>like girl >get drunk with her all the time >ends up

Why are you guys forcing meme threads?

>>744371624
Sure she had a relationship and just broke up. Needs to fuck to forget and feel better... So, you will fuck her again

>>744371681

typical redditor doesn't even know what meme is. he just heard it somewhere and figured "why not just use it whenever! i'll look smart XDDDDD"

>>744371624
She thought she was too good for you at the time. But now, after failing to do better, she's coming back for a second pass to see what she can wring out of you. Get your dick wet, sure, but don't be deceived: all women are whores. Yes, ALL women.

>>744371624
Fuck her and get your shit back at the same time. Why the fuck are you even asking us?

>>744371624
Couldnt have been that expensive an item if it took you 2 years to remember you loaned it out

>>744371624

Don't meet her, she might be trying to entrap you. If you didn't need something for 2 years, you don't need it now.

>>744372601
imagine trying this hard to fit in

>>744373538

tell me how it feels

What did you forgot about for 2 years that you need now?

>>744375685
>>744373103

does it matter what it was? thats not what im asking.

>>744376315
Yeah, it kinda does if that's why you're meeting her.

>>744376315
I didn't really care about the story but i was curious about that.
Ok i'll answer your question in the hope you will mine.

Meet her, if she wants to fuck and you are down for it, do it (because why turn down sex if you might enjoy it?), but don't date her, she doesn't seem like someone you would want to date.
Maybe turn it into a fwb?

Now what was the item? Cause it sounds kinda fake

>>744371624
If you were friends she probably doesn't want to fuck just catch up it's happened to me before. Don't get get you hopes up but be ready just in case

>>744376520
>>744376673

just something expensive and i'd rather not rebuy it when i could just get it back for free.

>>744371624
It's a trap.
She either threw your stuff away, or gave it away, or sold it, or whatever. But it's gone.

Now she wants to meet you in person, and she won't have it, and she's going to want to "talk", then twist the conversation until she can find some way to blame you for ... well, whatever. That way she can justify her decisions and hold herself blameless. By blaming you.

You've been warned.

>>744377206
You could have at least thought about what that item was when you invented that story, i'm disappointed by your lack of preparation OP, i really am. This isn't serious at all.
Now you will copy 100 times : i will think about the biggest details in my fabricated story more next time i post

>>744371624
she's probably missing you and wants to get drunk with you for old times sake
or she's lonely/free and wants your dick again

>OP avoiding telling us what that item is
abandoning thread

>>744377206
just say what it is you fagggit ass!! whe dont know you, we cant see your face, just say what it is.

>>744377793
I just thought a little bit more about it. It might be real but """embarassing""". I don't see how it could be on an anonymous board but people are weird. Let's try to guess what it is.

If it's only ONE item for 2k$, maybe a golden dildo by that actress?

>>744371624
She wants to revenge fuck her current BF because he cheated on her. Just get your stuff, fuck her HARD then cut contacts. It's a win(you)-lose(her)