Holy shit I am angry right now. I am having huge issues fin

>>744616928
just tape your windows youll be fine

>>744616928
Why are you stupid? board up your house and leave.

>>744616928
You're an idiot if you didn't look into it before. You have like 3 or 4 days faggot. The world is a better place without you.

>>744617701
>>744617492
>>744617412
>literally missing the point

>>744618061
its a conspiracy to drown millennials who have to use unmaintained websites to learn vital survival information

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>>744616928
Just tell Irma to go fuck off.

>>744618177
Rush Limbaugh said it was a conspiracy to defraud the American people with a climate change scare, and said he wasn't going to fall for thus liberal hoax.

Then today, he evacuated.

Dude just literally drive up state and call a local police station and figure everything out from there. Trust me.

>>744616928
you gone die

>>744616928

>Pasco
That was your first mistake OP

>>744616928
it took me like 10 seconds to find it on that shitty web site.
http://www.pascocountyfl.net/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=2027
it's a pdf file

>>744616928
Pretty clear: "A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19 effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8.
• A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living north of Fox Hollow Drive west of Little Rd. and south of Fox Hollow Drive west of Regency Park Blvd./Rowan Rd./Seven Springs Blvd. effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8.
• A mandatory evacuation order is still in effect for special needs residents, and those living in manufactured homes, mobile homes, RV’s, and anyone living in a low-lying area or an area prone to flooding.
• A recommended evacuation has been ordered for residents living south of Fox Hollow Drive to the south county line between Regency Park Blvd./Rowan Rd./Seven Springs Blvd. and Little Rd. effective 6:00 p.m. today, Friday, September 8."

>>744616928
>Get in car
>Drive far away
>.....?
>Profit!

>>744620933
Lmao.
Gl with that

>>744618177
this
learn to fucking swim

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>>744618061
Fuck em dude. Call the local cop shop and ask if you are really that worried.
>>744619467
>big storm = climate change
Fuck off with your irony faggot. I believe in anthropomorphic climate change but you can't just blame everything bad that happens in the environment on it.
You do realise there were storms before the industrial era?

>>744616928
You sound like the nigress from Houston I saw on the news after Harvey. When asked if the city did enough she replied she watched the storm from the Gulf all the way to her living room and didn't think the city did enough.
Stupid fucks like you and this nigress deserve to drown, it would be considered culling the herd, otherwise known as darwinism at its best, or even considered doing the world a favor with your God damn stupidity.

>>744616928
Why don't you just post the town/city you live in and start a wwyd thread, you stupid fucking moron

You live in Pasco? I live in Hernando lol

http://www.pascocountyfl.net/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/4305
There you go. Say "Thank you Mommy".

>>744616928
If you're anywhere south of at least Gainesville, you're under mandatory evacuation.

>>744620817
Exactly! I did two clicks and got this pdf.
I think OP is retarded

>>744622858
How fucked is hernando? I'm a delivery driver and scheduled to work on the day the storm hits

>>744621612
The water is warmer than it has been historically.
The warmer the water, the stronger the storm.
It's not really hard to understand.

>>744621125
He can drive in closest state and get in Hottelin, what the problem with that?

>>744616928
i think it means BTFO of florida boi

>>744623501
Tell your boss to fuck off

>>744616928

Ha! I started a fucking thread a couple ago mocking you device-dependent cucks. "Oh no, my device won't tell me what to do! Board up windows? I never even picked up a hammer! Is there a wood store? Where's my hurricane, safe-space app?! Waaaaaaaaaaa".

>>744623558
hes retarded, lots of dumbasses here tho and they dont represent shit in the educated community so dont worry

>>744618177
>>744620655
>>744620866
>>744620933
>>744622411
Get thread?

Do you live in Florida? Yes. Is there a huge hurricane about to hit Florida? Yes.
You don't need Google to tell you to get the fuck out and go to literally any state that isn't a "yes" answer to the questions above.

>>744623568
The problem is every road heading north is jammed full of traffic, and if you run out of fuel, all the gas stations are empty.

>>744623850

...hours

>>744623940
Traffic has been no go for at least a week from the keys all the way to the Georgia border.

>>744623940
And there is no gas left in the state

>>744624048

Boat up to South Carolina.

>>744624115
take the train

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>>744624048
climate change denial and fossil fuel dependency at its finest


keep tellin Elon hes retarded you hick ass niggas in Florida

>>744623940
like 20 million people are trying to evacuate the state and you can only go north, all on the same hwy. this has been going on for a week.

>>744616928
yea I couldn't figure it out either. I guess I'll just stay put

>>744624198
Train?
This isn't the old west.
I doubt there are any passenger train stations leaving Florida

>>744624233
Dubs confirmed kek

>>744624233
Not all of us are "hick ass niggas"
I grew up in Southern California

>>744619467
He did not say it was a conspiracy, and he did not say it was a hoax. He simply made the true point that there have been bad hurricanes happening since the beginning of time... this is nothing new.

im in hillsborough, supposedly where the eye wall is going to be circulating, so im in for a literal shit storm

>>744624516
im just fuckin around fam, just high as hell pointing out how retarded hardcore oil money conservatives are

>>744624516
Yeah and now I'm California you can get arrested and fined for mispronouncing a fucking gender

>>744624525
Listened to Rush yesterday, talking about this. Liberals to lie about anything he says

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>>744624455
double dubs verified, thanks very much my nigga

>>744624525
Again, the water is verifiably warmer.
Warmer water makes the storms stronger, hence why there are stronger storms right now.
I don't understand why this is difficult for some to understand.
Irma is the strongest Atlantic storm ever recorded, because the water is warmer.

>>744624525
Youre wrong and youre dumb. He literally said, complete quote "This is a hoax" "Liberal agenda" "I wont be leaving". Fuck off you apologist piece of trash

>>744624705
I don't disagree with you though.
There are a lot of retarded rednecks and white trash here.

>>744616928
Literally flashing this on the Weather Channel every few seconds on the scroller...

floridadisaster.org

floridadisaster.org/shelters/

The State Emergency Operations Center remains activated at a level one, which is a full-scale, 24-hours-a-day activation.
The Florida Emergency Information Line has been activated and is available 24/7 for families and victors at one eight hundred 342-3557.

>>744621612
>Fuck off with your irony faggot. I believe in... You do realise there were storms before the industrial era?

Are you the most retarded person on /b today? You might be!

The post you "quoted" is about Rush Limbaugh saying some stupid shit and then doing the opposite. What you took away from it was a whooole bunch of other shit and then argued, incredibly badly, against it, when no one said anything about that shit.

You are exactly as stupid as climate change deniers are made out to be. Congrats, you're a caricature of ignorance and hostility.

>>744624570
I'm on the Citrus/Levy county border, just north of you.
Good luck man

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>>744624765
>mfw I realized I hit a double dub

>>744624726
Cool fake story bro.

>>744624961
trust me, i lived in statesboro for 5 years for college, we got all your white trash rednecks from north FL there haha

>>744624880
But icebergs in water

>>744622858
Tampa bay bro reporting -- I have tarp nailed over my windows in an apartment...a-am I gonna die ;_;

I remember Pasco county. Hudson sucked when I lived there

>>744625579
No icebergs in Florida.
Trust me, swimming around here is like swimming in bath water, unless you're in a fresh water spring.

>>744625595
>>tarp

Yup.

2017 >>>> someone should livestream looting during the hurricane, I haven't lost all hope in humanity yet but I want to!

>>744625727
You sure? The climate change dude says the icebergs fell in and floated away

>>744616928
do you see how the hurricane is the size of Florida?
that means if you live in Florida you should evacuate
also, this isn't the United Soviet States of America
there are no "mandatory" evacuations

>>744625595
Yeah man, that tarp should slow down any tree going through your window at 120mph no problem.

>>744625579
the ice was always in the water
the difference is that now its floating instead of eventually being attached to land, because the connection melted away

>>744625736
A day ago we were only expecting tropical storm tier weather but now it's looking like we're getting eye-wall bands. This is horseshit, Im going to Lowes tomorrow at 8am

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>>744623894
Get thread.

>>744616928
>http://www.pascocountyfl.net/
A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8

>>744625847
If you're talking about the giant ice shelf that broke off from Antarctica, it's still in the ocean, near Antarctica, melting.
that doesn't change the fact that the water here, on a totally different hemisphere isn't warm is fuck.
Stop pretending to be retarded.

>>744625957
Oh,the land melted, so the icebergs are still ok

>>744625869
>there are no "mandatory" evacuations

Yes there are.
I'm under one now, as is most of Florida.

Fuck, it's so dope being on the other side of the world right now.

>>744616928
Op The 4th link says special needs people need to evacuate.

>>744626237
That means OP

>>744616928
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo

Put a sign in front of OP house that says Dead Nigger Storage

>>744616928
i.... it's Florida. It's the WHOLE state. Just go. This is gonna be a clusterfuck. Moreover why were you in Florida? Florida is a shitty state. We were never intended to live on that wretched sandbar.

Seriously though, I was hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park and found a floridian out there who was like "yeah, we just decided fuck it, not dealing with this one, and flew out here to hike." it's foolproof.

>>744616928
pretty fucking simple. Are you in the state of Florida in the United States of America? If yes, then get the FUCK out.

>>744616928
took me fucking 5 seconds on google. first result.
http://pascocounty.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=c38e09bcc357463b92cfb17cd9cbc343

OP is a faggot, can't internet

>>744626139
No, the ice connecting the giant iceberg in the ocean to the land, melted and now the ice is no longer connected to the land.
Seriously, stop pretending to be retarded.
You can look at the satellite progression for yourself.

>>744616928
Also love how the sheriff is like "if you have a warrant, go directly to the jail to shelter. Don't even show up to the evacuation center." To be clear, making good on warrants at a shelter is asking for a stupid situation to pop up with lots of cellphones taking videos. Can't wait to see them!

>>744626199
if you stay will
cops drag you out of your house?
you be arrested?
you be fined?
you be executed by the state?
if all answers are "no" then it isn't mandatory

>>744616928
you're gonna die OP

RIP

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The fact op the fag lord is living in Florida at all should tell you how smart he is.

Do you know how much the oil industry is raking in right now? How about airlines, insurance companies, hotels, etc. Hurricanes are big business

Another pasco anon here, OP will die in this storm, its Darwinism at its finest. If you are a Floridian and you are not prepared for shit like this, you have no business living here.

>>744626596
>A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
>effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
>effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8A mandatory evacuation has been ordered for those residents living west of U.S. 19
>effective at 10:00 a.m. today, Friday, September 8

They can, but it's a huge waste of resources. All non emergency businesses are forced to close.
The cops can and will tell businesses to get the fuck out during the storm because it is too dangerous for them to be rescued.
I'm under mandatory evacuation, but I'm fairly sure they're not going to risk their lives going door to door to see if anyone's home.

>>744616928
Same situation here. They say only Zone A in Tampa needs to evacuate due to storm surges, but now that the new maps are saying that the fucking hurricane is going to hit Tampa almost straight on now I don't know what to think. Why aren't government officials being more vocal and communicative?

>>744626596
If you die, they will kill you.

>>744616928
Irma is going to make Houston look like a fucking joke, I hope Noah lent you his ark -- you gonna drown, nigga.

>>744626803
You can say that about anywhere in North America.
There isn't a region that doesn't experience natural disasters anywhere in this country on a regular basis.

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>>744627150
>this is a picture of a banana
>this is a picture of a banana
>this is a picture of a banana
>this is a picture of a banana
I said it, so it must be true
they have no legal authority to close down any business
they have no legal authority to force anyone to leave
they call it "mandatory" so retards will believe them when they say a storm is coming that is going to fuck up everything and quite possible kill them if they stay
but there is absolutely nothing mandatory about it

>>744627310
The midwest is fine, tornados are literally nothing.

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I hope you can swim.

>>744627310
Thats not true whatsoever. I love how people just make shit up these days WHILE on the internet truth machine. How about you look up "safest cities from natural disaster." For instance, 3 towns in Ohio have never had anything but minor flooding from just rain. Denver Colorado is super safe from most anything but distant wildfire smoke.

>>744627524
Was about to say the same thing. Minuscule in comparison

>>744616928
It's the government pushing forth Darwinism. Your state is a cancer to the rest of the nation, full of retards and the rest of the world wants you and your houses gone so we can rebuild on fresh land and redistribute the overpopulated big cities.

Here's to hoping you die in the hurricane, or get eaten by a gator in the flooded aftermath.

>>744616928
Lol flfag eat a hurricane

>>744616928
Dude I am so fucked, the eye is gonna pass over my area dude at the path it's currently heading...
My whole city is gonna be fucked dude I honestly don't know how anyone in SWFL will make it through this storm if comes in land as a CAT 5 game over dude, but the worse part is September 23rd dude

>>744627310
Utah, Arizona, New Mexico and Nevada would like a word with you

>>744627865
Y'all got erfquakes right?

Nevada at least

>>744627845
>stay at home
>get birdsuit
>climb onto roof when the storm approaches
>ride the hurricane

>>744627784
This guy gets it

>>744627516
http://jacksonville.com/news/public-safety/2017-09-08/mayor-curry-issues-mandatory-evacuations-parts-jacksonville-advance

This isn't my first hurricane.
Cops can and will force businesses to close, I've seen it with my own eyes.

>>744627865
>Utah
flash floods
wildfires
heavy snow the likes of which would shut down most states
and the constant threat of a major earthquake

>>744627845
Brother why are you cutting a promo like hulk hogan dude

>>744627212
>hurricane hitting florida
>live in florida
>muh communications


nigga fuck off, literally, you had pleanty of time to leave

>>744622858
aye 352 4 life

>>744628138
Why would I have left Tampa when literally every simulation showed it hitting Miami and going up the east coast? People fucking evacuated from Miami TO Tampa just a few days ago. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on and the government isn't helping one bit.

>>744627540
this one's not going to have as much water.

>>744616928
ay bruv i dont know if you're still here but call 311 if you need info. browardcounty fag here, be cool it's not supposed to really get hairy till tomorrow

>>744627784
I have no sympathy for them, Florida is a so full of crazy "people", it might as well be another planet; the more Floridians drown, the healthier our gene-pool.

>>744627596
>3 towns in Ohio

ok you got me there faggot, 3 towns in Ohio, according to you.
If it snows rains, or there are any bodies of water there, it's susceptible to a natural disaster, the same goes for Colorado.
Neither are immune to weather, you retarded child.

>>744618061
just like the hurricane will be missing your house

>>744628327
Nazi cunts fuck off

>>744628388
I don't...think that works

>>744623940
oh hey thanks retard why didn't i think to drop my whole life and drive 12 hours north

>>744627865
Fires, floods, rain, snow, just to name a few.

>>744628264
just up to 50 foot waves

>>744628420
you mean alt left who have been calling of FL people to die for having dared to vote for trump

>>744627524
Chicago gets brutally cold and blizzards

>>744628566
Only one of these is a natural disaster

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>>744624233
you're a child

>>744628260
Well you elected Trump dumbass

>>744628667
Somebodys exxon stock seems to be dropping

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>>744628510
The hurricane is going to drop your life faggot.

>>744628327
Its so easy to wish death upon us from behind a computer screen isn't it? Come on then, get it out, who else do you want to die? Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. Pissing in an ocean of piss.

>>744616928
Alright ladies my Zello account is matthewhknight
try not to hack my account bitches.

>>744628681
How the fuck is that even remotely relevant?

>>744628637
Nazi

>>744628260
You're arguing with retarded children who lack reasoning skills.
We still don't know where it's going to hit for sure and there are like 3 hwys in the entire state that are full of 20 million people trying to evacuate since last week, from the keys all the way to the georgia border.
It's hard to make plans when you don't know for sure where the hurricane is going to go.
Every year people end up evacuating to the wrong place because the hurricane changes path up to the last minute.
I guess some people are too stupid to realize that.

>>744628737
good one faggot, why don't you get back to blowing dudes

Is it weird I kinda wanna be there when the storm hits cuz it's exciting

>>744628921
Sorry I am not you retard.

>>744628660
Are you literally retarded?

>>744628681
Half the state didn't vote for Trump.

>>744628751
I only hate Floridians actually, if I hated people I wouldn't advocate a healthy gene-pool.