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ITT: We write a punk song! Last time i did this only 1 anon got

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ITT: We write a punk song!
Last time i did this only 1 anon got dubs before 4chan went down for maintenance and the thread died.

Same rules apply:
Dubs adds a sentence
Trips adds two sentences
Quads gets to write a chorus
Quints gets to change or remove any sentence or the chorus.

I'll sing and play the song at the end and post it for you guys.
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mary had a little lamb
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Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
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>>744365500
Dubs confirmed
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>>744365374
Mary is a womb-bomb
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established ties which wont be cut
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I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>744365500
Never believe your step-father
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>>744365577
>Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
>I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

this song is gonna be very booblike.
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>>744365374
You're all cucks for the matter
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titillation for the all the nerds
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Boobs are everywhere, must to swallow them
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ooo look at me im full of angst
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>>744365374
If Hitler did something wrong then he would be black
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>>744365644
MeAmGoodSpllr@ShecacaHotAlienAnus
isitinShakiraShakiraMyBabyDaddyiGota
BasketballJonesLostMyLegsInNam
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NIGGER( NIGGER!)
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
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Op here you guys can re roll for your answers if you want. so far we got:

Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst
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I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy
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because I AM THE LAW
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>>744365913
reroll
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memes memes the magical fruit he more you see the more you die inside
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my dick looks like a twizzler
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>>744365966
kek
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THIS IS THE SONG OF MY NIGGERS
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>>744365966
Hey, that was my line. thanks anon
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No dignity among us, no friendship between us, I bust a nut when I see a slut that has no tits and a penis
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>>744366009
reroll
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BIG TIITTIES NO TITTIES
BIG BOOTY NO BOOTY
I'LL STICK MY DICK IN IT.
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Alien probes in my dick feels great
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>>744366174
Reroll. This should be the chorus.
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>>744366174
Reroll
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>>744366174
rerolling this kek
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my nigger sux muh dicc
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>>744366174
OP Here. Re rolling for this
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muh dicc
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>>744366294
reroll
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>>744366244
Checkum
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>>744366294
i want muh dbs n0w
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op is a fagget
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>>744366353
reroll
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>>744366244
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads but i can use a sentence from it at least.
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>>744366353
reroll origonla
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>>744366394
rooll bitch
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>>744366174
roll for this
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>>744365374

hassidic recidivism jism cunt
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>>744366435
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OP HERE! This is what we got so far.

Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads.


SO FAR SO GOD DAMN GREAT
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>>744365374
Obfuscate the proletariat
Making them fade into obscurity
Condemn the authority
Beat the minorities
Fuck the municipality
I'm a fatality in a
Society quantifying loss
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>>744366553
>>744366488
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>>744366582

what are you, gay?
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>>744366604
I seen it and added it bro
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>>744366628
what, do you actually like SJWs?
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158974654123003
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>>744366653

what do you, what do you, you?
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>>744366653
Op here i actually like it. I've written a ton of anti sjw songs.
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wuts punk
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>>744366657
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>>744366742
A shitty genre of music
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chicken
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>>744366692
doesn't fit the thread, I know. but i got the poetry flowing through me and out my ass hole.
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may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants
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>>744366830
Nane a songwriter who doesn't?
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>>744366869

picasso
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>>744366892
>Picasso
>Songwriter
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>>744366915

my bad. i meant bib rawss
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>>744366553
you missed
>>744365644
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>>744366951
So i did
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
i put beef ribs in my anus because my parents never really loved me.
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>>744367040

reroll for chorus
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So far we got this.
Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
i do the boob man
this song is gonna be very booblike.
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I
can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads
hassidic recidivism jism cunt
Chicken
may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants.


This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
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>>744367143

make next dubs chorus. i gotta hear this
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>>744367172
Good idea

re rolling for this
>>744367143
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>>744367222
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>744367222

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE
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the title should be:

Existentialist Crisis in E minor
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>>744365374

OP. this is a perfect verse. someone got dubs on the entire reroll but this is perfect


This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
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Allahu ackbar ten pickles in a jar
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Okay guys please be patient while i figure oout how to word it and the note imma use.

>>744367365
Lol those were my dubs for my comment too lmao
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"I never get dubs, never get dubs!"
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>>744367405

very nice. just the idea of someone begging for the chorus to come as the chorus is weirdly the right amount of irony and cynisicm id expect from a punk song, joke or not.
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>>744367405

also please post this on youtube. im about to pull a double at work today, and i gotta leave in about 20 mins. i gotta hear this but wont be around for when your finished
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>>744367500

also dubs. make me famous bitch.
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>>744367386

seal of approval, rolling for this
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Excuse me? I accidentally into punk.
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>>744367660

rollin
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>>744367660

retry
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>>744367688

MMHMMMMMMMMMM
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ive never had a trip but save once in my life, yet occasionally i am the dubs master. occasionally.
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rill
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>>744367837
reell
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rolll
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reroll
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>>744367939

kekroll for kek
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this shit better win a grammy.
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have you ever shit whilst eating tums?
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i collect only the rarest pepes
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OP here iim compressing the audio to make it fir for vocaroo and
>>744367500
I will also put it on youtube.
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nigguh i am searching for a watermelon and some kfc, motherfucker i am a real g
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to fucking kill myself
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>>744368518

cool man. your awesome.

what title? bout to head out so lemme know quick if ya can
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>>744368585
this
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>>744368585
rollerino
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>>744368585
roll
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>>744368604
Next dubs gets to name it
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>>744368767

A Romp Through Human Garbage
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>>744368795

reroll
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>>744368807

rawl
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My Cats Need to Eat, Plz Halp
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POO POOO I POO MY PANTS
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>>744368883

reroll. so close
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>>744368901
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>>744368450
rollin for this
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>>744367417
rll
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I'm a sad, sleepy little man and nothing ever goes my way; I think I need to get off of this world, because life is pretty gay.
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>>744366742
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>>744368968

TITLE
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>>744368795
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>>744366294
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>>744368968
Yeah faggot we need a title.
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Some Green Frog

Title for dubs, if I get em
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Now Thats What I Call Shitposting Vol 1
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douchy
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>>744368968
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>>744369068
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chicken tendies
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>>744369102

roll
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>>744369102
re roll
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>>744368968
dis one mayn
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FUCK MAN. why no dubs?
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>>744369122
DUBS CONFIRMS IT.
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>>744368968

This.
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>>744369102
>>744369122

winns
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chicken tendies?

NICE. ill look for it tonight when i get home from work! take it easy peeps
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I want cummies and tendies and no more pain, give me give me give me brain novocaine.
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>>744369262

late to the party broh
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>>744369262
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Chicken Tendies

It should be the first song on an album
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>>744369321

dude, could you imagine a whole punk album written by b? id pay for that.
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Guys this went really well i might do a second verse after i finish uploading the first.
Just so you know i fucked up a couple times but i wasn't gonna keep you guys waiting any longer.
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>>744369423
>>744369364
>>744369321


do a whole album or ep. like as a side project for a month
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>>744369423
Speaking of which there was a delay in the compressing
>>744369468
I actually might do that!
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>>744369468
Im interest.I have a studio
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>>744368968
tfw when even your bid for the title of a retarded /b/-made punk rock song doesn't work out--just like the title would suggest.
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>>744369540
>>744369468
I have an idea let's actually start a band.
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s10miGlBA2Ys
Here it is in all it's glory
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>>744369792
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s10miGlBA2Ys

Way better than Blink 182, bruh.

LET'S DO VERSE 2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQObokNAMAo
And here's the youtube link.
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>>744370002
Blink 182 could never make a song this random.
And i'm the biggest fan of them.
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I gonna make a second thread for the second verse guys.
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>>744370119
>Blink 182 could never make a song this random.

Exactly. Sooo random XD
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>>744370157
Link it here pls bro
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>>744370304
refer to
>>744370002
and
>>744370033
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>>744370433
New thread for the second verse!
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>>744365374

Sasha Grey is passion
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>>744370618
>>744370433
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