So, my wife and I had a deal: if it's a girl she gets to pick the name, and if it's a boy I get to pick. Well, it's a boy!
What's the manliest name I can give my son? I want something manly as fuck.
Captain John "Falcon" McAwesome
Herrmann
Charles.
Fight me on this!
Manly as fuck!
>>744552802
Ivan
>>744552802
Leonidas
>>744552802
Anal
Drago
>>744552802
The manliest name?
Penis.
>>744552802
Austin Powers
Abraham
Jean-Claude
Chuck
Ronald Mcnigger Fucker
>>744552887
How is this pronounced? "Uh-nawl?"
Clark
Max Power (last name)
>>744552802
Chloe
>>744552802
Sharia LeCuck
Maximus
Invictus
Superior
Butch
Chad
>>744552802
Xaiver
Chuck
>>744552802
Call him Dylan or Brock and solidify his future as a giant douche.
>>744552802
Alice.
>>744552802
No one wants to mess woth a guy named Hugo
Frank
>>744552802
Donald
>>744552802
You ever meet anyone willing to mess with a guy named Festus?
All Festi (think thats the plural) are batshit crazy
>>744552802
Failed Abortion-kun
Samson
Elijah
Michael
David
Noah
Abraham
Or just go with Chad
Keith
Dean
Alpha
>>744552802
Adolf
>>744552802
James
Dickon
>>744552802
John
Felix
Adrien
Leon
Chad
>>744552802
what is last name?
>>744552802
Jeremiah
Leopold
Baltazar
Yugi
Sue
Themistocles the destroyer
Buford. Magnus. Maximillian. Oren.
>>744553164
John
>>744553014
I don't know who you are, but bartledoo my friend.
Timmy
>>744553111
Nice trips my son
Calvin
Chad Thundercock.
Also,
Thor, Zeus, Henry, Genghis, Magnus, Attila,Tamerlane, Vlad, and Sue.
Hunter
>>744552802
Hulk Hogan
>>744552802
Gaius
Scipio
Decimus
Lucius
Titus
Maximus
Crixus
Castus
Charlemagne
Hannibal
Gustavus
Ulysses
Leonidas
Achilles
Alexander
Patton
Montgomery
Karl
Erwin
>>744553079
I've never even met anyone named Festus
Is that even a real name
>>744552802
Keane
>>744552802
Courage Wolf.
Please.
>>744553724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festus
Bjorn-Hæggar
Ashley, every man that's named Ashley is always a fucking tank lmfao
Dugan
F
Constantine
Chad
Or Dugan
Vetiver is a good name for a cat
But not a good name for a boy
So keep that in mind, mmmkay OP? <3
Brock is the mannliest name I can think of
Tyrion
>>744552802
Chad
Jerome
>>744554077
No Tywin.
>>744554095
>>744553989
>>744553183
>>744553101
wtf is up with these Chads? Shit name guaranteeing your kid will be a douchebag
Tiny
>>744554258
>Naming your son after an asshole so dumb he not only fucked his son's lover but mocked the whole mess with that very son angrily aiming a crossbow at him
Nah bro
>>744552802
Thognor
>>744552802
Jim.
Jake jack zach pleb nick
Kick
>>744552802
Heinrich, called after Heinz Guderian.
>>744552914
Stop that crap it's a fucking shitty and overrated movie
>>744554429
be just a boy father is weak, smaller houses rebell,
i crush them
be 20 become hand of the king, hes fucking mental so i have to be the defacto king, the empire prospers under my rule
be old, faggot midget son aims crossbow at me,
family name in ruins, no heir, time to go cruel world
Junior
bronco
Buck
Steele
Brock
Bronson
Jack
Hunter
Roland (Rollo)
Luke
Savage
Augustus
Daniel
King
Jake
>>744552892
*Dragomir
FTFY
>>744552802
Give him something with a lot of consonants
Polish, Czech, or Russian usually does the trick, however, i'd recommend picking something from a language close to your race/ethnicity, so as to avoid confusion from some people
>>744552802
Adolf
Karl
...And good luck, Anon!
>>744554561
Maybe keep your children from fucking each other?
>>744552802
Odin
Attila
Genghis
Duke
Rudyard
Idk dude what about "alexander"yeh?
>>744553292
All good names
>>744552802
Eric
>>744552802
"thor strong"
>>744554728
how does that relate? meh showwatchers i guess
>>744554688
>88
>>744553775
>nigeria
>namibia
>kenya
I think there's a pattern..
>>744552853
Hehe. Hidden meme
>>744554380
Paul basically means tiny
from the latin word paulus
> I hate my name
Talmage
ragnaros, the firelord
Magnus
Biggus Diccus
>>744552802
Lord Vader
Courage Wolf obviously
Hugh mungus
Kevin
>>744554832
Probably fucked up Jaime hugely. Cersei's plotting honestly fucked shit up more than giving Tyrion Casterly Rock and letting him have his woman ever could have and dear old genius dad didn't notice shit until Cersei straight up told him she's fucking her brother.
>>744554543
fuck you and everything you stand for
Thadious
Jaghatai Khan
>>744555102
>Probably fucked up Jaime hugely.
...yeah not having to be kingsguard to the mad king at age 15 and watching peope get burned on a regular basis
>dear old genius dad didn't notice
yeah hes not a mind reader, he also didnt live with them since they moved to kingslanding and he stopped beeing hand. i really dont understand how anybody could think of tyvin as stupid, who is smart in got if not him?
>>744554365
We're all jealous of Chad.
Chad gets pussy like nobody's business.
>>744555234
Fuck your motorcycle riding primarch
>>744555264
Nobody is smart. They're all primitive screwheads.
>>744555333
Fuck you double trips having motherfucker
>>744555264
Oh no doubt that had a great big hand in it but holy shit man, all that scheming isn't exactly healthy.
Tywin was a god tier political strategist. Tyrion is legit smart.
What about somthing old school German like:
Willhelm or Friedrich
>>744552802
Post a picture of your wife naked and I'll decide for you.
>>744552802
Siegfried.
Tor.
Odin.
Tyr
Attila
Donar
Wodan
>>744555336
You're not wrong, Ash
>>744555448
>Tyrion is legit smart.
in the books and untill the last season he was, now hes a potato
of course its Chad
>>744552802
>What's the manliest name I can give my son?
Sue
Didn't you listen to Johnny Cash ?
Chad 2 Badd
>>744553079
Names don't have a plural.
>>744552802
Reimu
Diboss
Give the boy a name he can be proud of
Like Pubert.
>>744555529
Now there's a manly name. I still think Magnus is manliest though.
>>744555510
I second these suggestions
>>744555510
Tor should be Thor of course. And I also like Borr, the father of Odin.
Ed.
Cunt
Chad "Fat Cunt" Chadson
>>744552802
Brent
Wow.
Magnus seems to be the clear winner.
I'm surprised, but not completely...
It's a cool name.
boris
Jeremy the Hymen Destroyer
>>744555593
It's a Roman name
If it was plural, it'd be Festi.
>>744554365
Or act and 'sing' in a Disney's movie lmao
>>744554543
Feminist here
>>744552914
>t, Dougie
>>744553232
Underrated post
Hieronymous.
Hiro for short.
Khal Drogo, obviously.
>>744552802
>>744552914
Groovy
Arturo
greek as fuck boi
Bruce.
/thread
>>744552802
Adolf
>>744553688
>Charlemagne
French names aren't manly
>>744552802
Aristotle
>>744556981
First name charles, 2nd name magnus. Boom.
Friedrich Wilhelm
Victor
Rambo
>>744552802
Adolf Hitler.
THE MAN!
>>744552802
Porkenkilo
Bobo
>>744557068
Charles isn't manly either. You can go with the German equivalent Karl or the roman equivalent Carolus. These are manly. Charles sounds way to soft
lexington steel
>>744552802
Chad Thundercock
>>744552802
Christopher Poole.
>>744552802
Nunzio
Adolf.
>>744552802
Brock mother fucking Sampson
>>744556981
It's Latin, dipshit
Carolus Magnus
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