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You have 5 seconds to give a valid reason why your gf wouldn't

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You have 5 seconds to give a valid reason why your gf wouldn't fuck black man behind your back the second she had the chance.
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>>744621235
Haha jokes on you faggot my gf doesn't have enough sex drive for that
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>>744621235
Because he's a nigger.
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>>744621331
It seems that way because she's already getting fucked by a nigger behind your back.
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She's a faithful lover, and not into casual sex in the first place.
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>>744621235
Easy, don't have a girlfriend.

Now keeping my wife off a black cock is turning into a rather difficult task.
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>>744621235
>niggers stink
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>>744621235
she's racist
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>>744621235
she doesn't want to get shot? or her wallet stolen? or raped by a pack? or abandoned with no child support?
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>>744621235
Chinese people hate niggers. She has literally told me to be grateful I wasn't born black because if I was she wouldn't have even considered talking to me.
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>>744621647
Hah Hahhhh. Nigga, thats because I'm cucking you with my THICC COCK. She fukken loses er mind when she sees dis Nigger cock. She always tells you No when you ask for anal sex. So much so you gave it up? GUESS WHAT WHITEY. I just take it. I fukken cum hard up that butt hole. She doesn't even tell you that she empties my condoms in da food you eat. Haha. Has she shown you da cock cage she ordered for you from www.maturemetal.com yet?
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>>744621788
chinks might be worse though
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Small town of only white people. It's 150km to the nearest black cock
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because they smell bad
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My dick already too big for my korean waifu. Plus she think nigs nasty.
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>>744621235
She doesnt want aids
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>>744621824
autism, monkey autism
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>>744621828
Yeah, worse at stealing, or worse at being pieces of shit, or worse at being faithful, or maybe you meant worse at getting aids.
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>>744621235
cuz im gay.
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>>744622090
I'm the dude he's replying to, and if you don't see that as lighthearted trolling then you need to lurk more.
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>>744621235
She's a racist and hates any non whites, and most religious groups
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>>744622164
nice try, it said a VALID reason
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>>744621235
shes literally a nazi!
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>>744622413
dude that's all the more reason she'd be fucking a nigger behind your back

racist chicks don't see blacks as human ergo they don't see fucking blacks as cheating so much as just another way of masturbating

also sex can be a way of symbolically conquering a person so racist chicks sometimes fuck niggers out of hate
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we are both part of the kkk AND my dick is 9"
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>>744622670
>shes literally a nazi!
>>744623012
>we are both part of the kkk

see: >>744622728
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>>744622083
>Plus she think nigs nasty.
>>744621788
>Chinese people hate niggers. She has literally told me to be grateful I wasn't born black
>>744621748
>she's racist

see: >>744622728
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Stop replying to this shit you morons.
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>>744623485
That's not a valid reason.
LOL so that means your gf is cucking you.
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Because she's a trump supporter who thinks niggers and spics are gross.
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>>744621235
I have no problem with people dating outside their race. But every white girl I've ever known avoids niggers simply because of the smell I shit you not.
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>>744623901
My girl is the same way, she dated a black guy for 2 days before cutting her losses, never fucked him and complained that he smelled like a bottle of vegetable oil that went bad... his cologne apparently didn't mask it either.

Dunno if he was just poor hygiene or what, I've a few black friends and never smelled anything but she febreezes the apartment after every time they visit.
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Because I'm gay and he's racist.
Also everyone knows blacks don't actually have big dicks, unfortunately.
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She's a lefty, and thus privately racist.
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>>744623794
>Because she's a trump supporter who thinks niggers and spics are gross.
>>744623901
>every white girl I've ever known avoids niggers
>>744624553
>Because I'm gay and he's racist.
>>744624627
>She's a lefty, and thus privately racist.

see: >>744622728
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>>744625027
Do you have nothing better to do than actively betray your race online?
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>implying i have a gf to begin with
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>>744625027
See the second half of >>744624553
niggers aren't hung so why bother.
Plus I'm the defacto woman in our relationship.
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>>744621235
She doesn't exist.
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>>744624553
Pretty much. Only people who actually believe it are cucks.
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because i am white
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>>744621235
my girlfriend is black, everybody knows only white girls fuck black men
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>>744621235
I got a bigger Dick and a job
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Because if he impregnated her he wouldn't stay
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>>744621235
She hates niggers more than I do
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>>744621235
Smell.
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>>744621235

Fucking easy.

NEXT Q PLZ
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>>744621235
fuck white people
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>>744621235
Because she is Asian. And Asians are racist as fuck.
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Shes Black and prefers white dudes
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>>744621748
you're not really this naive are you?

that's exactly why she's more likely to fuck a black guy. women love to be degraded,
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>>744621235
who's the photographer? this is a really great shot
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shes a closet racist. she pretends not to be but i know she is.
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>>744624558
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>>744621235
cause I don't have a pathetic dick like you sad little man.
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>>744627456
yeah, blacked.com has some nice production values

too bad they don't spend the extra money and upgrade their male performers to white
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>>744621235
She doesn't exist
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1: She's faithful
2: She's scared of black people (Asian girl)
3: I'm just as big as black porn stars.

Any questions?
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>>744621235

because she doesn't watch cuckold pornography like you
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>>744627818
This.
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Guys. I started watching fart porn. Not the sniffing ones, but ones where the girl rips one while getting fucked.
I've creamed a few times to one in particular. This chick rides a dude slowly, stopping every so often to fart. I don't know why I find it so hot.
What's wrong with me??
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>>744621235
That mouth looks good
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>>744621235
because STDS
because why would any woman downgrade the the lowest rung on the social totem pol
because bbc is a myth, or happen no more then big white cocks happen
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Everyone wants the white woman though. ujely
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>>744628333
Lmao @ them picking dudes with small dicks for nude modelling
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>>744621235
No one wants nigger aids
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Meh. Who cares? There’s some white cunts that’ll fuck anything. Dogs, horses, mules. Some of them filthy pigs will stick godamn anything in their fuckholes. There’s bitches that’ll eat a bowl of cum and then the shit right out of your asshole. They’ll even do tards, dead people, even fucking octopi. Niggers are just the next step down.
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>>744622090
Is that the best you can do? Fucking idiot. Must be some introverted neckbeard who only knows a handful of insults. Get with the program you dumb nig.
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>>744622083
Niggers are a complete waste of everything
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Cause I don't got one
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>>744622237
XDDDDDDDD
le Drunft
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>>744621235
Because she is literally that cucked by morality and other social shite.
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>>744621235
Lol ive actually caught my wife cringing her nose up at black guys hitting on her. Shes only a little less racists than me.
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>>744621235
Because she is racist xD She hates niggers
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>>744621235
Because she hates niggers?
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I don't have a gf
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>>744621235
Hard to get behind my back when you're locked in the basement.
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>>744621235
She thinks niggers are gross. If I had fucked a black chick before I met her she wouldn't have fucked me.
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> ex gf says she would never date a nigger

>after we break up she goes and dates a nigger

Sluts and bitches.
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>>744621235
She's not into black dudes
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>>744621235
I'm pretty sure mine did, and that's why she broke up with me, I really regret encouraging her to go clubbing now.
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Don't have to worry at all lol. My gf thinks niggers are repulsive and she openly avoids them. She still thinks they were better off as slaves and only ruin white society. Love having a racist as fuck hot gf.
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Mine nearly killed one and went to an alternative high school for it. I'd say I'm safe.
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>>744630554

I had the same thing. Girl ranted to me about 5 minutes about how she hates "niggers" and loves Hitler. I didn't really like her (not because of her views, just wasn't into her). Well a year or two later she exclusively goes for black guys and has like three mixed kids with no daddy.
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>>744630554
You probably just made her realize she could do better
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>>744621235

She hates black people.
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>>744621235
Gross, it looks like if she's eating shit
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>>744630982
No, the nigger turned out to be emotionally abusive now she is with another white guy. That will teach her to fuck niggers.
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>>744622728
then why doesnt she fuck a horse then, thot?
also do you think most women engage in liaisons for the hell of it, and, if they did, in such a surreptitious manner that she has tied all loose ends to avoid any detection, hoe?
Listen up, slut! You know you fantasize about this shit, thot! And its okay hoe! But stop projecting your insecurities on others, slut! Bitches like you be trippin so go make me a sandwich before I choke you again! ;)
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>>744621235
>Men fetishizing other men
Oh look at that juicy cock.. mmmm, so hot.. i totally don't want to suck on that.. i mean.. my wife that is..

I guess there could be different reasons for you to be into that (if you're black yourself), but these threads are always centered on the male and not the female, hence why its a gay thread.
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>>744621235
She hates niggers
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>>744621235
three reasons:

>don't have a gf
>never had a gf
>never will have a gf

checkmate faggot
plus the few women I've had sex with said I was a good lover who seemed to have more experience than I actually had
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>>744631857
They attract closeted/questioning homosexuals, but they are mainly a middle finger from the left to whites.
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>>744621235
Get fucked, my gf cant cheat on me if I dont have one
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Cause my dick is bigger than any niggers dick she's fucked already
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>>744621235
Because she hates niggers just as much as I do
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>>744621235
Because a black guy has no more ability to fuck a gf that doesn't exist then I have.
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>>744632458
i'm sure she's just as convincing as you are
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>>744621235
My girl is black and says she doesn't like thugs who can't pull up their pants, guys who can't speak proper English, or spend money on rims and wear goofy shit.
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>>744632701
post n00ds
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Jokes on you, nigger. I kiss boys.
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>>744621235
Because she knows I'm the one settling for her, and that I can have her replaced whenever I want, moreover I am likely the best she'll ever do, its not like shes gonna get younger and prettier than she is now
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>>744633365
>its not like shes gonna get younger and prettier than she is now
that's what i like about high school girls
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>>744621235
No reason, She loves stupid niggers
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>>744621728
/thread

I work with many of them, they have a tendency to not wash their work clothes, they'd rather leave them in a locker and wear them every day without taking them home. The odour is nauseating.
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cuz she already has a real man aka me
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My girlfriend can't cheat on me if I don't have one.

Checkmate.
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>>744621235
because I don`t let her leave the home
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>>744621235
i'm just her emotional boyfriend i won't tell her who to have as a physical boyfriend
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The kinda of town we were raised in and the way she was raised
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>>744621235
Because I keep in contact with her third grade teacher. Bitch knows if she even talks to Domique I will take away her dollys and fuck her asshole again.
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>>744634557
Cucked
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>>744634361
if that's your gf we have some bad news for you... lol
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>>744634785
i love and support her and her kids. she deserves to feel a woman's full pleasure.
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Because I don't have a girl friend.
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>>744621235
Most black men are actually unattractive to most girls of any race
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>>744621235
Because i dont have a girlfriend. I have no time to spend on women. I have several years in pursuit of perfecting my wizardry. Get on my level peasant.
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