How should I respond to this stupid fuck I'm not asking

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OP here

>>744361650
"Not interested. Not now, not ever. You make me dryer than the Sahara desert. Try it on with someone else"

Honestly dude, just tell him to fuck off. Yes, he's a spastic cringelord, and yes, he has little to no respect for you if he's gonna try it on 5 days after you get out of a relationship that lasted years, but ultimately he's a person. He deserves honesty. No matter how brutal it is, he still deserves it.

I'd go with something along the lines of telling him that no matter what he tries, nor when, it's not gonna happen between you two, single or not. For guys like him you have to be blunt and make your point firmly, because he clearly lacks the respect to take any kind of firm "maybe" as a no. There's a fine line between being blunt and being insulting, though; the last thing you wanna do with someone whose intellect is so low and ego is so high is to personally insult them because they'll never, ever forget it. Although, this only really applies if they live near you, because that's the only time it might ever be dangerous.

Do whatever you feel is right, just make sure to do it very well.

Tell him that you have a dick

>>744362670
That's probably a bonus

>>744362670
Also lesbian ect a nazi or something just find out what his political views are. That usually does the trick

OP: "Hey, want to see a new pic of me?"
Him: "Sure!"

Then send him a pic of you holding a sign that says "You're a creepy douchebag, <name>!"

>>744361650
just show the lad your tits for fuck sake, you aren't special. show us too while you're at it.

>>744361650

is it ok I haven't gotten my dick removed?

>>744361650
Tell him to stay in Florida and you will meet him there
>hurricane rolls in
>no more problem

also tits

>>744361650
Ultimate respond, suicide and blame him in your letter

OP here I love u asshole faggots awesome responses I'm posting these to him

>>744362152
Word nigga

Just simply tell him ur not interested secretly tell him ur ex bf was really a chick with a dick u may throw him off his game for a minute although u may ruin ur ex boyfriends reputaion at the same time ur choice tho faggot best of luck to u

If u truly don't give a fuck about ur reputation like I don't just tell him ur an escort and u only like dudes with dicks 4+ inches tell em u heard from multiple sources his dick is only 2+ inches then post it all over the web that'll possibly get him to shut up or just tell him dicks or gtf

He must be really thirsty isn't he OP

Just noticed the time those texts were sent, most likely done while drunk. We've all been there, we've all fucked up on a level equal to this. Just tell him no, move on. Guy's probably kicking the shit out of himself over it.

>>744364835
OP here I honestly don't drink tho maybe a few beers here and there but not much

>>744364835
Are you employing that I responded to him quickly that I was drunk ?

>>744365832
Your argument is invalid faggot sir

>>744365941
Why bump other anons already told you what to do earlier

>>744364835
>>744362152

These are valid responses, dont be a cunt

>>744366089
I completely respect and appreciate the other responses I asked for help and I was given help but I get irritated when someone says I'm just in a drunken rage

>>744366089
This person obviously said he sees when I responded to said person most likely I was drunk even tho I don't drink that much as I said a few beers every now and then I completely respect that persons respons but don't blame the fact that I was drunk

>>744366467
pretty sure that anon ws talking about the anoying guy, not you, when he was talking about beeing drunk

>>744366557
This is anon thank u don't know if u completely agree with me or not tho sorry to busy playing dbz xenoverse 2 add me faggots ps4?

I'd actually enjoy playing with some new assholes so fucking add me faggot thanks

I'll post tits if it helps

>>744367020
>>744366467

Are you the guy hitting on the chick or her herself. NOW im confused

>>744367020
what games u got nig

>>744367152
I'm on ps4 I got destiny modernwafar 2 blackops 3 horizon zero dawn borderlands 2 the handsome jack collection overwatch dbz xenoverse 2 watch dogs destiny bioshock titanfall 2 battlefield 1 gta5 and black ops 3 m8

>>744367052
Do et

>>744367152
Add me tho ?

Any typical gamers wanna add me ? I'll send name in private message considering most faggots on here just wanna hack