My roommate is out for the night i went in his room and he forgot

>>744363976
Put shit inside of the pussy, then he will fuck it and get shit all over his dick.

fill it up with mayo and wait for a reaction.

Cum in it

>>744364033
This.
Poo in vagoo

>>744363976
Fuck it and cum in it. Cuck him.

Put hotsauce in it

>>744364120
This. Or dump in peppermint oil/peppermint extract

>>744363976
Place a rare Pepe inside of it

>>744364094
pic with timestamp or sage.

>>744363976
>put bread knife in vagina with knife facing out
>wait

>>744364033

Rollin

Glue it to the ceiling.

>>744363976
Take a shit on it

>>744364207
lmao

>>744363976
fuck it and film yourself fucking it. Send him the video.

>>744363976
dress it up in black latex and put a banana peel inside vagoo and anus

>>744363976
Put razor blade in vag.

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another pic

>>744364258
>cuck to a sex doll
a new low.

Swap his lube with superglue

>>744363976
don't touch his expensive sex toy.

also you're putting your hands where he sticks his dick

>>744364315
This

>>744364356
Dress in it's clothes and put a wig on and wait for him to come back. Don't say anything just lay there like the doll.

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Rawlin. Dress up as Hitler and have kinky Nazi sex with doll.

>>744364356
oh i thought it was a real doll, it's just a cheap fuck doll. so i no longer care what you do with it.

>>744363976
X-acto knife blades in the vagoo

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weeeewlad

>>744364491
Reroll

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ITT:
>OP claims that he will do things to sex doll if you roll trips.
>actually just posts pics of his shitty blow up doll

Fill vagoo with bleach.
Also, timestamp.

>>744364207
This

>>744363976
Leave his shit alone and mind you own business.

He's a sick fuck for having a sex doll and you're a sick fuck for preying on his privacy behind his back like some mudslime scum.

Hopefully next he dicks with your shit for no good reason, and it gradually escellates to the point of you killing each other.

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I think I broke it..

>>744364754
I disagree with everything except for the part where they kill eachother.

>>744364789
What the fuck OP.

>>744364789
Way to go faglord. At least draw a swastika on the head.

OP is full of shit, that is his doll

>>744364754
what a dellusional piece of shit you are, what he is doing is just typcial white people shit hands down

>>744364928
excsue i must correct myself chickenshit colored child fuckers
>>744364754

>>744363976
fuck it

>>744364789
ITT
>OP moves back in with his mom because he popped his roommates blow up doll.

shove some pins or something up the pussy

>>744364991
lmao funny shit,

>>744363976
gently squeeze a peeled hard-boiled egg into it's vagoo put it as deep down in there as it can get

Hot chilli.
In the vag pocket

>>744364928
Only because if they were niggas they wouldnt have any property to fuck with.

>Ubuntu went to the food bank and left his collection of dead rats out. Dubs decide which one i eat first

>>744365315
No need to bring Linux into this anon.

>>744365315
pretty sure if these 2 were black they would have real women to fuck not some shitty chickenshit colored child molesters

>>744363976
Harvest the cum from it and Impregnate someone

>>744365315
I've had nigger roommates you should see the tantrums they throw when they forget their cigarettes in a pair of pants. Or when they think someone smoked some of their weed.

>>744365527
I like where you're going with this...
maybe rape someone with it make sure they're conservative enough not to abort it.

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>>744363976
this pic was posted last night......

Put hot sauce and cayanne pepper in the rubber vagina

>>744365658
if you ever think these threads are ever about authenticity you're just wrong. They're about participation. It's a fucking game so what if you're playing with monopoly money if you can banish the disbelief long enough for it to be fun you're doing it right.

>>744364789
You're gonna need to hide the body

>>744363976
Lick the fake vagina you already touched it you faggot.

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>>744364789

>tfw triggered by anorexiashaming

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>>744365448
GNU/Linux

>>744365493
Corpses from the incidental murdera during their last robbery don't count, Tyrone.

>>744365545
All of which they stole to begin with.

>>744363976
>My roommate is

is he a nigger?
is he a kike?
is he a virgin?

Give it some roses and take it out for a romantic dinner

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>>744365753
people actually used to deliver in threads. Like the one where anon smoked a rat that he found while cleaning an airstream

>>744366065
No one has rolled trips yet tho?
Smear shit all over it

>>744366065
those threads are rare and end quickly

Shit on it

>>744366188
True. I just remember more consistantly good content. Everything kind of got fucked after /b/ day.

>>744366188
>>744366288
Great Scott's!!!!!

Agree, shit on it

>>744363976
Stop lying, faggot, that thing is yours

>>744363976
Fill fake pussy with Mayo and let owner discover it

>>744364154

That's fucking mean.

Or toothpaste.

>>744366617
add a prawn or two for good measure

pour hot sauce in it, hottest u can find

FAKE

>bengay in pussy

take it on holiday with you around the world, take photos of it and send the pics to your cucked/distressed roommate

stich it with a kitchen knife

>>744363976
oh it's this picture again

>>744363976
Time stamp or gtfo

Sell it to a Nigger

>>744363976
FILL IT WITH JALAPENO AND TABASCO

Take a bus ride with it sitting next to you

Lick his cum out, and then tell him he doesn't need it anymore because he can fuck you in the ass

>>744363976
nothing since the actual owner posted that same pic last night