share childhood stories that destroyed you /b/ >be 13 in

>>744658839
You must live quite the sheltered life if THAT is what destroyed you....ive had several women use me, ive been hit by a car, i have nerve damage as well as brain damage from said car hitting me, but you dont hear me complaining. Go fuck yourself you privileged prick!

>>744659334
bait bait bait bait

>>744659334
OH BOY here we go again with the losers thinking they have it worst. When I was 7 my mother abandoned me in an African jungle and I was constantly being raped by lions and monkeys. After that I moved into a village where I was constantly slashed and deprived of sleep from the locals. On top of that I just found out I had autism. It's terminal. Go die in the privileged hole you were born from, asshole.

>>744658839
>be me
>8th grade
>meet girl with similar interests
>we talk for a few months
>she tells me she loves me
>I do the same
>we go out for literally 3 days and then she dumps me
>tells me her parents don't want her dating
>2 days later I discover she said she dumped me so she could leave me for another guy
>it messed me up
>spent the rest of that year with no friends (only friend at the time refused to talk to me)
>sat alone at shed with no one to talk to slowly going crazy
>grandma has brain cancer at the same time aswell
>reach the 9th grade
>mom takes her anger mostly out on me out of frustration
>does this the whole year
>I'm failing classes
>art teachers a cunt and so is my mom
>it's like she followed me into my school life
>considered ending it all up until my grandma passed
>couldn't take my moms shit anymore
>not even sure why I'm still here cause not much has gotten better.

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>>744659733
Checked
Sorry but my story tops them all.
My preferred presidential candidate lost,

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>be me
>be 10
>elementary school, on the playground monkey bar pulls like a boss
>stupid grill gets in my shit
>tells me im holding up the line or some shit
>kick rocks bitch i wanna do pull ups
>almost hit the bitch but not risking my pull up position
>she runs and get her stupid fucking boytoy
>jesse, i hate that cunt.
>was good friends till girl showed up
>motherfucker says i gotta respect the girl.
>fuck no, im 10 shes a grill, my dont dont even do that thing yet
>grabs me off pull up bars
>cominginhard.jpg
>fades out
>wake up in hospital
>life ruining damage, near blind, nerve damage in my right arm, can barely lift it.
>all by fucking jesse.
>jesse was a friend
>yea he was a good friend of mine
>but lately so.ethings wrong i can see, i cant write
>jesse got himself a girl and the fucker knocked me out

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>>744659733
> Abandoned in African jungle
> Constantly raped by lions and monkeys
I lost my shit, holy fuck

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too many to count, and I don't want to remember. I'll stick around to read them though.

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>>744659977

I'm Egyptian. I thought we had a proud history of pharaohs and pyramids but then black people stole it. They wuz kangs n shit

Fuck you all - you were lucky. My family lived in a shoe-box in the middle of the road. We had to get up before we went to bed and clean the road with our tongues.

>>744659733
checked

>>744658839
Kill a few evil politicians and criminals like George soros and the like before you an hero,
you'll become a hero, remembered forever not as a loser but as a savior.

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>>744659334
>but you dont hear me complaining.

>>744658839
>be me
>be in algerba 1 in 9th grade
>fail
>10th grade
>fail again
.11th grade i have to go and take the class again and a few kids my grade see me
>they laugh at me and word spreads around school how i failed exams
>fuck this
>end up failing germand and science but pass algerba
>12th grade drop out of school with a 2.1gpa
>i live in a trailer in the middle of nowhere Kentucky playing on muh pc while riding my bike to pick up neetbux

>>744659733
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. at night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>>744660151
you can relive the time period by playing Assassin's Creed Origins in November

>>744660582
Are the egyptians going to be black?

>>744660824
it depends. wuz they kangz n shiet?

>>744660824
holy shit, true or false there will be an uproar from one group or another

>>744660824
No. The blacks were penis-cleaners to the paler ruling classes. There are temple paintings that show this

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>>744660824
The devs are probably liberally biased.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhzGU3pcyp0

>be me
>14
>parents have been divorced for a few years now
>sister and I living with dad
>struggling like any family would
>shit ass apartment in the hood
>one night its "fend for yourself"night
>find what you can in the house and eat it or don't
>dad makes a big meal for himself
>leaves some in the skillet when he sits down
>sister is eating 2 pieces of bread and mustard
>too depressed to "make" anything
>have some of whats left in the skillet
>dad freaks out "thats not for you you bastard!"
>I cry say I was only eating what was left out of the skillet
>calls me a selfish prick and pushes me down
>sister crying
>I dont eat hamburger helper any more

>>744659733
Fucking Tarzan

>>744661061
That was a good videa my dude.
Theyre for sure going to make the pharaoh character dark as possible

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>>744661348
I mean, there already was a tranny in Watch Dogs 2 so the normalization continues. i wonder if someone is getting paid by this..

>Be me
>Be in new school
>Teacher is assigning seats to us
>I sit next to a girl
>Start talking to her
>Realise that we both have many things in common
>Months later
>Friends with her
>Actually kinda like this girl
>Found out she used tumblr, but whatever
>One day she just comes up to me quite shocked
>'OMYGOD 4CHAN JUST HACKED TUMBLR LIKE IM SO TRIGGERED ALL THE GORE AND PORN LIKE WHAT'
>"Woah calm down 4chan is a site not a hacker"
>She doesn't believe me

Never talked to her from then on. It was for the better. Sometimes it's just best to let go.

>>744658839
L

>>744661977
underage b&

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>>744658839

>>744658839
You must be really strong OP.

Hang in there bro.

>>744658839
mad feels this sounded horrible

>>744659977
Niggas kill people for a piece of cheap pussy

>>744661138
Hahahaha

>13yr
>parents going thru divorce
>shit everyday and really depressed

>outside school playing football

That was some public school full of the worst kind of kids, i think in USA you call them nigger behavior or some shit

>cold as fuck day
>so cold that i noticed my balls was compacted and my dick really small than normal
>some chad appears from nowhere and pulls down my pants from behind
>also lowers my underwear in the process
>my small dick is in front of everyone, other kids and a group of girls
>just a fraction of seconds but enough to make everyone laughs
>was so embarrassed that i didn't do anything to that motherfucker

>>744658839
>summer 2013
>be 18
>friend tries to kill himself
>I'm the only one he leaves a note for
>his mom calls me and bitches me out for stealing her son from her and says I'm really why he's trying to kill himself

>dating this qt3.14 and it's going super well
>we exchange the L word regularly
>one day she calls me
>I answer and it's her dad on the other line
>says I'm a peice of shit and he doesnt want his daughter hanging around with a guy like me
>never see or speak to her again

>start preparing for college in the fall
>sign up for EMT classes
>super hyped because it's what I want to do with my life
>go to first class
>surprise drug test
>smoked weed during the summer
>fail drug test
>forced to drop class

Fuck summer 2013.

>>744662823
PS. Not childhood and not destroyed. I'm just bitching.

>>744658839
Sad!
i dont know how you didnt be triggered so much than you didnt become full of anger instantly .

personnaly i dont really know wich part of my childhood i need to share because they are many moment who are fucked up but at least i've some IRL friend , it's not so bad (i'm 27 years old with no job, no girldfriend in my shared apartment )

>>744658839
>15 years old me
>2 "Friends" and me go to a place
>Get beaten up by 4 other people turns out i was tricked and i go home covered in blood and water and shit...
>Sad for 5 days
>I then get better and plan to get revenge
>Go to one of them to their home
>Find his dog
>Take hammer and fuck the little fucker up
>Begin to ruin his life until one day he and the cunts mom basically where forced to move away

Kek

>>744658839
I have a similar story, and I'm a year older than you. I've got a second chance though, currently attending university. The hard part is confronting my own ineptitudes and wearing them on my sleeve.

>>744662957
do you remember the rage, when you got tricked?
how you see everything clear as day, but it's all covered in blinding darkness?

>>744662796
I also shit everyday

>>744662893
Anger is often an escape from hard truths. It's easier to see the faults of another than to take on their perspective and see your own.

>>744658839
>beautiful girl that ive been in love with since kindergarten turns around, makes eye contact with me and says "he is ugly nobody really likes him"
This was a test, and you failed hardcore.

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>6th grade
>my mother, my brother and I are meeting one of her friends for a walk around one of the local parks
>"t" meets us there and we all have a nice day
>we see her quite often for about a year since she's quickly become mom's new best friend
>fast forward a year
>find out mom is actually having an affair
>father is furious, but does everything he can to keep the family together, especially for my 5 year younger brother.
>Affair goes on for a couple months before my father confronts here
>couples therapy
>school counselor meetings
>finally things seem to work out
>live pretty happy life for a couple years
>Fast forward 3 years to my Jr. Year
>I decide to study abroad for a year
>live in Europe for a about half a year
>find out my best friend died of cancer
>suddenly find out my mother has disappeared
>find out my father is in the hospital
>drink myself into oblivion
>try to kill myself
>fail
>return home
>get 2 jobs and drop out of school to take care of my family
>find out suddenly my mother is back in Europe living an hour and a half from where I lived
>divorce filings proceed
>court system is broken and favors women
>she gets 75% of everything my father had
>doesn't even want custody, says she wishes she never had boys
>fast forward several years to now, 23 years old
>I lost my best friend and my mother
>I gave up everything I had including my future to take care of my family
>have basically no money
>can't move out of shitty low paying jobs because I quit my education to work
>don't sleep anymore
>don't eat anymore
>don't really see any way out

I guess it's an ongoing story that started in my childhood... Fucking struggle every day not to just quit.

>>744658839
Calm down faggot. you've got like 15 more years/until your late 30s to sort your shit out and find a nice wife

>>744663585
Dont kill yourself you doublenigger, stick with your dad and help him out (assuming he's still around).

>>744662957
Hammer time

>>744662823
What kind of EMT class has a drug test?

>>744663585
>says she wishes she never had boys
yeah that's fucking feminism for you running lives in the name of "equality"
bitch probably talks about how abusive her husband was and how all men are evil on tumblr

>>744663901
That's basically what I'm doing. I pay for my rent, food, and then whatever is left, I put into an account for him. It's not much, but I guess every bit helps.

>>744663585
>my mother had my brother when she was 15
>father was an abusive alcoholic with ptsd
>her mother worked two jobs, was never home
>little brother was retarded - my mom raised him
>went to night school, finished HS early
>moved out at 16, got married, got divorced
>became an NP, met my father, got married
>my father was a hillbilly who grew up in a shack
>my father became a lawyer, joined the Navy
>mother had my sister with him
>mother got a doctorates degree
>had me
>got another doctorates degree
>currently well published and involved in medical legislation

My life was cake compared to hers, or my fathers. I grew up in their shadows, but that also meant I never gave up. I'm 26 and a junior in university, getting As for the first time in my life. I was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis last year. It's a struggle every day, but sometimes it gets better.

>>744664145
She trashed my father's reputation before she disappeared. Said he was an abusive drunk, said he sexually abused my brother and I, all sorts of shit that never happened. She came back a couple months back actually and picked up some of the shit from a friends house. She proceeded to spread more rumors that he sent her death threats in the mail and even claimed he hired someone to kill her last year.

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>>744660009
shoveldog kek

>>744664271
fuck dude

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>>744662515
talk about a guilt trip

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>>744663334

>>744662823
reminds me, I was 13 and had never smoked weed before and the day after i do some shitstain ratted on me so I got tested, failed and placed

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>>744662957

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>>744658839
>be me 10
>go home from school
>mother comes by and picks me up from the way
>"dad had an accident and is in hospital (blabla)"
>arrive at hospital
>dad already dead

>be me 12
>mother now alcoholic and not giving a fuck about her only child
>get taken by some shitty related couple i literally saw 3 times in my life
>guy starts abusing me, sexually and with violence

>be me 14
>cant take it anymore, take a knife - is now stab-dad
>get taken to child prison for a week before they found out i really was just defending
>defending lol

>be me 15
>do my first line of cocain
>punch a guy for looking at me funny
>impress some whiny borderline bitch that i eventually fuck same week

>be me 17
>by now police looking out for me
>no real friends, just people that are afraid of me
>fuck around all those borderliner daddy issue girls my age and older
>do drugs, no addiction tho
>get call - my mother died on alcohol intoxication
>cool...
>die inside

>be 18
>decide to stop making everyone responsible for what happend to me
>sign up for military
>find real friends first time in my life
>feel home first time after dad died

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>>744664962

>be 21
>go to war
>4 members of my new family die
>go home after 1 year deployment with 2 months home vacation
>they say i should not go back
>lose home again

>be 23
>found work
>found small but okay flat to live in
>found girlfriend that i really like
>supportive kind of smart girlfriend, also very cute and charming. perfect

>be 25
>gf leaves me for another dude
>lose job duo to some managament movement
>type greentext story
>still living tho
>not really happy but also not depressed
>searching job now

>being happy is not what this live is about
>its about sustaining and improving

>>744658839
i know what you mean, thx you for sharing.

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When I was 7 I went swimming with my friend and his mom. On our way out, she told us it'd be faster if we'd change into our normal clothes in the corner and she'd hold a towel infront of us so no one would see us changing. Being just 7 years old i agreed. When me and my friend were changing next to eachother, giggling because we could see eachother's crotch, she kept moving away the towel to see my dick and moved it back, intermittently.

It was only after i grew a little older did i notice what she was actually doing. I still remember the smirk on her face whilst she was looking at my dick.

>>744660328
where can i get neetbux wtf

this is bullshit

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>>744660368

>>744662957
story? (please post more)

>be 14
>Have a few friends, but my social life was ruined at this point because I had to give up all my time to watch my autistic brother since Mom left dad when I was 7 and was murdered when I was 9
>Nobody wants to go to the kids house with a weird brother and no cool stuff
>Dad decides we should move two states away
>Fucking why
>For his whore girlfriend with cancer
>End of freshman year, turns out I failed because I was absent too much. Too many absences was grounds for automatic failure
>Where we're planning to move will let me pass
>I guess we'll go
>Lose all my friends
>Go to school 7x bigger than before in massive city
>Already depressed
>For the next 3 years, because of bad work, live in and out of homelessness, when we do get a home I'm basically counting the days until we get evicted
>Fast forward to now, just got out of homelessness 2 months ago thanks to the kindness of strangers
>Still have nothing
>Still have no one that loves me
>Still have to watch retarded brother, but I'm out of highschool so all I do is sit at home and do nothing
>No car, no license, no ID of any kind despite my 18th birthday being 5 days away, barely living
>I've wanted to kill myself since my 16th birthday, but I can't because it would destroy my father and sister
>Instead hide behind my goofy persona, while crying with dad's girlfriends gun in my hand nearly every night
>Almost praying Irma wipes me out

>>744658839
Youre an idiot if you think that this one incident is to blame for you being a total beta.

>>744665739
so... your autistic brother turned into a sister?

>>744665739
Fuck your sister anon

>>744665947
Didn't include my sister in the story because she hadn't live with us since I was 14 or so. It would still crush her if I offed myself, were best friends at this point

17 years old
can't join SS, because no arian enough
join wehrmacht
the reich falls, communists take over
get brainwashed in russian death camp
destroy capitalism
communism fails and dissappears
die.

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>>744658839
>Be around 7 or 8
>Im living in India with family
>im white btw
>my dad gets amoebic dysentery
>has it for a few weeks and it spreads to his balls
>he is in constant pain, says its like some one has skinned his balls and is rubbing salt on them
>finally has enough of it and asked my mum to put natural yogurt on it to relieve the pain
>i just walked into the house after school and walk into my parents room to say hello.
>im greeted with the sight of my mum smearing yogurt all over my dads balls and dick
>i went to my room and tried to make sense of what i just saw
picture very much related

>Be me
>Get dick stuck in a pot of boiling oil
>Depression insues

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>>744666282
>arian

>>744660215
Nice Weird Al reference.

>>744659977
Wrong lyrics dumbass

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>>744660368
Shut the fuck up. Thats from Spongebob.

> my father used to beat my older brother and sister, and me
> he also beat my mother, sending her to the hospital nearly every month
> one day we escaped from him and his country to go to my mother's country
> we even endured a civil war for 5 years
> we would face racism every day, in that other country
> still better than a civil war and a violent father
> we all go to the same school
> me and my siblings put lots of effort there
> we all get ahead and become popular in strange ways
> for having good grades, for having a different ethnicity and for being serious
> we were all damaged kids who wouldn't harm a fly, we would only hang with each other
> we barely communicated
> rumours of our past suddenly start
> some professor must have told someone
> all three of us start being subject of jokes, pranks, mean stuff
> some guys start lusting for my sister
> she would never tell what was going on
> one day my sister disappears
> we never found her
> rumours of rape and assasination
> my brother was beaten multiple times in those days
> we move away to another school
> the law didn't would not help
> story repeats again, so we stop putting effort in school
> I would count the questions in my exams and answer incorrectly just enough to get a below average score
> when we grew, we both haven't been able to socialize or have contact with women
> never got better, we're 32 and 34

>>744666395
Considering you explained why your mom was smearing yogurt in your dad's dick, you must've asked them or they had the need to tell you after knowing you saw them.

>>744660009
Moar

>>744666908
they got around to explaining it

>>744659977
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

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>>744666838
yes


i know

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i have same problem you had only i have 1 friend that wants me to cut my self with him. i think this was fun intil i ended up in hospital i rejected him and now he says he will find me when i sleep and cut up the rest of me.

>>744667371
Post tits or dick

you had it easy little white privileged nigger. I used to


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>>744658839
Follo w your own advice. You think 25 is too old to change your life, views, and perspective entirely? Then you are as dumb as the child version of you who did not know to or choose to do it then. At least know you should KNOW you can, but if you want to just be a victim and hate the world and yourself then you are choosing that.

This is coming from someone who has been far lower,but when I hit 23, 24ish I decided to fix my shit. Im 27 now and i love my life and look forward to the future, so this isnt some suicide hotline dont do it bullshit, its sincere advice coming from someone whos been way worse off mate.

>>744664164


you're a good person anon


don't give up

>Be me around 7 or 8
>One of the poor kids, not even aware of it back then
>But my fucking bitch of a teacher knew
>I dated a girl when i was around 6, you know one of those silly things
>I sended her a love letter, saying i like her and all that
>She was from a good family
>Teacher wanted to get on said family good side
>She find the letter and starts making fun of me in front of the whole class
>Saying she would never love me and all that
>Now im a good looking guy i know that but i still up to till this day have very little self love and esteem

>Another time i forgot my underware
>I walked to school since i lived very close
>That day i was late and she would never miss and opportunity to make me miss recess
>Still, i know i was hard to deal with, even worse in my teens but thanks to the old gods i met some very kind people that saw potential in me
>Anyway she somehow found out i had no underware
>proceed to tell the whole school
proceedOlder girls walked by and callem me gross and stuff like that

>Fucking cunt

>>744667715
fuck dude one off from quad dubs unlucky fag

>>744667371
if true then report him to the police. they wont be able to do much but it will get it on record, so if anything else happens itll help your case, or if he keeps doing it eventually itll be harassment and you could get a restraining order. Holy shit why does everyone act so helpless these days, i swear people just want to be a victim either because its easy or they like the pity from it.

>>744667862
Sorry for the typos guise

>>744667874
thats not quads. are you fucking retarded? 4444 is quads, as the last 4. fucking jesus.

>>744659334
this is some obvious bait

>>744659733
which were the rapiest the lions or monkeys?

>>744668005
are you fucking new? did you look up what quads means or some shit? lol

>>744659859
What;s going on now anon?

>Be me this year, only get 12% raise
>Still making below $150k/yr by $5000 fucking dollars
>Anons where are my tears?

>>744659977
thanks so much for this. I forgot all about this song

>>744668005
type what does quads mean into google
the first thing that pops up is some guy saying quads is "the last 4" and this fag thought he meant it has to be all 4 ontop of all that
lurk way moar faggot

>>744659334
Stop complaining you privileged thunder cunt. I've been sold to the sex trade in the middle East and had my ass ravaged by Isis and now from the back I look like an arby's beef sandwich

>>744658839
>My dad was a not well known motercycle stunt guy, did cool tricks and shit
>One day dad gets in a bad accident and dies. Hes all I had, he was my hero and i want to be just like him.
>Get angry and drunk and then this random dude shows up. OFfers to bring my dad back if I work for him.
>TFW now my life is nothing but drama and violence
You dont know true pain kid

>>744668357
The bait in this thread is real

>>744662515
shit. that ending though.

>>744662515
Damn. That fucking ending. Feels.

Be Brit fag

>3rd year of secondary school
>girl I liked for ages gets with me in school toilets
>next day tells everyone I tried to rape her
>everyone believes it
>school go through cctv in lessons to see if there was any sign
>no evidence to back up her claim but everyone still believes it
>spend next 4 years being ridiculed and being called a creep
>only 4 friends stick by me cause they knew I didn't do it
>best mates to this day
>affects me to this day
>don't talk much and try to make myself as least noticeable as possible
>don't trust many people and don't open up to anyone but my 4 friends


Won't be as bad as some of your stories but pissed me off so much because even when I was found innocent school didn't tell parents or make any announcement so everyone still believed I was a rapist

>>744662957
Sounds like your "friends" were in the right.

>>744659733
fuck you idiot you had it easy. i was already 4 years old when was born. my mother abondondied me in communist east germany. i am now 12 and have been run over by an entire fleet of migs on an airstrip and sexually assulted by my mom who was always there for me until she releaised that im 25 and have no friends except my one friend who is mum who abandoned me and also died of a panic cancer when i was abaned in ugandan. i now know kung fu

>>744659334
>>744659733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

>>744666528
Thats Monty Python you dumb twat

>>744661977
>>744662210
samefag

>>744659859
>9th grade
>gtfounderage b8

>>744658839
she said that to hide her interest for you bro.

Woman are weird and mean as fuck. but you shouldnt have let one person make you feel like that.

Go out there and make your mom proud. i believe in you boy <3

>>744659733
Lucky little shit, you know some people literally pay thousands of dollars to get raped by monkeys and lions
>talk about ungrateful
>be me
>have autist son
>think of perfect suprise
>visit africa and get raped
>people normally pay for this
>bonus leave at village
>gets full dom treatment
>tfw kid still a little shit

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>>744669647

>>744668152
So you make 145k/year then. Just say that shit. Fucking loser.

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>>744671763
>Is the person using data that's suspect? When you ask them a question, the liar may answer with much more detail than is needed. They may also use overly explicit language for emphasis: Adding lots of detail is a common trick of con artists, for example.

>>744660009
poor doggo, why would somebody do that

>>744668385
Go home johnny you're drunk

I was a white guy in mexifornia. Could not date mexican women under threats of violence from mexican guys. Got the shit kicked out of me for showing up at prom. My date ran off and some teacher drove me home. Missed out on a lot of normal things because of my unfortunate skin color and birth location. At least I got out and moved far away. Never going back. Never going to get that time and experiences though.

First memory i can remember is my dad beating my sister. Had to Interrupt the fight while my mom stands there doing nothing. Was like 6 or 7 at the time

>Be freshman.
>Be short and smart.
>Have big and dumb friend.
>We have a george and lenny thing going on.
>Knew him all my life.
>He would always walk home with me.
>Always wanted to hang out
>He was generally annoying but had his good moments.
>Until one day he stops going to school.
>after two weeks I ask my mom about him (our moms have been close friends since high school).
>All she will tell me is something happened with a girl.
>Go to his mom.
>He was caught having sex with a girl and she cried rape.
>He would NEVER do something like that.
>He is sent to a facility half across the state.
>Isn't allowed to see his family.
>He has three younger siblings who looked up to him.
>Two years later the bitch tells the truth.
>He gets fucked over by the system and forced to stay where he is.
I graduated last year, just learned from his mom that he plans to join the military.

>>744665004
Im calling bullshit on that fortunecookie.jpg

>>744663585
Stream it plz

>>744663585
Kill your mother

>>744666046
Off yourself anyway, because that shit's funny

>>744668152
Job?

>>744668005

not sure if bait.. or actually ironically retarded.

four sets of Doubles you goomba or as anon mentioned

>>744667874 quad dubs

>>744661812
What a nigger

>>744666981
There was an inverse version of shoveldog, where you expected to see shoveldog but right before the shovel hits, it cuts to the second part of that girl with the squirtle shirt.

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>>744658839
>>744658839
>>744658839

>>744665739
Kill your brother instead?

>be in 8th grade
>equivalent to prom, forced to go
>no friends there
>2 hours long
>no will to dance awkwardly and alone
>loud af and lights are burning my retinas
>sit at table with head down
>girls try to pry me out, no reason to do so
>ex tries to comfort me, but still fuck that
>4 hours later, middle of night
>ex hooked up with an asshole I knew
>be me, depressed for no reason

She's chubby now years later. I assume she broke up with that nigger because I've never seen or heard of him again. Tbh I only regret not picking up other girls while I was there. Oh well, antisocial self from years ago can't be changed.