Poorly describe movies, try to guess them. >kids break into

>>744412210
Monster House

>>744412210
The Goonies

>>744412324
its not animated

>>744412210
Alien fingers a kid

>>744412210
his dad dies so he goes off into the wilderness where he eats bugs and fucks a lion

>>744412210
Don't Breath

>Dysfunctional family heads out on a roadtrip, it turns out horribly

>>744412663
yeah

>>744412567
Lion Nigger King

>>744412702
RV or Lampoons vacation

>>744412210
Up

>>744412473
ET

>>744412916
Only one kid in Up
And he didnt break in, he was on the porch when the house flew away.
Nigger.

>>744412473
ET nigga

>>744412960
Yes!

>>744412210
The mom wants to fuck her kid

>>744413001
In the intro, they both break into that house where thet have their little 'test of courage.' It doesn't work out because miscarriage.

Nigger.

>>744412210
>Bam
>Boom
>Poo

>>744413083
Florida: The Movie

>candy
>scary tunnel
>more candy
>moral lesson

marines get fucked by colony, IN SPACE!

>>744412210
Don't Breath

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>>744413148
your definitely thinking of the wrong movie, nigger.

>>744412702
We're the Millers

>>744413324
Have you seen Up? I'm guessing no. Go watch the intro. I'll wait.

>>744413148
Shit you right...
Nigger

>>744413168
Lol but no

>>744413187
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

>>744413438
All good. Nigger.

>>744413421
is that the movie where the kids swollen dick pops out?

>>744413425
He didn't break into any house though, did he?

>>744413160
Spooderman?

>>744413660
Yeah man, he and his ginger ho both break into the abandoned house and he tries to front like he a hood nigga but ends up getting gravity-fucked and breaking his arm.
>still worked cuz that bitch was ALL up on his dick

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>>744413691

>>744413160
The Big Sick

>>744413780
Ohhhhhhhhh I remember. My bad

>>744413780
wtf thats up and monster house put together

>>744413953
No worries, meine kleine niggeren
Love that movie, makes me feel shit a hoodrat shouldnt feel.

A black man threatens a defenceless old man who turns out to not be defenceless.

>>744414041
Hey man, poorly described movies can cover a lot of titles.

>>744414117
Badass

>>744412210
Male goes on journey with male to find female so she can help him

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[spoiler] This shit doesn't work [/spoiler]

[spoiler]dwaadawdwdawdwd/spoiler]

>>744414184
No.

g-men search for an illegal immigrant

>>744412210
>old soul taker
>makes people fight
>eats souls

>Awkward kid tries to date hot chick
>Shit actually works out

>>744414582
Girl next door?

>>744414430
mortal kombat?

>>744414370
That simon pegg alien movie?

>drive car
>whoa car explode

>woman spends two movies trying to kill a guy
>punches her way out of a coffin

>>744414847
god father?

>>744414674
Nope, good guess tho

>>744414789
nope. btw, who is simon pegg? never heard of him

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>>744414921
Played Shaun in Shaun of the Dead.

>>744414921
He was the balding thin dude from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the adead

>>744414853
Assault Bill

>>744414994
>>744415074
thanks, hven't seen those films yet

>>744415239
10/10 would definitely recommend, some of the best movies I've seen.

>>744412702
Little Miss Sunshine

>>744415239
The Worlds End is another good Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie.

>>744412210
Step up?

Drugs.

>>744415781
Already solved, it's Don't Breathe >>744413314

>>744415801
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

> was a nerd
> bitten by a insect
> pussy magnet

> orphan fag
> rich
> >superman

Disabled man goes to a new place and fucks the women, the trees and the local wildlife.

>>744416049
Spider-man

> father crosses a fucking ocean to find his fagson

>>744416179
yay

>>744416256
Finding Faggo

>>744416256
Finding Nemo

>bunch of kids crawl into a hole
>satans hole

> Homo likes to write stuff in his journal and talks to his imaginary friend.

>>744412796
>>744413421
Incorrect
>>744415591
Correct

>lots of people do a bad drug
>the secret detectives do the bad drug too
>a dude with a lot of eyes tells a suicidal faggot everything he's done wrong

>>744416292
>>744416331
correct

>>744416391

A Scanner Darkly

>>744416341
Deathnote
>the Willem Defoe version

>>744416442
Yas

>>744412702
2012

>Nigger
>German
>Candy

>>744413229
Alien 2

>trip to europe
c'mon guys, this is easy as fuck

>>744416529
Lol

>>744416576
Saving Private Ryan

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>>744416444

Yup!

>Midgets trek across the world to find a hole in the earth's mantle

>>744414582
Scott Pilgrim

>>744416576

National Lampoon's European Vacation

>>744416681
Correct

>>744416681
Niiiice

>>744412210
clockwork orange?

>>744415929
Yup.

>>744416576
Taken

>Man goes on mass shooting because he sees things... but he's fucking RIGHT!

>>744416783
Cool. I was think of Juno at first but then the Edgar came into my head.

>>744416910
GOD BLESS MURICA

Guy steals an old paper

> cunt ends up in a prison
> football

>>744417021
The Longest Dong

>>744416826
In Clockwork, The main protagounest rapes the the woman in the house which results to her death. It wasn't until much later when he comes back that the husband phones in Alex.


>>"Im sing In the RAIN."

>>744414197
star wars

>>744416910
They Live

a grown man takes a child from his mother before eventually dying from a nigger

>>744417017
National treasure w/ Nic Cage

>>744417190
Sorry, Protagonist*

>>744417021
The Longest Yard.

>>744417472
Bingo

>>744417555
It was already answered fggt
>>744417061

>>744417305
correct

>>744417644
Dong =/= Yard better luck next time

>>744416545
No takers?

>>744417769
You knew what I meant, niggerr

> Paper found
> Turns out it was real
>>744417845
Ok you won biatch

>>744414117
No one?

>>744417845
Wait, you also said Assault Bill right? Try with real names maaaaan

>>744417990
Now it feels like a hollow voctory :<
Im sorry

>>744418374
Ok, i can see how my shenanigans are too faggoty.

>>744413083
Back to the future?

>>744418554
FFFFUUUUUCK YEAH BOI

>angry men run around and chew people
>man runs away from a house and drives a boat
>gunnerman shoots some running people

child does illegal, runs, dies, un-dies

>>744416545
Django

>>744418405
I still love you man (no homo)
Did you try the paper one?
To help you out it's somewhat based off a book

Some people go to the mall and stay here til most of hem die.

>Milk
>Scary European men
>fire

>>744413873
>>744413691
spoodermoon**

>>744420122
Eight legged freaks?

>>744420163
Inglorious Basterds

>>744420253
Not the one I was thinking of but that works too.

>parasite kills ships crew
>one survivor and a cat

People say they're out of gas but no one ever runs out of gas.

>>744420122
The Mist?

>>744420945
mad max2?

>>744421255
I think that's a grocery store.

>>744421284
My man! Road Warrior.

>>744421333
Well at least i was right about most of them dying part heh

>>744418734
28 weeks later
But they puke on people, not chew.

>>744416664
The hobbit

>no expenses were spared
Haha try to guess this

foreigners park themselves in africa and need to be relocated

>>744421531
Yeah The Mist is a good movie. Didn't they remake it recently?

Vampires, werewolves, romance. Bill Nighy.

>>744421629
Jurassic Park?

>>744421982
Underword.
Yeah, from what i saw remake is shitty compared to the original.

>earth
>water
>wind
>fire
love?

>>744422369
I am hesitant to watch it because of that. But they don't really make good monster movies lately. It's all serial killers and ghosts.

Two people in a house is 99% of the movie.

>Suck dick
>Suck bigger dick
>Suck biggest dick ever
>Never gags

>>744420626
Alien

>>744414370
Men in Black right?

>>744416276
A spider isn't an insect dumbass

>>744414117
What is it? I can't guess.

>>744421561
Lord of the Rings

Wtf

>>744424690
I wanted to say that as well but changed my mind You sound like a prick when you correct someone for such a thing, it's not something important.
>>744423747
It's hard for them to make a good monster movie because they rely solely on CGI nowadays. When costumes can do better they still go for CGI because "they can" or "it's modern"
Old star wars -> CGI sad prequels
Lord of the rings -> CGI pathetic Hobbit
I mean they are not horror movies and there were other problems with those movies except CGI but i hope you get what i mean.

>>744425308
How did cgi even get to be a thing? Practical effects age so much better. Scarier, more intense, and definitely age better over the years. Tremors is another example where the downfall of a good series was marked with cgi. The first couple of movies were pretty awesome.

I want answers to some of the descriptions in this thread.

>>744426092
Yeah, totally agree.
Here is mine
>>744417990
Ninth gate

Real human bean

>>744426325
Surely cgi can't be cheaper than costumes and puppets and fake blood and gore

Sadly never seen Ninth Gate.

Dances with Wolves, but in space.

>>744416576
Beerfest

>>744422053
Yep

>>744420122
Dawn of the Dead

>>744425299
Technically, they both work.... I mean, the dwarf king is returning to his kingdom under a mountain...

>>744414582
Awkward or whatever that garbage movie is from the teenage dirtbag music video

>>744427001
Enemy Mine

>>744423907
Deepthroat or Lovelace

>>744426394
Drive

>>744427513
Yesss correct.

> Guy tries to get some pussy
> Doesn't get shit
> Still Gets Crabs

>>744428003
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

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>>744412414
Shit did go according to plan, though, you dumbass.

Girl becomes a male and joins the army

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Sex
Nudity
Skateboarding
Incest
Ends with two whiteboys
And a Asian bitch

>>744427766
Dunno, a cave is not down into the mantle like a volcano is.

>>744427880
Sorry. Don't know that one.

>live in desert underground
>there is 4 of you
>hungry af
>your food is too smart, stays off the ground
>get killed by you food one by one

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>>744428563

A bunch of guys in a tank, they're outnumbered and they blow a bunch of guys up.

>>744428563
Mulan?

>>744413083
That's not describing the movie that's describing a minor side story.

>>744428441
Clight Flub?

>>744428563
Moulin or GI Jane

>>744428441
Fight club

>>744416099
Still spooderman

>>744416173
That shitty avatar film

>>744428563
gi jane?

>>744428901
>Party is formed
>Insert fillers
>Move object X to location X
>Do this the hardest way possible

>>744416576
Eurotrip faggots

>/b/-rate
>alien data transfer
>alien and machine
>boats

>>744412210
Home Alone 2

>girl raped
>guy has dick removed
>girl kills through sex
>go on rampage

>>744420163
Wax house

>>744422904
Fitty elurment

>>744423907
Serbian film

>city in turmoil
>clowns
>rubber duckie boat
>electric finish

>>744428820
Fury

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>>744428892
>>744428901
yes!!!

>people dead
>few survive
> m-o-o-n spells fuck you
>end of days

>>744420163
Clockwork

>>744422904
>>744429470
Oh shit how did I not get that. Good one.

>high pitched frequencies
>drawn out plot
>baited
>bail

>trained under the best
>get rekt
>killed, but not killed
>kill others in revenge

>>744429339
I Spit on Your Grave

>crystal damaged
>world torn apart
>evil bird men
>Hmmmmmmmmm

>>744429339
Teeth

>>744430066
Great guess, but no.

Additional hints:
>happens near a nuclear power plant
... and >>744430155
Nice job, anon.

>>744429748
Yes!

>selected to go
>shit goes sideways
>space spiders
>lost

>>744416336
As above, so below

>>744430199
Thanks man. I samefagged though. Realized I fucked up almost immediately.

>>744430029
Kill Bill?

>>744421636
District 9

>food sucks
>tight living spaces
>drugs
>just symbolism

>>744430729
Win.

Some poor dude finds a shit load of money but some lunatic is trying to kill him

>Heaviest armed exterminators ever

>>744430999
Rise of the Machines?

>>744429909
Chronicle

>>744430347
Lost in Space

>>744431161
Negative.

Additional hints:
>aliens
>woods

>>744431257
Yep!