>taking a shit >asshole has a flameout >immediately

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2017-09-09 02:04:42 Post No. 744658299
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:04:42 Post No. 744658299 [Report]

>taking a shit
>asshole has a flameout
>immediately start bordering overbloat
>red lights flashing
>struggling to keep 100 megapascals of bloat material inside of me
>attempt to slowly bleed off pressure
>accidentally send a whole megapascal out of my anus
>bloat tubes are only rated for 500 kilopascals
>bloat tubes explode
>whole house shudders
>pressure keeps rising
>asshole blows out completely
>start spiraling out of control
>manage to relieve enough pressure to stave off overbloat
>go to hardware store and buy a new asshole
>continue my life
such is life in the bloatosphere

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:23:08 Post No.744659407
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Don't know much about hardware stores, but bump for interest

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:41 Post No.744659586
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:41 Post No.744659586 [Report]

>>744658299
Pics or it didn't happen you nig nog

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:35:06 Post No.744660080
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>>744658299
What

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:36:51 Post No.744660185
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:36:51 Post No.744660185 [Report]

>>744658299
>>go to hardware store and buy a new asshole

RIP sides

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:37:29 Post No.744660223
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:37:29 Post No.744660223 [Report]

>>744658299

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEBBIT

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:40:12 Post No.744660396
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:40:54 Post No.744660440
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:40:54 Post No.744660440 [Report]

>>744660185
>RIP sides
You're easily amused, aren't you? I bet commedians love having you in their audience for when they have a bad day or tough crowd

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:43:38 Post No.744660601
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:43:38 Post No.744660601 [Report]

>>744660440
>Oh no anon found something funny. Better get upset and call him out on it because my life is so fucking miserable

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:45:49 Post No.744660732
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>>744660601
>easily amused and a sensitive little snowflake, it appears

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:47:33 Post No.744660831
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:47:33 Post No.744660831 [Report]

>>744660732
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:48:15 Post No.744660868
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:48:15 Post No.744660868 [Report]

>>744660732
>2017
>Calls /b/tards "snowlfake"

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:53:23 Post No.744661195
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:53:23 Post No.744661195 [Report]

>>744660868
Actually, I called him (you) a "snowflake"
>but you tried

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:57:04 Post No.744661385
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:57:04 Post No.744661385 [Report]

>>744660831
Driving in my 8-litre Aston Martin and fucking my lingerie model girlfriends to multiple orgasms with my 11" dick in the bedroom of my $12.3m penthouse makes me feel slightly better, since you ask.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/