So does anyone have any stories about ordering late night fast

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what the fuck is that pic op

Just googled a pic of pizza delivery and sex. Didn't have anything better

no grill whats pizza dick
>>744362756

No comprehendo too much dick pizza

we need more pizza dick

I shall find more to then and hope that someone has stories or anything

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So apparently pizza sex is a bigger thing than I imagined

>>744363188
OP i think you found a gold mine this i fuck funny

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Well thread no longer about what I started but fuck it I found a few more so I'll share before fading away

>>744363346
i think people need to know about pizza dick

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Only a couple left

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Just remember the extra sauce

why is pizza dick a thing

>>744363346
i just saw the url on this pic i think its time to go down the rabbit hole

No idea why pizza dick is a thing but I shall search elsewhere for the answers to my questions. Thank you 4chan as always

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=big+sausage+pizza

>>744362619
Yup.
>5 years ago, be at gay friend's birthday party.
>Has jelly wrestling for lulz. I wrestle with the few straight chicks there, ends up in bad handjob.
>Fastforward to 4am next morning.
>Clothes are wet from jelly, so took em off except boxers to sleep.
>Freezing cold wakes me up (slept in car)
>Decide I'm sober enough to drive home.
>Go through McDonalds drive through for food. Still just in boxers, have dried lime jelly on me still.
>Trying to chat up girl at window, since she's pretty cute. She stops me, calls over the other girl on.
>Telling them all about party the night before, talk for a while, they lean out and hug me, take photos etc. They give me a big bag when I ordered a single meal.
>Open it up, it has 5 burgers, nuggets, tons of chips n shit.
>Thank them, go to leave. One of them leans back out, tucks me back into my boxers.

Yup, button was undone and I was hanging out. Worth it for all the free food.

>>744363987
Sounds like a good story thank you for sharing. I just had the thought of suggesting my GF and I try to get some free food with varying displays

>>744362619

sounds like OP watched too many porn vids

>>744364201
You're more likely to get arrested for public indecency. Don't let your dick do the thinking.

I would obviously start with tame and not illegal stuff and see if that did anything but ya know

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>>744364201
Where are you located?
I'll give you free food for varying displays.

>>744364658
Sounds legit to me. I can see nothing bad about this at all

not late night and not food
>few weeks ago
>midsummer, hot as hell, afternoon
>sweating like hell, and gotta get ready because i'm about to leave the house
>take a shower
>about to get dressed, i'm in only an underwear, that's a bit wet, since i'm not dry completely yet
>someone pushes the bell
>open the door
get on the floor
>what do you want?
>your neighbour is getting internet, do you want to have our internet too? we will give you some discount too
>nope, thanks, i got internet already
Cool story, huh? I'm sure he offered me the discount only because i was wet and naked.

>>744362694
Screenshot from one of the "Big Sausage Pizza" scenes. Was popular half a decade ago.

>>744364825
Well it is shit like that or 404 I suppose.

My girlfriend likes being naked around the house. She recently mentioned she will probably open the door for deliveries naked just to see their faces.

>>744362619
i work for pizzabutt and i give away free shit every shift never had a girl ask for free food for flashing though..

>>744365094
I'm in a US state where toplessness is legal so I was going to suggest to my GF and see how that goes

>>744365278
it would work on me

>>744365359
If it would work on at least one person that I find here then it may be worth a shot. I'll definitely suggest it, see where that gets me and make a new post on here eventually to share results. (Not today or tomorrow or even likely this week but eventually)

>>744365056
She likes showing off anyway so it's not surprising to me

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>>744363416
Someone ordered a pizza just to cut a hole through it and the box, so that they could pay a man to stick his dick through the hole and a fuck woman that was payed to take dick through said hole. People sat around and discussed this for hours. They spent weeks organizing sex with a pizza buffer. Somebody had to sit around and spend a day cutting and editing a chick sucking and fucking a dude from the other side of a pizza. They had a director and probably a whole crew in on this.

What irritates me the most though, is the fact that this has been done more than once.

Every day we stray further from god.

>>744363987
>Open it up, it has 5 burgers, nuggets, tons of chips n shit
You've got overdue food, faggot)))

>>744362619
who's this snuzzler guzzler?

>>744366270
Just some googled pizza fucker

>>744366358
Methunks this thread is over. Op lurking till the end now I suppose.