What made you into an asshole, /b/? >Just turned 21 >All

>19
>Be an asshole, manipulative fuck-up with no real talents except bossing people around
>Somehow the most popular in my class with everyone of my coursemates looking up to me

>Be 14
>Be nerdy ass kid
>Despite that girls approach me rather than friends
>one of the bros likes a girl
>Go to her bday party
>End up fucking her
>See the world in an entirely new light
>Out with the beta, in with the self-hatred

Yup yup. Good times.

>>744353236
ITT: butthurt faggots with no social skills bitch

>>744355029
And what? You'd rather have a WWYD celeb nudes thread? You're the reason this website is dying.

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>>744355202

>>744355423
Sure.

>from middle school to beginning of college
>be into a girl that i was brozoned
>Moved on but lead on that it was more than it was but never can be together, also kept me to herself
> Fucked my brother behind my back
> Killed me on the inside, and I started acting like a bitch for a while
> cut off all social ties and start from scratch and trust no one until they earned it

I finally grew the fuck up, but surely there's still more room to improve, but the best part of it is:

> Desperately comes to me for attention, and i give her bare minimum and laugh on the inside at how the roles switched

>>744355423
not OP: na, ur just being a fag, this could be a genuinely interesting thread

>>744353236
>>744355632


Samefagging this hard.

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>>744355801
Better luck next time, autism Alex!

>>744355921
>Better luck next time, autism Alex!

You hear that allot, don't you, faggot.

>>744353236
>28
>Founded my own Company.
>Everyone said it won't work
>No one helped me
>"Business Partner" does illegal things and tries to scam me
>Everyone wants my money
>Friends are envious of my house
>Now that everything works and I'm rich and don't need to work anymore I hate everyone and can't trust nobody except my best friend, girlfriend and family (I had them before everything went good)

>>744356111
>Right back at ya
Did I hit anerve?

>>744355202
can't kill something that's already dead

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>>744355632

I'm not an asshole though. I like people.

I grew out of the asshole thing. I'm 27, and I help people when it isn't too hard.

Though I do actively try to make /b/tards kill themselves, so there's that.

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>>744353236
28
>mom is a communist who uses men to eat. Is probably going to die soon.
>sister is an SJW cunt who wasted all her money she got from the white collar job she quit because "muh stress" on commiemom and is now broke too. Blame me because I moved out of state 7 years ago.
>dad fucked off to Oregon right after based grandad died. Who actually raised me. Shit tier aunt stole as much of my inheritance as she could and placed an arbitrary time limit on my access to the remainder until I was 26. Grandad died when I turned 16. Had to borrow against my own money for a long time to eat until my commiemom finally took me in.
>commiemom tried to illegally volunteer me for the army.
>all my friends stayed in commiefornia and have either an heroed, or turned into failures of some kind. Either way they don't associate with me because the woman I'm marrying was in my same peer mutual friend group. 2 are butthurt I "stole her" from them. And the rest just turned into nonbinary fags.
>after moving to seattle I had my identity stolen 3 times. Nothing major just a few thousand dollars went missing that I eventually got back.
>just recently moved out of niggertown.

My entire life is nothing but betrayal by family and friends and all the good ones are long dead. I don't think I'm an asshole but I'm told I am on a nearly daily basis so I guess I am.

>28
>legit schizoid diagnosed by psychiatrist
>act like asshole so people don't want to be around me

>>744353236
I'm actually a really good person. I buy homeless people food and talk to them about getting help, I take care of sick animals, I care about other people.
I mean, I've been through some crazy shit, but I've never once thought "huh my life's bad/ something bad happened to me. let me be a dick to others because I'm upset" Nothing made any of you into assholes. you chose to be assholes.
I just came by to see how b has changed since I haven't been here for about 4 years.
stay golden /b/

>>744356482
>Though I do actively try to make /b/tards kill themselves, so there's that.

You should try that with political extremists.
Massive keks

>>744353236
be 26

refuse to turn into an asshole on the principle that everyone does.

>>744356622
>Stay golden b
>Stay golden
Wtf man have you seen page 1

>>744356765


>>744356622
Only valid answers

>>744356931
im actually a really good person! go to charities help everyone that i can

but most of all i love to show people that you dont need to be an asshole :)

>>744357010
I'm becoming an asshole now just to spite you, you pitiful sack of humanitarian shit.

>>744356622
>>744356765
>>744356482
Stay poor.

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>>744356560
>I don't think I'm an asshole but I'm told I am on a nearly daily basis so I guess I am.

who tells you? you need to pay attention to that shit man. Assholes are always going to think good people are assholes (its like morons. They think they are the smartest in the world and think smart people are morons) so trust in yourself and if you think you're -doing fine then you are generally if you're an asshole you know it without people telling you unless you'e just emotionally vacant

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Shes a slut and she will send nudes if you start by sending her a dick pic

>>744357137
You don't have to be an asshole to know that business is business, you pleb.

>>744356851
It's not that bad.
I miss the one weird thing a day, though.
Threads about fucking dolphins,fur fags and ponies, r9k tier problems, the b'aawww threads, the guy who'd always post gore in the b'awww threads, ( shit was so cash) the desu, the jimmie rustling, but I'm pretty sure it's all nostalgia and maybe years from now this generation of /b/ros will reminisce about andy biersack shitting in their mouths.
It's always been a shit hole. It's just not my shit hole anymore.

>>744353236
>be nice to everyone and anyone growing up
>still get backstabbed by everyone you know

Moral of the story, be a dick.

>>744357223
Nypa

>>744356622
>you chose to be assholes.

well thats not exactly true. Good people can suffer through some horrible shit that makes them just hate the world and that tends to turn them into assholes

>>744357249
Do you realize that it's nothing but pornhub for desperately horny neckbeards that are so lazy and desperate they'll wrap their mousepad around their dick and use that to wank to the terabytes of saved clothed photos of celebrities and facebook profiles that literally dream of being inside a girl

>>744357272
You got backstabbed because you're a weak cunt, not because you're good.

>>744357314
they chose to hate the world.
I've been through some pretty bad shit and I'm not an asshole,

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>>744357153
Well I simply do not do charity. I don't believe in it. My experiences with my family basically screwing me at every opportunity where money was involved taught me that. I'm told I'm an asshole by my family because I refuse to help my mom who currently needs to raise 3k for heart surgery. Personally I am fine with her dying. She's a communist leach. And then my coworkers and friends jokingly(?) refer to me as "anon the dick" or "asshat anon" because I tend to be rather direct and honest with my opinions of people and my opinions of others opinions. I don't think I'm being rude. Oh there's also the whole I don't buy god thing. But I know why people think I'm an ass for that.

>>744357466
Nice profile pic.

>>744357362
For pedos and retarded fur fags too, its depressing to call myself human.

>>744357434
emotions -are -reactions -hat -y,ou -never -get -to -choose. -Go -on -and -prove -me -wrong -and -"decide" -to -love -something -y,ou -hated -(i -dont -mean -make -a -post -because -this -is -a -personal -excersie -for -y,ou -and -y,ou -alone) -they, -didnt -choose -to -hate -the -world -the -world -MADE -them -hate -it

sorry, -for -the -hy,phens -i -spilled -shit -on -my, -key,board -and -now -every, -space -adds -a -hy,phen -and -every, -"y," -adds -a -comma -and -im -sick -of -have -to -delete -it -all

>>744357137
your mad

and a really bad businessman if you think you have to be an asshole to make money

enjoy your shitty hated life, and your hollow meaningless existence bud <3

>>744357549
What can I say? I like pussy.

>>744357761
Well, you are what you eat, amirite?

>>744357625
Once again, I'm making millions a year owning multiple different kinds of businesses while you're making 300 tops on your brick and mortar store because you want to be "nice" and don't want to do whatever it takes.

>meet girl
>is shit girlfriend but keeps telling me she will try
>get kicked out of house with friends because of her
>get kicked out of home because of her
>refuses me to talk to any girl, even lesbians in a couple
>breakup with her sleep with other girls
>she finds out, pushes rape charges on me
>deal with lawyers and court for two years
>sleeps with friends and my brother in the meanwhile
>brother shows up with her night after i found out
>i hold tounge and negotiate with her, bro thinks were fucking and flips out, mum goes to hospital
>fall asleep then she wakes me up in middle of night and sexes me until i cried
>dodged rape charges she never dropped, doing community work for 3 years instead
>is now pregnant with my child

>>744356622

>be me
>lost virginity to a 17 year old when i was 12
>never liked in school because I was a pervert
>drawn to assholes from years of mental conditioning
>kicked out of the house at 15
>get addicted to meth and live in condemned houses with an old homeless lady to survive the cold winter
>steal food for old lady and other homeless people for meth
>get raped in an empty lot on my way back from the store
>3 weeks later
>get molested by some fat ugly black dude who locked me in his house after saying he'd give me food and water
>parents find me on the streets and throw me in the car to mexico
>stay in a shitty rehab in mexico with no running water and all kinds of weird shit for a year
>finally get out and try to have a normal life
>boyfriend cheats on me with a hooker
>dad leaves my mom so I have to keep her from killing herself
>tfw still not an asshole
people aren't inherently good or bad.
You shouldn't be a dick just because one person fucked you over.

>>744357466
everything checks out to me anon you seem pretty level headed maybe just be a little more careful about expressing opinions and you seem like a pretty fucking nice guy honestly i feel the same about my family as they have essentially screwed me at every chance (my own mother stole a $24k inheritance from me from my fathers life insurance when i turned 18)
ive talked about my family on this board before and they all live in one house and this fucking pit of human depravity is even disgusted enough at them that ive been told to just burn down the house with them in it

sorry for the tangent tl:dr you seem pretty cool to me

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>>744358041
pic related

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>>744358127
Thanks anon.

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BAD DECSIONS , MARRYING A BEAUTFUL LYING CUNNIVING SLUT. AND OPIATES TOO. IM PRETTY JADED

>>744357951
>is now pregnant with my child

Christ did you fuck up or what?

>>744358370
yup pretty much

>>744357899
nice implications you got running there mate.

im more than likely on your similair income if not more,

except 80% of my workers get paid 120k+ a year

what are you doing to increase the economy (protip, not your personal one)

again, your just mad because your a bad businessman who has to rip everyone else off to make a profit.
your literally what is killing the planet.

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>>744353236
Stole a friends gf in highschool. Got her prego within the first week. Mfw she blamed friend i fucked over for getting her prego to protect me.

>>744357951
It's never too late for murder.

Borrow a boat and dump her corpse in the deep sea. Concrete boots motherfucker. Dump all evidence in the sea with her. Then raise the antichrist on your lonesome.

>>744356182
>>"Business Partner" does illegal things and tries to scam me
>>Everyone wants my money

So you actually cleaned up your social circles. Trust me, not a bad thing.

>>744353236
>realize that there is no goal in life
>find out that fucking with people's emotions is fun
>have some fun

>>744358041
wtf man. What country is this ?

>>744359408
Don t listen to this frog.

Man, be good, don t lose hope.

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>>744353236
I'm not an asshole... most of the time

>>744353236
apparently i was a really happy baby/ young child and hardly ever cried
however as my consciousness grew, i began to analyze people and quickly realized how pathetic the common man is, i started showing signs of judging peoples behavior at the age of 3 apparently
tldr: been a cynic since i could talk

>>744353236
>About to turn 22
>I left all my friends behind
Your only real friends are your balls, anon.

>>744359787
She sounds like a pile of human excrement. He'd be doing the world a favour.

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>>744357951
What the fuuuck. Why are people so evil, literally what did she gain out of this except destroying countless lives and proving to everyone around her that she's certifiable?

>>744360077
Some people are just born misery machines.

>>744353236
>Age 17, buddy of mine, let's call him Jeff, had had enough.
>called me to tell me he wanted me to come over
"Sure thing man, your folks home?"
>"nah, those assholes are going out for the night. Need your help with something."
>tell him I can be there at 5
>5:01, I'm on the phone with emergency dispatch, telling them my buddy downed an entire bottle of his step dad's insulin
>5:05, I'm silently reading my buddies note, writing a new one and pocketing the original one.
It had a detailed description of shit his family had been doing to him for the last 5 years since his dad died, shit like kicking him down a flight of stairs for a simple gripe, burning half his shit for burning dinner, killing his cat after it scratched his step dad's friend, etc.
>EMTs arrive 15 minutes later, give time of death as 5:03
>police station later that day, give my statement, all that
>ask for the officer my buddy asked I show the note to, officer Clancy.
Clancy was a cool guy, really close to Jeff. Always stuck up for him and shit like that.
>Guy, a buddy of his step dads, asks why I need to see him
"I need to tell him something"
>"I'll tell him when he gets back in"
"Nah, I'll just wait, got something I need to give him anyway"
>Captain Asshat Sees the paper in my pocket, asks me if that's a note from Jeff.
> tell him no, demands to see it or he'll "lock me up for obstruction of justice"
>don't want a record, so I hand it over, knowing full well I may as well have given the paper to his step dad.
>tells me I shouldn't run around with falsified documents.
> tell him they aren't fake, he ignores me saying I'm lucky he doesn't tell Jeff's dad, or I'd be sued for libel
>looks me dead in the eye as he rips the thing into shreds, and Clancy rounds the corner.

I still think about put both those fuckers in a shallow grave, letting them claw their way out,
and then spraying them with napalm. It's better than they deserve

>>744353236
Consistent lying and broken promises from the entirity of my mom's side of the family coupled with (what I'm guessing is) some form of autism on my dad's side of the family all topped off with almost no discipline growing up and a complete lack of reliance on others

>>744359630
fuckin' MURICA

>>744360077
well she got a kid, pretty much all she talked about or gossip about others, deep down i guess she coulda been a decent person, supposedly her ex beat her up for years, but even that could be made up lol.