/b/, how does one get away with having an afair/cheating? Is

>>744471475
Dumbass

>how to into cheating
>site full of virgins
Lel

they always find out

Have a partner who's really cool with you having a life of your own, respects your privacy, and never let your fling get too close to you. She shouldn't know your full name let alone address or home number.

>>744471475
>become single
>fuck who you want

>>744471475
No.1 rule is smell. Use the same soap as you use at home. If she's wearing any perfume, just don't.

Also, don't tell ANYONE.

>>744471475
You don't, asshole. Man up and leave your chick, or are you one of those pussies that wants to have their cake and eat it too?

>>744471813
Even my mom?

Don't change up your schedule to cheat, they'll know.

Don't use the same phone, it's one 'ill get it for you' and you're fucked, get a burner, keep it in a toolbox in a truck or at work in a locker whatever. Never let this get inside your house.

Don't friend em on facebook/social media.

Don't let them know where you live.

Don't go to the same spots you normally go to, never mix and match between the two woman.

Always shower after the deed, make sure you don't smell like them.

Alternatively, just go drive down to the hood and get head from a cheap hooker or use backpage.

File: wait_what.jpg (20KB, 493x387px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 493x387px

>>744471976

Sure thing man

>>744472070
All great advice here. Though I use hidden apps to text now days, used to have three phones at one point... Though one was for work, one was personal, then the last was for "fun".
Big thing though, get off social media entirely. Because a friend of a friend of a friend can fuck everything up for you. Make sure that the side bitch has just as much if not more to lose than you if things get discovered too, but that's only if you're letting her know you're in a relationship. But it's better to give her less info about you, hell one time a girl only knew me by my initials or another just called me Doc.

>>744471565
This

>>744471813
It's a trap.

Women will wear perfume and use it to mark their territory

>>744471565
This. I thought I was good. My gf found out because the bitch told my gfs sister when it happened. Somehow we're still dating. So, it was kinda worth it. Except she's always got that on me now.

>>744471475
Have an open relationship

Dont say shit

File: 1498651236856.png (144KB, 322x306px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 322x306px

>>744471475
Dump your controlling girlfriend and live life being content as a bachelor with a soft harem. I'm not condoning being a degenerate but you shouldn't string people along, if not only for your own conscience.

File: 1504320618945.png (158KB, 260x272px) Image search: [Google]

158KB, 260x272px

>>744471475

????are you looking for the thrill of not getting caught doing something shitty??

Or is it about having multiple partners??

The latter is easier. Just be upfront about it so everyone understands.

File: 1503766220531.jpg (62KB, 590x882px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 590x882px

>>744472070

Alex? That you my niggah? My old neighbor alex does this.

>>744471475

It's a thing to do in the long run but it's served me well.
Tell your girlfriend that sex is an important part of life for you and that if one day you can't find your pleasure with her you'll go look somewhere else.
She'll take it as a challenge and will defiantly say okay.
Fast forward a few years, you're now married to said gf with a kid, and action in the bed is reduced to farting on each other, back to back.
Remind wife of said promise, fuck as many bitches as you want.

I've been married for 11 years, since august 26th 2006, have 2 kids with the wife, and this is the best thing I ever did for myself. I get to fuck as much as I want and feel good about it because she said okay.

>>744472070
To add to this...

Hide money.

A $20, here or there. An extra $50, when you use an ATM to get the grocery money out. Stop buying that morning $10 Starbucks coffee, and pocket the money, but still convince the wife you get that over-priced, high-calorie shit coffee every morning.

You'd be surprised how fast the money racks up.

That way, when you go out on your 'special' date with that extra-circular other. You'll have the money to wine n' dine to her expectations (and your equal 'reward'), and there'd be no dent in the finances if your wife keeps an extra careful eye on the bank statements.

>Don't go to the same spots you normally go to, never mix and match between the two woman.

Another point on this, "don't shit where you eat" kind of rule.

If you're going to mess around, and you live in a small city (100,000+); chances are you will be caught. So look for someone in the next town. Come up with inventive reasons to visit the next town/city; re: Business trip.

If it's a large city, like New York, London or Vancouver.....go to a district on the far side of yours; that takes 30min to an hour to drive to. Don't tell the 'other' where you live. Keep that distance.

Just get a hooker.

File: 1497222627349.jpg (135KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 800x600px

>>744475152
>The latter is easier. Just be upfront about it so everyone understands.
It is. if you're honest from the start they know what they're getting into. Granted all those girls will want to become your favourite one but that's another story. If anything if a chick knows you have multiple options they will usually remain on their best behaviour.

>>744471565
This. Don't even try it, anon. You'll think you've thought of everything, but I guarantee they'll find out.

>>744476552

One more reason to let them know upfront that you'll go look elsewhere if things get stale in the bedroom.

>>744473976

Sure sounds healthy, anon.

>>744473943
This.

Smells won't necessarily get you caught, but they will get your gf/wife suspicious months before you do get caught. Not even intentionally or consciously your gf/wife will seem hornier towards you than usual because subconsciously she knows there's new competition out there. She caught a whiff of it but doesn't necessarily know what it means... Odors make the suspicions aware and it gets the mistrust ball rolling.

>>744471565
no they don't

>>744471475
There’s various ways, but most times people get caught cause they end up revealing it somehow.
You just gotta do it, not say shit to ANYONE and continue about you life.
Don’t get caught up in the feelings, either for the one you’re having the affair with or the guilt when you cheat. It will hit you but you have to continue as normal.

>>744473976

Seems to me that you've got that on her for not satisfying you in bed.

Man up, bro !

>>744471475
don't.

faggot

File: Ea_6tFl-.jpg (42KB, 517x517px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 517x517px

>>744476406

Yep. 100 percent agree with ya, anon.

>>744471976
>not cheating on your qt gf WITH your mom

Anon what the fuck kind of faggot are you?

>>744471565
yeah..

I'd say break up with your girl if you want an affair with someone else.

>>744471475
I only cheat in other countries and tell them I don't have FB

>>744479067
>I'd say break up with your girl if you want an affair with someone else.

most times it doesn't work out that way.

>>744471475
I hope you die a horrible death, asshole.

>>744471475
Yes there is. Successfully cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had and never get caught. but why would I give you my knowledge for free?

>>744471918
Fuck off pussy. Men cheat. We build and create shit and we cheat. Grow up bitch.

>>744471475
don't use main phone. keep a separate phone locked up in a place your wife/partner will never go to. don't keep evidence or "trophies" as mementos. always make ground rules (strictly for pleasure, you can only call them, etc.). never meet with them at a stupid place (example of stupid place: your home, their home). don't pay with credit card. don't keep receipts. don't leave traces of where you went on google maps. tell her not to use strong perfume when you meet (new fragrance on you is an obvious tell). always have an alibi. meet at safe hours. don't get fucking STDs.

that's about it. if you can do the above you will have cheated on your partner successfully.

>>744480552
Someone's got a bf who cheated with her sister haha pumped that bitch fills seed haha

>>744480938
oh, shit. forgot to add some more:
don't cheat with a person you both know.
resist urge to tell anyone. resist feelings of guilt. keep it to yourself.
if you're going to a hooker, make sure other person doesn't know about the money you're going to use. in other words, stash that money away in advance.

>>744481071
Woman are humans too, why did he make my life into a living hell? I did everything for him

>>744480938
My best friend has been cheating on his wife for a little over 5 years. He has 2 gym memberships to 24 hour gyms in our area. He pays for the entire membership in cash each year and rents a large locker at each gym. He keeps an extra set of clothes in each locker and changes before going on a date. Pretty much the only way he can get caught is if his girlfriend leaves something in his car (a hair, ear ring, etc)

>>744471475
make sure she doesn't have ads. can't have a guilty conscience. delete any evidence from you're phone any time you communicate. make sure there is no possible way they could know each other. ie mutual friends on Facebook.

>>744475725
Good for you

you get to fuck around because of some BS verbal contract

Your wife still resents you

>>744481276
stds

File: iu[1].JPG&f=1.jpg (304KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1600x1600px

>>744471475
your best bet is fucking a navy wife.
she's more likely to keep her mouth shut.

>>744481174
Oh my god so fucking triggered rn

>>744471475
dump her and fuck someone else, but don't cheat you piece of shit. You deserve what's coming to you if you cheat.

>>744481141
one more pointer and this one is kinda like insurance: get potential blackmail material on the chick. that way if she threatens you or acts out of line, you have something on her.

>>744471475
Don't

>>744481385
>>744471475
Wives/gfs of servicemen on deployment are great.
Gagging for it while the guys away, if they do come back they usually still want a bit but they have to keep it real quiet so it's easier for you to do the same

File: puke106.jpg (17KB, 236x269px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x269px

>>744471475
how I wish there was a hell. It sucks to be atheist

>>744481693
How do you usually approach???

>>744481693
Just got to make sure you dont end up like the Fort Bragg wives/boyfriends. They still dont know exactly how they all found out at the same time

>>744475725
happy belated anniversary, anon

i'm hitting ten years at the end of the year

was too scared to actually cheat on wife, had opportunity when working on a project five hours away. Cute cashier, looked like ellen page. Wore secksy leggings

>>744471565
Spotted the virgins

>>744480836
Only scumbags are disloyal, like you.

>>744481827
I would never have found out if I didnt had watched him carefully to find out how to unlock his phone

>>744481820
what happened at fort bragg?

>>744481820
Story??

>>744481950
Like you care if a man cheats...

>>744481950
that's pretty shitty of you to unlock his phone and invade his privacy.

Get GB what's up...root your phone and get applocker that looks like a calculator.


Go on skout, tinder and such...get laid and provide fake number linked to the secondary what's up..... if your girl wants to see the phone...let he do it... nothing to see there.

>>744482138
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

File: 654653535.jpg (128KB, 1193x917px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1193x917px

Cheating is degeneracy, but if you're going to go about it, don't be a fucking retard. It's better to stay single and just keep a little harem around. Spin plates.

>>744481956
>>744481981
maybe this? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/4-wives-slain-in-6-weeks-at-fort-bragg/

>>744482371
faith in humanity restored

>>744481956
>>744481981

A unit came back from deployment and 4 of the soldiers ended up killing their wives after they found out they were cheating on them. The last soldier they arrested was arrested with pictures and all the personal info of the boyfriend. They think he was either going to kill the boyfriend that night, or the next day.

None of the soldiers ever said how they found out about their wives cheating, all at the same time, and none of them said the other soldiers who also killed their wives knew what the others were planning

Rumor on base was a neighbor/another wife was keeping tabs on the women while the men were deployed and was giving them the info. There were also 2 other murders off base right around the same time. Its always been suspected those were 2 of the 4 boyfriends

>>744482787
yeah see, this is why i would resist what would appear to be easy pickings. PTSD-laden warriors who kill hajis probably wouldn't think twice about shooting a Jody

>>744482787
>just met a cutie with a military boyfriend
I'm scared to make a move desu

>>744482987
Bad idea.

>>744482987
>>744483119
if a dude is coming back from deployment, all fucked-up in the head enough where he's a greater suicide risk than everybody else around him... do you really think he'd hesitate to take your life if he's already ready to take his own?

>>744481267
>Pretty much the only way he can get caught is if his girlfriend leaves something in his car (a hair, ear ring, etc)


Funny story...

>work with a girl at my office
>pretty good looking, always flirting with me
>I'm married so no go
>we work late a lot together
>she lives in a shitty part of the city so I always drive her home if we work late
>never did anything with her. like I said... married
>one day cleaning the car and find an earring on the floor in the back seat
>go give it to my wife since whose else would it be?
>"where did you find it?"
>"back seat of the car"
>"anon, it's not mine"
>fuck, this doesn't look good
>remind her I drive coworker home
>"IN THE BACK SEAT???"
>my car's front eats have openings at the bottom of the back rest so anything on the seat slides into the back
>takes wife a few days to calm down and accept explanation

two side notes
1 - All the old ladies in my office gossips that we were having an affair anyway
2 - Girl died of AIDS about 10 years later

>>744483218
No shit. I was deployed several times myself. Fortunately none of our guys killed anyone. But there were a lot of divorces. Some guys would come home to an empty bank account and empty house. Sometimes they'd come home to Jody living in their house with their wife and kids. That does not go over well.

>>744483332
thank god for aids. at least some sluts get what they deserve

>>744482960
Read about the murders. A lot was published around that time though some of the good stuff was printed in the base newspaper.

The one murder was brutal. He didnt slit her throat, he stabbed her in the chest and throat so many times her head was nearly removed. The tip of his combat knife was found embedded in her vertebra. Pretty sure a few of those wives would have preferred being shot. The one murder victim found off base was beaten so badly he had to be identified by finger prints and DNA as his face was unrecognizable and there werent enough teeth to compare to dental records.

>>744483332
>Funny story...
>2 - Girl died of AIDS about 10 years later

[awkward silence intensifies]
uhh yeah. comedy gold, anon.

>>744483469
yeah, I thought about the side notes after writing that it was a funny story. My bad.

>>744483447
if you notice the story, this slut doesn't seem to have deserved AIDS. seems like she never did anything with anon. just her earring fell out.

>>744483445
>Fortunately none of our guys killed anyone

any dummies out there thinking of horning in on military wives, just think about what this anon just said.

FFS, choose a target whose husband isn't trained how to kill you

>>744471475
Use a fake name, burner phone, and don't get caught

Also, have affair with another married person who has more to lose

>>744483564
No, she was pretty slutty. She'd come to work and tell me about fucking her boyfriend (actually the guy who gave her AIDS. He died too) and fucking other guys when he was away.

>>744483564
not with him
she didnt find the HIV in her garden

>>744483518
oh don't apologize, i laughed my ass off

you should've let your wife catch you crying when you found out that she died from AIDS. said to your wife... "we need to get tested"

File: 1502425750263.jpg (51KB, 464x630px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 464x630px

Admit Nothing.

/thread

I had a seven year affair, the key is to not shit on your own doorstep. The woman I was fucking lived 40 miles away.

>>744471475
To your question, it's a bad bad idea. You don't go out for hamburger when you got steak at home. I've been cheated on exactly once, and I've cheated on a girl once.... it irreparably damages a relationship and even if you want to make things work after that, you can't.

But on a different note, those two women in that picture look like *identical* twins.

>>744483639
Always good advice. My best friend from childhood was a Marine for 8 years and when he gets drunk he talks about shit so fucked up even I, a /b/tard, wouldnt want to actually experience. Some of his drunken stories are a combo of rekt threads and /asp/ fantasies

Deny, Deny, Indignation

>Honey, I have no idea how soiled panties got into my car, they are definitely not mine. I think my buddy m00t must've played a prank on me and planted them there
>I would *never* cheat on you because i know you'd literally cut my balls off and that's not good
>*AND HOW DARE YOU* insinuate that I would stoop so low so as to disrespect you and our sacred vows etc etc etc

>>744480494
Most of the times people are retarded. How about you stop being a retard, you sack of shit?

>>744484134
I once heard a military guy talk about his deceased friend. He told me a grenade blew his buddy's legs off and then died in his arms

>>744484157
Once you get to a moment like that, your marriage might not be instantly over, but you can bet that any and all trust is gone and your wife is going to start doing creepy shit to catch you doing what she "knows" you are doing. The divorce might be 6 months away, but the GPS tracker in your car and under your work boot insole is days away

>>744483469
Fuck off newfag

>>744483518
You have nothing to apologize for anon, cunts rotting in their graves because of AIDS is always hilarious.

And the funny thing is that women cheat just as much as men. Probably more. You may be getting cheated on yourself.

>>744484401
lesson learned, don't let m00t borrow your car

>>744484488
maybe, as long I dont, I will not behave like subhuman scum just because others do it.

>>744483749
like I said, never did anything with her. Was tempted but (a) married and (b) knew she was a slut.

>>744484593
I applaud you. It's good to know there is some morality left in /b/ after all.

>>744484768
no i meant it would've been hilarious if you pranked your wife and made her think she got AIDS because you cheated on her

then you could be like, "PSYCHE!"

who was the celebrity AIDS-girl most resembled?

>>744484401
This nigga gets it.

A relationship may survive a bit longer after cheating is discovered, but only *a bit* longer. Trust is ruined which shatters the foundation of any relationship. But personally, I've never known a relationship to last a month after cheating is discovered, it usually falls apart quite quickly. The other person is *always* suspicious which is justified, they're always snooping, wondering what you're doing, even if you say where you're going to be they wonder if you're lying. Then the cheater gets pissed off at not having any freedom and either begins to get furious that he's *always* thought to be cheating when he's not OR he figures since he always catching flack for it he may as well just cheat anyhow. It's a bad scene.

I've seen it from both sides. I had a girl who cheated on me and wanted to come back (I let her, PROTIP: never let a cheater come back) AND I had a relationship with a girl whom I was indifferent to and cheated on her and it got ugly. It's just a bad scene, if you need other pussy do the decent thing and break it off first.

>>744484384
One of his tamer stories was his unit breaching the back door to a house. Hadji in kitchen dropped before he can move his hand to the rifle. Down hallway Hadji darts from one room to another. Make entry into room and there is a small boy standing next to Hadji. Hadji has rifle in one hand and moves boy behind him with the other. My buddy said that they knew what was coming when Hadji started praying. As he was still praying he raised the rifle and let off a burst into the group of Marines (said no one was actually hurt) Marines light Hadji up. 2 of the rounds when through and through on Hadji and hit the boy in the top of his skull blowing a chunk of his head off with it. When the Marines got over to him, the boys eye was still moving and he kept trying to speak. By the time the Corpsman got there though the boy was dead.

Weird thing is, when my friend is sober, he wont even mention being in the military. Half a fifth of whiskey and the stories come out. By the time the fifth is gone he just sits there and cries. You know the night is over when he starts getting choked up in the middle of a story

>>744484334
wow,...truth hurts when you're clueless.

>>744484935
Right. The thing is, you will get caught eventually. Then you have to worry about the consequences of that. Some bitches will destroy your property and other things. It's best to just not cheat in the first place or stay single and bang with no strings attached.

File: 1504737922856.jpg (132KB, 1080x1325px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1080x1325px

>>744484929
>who was the celebrity AIDS-girl most resembled?
can't think of a celeb but when I saw this picture it reminded me of her. No tats or piercings like this girl but hair, body and face very similar.

>>744485303
>Some bitches will destroy your property

I wouldnt worry about my car. Id worry about what she would do to my career, my friends, family, etc.

>>744471475
No such thing as fool proof way, you'll probably fuck up even if following advise in other replies.
Use wrong phone, leave it unlocked, get message at suspicious time, drunken remorse and say something stupid or just randomly say some shit you need to backtrack on when you're distracted.
Need a highly populated city to do it in, 500k probably won't even cut it. Unless they're both complete opposites, it is a matter of time before you with gf/wife see the other one in some mall/cafe/bar. If you're not upfront with cheater girl then you're fucked right there.

>tldr 3 girls on the go, was fun despite organizational difficulties, then dropped all but 1 and gf, gf (now wife) found out about fuck buddy, long long road back to trust.

>>744484935
I remember going back to my cheating ex. Things just weren't the same no matter how hard I tried. Wish I had a time machine to go back to the way things were. No that being said, plenty of guys cheat on their girls and are still together with them. I think girls care less.

File: 1503403271160.jpg (21KB, 226x607px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 226x607px

>>744485496
That's far more important, yeah. You can always get new material possessions back.

>>744484935
Maybe I'm an outlier.

I started an affair about 11 years ago. It lasted a year and then my wife found out. We were already in a bad place in our marriage and before the affair I begged my wife to go to marriage counseling but she wouldn't.

She went for a little while after she learned about the affair, we struggled for about 5 more years and then she asked for a divorce. I said OK but when she realized the ramifications of divorce she changed her mind.

I agreed to hold off as long as she went back to marriage counseling. She did, it helped a lot and we're still together 11 years after she found out I was cheating.

>>744471546
This

File: mra-virgin-no-hymen.jpg (166KB, 1024x672px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1024x672px

my advice for every young guy:
avoid potential cheaters completely if you dont want to have your life destroyed.
Fucking sluts isnt worth the fun.

File: sq17ahdx.jpg (377KB, 1894x1024px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 1894x1024px

>>744471475

>>744471475
>>744472070

I have to correct 1 thing, keep the same phone but use Google voice.

It's free and you can delete it and use it as needed. Just make sure you set notification off.

I text right next to the wife sometimes.

>>744476221

You shouldn't be sharing a bank account with the wife in the first place.

and the whole not taking them to the same place is bs. I take my wife and the squeeze to the same nice restaurant haven't had an issue yet. Just tip and don't be an asshole.

>>744476221
This is sensible. Don't tell a soul, keep your shit clean, rubber up. If you're the type that'll feel guilty after the fact don't do it. If you can't /won't tell the person you're with you're getting some side then tell the side you're with someone. You'll be surprised how many will be ok with it

File: 1475118292574.jpg (645KB, 1175x1920px) Image search: [Google]

645KB, 1175x1920px

1. Make sure social circles don't overlap
2. Contain each person to a different city or even better, country.
3. Don't do social media. If you do, make sure that shit is locked down and only one of the girls MAX is on there.

Source: I dated 4 girls over 2 continents and 3 cities at the same time.

Also, this shit is super stressful. Luckily each relationship had a time limit.

File: kelsey_football.jpg (183KB, 790x960px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 790x960px

>>744471475
Cheat on her with this football player and she won't feel threatened. Problem solved.

Find a girl with the right mix of slutty enough to fuck a guy in a relationship but not crazy enough to fall in love with you or anything. A bitch who loves the cock and treats it like business as usual. Finding good lookin, non-STD ridden versions of this can be difficult. I was lucky enough to have messed around with a friend's ex.

Never done it but a guy I worked with ( 20 years older than me) told me to buy 2 burners. Give her one, and tell her to only use it when you call.

>>744487113
Also never start anything with a coworker.
3 years ago, I wanted to surpise my gf by catching her after her shift to go out on a dinner. Stood there and waited for her to come out.. She came, arm in arm, kissing with coworker and took a ride with him. Later she said, she had to stay longer at work. So I dumped her.

File: dontgetcucked.jpg (128KB, 1193x917px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1193x917px

As I mentioned before, I think that cheating is degeneracy but on the other hand I'm happy that there are some guys that don't fall victim to ONE-itis because that is a dangerous affliction.

>>744471475
Have a job that involves going out of town a lot. Fuck bitches on business trips. Just go to bars at night and have one night stands. Helps to make good money and be decent looking.

>>744444444

>>744485417
Oh, this girl? http://images4.fanpop.com/image/polls/630000/630995_1296403692257_full.jpg?v=1296403733

OK ladies, if a man wants to have anal sex with you and you say NO, he will get somewhere else.

Just keep him sexually satisfied and fed. A man with empty balls and a full tummy is very happy!

>>744486465
>You shouldn't be sharing a bank account with the wife in the first place

True, but "not true"....Sure, this day and age it's modern wisdom to never marry. But to the previous generation where even men found it appealing to marry and build a family of your own was admirable. Getting a joint account is sensible to pool all revenue in and make sound financial decision without turning the monthly bill payments into a guessing game. It all depends on who your spouse is and what s/he contributes to the kitty.

As far as my marriage goes, it's "near-perfect", and that is a problem. She works and contributes, as do I. All the money goes into the account, and all financial responsibilities for the house are kept up. Kids are healthy. We vacation often. And laugh and joke and stable couples do.

Sex is another issue, since it's gone a bit too stale and vanilla. You talk about it. You ham up the romance. You nudge and beat around the bush about wanting it a certain way. But you get the bare-minimum in the end. You want more, but she doesn't give the 'above and beyond'. Why? "Eww, gross!", "I'm a mother, I kiss our kids with this mouth", "We aren't teenagers anymore.", "I'm your wife, not your whore"......hilarious since she loved me calling her 'whore' (in jokingly role-play) while we did 'nasty' things to each other; during the first half of our 30 years together.

So you spend all this time building a marriage and house, a strong financial system, a stable way of life. And you're stuck losing out on that "one thing". You could try to live without that 'one thing', and be happy with what you got,...but why?...

Until you decide it's time to ride that mid-life crisis train, and go off the reservation.

Sneaking around is easy, if you follow some of the rule on this thread. But the 'damage' is done and you still have a 'stable' home, and a large joint account to protect and build. "Hiding money for a future fuck-puppet" is just one useful tact to protect everyone.

File: giphy.gif (896KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

896KB, 500x281px

>>744489292

>>744486465
>and the whole not taking them to the same place is bs. I take my wife and the squeeze to the same nice restaurant haven't had an issue yet. Just tip and don't be an asshole.

Again, 'true, not true'....

It's not a full proof plan to expect a waiter to maintain discretion everytime you bring a different woman to the same restaurant.

If you're offering the place "repeat business", they'll start treating you like a friend. Calling you by name, and digging into your personal life to re-enforce that 'friendship'.

>"Hey where's the lucky lady you where with last night, and who's this with you?"

You could get away with it most of the time, but the reality is you do increase your chances of getting pinched

Also, as I've said, it all depends how big of an area you live in. Small cities are just as bad as small towns, it doesn't take much to bump into people you know, especially in popular place within small cities.

>...like when your wife's sister/friend is dining at the same restaurant as you and your booty-call.

>>744489903
You can "hide" money via cash cards, or even in another bank account. My wife and I take "allowances", money we can do anything we want with, and I just put mine in a checking account. I use on-line statements and since it's a checking account, no interest statements at the end of the year.

I also have a credit card that's "off the grid"... no statements mailed and I use my business address when a new card needs to be issued.

File: 1477438505879.png (526KB, 600x526px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 600x526px

>>744481390

File: 1467494539469.gif (40KB, 289x199px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 289x199px

>>744480552
Underrated. Just dump them if you're not happy with the relationship. Its not that fucking hard. Dont be a scumbag.

>>744490761
Whatever works for you.

I just use a "shoe-box hidden under the floorboards" method.

..at least there is no paper-trail leading to a hidden account under my name.

Rather go for the .00001% chance, than just leave it at 1% chance of getting caught.

>>744491253
>plus the 'ladies' like a big wad of cash coming out of your pocket, more exciting than just swiping cards.