Hey /b/etas, tomorrow i'm gonna undergo an operation which

>>744394463
What is the operation for?

>>744394643
basically i have a tumor somewhere in my head, not really familiar with the terminology, the jist is that they are gonna cut part's of my brain, and if they fuck up, i can end up a drooling idiot for the rest of my life, if not just being dead.

>>744394463
GODSPEED, brother! see you on /b/ after you've gotten through this.

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>>744394463

good luck you beautiful bastard

post pics if u die

>>744394841
>>744394880
>>744394968
will miss you too fags, will post if hell has internet access, i hope satan is cool with it.

>>744394463
I wish you all the fucking luck I never had, maybe my negative karma will work if it's not for me

>>744394463
Good luck you magnificent bastard

if you turn as a brainless drooling fag you will fit here just perfect

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Godspeed OP

good luck lad.
Oh and timestamp from surgery or never happend

>>744394463
Good luck man, hopefully you're in the 10%

can I have your bitcoins?

>>744395114
i mean, i could go on /v/, maybe i would finally fit in there.

Good luck dude

>>744395187
will give the surgeon my gopro, should i ask him to take a look at my dick too?

>>744395315
DICK PICK!!!!!

just don't die then?

Oi, go well babycakes. I actually will be thinking of you now. Make sure you post after, if you kick death in the tits

>>744395422
i suck at living tho, it might be bit hard to not die.

Gl fag hope u liv

Good luck OP. Brain shit is pretty scary.

>>744394463
If no chemo or ray and no spreading/metastasis you have your chances. Brain can make new connections, best of luck /b/ro.
Just say "but,then, who was phone" before anesthesia.

Thanks to all the people wishing me luck, i wont call out every single one, since i'm an ungrateful cunt, but thanks dudes.

>>744395699
You ungrateful cunt

>>744394463
gl man

>>744395663
shit, that question will put me into a coma... what if it was............................ someone pretending to be dad?

God speed you glorious faggot

>>744394827
Make sure to tell your family to pull the plug if you end up a drooling fag. Good luck. 10% success rate basically means you'll be a drooling fag. Good talking to you while you can produce a coherent sentence instead of screech.

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>>744394827
Wish luck.
Reply vor you will die tomorrow!

>>744395911
Heh, i don't even need to ask them, they will gladly do it even without my consent. But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.
>>744395913
not risking it nibba.

>>744394463
Good luck /b/ro.

Describe what you saw when they were in your brain if you make it through when you get back.

>>744394463
Surly op will deliver

I think you'll make it dude. we /b/ creatures are too freakish to die by anything other than our own hands

>>744396136
Will you be like Stephen hawking or like Timmay? If it's just physical, who cares.

>>744394463
Hope you make it /b/ro.

If we can meme a piece of shit like Trump into the White House, 10% is fucking child's play.

Stay classy.

>>744394463
i sincerely wish you the best of luck OP. good luck hope you survive

dude
the 10% success is best when success
trust me
Ive gotten away with much worse
and it feels great

Take picture now and post. Ask family to update on /b/ with retard picture after surgery.

>>744394463
You'll still be a faggot.

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>>744396136
>But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.

>>744396375
will gladly do, do you realize how much (you)'s i will get? Surviving this basically means more e-fame!
>>744396560
don't worry nigga, i hate when op's don't deliver, so you can count on me when i say i will make a fucking photo collection of my tumor if i make it.
>>744396592
not sure really, they told me i wont be able to do basically anything, talk, walk, move, think coherently...
>>744396591
das true, i am dedicated to die by hanging in my apartment
>>744396671
.don't fail me now meme magic
>>744396940
i guess it feels pretty prostate pleasurable when you make something regarded as almost impossible
>>744396956
sure, lemme get camera

>>744394463
I hope you die a painful and lonely dead
Xoxoxo

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too dark but here is me

>>744397215
thx nig

>>744394463
God bless anon. Come back so we can continue being a tumor on the internet together

Read this, it will make you feel better:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

Don't forget to livestream your surgery

>>744398231
i swear, im gonna keep the tumor and use it as a profile picture on all social media.

>>744398231
There is no god. Don't give this fag false hope. He might as well accept his life as a drooling diaper wearing fag. On the plus, he will be happy and much like dog, easy to please.

>>744398411
on twitch, i will make the title something like surgeon simulator livestream.

>>744394463
give my best regards in hell m8

>>744398511
How many prostitutes do you plan on fucking tonight? Get a black, Asian and white. Maybe a midget.

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>>744394463
God speed you magnificent bastard.

>>744394827
holy shit, so you spent so long on /b/ you actually got cancer as a result

sounds about right

>>744398612
I'm too beta to hire a prostitute, but maybe i could get on that, i'm not dying a virgin tho, fucking amazing i know, but i fucked a retarded girl back in elementary.

>>744398720
heh i quess

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wish you luck, sending positive thoughts and an ave maria.. dying is for losers, you are just a faggot and will survive.

>>744394463
Good luck to you, and may the doctors be successful in their endevours!

>>744398955
nice dubs, i agree, i have to save my life so i can die later on.

>>744394463

Good luck man

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see you space cowboy. hope all goes well

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Good luck /b/ro

operation to be a $$$ jew....go for it

can i have ur stuff? LOL

Give name so if the procedure fails we can know who is kill.

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good luck bro

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>>744394463
Godspeed op, u better come back and make another post if u live.

>>744395879
I just had a déjà vu moment. Weird...

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Godspeed anon

>>744394827
Godspeed, I wish you the best and I hope everything comes up roses for you!

>>744394463
Godspeed you glorious bastard! All the best for the surgery.

if this was old /b/ we would've had a femanon giving OP some farewell titties by now

can we get a flash for a dying man?

GL anon

>>744394463
Nice one, if i give a fuck i would say your not going to heaven or hell , your going to be burnt to bits or rot in a box. If you live do everything you ever wanted to do , dont hurt people or animals and i hope one day i meet you in a bar for a few beers.

godspeed, and good luck /b/rother

>>744397515
good luck /b/ro, will be thinking of you

Goodluck /b/rother hope everything Will turn out Allright. Where do you even live anon?

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>>744394463
godspeed faggot
you will be missed and we'll never know

>>744394463
if u make it through save ur games for urself bby <3

Good luck nig, see you in a week.

>>744394463
I read it thinking it said 100%, and was about to call you a faggot. 10% though, damn. I'm so sorry man. Please come back and update us if you make it. Stay strong, you can pull through pal!

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>>744394463
Good luck my /b/rother

>>744394463
I hope you die faggot.

>>744394827
>drooling idiot
where is the difference to what 99% of /b/tards are already?

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You'll be back.... They all come back.

I never posted anything on This piece of shit site but good luck brother i know you will make it. Ich drück die Daumen diggi

>odds of surviving not having surgery tommorow
>almost 100%
>odds of surviving surgery tommorow
>10%
Wew lad, wanna play some poker?

>>744402806
zieg hiel, cumrade

>>744402821
long term, it's a thing

>>744402595
We can type and use diaper by choice not out of necessity.

>>744402908
Based on the odds, it isnt

>>744402944
touché

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godspeed anon

>>744402865
zieg hiel bra

>>744394463
Take these doubles for luck

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>>744394827
Gg man, we hate you too. Hope you make it so you can post more autistic shit on this fuckin shit website.

>>744402539
Edgy newfags.

Best of luck OP.

>>744394827
I don't know you anon, but you have my best wishes and thoughts of good luck.

Fight this thing, kick it's fucken ass

>>744394463
Good luck m8, try not to die

>>744394463
Give us a face and timestamp so we'll know you made it back when you're back on posting again

>>744394827
Just accept your fate and become jigsaw

Don't die bitch

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>>744394463

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Good luck OP!!!

>>744394463
no need to be afraid brother, you may die in 9 worlds out of 10 but you will live in that 10th world and your mind will only experience that world so it will just feel like any other day to you

of course if they only mess you up and don't kill you that won't really hold...

well, good luck man

10% is better than no chance.

>>744403409
The surgery can't kill you if you don't do it

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>>744394463
good luck man

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Claiming a steam game cause this fag will make it.
Remember me im the one who will say "shoe on tits"

>>744403447
but the tumor will kill him

>>744402821
What this guy said. Lose the surgery and use the money to do sum mad fun shit before you kick it

>>744403498
this is a good idea, second claim

i will be the one to say "pic with cut out tumor and timestamp on shaved head"

>>744403587
Tomorrow?

>>744394463
You will make it bro. I await your next thread in a few days/weeks, then you can give me my steam game. Godspeed OP.

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if i roll dubs you don't die

Godspeed /b/rotard..
Hope to see ya here again..

>>744403675
probably in the course of the coming weeks or months and it will really suck towards the end

but if he survives, he'll have decades

a little life may be better than no life at all but a shitload of life is better than just a little life

>>744394463
If this is legit, I genuinely hope the best for you OP. You're gonne make it brah ;-;7

Wait, what if OP gets amnesia? Then we get no steam games. What if he forgets the cesspool that is /b/?

>>744403498
Now I'm gonna say it so I get a free game instead

be the 10% you faggot!

>>744403876
>letting down OP in his hardest time

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>>744394463

you will be ok, cheer up anon and GODSPEED

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>>744394463
you will be ok, cheer up anon and GODSPEED

Let us know how the surgery went when you come back, I'll be waiting for your post.

>>744394463
Dont forget to delete your browsing history.

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>>744394463
Godspeed OP Bro. If you ends vegetable, ask a familiar to post your miserable body with a timestamp for us. We will make fun of you forever and and you will transcend to History

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>>744403884
>if he survives

Good luck faggot come back to /b/ soon

>>744404033
remember i will be the guy who will say "shoe on tits" and "fuck this guy" if he claims it first

>>744403932
then he will achieve what most of us will never manage to

>>744394827
Godspeed anon

>>744394827
Good luck anon, hope you don't devolve into a literal /b/tard

>>744394463
stream the operation

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>>744394463
gods speed my friend. Before you disappear, I present to you the secret of the ferry dissaster of Estonia in 1994.
http://www.estoniaferrydisaster.net/estonia/index.html

Wishing you the best, op.
Report back if all goes well.

>>744394463
Good luck anon. http://steamcommunity.com/id/ExiledShadows/wishlist

>>744394827
Good luck, glorious motherfucker.

>>744396136
>But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.
>Sides.exe has stopped responding

>>744394463
You come right back tomorrow you hear?

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>>744394463
Godspeed OP, I love you.

godspeed op... stream your surgery

add me on discord im SeaBiscuit#8418

>>744404425
this

If singles OP lives

>>744396136
>But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.

sad to see someone go thats probably the funniest man on /b/ tonight

>>744394827
So basically you'll still fit in here either way?
See ya after the op, bruh!

>>744394463
OP ask if the surgeons can FILM IT (they sometimes do) and then post it as proof

Also best of luck to you OP wish you all the best.

>>744404660
See OP, you'll live. Don't fucking dare dying on us now

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Dubs and the surgery actually gives you super powers but the super powers can only be charged by ingesting semen.

God speed, I love you.

>>744404776
FUCK

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>>744404710
this

good luck anon

it's the only pic i know of you but i'll remember it

Well OP, best of luck. Hope to see you here again soon.

Godspeed.

remember to say something interesting before anesthesia. might be your last words

That fucking sucks. Good luck fag

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>>744394463
Best wishes, /b/ro. 10% is more than enough.

Ass for the road.

>>744394463
Tits or gtfo

trips and you become a wizard

if dubs, screech "FUCK NIGGERS" b4 anasthetics ( unless negroid is doctor )

>>744397515
Tanner?

>>744405023
how do you know my name

>>744403876
>there was literally 10% chance

>>744394463
Best wishes, dude. That's some scary shit.

Who's that guy in your pic though? Can somebody give me a quick rundown?

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>>744394463
OP I hear they keep you awake for these sort of procedures, just don't get any funny ideas.
Pic related.

>>744394827
Good luck fellow anon. Don't fail us, I'll be back to claim my games.

I believe in you.

>>744394463
give 'em hell kid

>>744394827
good luck ma dood

Get someone to post on /b/ how you did - a nurse or something?
Put it in ur will - they gotta do it if the worst happens.
Not that it will bro!

>>744394827

>calls it "tumor" "somewhere" and doesn't know "terminology"
>yet drilling on and cutting open my skull to cut on my brain
>10% chance of success
>neurologists, brain surgeons, oncologists swarming around this major operation apparently never explained anything past "tumor" "somewhere" (no imaging?, MRI, etc., to know exactly where, what, what size, previously biopsies, etc.???) and this "somewhere tumor" is fancy mumbo jumbo "terminology", all basically 'n stuff
>no previous lengthy consultations after consultations on top of miles of paper on consent forms?

Pure bullshit, plebs.
I am a medfag.
This does not happen.

You are being trolled by a low level troll and if you bought into this nonsense, you are fucking dumb.

I can't believe this thread got over 100 posts. Just goes to show you how dumb 4chan is.

See, we can have feels too. Good luck brother. See you in the endless void.

>>744405442
This

>>744405442
Even if fake
Still fun
>artistic works of fiction

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>>744394463
Godspeed OP. Wish you the best of luck. Some 2D tiddies for you

>>744394827
Good luck, nigger.

>>744405442
Eye em ay medfag *retarded farting noises*

>>744394463
good luck mate. hope you make and come back to tell us about it. i'll be thinking of you

>>744405090
Does your last name start with p?

>>744394463
Don"t worry. Either way, you'll be fine.

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>>744394463
Fucking Thalmor

GODSPEED my guy

dont u fkin die on my faggot

>>744394463
godspeed anon

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if I get dubs you live

>>744406092
ded

Good luck anon

>>744394827
good luck Anon, look forward to hearing from you again

>>744405828
i laughed out loud, top kek

>>744394463
Good luck brother, see you on /b/ when you recover.

>>744405828
No, you're just a dumbass.
This >>744405442 is a medfag.
You are a dumbass.
Learn the difference.
Oh, that's right, you're a dumbass and don't learn.
Go make your childish farting noises and drooling jibberish writings somewhere else on the internet.
You bring the entire IQ of this site down and no one wants you here.

>>744407677
he >>744405828 is obviously underage
give the simpletons a break
they can't help the fact that they are stupid

>>744407677
it was still funny, though, i agree with the medfag but i laughed out loud at his post and he deserves to be on /b/ for making people laugh

there

>>744394827
Good luck fag, 10% is still a chance

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>>744394463
BYE niggy

Yeah good luck dude. Hang in there. Stay AWAY from the light!

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>>744394463
goodluck tomorrow faggot

>>744394463
Be safe man!

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6 midget Hitlers wish you luck anon

>>744394463
good luck tanner put in a good word for me in hell

>>744394463
Good luck, nigga!

Good luck man

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>>744394463
Good luck anon .

>>744403876
Roll

>>744394463
Been a lurker all my life, but godspeed /b/ro

if single, op survive

>>744410419
roll

This thread is fuckin bless /b/ - defo echo the sentiments... Good luck op... I'm right there with you - trust

>>744394827
>>744394827
YOU ARE A DROOLING IDIOT NOW, so no problema

>>744405442
>this

>>744394463
You might even be able to see the bogs themselves, we will always be with you anon

>>744394463
Good luck man.

>>744405828
first actual kek of the day. thankyou anon

>>744394463
good luck OP.

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Dubbz and you fap to this

>>744394463
oh god man i wish you all the best anon, please make it. otherwise you'll be missed.

>>744394463
damn dude
time to praise rng
if i get dubs or trips u will succeed

good luck and best wishes to OP :D

>>744414999
Oh shit

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>>744415224
Holy shit. You gonna make it op. Here is some tits for the journey. Good luck man

>>744394463
good luck /b/ro

>>744413686
if it was a tranny train i would

>>744394463
>>744394827
Good luck anon.

We all going to end up in hell sooner or later, so
see you soon.

If real, good luck OP. I hope all goes well.

Also get out there and fuck something tonight. May be your last chance to nut while not retarded.

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>>744394463

good luck
Godspeed

good luck OP

>>744414999
all safe in the neighborhood

>>744397515
ești român, bă?

you guys are fooled so easily

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God speed you sand nigger faggot

>>744394463
>>744394827
if sincere, then I wish you all the best, I keep my finger crossed, anon