the only thing restricting me
>pic related it's my plan stolen from the web

>>744660021
i slept good,finding this thread made my day alot better tho

>>744660021
I've got a gf that loves me and is perfect in every single way and i couldn't be happier man. Recently doubled my salary as a corporate lawyer and have everything a man could ask for.
Life is good. Hard work pays off

>>744660021

Last night I did some dirty dancing with three different cute girls. I even managed to make out with one of them on the dance floor. Shit was lit as fuck brev.

>>744660021
Becuase coffee is great and life is great

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>>744662760

thanks, anon, have a good day too

>>744662141
Jenna Haze

>>744660021
Band practice today. And I've seen that porno before

https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=296908191

>>744663819
Yep, that's the one

>>744662542
I'm in Upstate New York, and the closest Qdoba is 109 miles away. I have to go with Chipotle or Moe's.
Being from L.A., Both are crap compared to L.A.'s Mexican illegal immigrant food.

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>>744663224
how will you do that?
>>744663313
glad you know that.
>>744663337
how will you live in the mean time?
>>744663427
glad it made your day better.
>>744663446
congrats on those things.
>>744663538
that's awesome.
>>744663613
coffee is great. i agree.
>>744663639
((hug))>>744663774
cool. enjoy practice.
>>744663819
>>744663892
same fag prolly.
>>744664081
i like chipolte

>>744663639
Sexy

>>744660021
I need to finish Dark Souls 3 and Xenoblade X.

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>>744664379
i agree.
>>744664414
cool. you finished the other dark souls too ?

>>744660478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDteJEABswQ

And I wont killmyself because I'm occupied making garbage content on youtube

>>744664465
No. To be honest, I wasn't really ''into'' the series, but my friend bought the game too and kinda ''forced'' me to try it. And... here I am. I might try DS2 after this or, even better, Bloodborne.

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One day, I'll go back to a Coco Ichiban restaurant. I'm going to order extra spicy double chicken cutlet with cheese and a side of naan bread. That hope keeps me living.

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>>744664568
cool. well as long as you are having fun.
sometimes we do thing to keep our friends happy and that's alright.
>>744664576
i hope you do get to do that anon.
how are you today?

It has never been quite bad enough that I could see why I would end the potential for something good. No matter how many times it has been proven that it never will

>>744664667
Any day I don't have to work is an awesome day.

I'll die soon anyways. We all will.

first i got to fuck my gf's best friend

>>744664860
Keep hope alive, anon! But be cautious, this is an easy one to fuck up massively.

>>744664576
I had Hot Chicken in Nashville a few years back, and I feel the same way.
I've tried KFC's attempt, but it's not the same.

I want to get some puss

I am in love with a girl I never met in person and I hope that someday I can talk to her.

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>>744664782
cool beans.
what will you do today?
>>744664813
this is true
>>744665229
i hope you get it.
>>744665306
i hope you get to be with her soon.

>>744660021
the weed man is coming through today