ITT: We write a punk song!
Last time i did this only 1 anon got dubs before 4chan went down for maintenance and the thread died.
Same rules apply:
Dubs adds a sentence
Trips adds two sentences
Quads gets to write a chorus
Quints gets to change or remove any sentence or the chorus.
I'll sing and play the song at the end and post it for you guys.
mary had a little lamb
Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
>>744365500
Dubs confirmed
>>744365374
Mary is a womb-bomb
established ties which wont be cut
I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>744365500
Never believe your step-father
>>744365577
>Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
>I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
this song is gonna be very booblike.
>>744365374
You're all cucks for the matter
titillation for the all the nerds
Boobs are everywhere, must to swallow them
ooo look at me im full of angst
>>744365374
If Hitler did something wrong then he would be black
>>744365644
MeAmGoodSpllr@ShecacaHotAlienAnus
isitinShakiraShakiraMyBabyDaddyiGota
BasketballJonesLostMyLegsInNam
NIGGER( NIGGER!)
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
Op here you guys can re roll for your answers if you want. so far we got:
Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy
because I AM THE LAW
>>744365913
reroll
memes memes the magical fruit he more you see the more you die inside
my dick looks like a twizzler
>>744365966
kek
THIS IS THE SONG OF MY NIGGERS
>>744365966
Hey, that was my line. thanks anon
No dignity among us, no friendship between us, I bust a nut when I see a slut that has no tits and a penis
>>744366009
reroll
BIG TIITTIES NO TITTIES
BIG BOOTY NO BOOTY
I'LL STICK MY DICK IN IT.
Alien probes in my dick feels great
>>744366174
Reroll. This should be the chorus.
>>744366174
Reroll
>>744366174
rerolling this kek
my nigger sux muh dicc
>>744366174
OP Here. Re rolling for this
muh dicc
>>744366294
reroll
>>744366244
Checkum
>>744366294
i want muh dbs n0w
op is a fagget
>>744366353
reroll
>>744366244
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads but i can use a sentence from it at least.
>>744366353
reroll origonla
>>744366394
rooll bitch
>>744366174
roll for this
>>744365374
hassidic recidivism jism cunt
OP HERE! This is what we got so far.
Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads.
SO FAR SO GOD DAMN GREAT
>>744365374
Obfuscate the proletariat
Making them fade into obscurity
Condemn the authority
Beat the minorities
Fuck the municipality
I'm a fatality in a
Society quantifying loss
>>744366582
what are you, gay?
>>744366604
I seen it and added it bro
>>744366628
what, do you actually like SJWs?
158974654123003
>>744366653
what do you, what do you, you?
>>744366653
Op here i actually like it. I've written a ton of anti sjw songs.
wuts punk
>>744366742
A shitty genre of music
chicken
>>744366692
doesn't fit the thread, I know. but i got the poetry flowing through me and out my ass hole.
may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants
>>744366830
Nane a songwriter who doesn't?
>>744366869
picasso
>>744366892
>Picasso
>Songwriter
>>744366915
my bad. i meant bib rawss
>>744366553
you missed
>>744365644
>>744366951
So i did
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i put beef ribs in my anus because my parents never really loved me.
>>744367040
reroll for chorus
So far we got this.
Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
i do the boob man
this song is gonna be very booblike.
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I
can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads
hassidic recidivism jism cunt
Chicken
may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants.
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
>>744367143
make next dubs chorus. i gotta hear this
>>744367172
Good idea
re rolling for this
>>744367143
>>744367222
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>744367222
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE
the title should be:
Existentialist Crisis in E minor
>>744365374
OP. this is a perfect verse. someone got dubs on the entire reroll but this is perfect
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
Allahu ackbar ten pickles in a jar
Okay guys please be patient while i figure oout how to word it and the note imma use.
>>744367365
Lol those were my dubs for my comment too lmao
"I never get dubs, never get dubs!"
>>744367405
very nice. just the idea of someone begging for the chorus to come as the chorus is weirdly the right amount of irony and cynisicm id expect from a punk song, joke or not.
>>744367405
also please post this on youtube. im about to pull a double at work today, and i gotta leave in about 20 mins. i gotta hear this but wont be around for when your finished
>>744367500
also dubs. make me famous bitch.
>>744367386
seal of approval, rolling for this
Excuse me? I accidentally into punk.
>>744367660
rollin
>>744367660
retry
>>744367688
MMHMMMMMMMMMM
ive never had a trip but save once in my life, yet occasionally i am the dubs master. occasionally.
rill
>>744367837
reell
rolll
reroll
>>744367939
kekroll for kek
this shit better win a grammy.
have you ever shit whilst eating tums?
i collect only the rarest pepes
OP here iim compressing the audio to make it fir for vocaroo and
>>744367500
I will also put it on youtube.
nigguh i am searching for a watermelon and some kfc, motherfucker i am a real g
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>744368518
cool man. your awesome.
what title? bout to head out so lemme know quick if ya can
>>744368585
this
>>744368585
rollerino
>>744368585
roll
>>744368604
Next dubs gets to name it
>>744368767
A Romp Through Human Garbage
>>744368795
reroll
>>744368807
rawl
My Cats Need to Eat, Plz Halp
POO POOO I POO MY PANTS
>>744368883
reroll. so close
>>744368450
rollin for this
>>744367417
rll
I'm a sad, sleepy little man and nothing ever goes my way; I think I need to get off of this world, because life is pretty gay.
>>744368968
TITLE
>>744368968
Yeah faggot we need a title.
Some Green Frog
Title for dubs, if I get em
Now Thats What I Call Shitposting Vol 1
douchy
chicken tendies
>>744369102
roll
>>744369102
re roll
>>744368968
dis one mayn
FUCK MAN. why no dubs?
>>744369122
DUBS CONFIRMS IT.
>>744368968
This.
chicken tendies?
NICE. ill look for it tonight when i get home from work! take it easy peeps
I want cummies and tendies and no more pain, give me give me give me brain novocaine.
>>744369262
late to the party broh
Chicken Tendies
It should be the first song on an album
>>744369321
dude, could you imagine a whole punk album written by b? id pay for that.
Guys this went really well i might do a second verse after i finish uploading the first.
Just so you know i fucked up a couple times but i wasn't gonna keep you guys waiting any longer.
>>744369423
>>744369364
>>744369321
do a whole album or ep. like as a side project for a month
>>744369423
Speaking of which there was a delay in the compressing
>>744369468
I actually might do that!
>>744369468
Im interest.I have a studio
>>744368968
tfw when even your bid for the title of a retarded /b/-made punk rock song doesn't work out--just like the title would suggest.
>>744369540
>>744369468
I have an idea let's actually start a band.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s10miGlBA2Ys
Here it is in all it's glory
>>744369792
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s10miGlBA2Ys
Way better than Blink 182, bruh.
LET'S DO VERSE 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQObokNAMAo
And here's the youtube link.
>>744370002
Blink 182 could never make a song this random.
And i'm the biggest fan of them.
I gonna make a second thread for the second verse guys.
>>744370119
>Blink 182 could never make a song this random.
Exactly. Sooo random XD
>>744370157
Link it here pls bro
>>744370304
refer to
>>744370002
and
>>744370033
>>744370433
New thread for the second verse!
>>744365374
Sasha Grey is passion